>those roots
gross
nonces out
BASED SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN
wtf my dad just walked in
>Tyler
disgusting
>dad walks in when tyler dressed as nikki
Missing the opportunity for subject
HOW MANY NIKKIS ARE THERE EDITION
>>2399377
My older brother did. He just called our dad and told him he caught me watching gay porn.
>>2399313
becketty a cute
This is truly the best show
I want to fuck Tyler!
SD WINS AGAIN
RAM BTFO
>the state of RAM
CENETTY GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY GOATDANGO
#TICKETED
This is a match between the Southpaw Regional Wrestling announce team.
dads giving me the look again
>I'll drop their whole clan just like I did the Uchiha
Vince confirmed into ladyboys
have hot cops always been this great?
>mfw tyler is hotter than maryse and nikki
I thought Chyna was dead
WHAT THE FUCK
i thought smackdown was safe from FAGGOTRY and therefore safe for me to watch downstairs BUT NO
OF COURSE
Tyler FUCKING BREEZE COMES OUT IN DRAG. my dad is down here and he just spit out his beer laughing then told me to go to bed early
Tell me what ends up happening. Im fucking done with this show
>>2399397
Fucking gay
I fucking love fandango
>NEW DAY BTFO BY GAY COPS
JBL MENTIONED LANCE KATAMARAN AND CHET CHETTERFIELD
Is this real life?
>Nikki Bella is gonna beat up Tyler Breeze
Upset isn't the goddamn word for it, this is BULLSHIT
BIG MATCH JOHNNY
The great Khali too
FUCK THIS
this is good
Breezy Bella is Best Bella
Based Fandangoat
>shoutout to harpo marx
JBL is fucking god tier
This is like the start of a porno
>yfw Tyler Breeze is more attractive as Nikki than Nikki
Would you fugg tyler like that
I would fugg tyler like that
>nikki vs. futa nikka
SDL WINS AGAIN LUL
I really don't want but...
>>2399417
2nded
big match john giving him the big match rub before he leaves
tfw tyler bella is hotter than nikki bella
fucking cringe
RAW wins again baby
These guys haven't aged since SRW
GOD DAMNIT, I HAVE BEEN COMMENTING FACTS ABOUT ALL THESE MATCHES TONIGHT AND I HAVEN'T GOTTEN A SINGLE (YOU) YET!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Dude is chet chetterfield gonna get a W because of based Miz
I wish a nigga would.
This is some WCW tier shit
BREEZY BTFO
>tyler looks better than nikki
ummm
has anyone ever been buried harder
>chetterfield reference
Chet Chetterfield confirmed for new announcer
>THE STATE OF TYLER BREEZE
someone really hates tyler and dango huh
Nikki BTFO traps
KEK
WHAT THE FUCK WAS BRIE TRYING TO DO THERE
>>2399454
I can't breathe
>Nikke did an RKO
Is Randy hitting it?
This feud is the worst thing I've ever watched
>>2399454
here
That was horrible shit but I loved every second.
Guys Tyler looks better than Nikki
>>2399454
>typical /aspie
Shane finna rape AJ
Why is AJ waiting for John Cena??
Much needed piss break
>Tyler's career right now
>burying tyler breeze
>>2399480
DELET THIS
miz and maryse are carrying this feud
>>2399493
he was already buried you /co/alburner
>>2399415
Your dad is jacking it to Tyler in drag
Braun Astro man introduced KA and Gallows to the poop pin app.
So that was so far the only shit thing.
The match itself everything else was ok.
But if you're gonna cut a match time why not it be this one.
HOMOS BTFO
>waiting for John Cena
why would Breeze agree to go out and do that
he looks like a huge geek now
>AJ Styles awaiting the arrival of John Cena
>>2399462
Whens the next retro show?
WHY THE FUCK IS RAW SO BETTER THAN SMACKDOWN?
FUCK THIS SHIT, IF THEY DONT PUSH THE GAY COPS NEXT WEEK I'M REMOVING MY SUB FROM THE WWE
>>2399473
It's a TKO
>>2399510
>he doesn't want to get beat up by Nikki Bella
Faggot
>>2399493
Hey, at least they get airtime as opposed to the rest of the SDL Tag Team division
Wyd? I'm horny.
Oops wrong chat
>>2399514
When they bring back the territories.
>>2399515
Chips just came out, so this IS their push.
Post yfw that segment.
I'm fucking starving. What should I eat?
I- I found Tyler hotter than Nikki.
What does this mean?
>>2399528
>>2399528
>>2399528
>>2399537
A Grand Mac
>>2399539
nothing
nikki looks masculine
BASED POWER RANGERS WORKING THE MARKS
>>2399537
dick
>>2399537
cum is a pretty goo source of protein. I try to keep a little frozen in my freezer
>>2399527
This guy knows nothing
I'm bout to finna eat some cereal
>>2399528
>tfw no Rusev and Lana vs Cena and Brie
>>2399554
>pretty goo source of protein
>goo
>>2399545
Thank god, a match with actual women.
Is Chrisley /ourguy/?
>Becky Cringe
>Bex Segment
when will becky's sex tape be leaked?
where is lewd Lexi Bliss?
Can lynch been future endeavored already.
We almost had a smack without womyn shit
still good tho
Carmella confirmed for snek
>>2399574
you're disappointing me now, zaynposter
lol that Conway pop
>>2399574
I like this gimmick
>Carmellsworth Segment
Carmella and Ellsworth skipping together makes me happy and I don't know why
God I'm so jealous that Ellsworth is so close to Carmella's feet at all time
Why is Carmella cuckolding Cass/cuckqueaning Ellsworth's wife?
Yfw you realize ellsworth will be in 2k18
>>2399586
You're 150 posts too early senpai
>>2399586
MICKY AND ALEXA MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>2399586
>the state of this nigger
was she corpsing?
>>2399608
SENS FOR THE MAN
Wow.
That was the shittiest discus clothesline that I have seen in my entire life.
>Natalya Segment
I'd suck a fart out of Alexa's ass tbqh
BLISS GETTING POPS GET FUCKED OTHER WOMEN!
SMACK DOWN WINS AGAIN
ALEXA
STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW STILL BETTER THAN RAW
BASED SMACK CUTTING DIVA SHIT
So now smA++ckdown has obliterated RAM can we all agree that the BASED BIG DAWG needs to be drafted to the A show?
>>2399586
Can you stop with this shit?
>Big Beef Mickie Segment
>Greenlight segment
Asuka when?
Why the fuck would Alexa and Micki come out?
Wrestling usually doesn't make a lot of sense, but the women are booked by actually high retarded kids with crayons.
>So the red haired girl fights the girl with the long neck
>And then the girl who looks like she's 78 attacks long-neck
>And then, and then the old girl who is a new girl comes in!
>And then, and then, and then the comic book girl comes in and beats up all of them!
FINN GIVE ME A GREEN LIGHT
did cuck phillips politic to get mauro fired?
Little Lungs workin the smarks
MORE KINO
>>2399633
How many of these do you have?
>Bliss Segment
>>2399649
mauro is bipolar hes having an episode
>>2399649
Hes going to ufc
I hope you don't smoke, /v/
>>2399635
>zayn99
Why aint Jack Tunney in the Hall of Fame? He owned the company for years
Dead crowd
>watching Smackdown with /asp/
What the fuck is the main event
LITTLE LUNGS WORKING THE NON-SMOKERS INTO A SHOOT
>>2399663
>/v/
What's the likelihood that Asuka is debuting and taking the belt at mania?
YES ANOTHER TOTAL BELLAS BULLSHIT SEGMENT
>>2399630
Now I understand why the whole locker room loves Big Dog. He's put in so much shit that is impossible not empathize with him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebN17xoJbLg
>>2399692
Cabrón, stop
>>2399649
yes. and mauro went crazy again. they are waiting until after Wrestlemania to fire him so he doesnt commit suicide
post rare Alexas
>>2399672
I can't tell the difference
Who /quittingsmoking/ here?
These Truth commercials are not helping 2bh.
>>2399692
Is this what it looks like when RAWtists are seething?
>>2399669
that's not how you use tabs
>>2399554
I do that too make little popsicles with em
>>2399703
Cute
>>2399669
>Yotsuba Bullshit
Ignore big dog posts don't respond
>>2399415
Former smackdownie here. Seriously, we can't let Shane o mac get the nuclear codes.
I LOVE ME TOO
>>2399712
It's so I can watch all (now 4 threads at the same time)
>are we rolling
>More Miz segments
>>2399707
They make want to chainsmoke lucky strikes
Fuck this is based
All these fat fucks on their phones
Maurice is reminding me of Aleta Ocean
>No "fine speech"
>everyone fiddling with their phones in that shot on the crowd
kek
BASED
FUCK YEAH DDP YOGA
>move I can see you
based miz
Why don't mods fucking pin a thread?
DDP SEETHING
>this segment
>Diamond
>Dallas Paige DVD Set
Do headpats actually feel good?
DDP Yoga and a toy ring. Lucky gal.
Where is Bryan
>>2399764
I like them
CENA CONFIRMED SLAVE MASTER
JOHN CENA RECOGNIZE
>DDP Segment
Cena is asexual, Miz confirming it.
Those tits hhhnnnnnnnnnngggg
>>2399757
Mods?!?!!??!
MIZ MAKING GOLD AGAIN
how does he keep doing it?
God I hope John doesn't actually propose at Wrestlemania
God Maryse's body is incredible
Velcro shoes kek
>these bantz
>those tits
>this segment
BASED FUCKING MIZ I LOVE IT
>smackchads cant pick a thread
fuck, you suck.
Bases BMM tying the knot
>Mohegan Tribal Fire Department
>show almost over
>Shane still hasn't shown up for work
How many Slammies do Miz and Maryse get for tonight? 5? 20?
SLATER GATOR
>>2399774
That's not how you get a "head" in WWE.
>the boss showing up at smackdown 15 minutes before it's over
>>2399782
Don't even get me started, Dallas Paige is not the only Diamond right now
>>2399790
some people are just retarded
POST SHANEFROG
>>2399799
>dubs
>99
99 slammies confirmed
Doesn't this make Shane a coward?
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
I wanna lick maryses sexy tummy
>Shane used the front door
HE WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME
BASED RHYNO
>Slyno Segment
>>2399799
THERE GOES THE MONEY
THERE IT GOES
Based Miz.
>>2399803
One of the many perks of being the boss.
>>2399804
>AJ's visual confusion
Kek
>Shane Segment
AJ is like Elmer Fudd.
>tfw HOF is going to better than Mania
>SHANE MAKING AJ WORK HIMSELF
BASED SHANE
Be honest, how many of you have actually ever touched a vagina?
Need moar Breezy Bella.
BASED HoF
>>2399803
Its like the Attitude Era all over again
>>2399834
Are you going to be here next week?
>>2399838
Not me. 23 KV here
Learn to change a fucking tire lazy shits
>>2399838
I'm watching soap opera while shitposting on a vietnamese go karting board, what do you think?
>>2399838
Touching your mother's right now
>>2399838
I am not sure, but I think it's difficult to be born without doing it.
I think the real question is, Why were Slater and Rhyno so late to arrive, and why did they even show up?
Why the fuck are Slater and Rhyno showing up 15 minutes til the show ends?
>>2399834
ok. the next person who zyan is gonna a 12 in stick up their ass
>>2399846
I hope that he isn't. I watch SDL specifically so I don't have to see losers like Sami Zayn.
>Slater/Rhyno breakup angle oficially aborted
I never been so happy at the cancelation of a storyline
Who /mayuyero/ here?
>>2399838
I touch mine all the time. Usually when AJ is on screen.
>>2399838
the virgin shaming seething libby is here
>>2399838
My girl is begging me to come to bed and I'm sitting in the living room alone watching SDL and shitposting.
>>2399838
Do strippers count?
Test
>>2399810
Reminds me of a chubby version of present Bill Nye
>>2399838
Everybody did you idiot
>>2399857
did a seizure you?
I'm already rating this episode 6 stars, but if the ending is based and we get some action then it could be a 7 star show.
>>2399703
her mom is pretty hot desu
>>2399854
daylight savings, it takes some time to get used to it
inb4 Kane comes out of the ring and drags Shane to Hell
>>2399867
yes
>>2399874
******¼¾
>>2399862
based Hugo made a joke about Paige leak
Oh shit, are we going to see Shane's weak-ass punches tonight, aren't we?
>not even Shane can stop WHAT chants or get people to hate AJ
>>2399888
What he said?
>snuck attack
Why is Aj all nervious?
>Goldberg's music plays
GOLD
BERG
NOW NAKAMURA ATTACKS AJ
>>2399893
looks like it
>Crowd isn't chanting Goldberg
Shit crowd.
Where are the security guys?
>>2399838
Have a girlfriend. We fuck all the time.
Whatever happened to playing that steel cage lowering music while people walked to the stage from the back? Bring that back, it was ominous and based as fuck
>>2399838
Does your own vagina count?
Girl here.
What an odd time to play his music.
Why the music
Why does AJ dress like a Wyatt now?
>AJ afraid of Shane
FUCK YOU
YEP YEP YEP YEP
>>2399913
Post feet plz
>I'm sorry
Get's booed
>>2399913
No has to be somebody else faggot
>>2399913
Fuck off roastie toastie
>>2399913
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>music starts playing
Jesus. This show is the absolute shits.
Why aint Shane make it a threeway once AJ won his spot in the main event? Shane is kinda a dick to be honest pham
>>2399921
footfags are cancer
>plays his theme for 2 seconds
but AJ, if you ain't talking money then your talking don't matter
>>2399913
go to sleep, Tyler
>Shane with the worst punches ever
Shane is gonna get killed
did he learn samoa joe's apology strategy?
WTF did Shane turned heel?
>>2399570
>>2399570
>>2399570
>>2399570
Thread #5
Table-San, no!
>Shane's shitty punches
This went from a 9/10 Smackdown to a 6/10 so fast
>inb4 Shane injured
Is Shane supposed to be the bad guy?
>>2399936
One of the things Shane is known for
RIP in pieces
Why is AJ being a coward all of a sudden? I mean, it's just Shane.
>>2399944
We just need a final TotalMiz segment to reach 10/10
I hope Shane jumps out of a helicopter at Wrestlemania
Shanes punches are garbage
He came up way short lel
He didn't land even near.
SHANE, NO!!!... You're wearing blue jeans.
He uh, missed him
Don't know why he doesn't put guys fully on the table
>>2399957
he'll jump from the moon
At least he made the jump to the table
but the elbow missed
another year and Shane is taking a wrestlers spot on the Wrestlemania card
Remember at Wrestlemania 2000 where Triple H talked Mick into doing that spot and as Mick climbed to the top he thought
>"There's no way I'm making that."
And Triple H thought
>"There's no way he's making that"
And then Foley landed side first on the edge of the table and destroyed himself