1st for committiing felonys by stealing a passport
This show sucks
>le ebin meme megaman dab man
the ABSOLUTE state of RAM
The Man With A Plan To Commit 9/11 With Holograms
So why isn't the announcer table ringside on raw?
They walk up the ramp and destroy it the same amount anyways
Boypussy > girlpussy
>>2393318
this would be based
wwe are too stupid though
>icebreakers is pandering to unicornfags
wtf I hate gum now
TOZAWA SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN BEEN ABLE TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY, RIGHT?
Who /miz/ here?
Somebody start a Chadd 2 Badd chant
What kind of pizza should I get guys?
So if Kendrick stole his passport, how did Tozawa get back to Japan?
>>2393342
He's probably in whatever the last state they weren't in is.
Roman sucks.
>>2393345
HERE
>You all want to see Akira Toriyama, but he's not here in the country, you want to know why?
>silence, people leaving and looking at their phones
>because akira dojirama left his passport laying on the ground
>*crickets*
>I'm the man with a p.....
*TV TURNED OFF**
*Roman appears*
instant BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
based Charly
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2393348
Pepperoni and cum
charly a cute
>With all due respect
AGAIN
THREE WEEKS IN A ROW HIS ENTIRE PROMO IS RUINED BY THOSE FOUR WORDS
>>2393352
>Roman sucks
/asp/ is the biggest romark website on the internet. Be careful what you say about the manlet god
>>2393349
welp
>>2393337
>count step every make
what did they mean by this?
SMALL PUPPER
Is Roman supposed to be the heal in the wm match? I mean obviously he isn't but he very clearly isn't a face either
>>2393349
>>2393362
RIGHT ON THE BELT
>>2393349
literal porno
>>2393331
This.
This is actually very poorly put together. Did they scrap New Day stuff because of the porno?
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT
>Based Big Dog Segment
>Randy commits arson = title shot
>Seth's dick pic gets leaked = title win
>TBK openly steals someones passport = title shot
>Pagie sextape gets leaked = punished
>>2393316
Fuck I forgot how hot AJ in a suit was.
>>2393316
IF SHAWN MICHAELS CANT DO IT. SURELY ROMAN CANT.... i mean we know he can beat a fucking 92 year old man who walks at 1mph
why do they make roman say things that are clearly heelish and meant to irritate people and yet keep him as a face?
> Stealing someone's passport
> not stealing someone's identity
I would just steal Goldberg's ID, come out & proclaim myself as Goldberg and now I am the Universal champion.
tony schiavone in the hall of fame when?
>Goldberg vs Bork
>Taker vs Ramen
>Cena/Nikki/ vs Miz/Maryse
GOAT Mania incoming
>>2393366
it's alright
>>2393349
mirin brads cum volume
Cena mirin those traps
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT
>>2393389
Spoke too soon, faggot
>Massive Traps
What did Cena mean by this?
>"This right here. This is cringy, forced shit."
https://discord.gg/QTv45
Balormark come home. We have booze and smokes.
Is CumBelt the new ShitPoster?
Remember when goldbergs kid jumped around the ring without a shirt on?
Why was his shirt off?
>>2393349
Someone post it again
Goldbergs Wife and son have never seen him perform before ? Don't they have YouTube?
>Goldberg segment
>>2393380
bretty gud
>>2393403
kys furry
This is Kino
>M A Y B E
>>2393374
>guys spooge covers right over the WO
P O T T E R Y
>>2393407
it's ok to get worked every once in a while
>>2393390
>Cena/Nikki/ vs Miz/Maryse
winner faces Maddox/Pagie
>>2393407
He was cosplaying Kevin "my shirts dont fit" Owens
(((GOLDBERG)))
>>2393407
You try telling an autist to keep their shirt on.
>>2393374
Post the video
Fuckin Ramen
So, they are showing these clips to hide the crowd chants, right?
>Brock Lesnar segment
Why are they hyping a guy nobody gives a fuck about so much......... people who liked goldberg probably still watch anyway.... the whole thing is fucking bizarre to me...... goldberg is the anthithesis of everything wwe has tried to 2 with new guys past 2 years
to allow them to die pathetically to 50 year old man who gets gassed after walking to the ring and celebrating.
>goldberg segment
>>2393419
Wait so that wasn't a shoot?
>tfw I actually kinda feel bad for Goldberg
This is his last hurrah, then he's done, and people are booing him. I really hope they just let him have his moment while he's still here so we don't repeat 2004
Just let Oldberg die already...
>>2393425
I wish.
I like Goldburg but hate he's the champ.
>become champion
>only have to show up for PPVs
>>2393335
At least it is in the end of a fight so they can comment all the fight without problems. And in the end, the superstars talk more than the commenters.
>>2393427
seething
Is this match going to be better or worse than the Brock/Goldberg match from a decade ago?
>>2393425
Yes.
Nothing to do with Mania
>>2393434
Also WWE Live
>>2393412
Hide yo dimes (((he))) is coming
>>2393411
Mommy..... can I haz some milky?
>>2393430
But you know he's doing that job at WM then if it really is his last hurrah.
WOO TANGY
WOO CRIPSY
WOO HONEY MUSTARD
>>2393427
Because they killed almost everyone else on the roster through even-steven booking (or worse), and so part timers feel much more special since they don't have the stink of current era booking on them
>Goldberg
are they muting the crowd
you can barely hear them until they get a HUGE chant going, even then it sounds distant and hollow.
I'm getting pretty fucking tired of this "ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE" bullshit.
Why is WWE so retarded when it comes to the way they advertise to their audience?
TURN ON WRESTLING OBSERVER
NIA JAX NUDES JUST LEAKED
>>2393437
Seething in rage.
>>2393434
>become champion
>only have to show up for PPVs
yeah, it's like back in the 80s when Hogan was champ, he would only work the big shows / arenas & PPVs. He wasn't going to wrestle on no stinking syndicated saturday morning tv show.
>>2393438
>caring about match quality
we're all about memes and hype here, anon.
>>2393445
Yeah, which is why I wish people would just stick it out and cheer him for these last 2 weeks, then he'll likely never appear on WWE television ever again
>>2393440
Not necessarily true, a lot of part time contracts are for tv appearance only and a limited number of shows at that, he may have been like sting and got out of live working
>>2393454
yes, the beaver is working frantically in his hidden lair
CERTIFIED
>>2393456
Post them faggot
They should have a promo with a sex tape with R-truth and the urn of paul bearer with Undertaker filming then have r-truth switch with taker taking turns with the urn, then when r-truth starts to cum inside the urn, undertaker snaps with jealousy and have him chokeslam truth saying this is for paul and setting up an epic big time feel feud for wrestlemania.. cum in peace mrgrguglrgl *points to conveniently placed wrestlemania sign in the room*
>>2393446
Isnt muting the crowd a dishonest business practice punishable under commerce law?
>MFW brock jobs to goldberg within 5 minutes again
>>2393465
six stars post brother
>>2393430
probably shouldn't have made Brock job to him. Sure they want to make him look strong, but Brock was over with the fans and fresh off beating Cena and Taker.
>>2393441
is that the leprechaun nig?
>>2393466
No, and i hope you don't actually believe this...
>>2393466
na because the NFL can do it
You can mute out "bad words" to comply with the FCC
>>2393465
kek @ the picture
>>2393461
Well he's been performing on WWE Live recently
>>2393455
they think kids still care
>>2393473
Yeah dude! Errybody who seen the leprechaun say "Yeeeea!"
Sheamus shirt is pretty nice for a wwe shirt
>>2393466
>Isnt muting the crowd a dishonest business practice punishable under commerce law?
No. Hell WCW used to pipe in Goldberg chants back in his heydey, that's more dishonest business practice than just muting crowd noise.
FUCK ANY SCENE WITH STEPHANIE IS GARBAGE!
>>2393447
Main event of Wrestlemania BOYZ... 2 part timers............ imagine punk now. MFW
Do they really have to do the Authority bullshit again?
brooklyn confirmed for worst crowd of all time?
fuck new yorkers
fuck amerifats
Who the fuck came up with "Ultimate Thrill Ride"? What does that even mean?
Piss break, be back later bros
HUG ME
>>2393478
I stand corrected, i assumed his old age would keep him from competing mostly. Here's to hoping he's actually building his stamina and won't gas out in 30 seconds
IT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT'S LEADING ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE. STEPHANIE WILL NEVER ALLOW THE TALENT TO GET ONE OVER ON HER, HER EGO JUST WON'T ALLOW IT. SHE IS TRULY THE BIGGEST RATINGS KILLER IN WWE HISTORY
>ywn a Gotch
>>2393473
Who all seen the leprechaun say "heyyyyy"
*chimpanzees gibber loudly*
>>2393487
I know, it was literally the worst part of the 2 years before the brand split. I almost stopped watching because of it.
>>2393487
Mick foley will throw the undertaker off a step stool for ramen
like it or not Bayley is along with Jericho and Beeg the only one that can still do good pops
Why dis be a no dq match
>>2393487
Yes since it is the main event of wrestlemania
>2 hours in
>no New Day
JUST
god nia jax is so FUCKING thick.
tell me about Jax, why does she wear the shoulder pads?
>>2393505
Because Sasha
T H I C C
>>2393480
Yeeeeea!
>>2393496
>that bulge
>>2393489
Because nothing says thrill ride like sitting through another shitty 4+ hour event.
Why the fuck is the music so quiet?
>wimminz and I have no piss or shit to take, and am not hungry enough to cook something
HELP
what's bayley's gimmick?
shes FAT
>Nia Jax segment
>>2393514
aight
She's not like most girls
>>2393495
>tfw they let Roman and no one else spear her to try to get him over
>Nia Snacks
Time to fap
>>2393513
because she's built like a Linebacker
>>2393523
Being horrible at promos and wrestling just like the fans
How many more decades will we have to suffer through the stale evil company owners gimmick?
*WE WANT A THREEWAY *CLAP *CLAP*
>>2393510
If they don't have them on today, it will only get worse. They can't just bail on them running wrestlemania, it should be the most interesting segment of the night
NIA LEAKS CONFIRMED IN 30 MINUTES
I want Nia Jax to sit on my face
>>2393523
>LE HUGGY XDDD
>>2393522
fap
not to these uggos though
so is cesaro eating the pin again right?
TOO SWEET ME HOOTSKIS
Surely it's a easier to just sit down and watch
>>2393523
>>2393517
>>2393481
>Bayley
>Nia Segment
who /notlikemostgirls/ here?
How does a morbidly obese person get into sports outside of Sumo........... ask Nia Jax. OMG SO STRONG.... yeah... strong... muscles....
shoop of charlotte watching paige vid when
>>2393555
AYYYY
>>2393539
She's already leaking all around her clothes.
>>2393523
autism
>>2393548
Right here good brother
SEND OUT THE FUCKING NEW DAY ALREADY YOU COWARDS
>>2393539
Nah they can keep those
>>2393555
>>2393560
THICCCCC
>>2393560
She's quite nice when she ain't wearing that god awful outfit
>>2393548
>>2393563
>>2393565
>not liking thicc
Fucking NORMIE
>>2393564
ITS NOT HAPPENING GET OVER IT
>>2393554
You've got to step it up if you want this to stick.
>>2393560
what color are her nips? asking for a friend
>>2393552
>>2393555
me
hi /asp/
>>2393523
r9k
>>2393577
Blue
>>2393577
Brown like every other nig.
>>2393576
That's 100 pounds ago
>>2393581
Why would we believe that is you ?
>>2393577
All 6 of them?
>>2393576
why does she look black here?
So are you faggots gonna be the generation to end smoking?
Would be fitting, you little pussies can't handle danger on a daily basis.
I stopped watching after they interviewed that doctor.
Has it gotten any better? Should I tune back in?
>>2393581
Time stamp or GTFO
>>2393591
It's a gurl. Duh.
>>2393548
fuckin right my good brother
>>2393571
I completely forgot about MVP.
The fuck happened to him?
God save me from this punishment that is monday night raw
>>2393583
shes the failed cam whore of ram
I don't have tv anymore because poor :/
Can someone post pics of anything interesting like stephanie boots or bayleys ass or whatevr?
Thank you
>>2393523
telling jokes about headlines
>>2393596
yes
Who here /Grug/ ?
>the diva meme will never die
who's asshole are they chanting for?
>Maddox
Anyone find it odd that all the hot women are on Smackdown and the butterfaces are on Raw?
ASSHOLE
>>2393581
you know the rules bitch
>>2393579
Mild kek
>>2393605
Fired from Cartel Underground
What were they chanting
Axel?
Asshole?
>>2393618
Paige
>>2393610
stream it
should be on watchwrestling
>>2393571
I miss those two
>>2393594
I don't get the appeal of smoking cigarettes. Pay like 8 bucks for 1 pack every day, they smell like ass, and you can't smoke most places so you end up freezing your ass of in 15 degree weather half the year.
>>2393626
Asshole? Did something happen?
Asshole chants?
why are they chanting asshole?
for the love of all that's holy someone make a GIF of bayley's ass thrusting into the turnbuckle
>>2393631
Something happened in the stands and I think someone got escorted out
WTF ARE THEY EVEN CHANTING LADS
What are they chanting now?
Do they hate Dunn that much?
Have I missed any good chants tonight?
>>2393632
Paige trains her asshole.
>>2393636
this. Some idiot chanting paige got the boot
>start watching again tonight
>always liked paige
>find out about leaks
>fuck yeah time to fap
>oh wait she's a SUPER whore
>just disappointed with her and can't even fap
Guys anyone else see some weird GREEN things in the screen ?
>>2393630
It's probably why people drink. Nicotine does have some relaxing effects.
anal tape got leaked lads
H-how do I get Nia to snu snu me
>DQ match
>no weapons used
Did someone get removed from the arena? Maybe a fan trying to hop the barricade?
>>2393641
eyebrows are 100% accurate
>>2393640
NO BROOKLYN SUCKS AND WWE IS PUSSY
Some nig chimped out in the stands
Remember that time RAW had a no DQ match, and then someone used a chair and got disqualified?
these announcers are talking nonstop to hide anything in the crowd
KING
OF
SCOOPS
And I ain't talking icecream.
The crowd is changing "let's go hacker" during the Bayley match, topkek
>This Raw is soo shitty you have a wave going during a match.
Christ this company is fucked.
Baley has beaten Nia clean in NXT, what changed?
>>2393648
kaitlyn leaks are much better than the ones from that used slag
lmao nobody cares
>get a chair
>drop it after 20 seconds and don't use it
CHEKHOV'S FUCKING GUN
>>2393647
did she get fucked with a boot too?
>>2393634
Not so fast
WE WANT SOMETHING
>>2393661
I noticed this too
>>2393661
they are also desperate to pretend this match is remotely interesting or entertaining
"we are awesome" chant
just
So what's the deal with the leaks?
man bayley fucking sucks
CM PUNK
#1 best seller in wrestling history
>Bayley is "over"
TOP KEK
>>2393662
That's not Rick Piano
>>2393550
Still worse than Tracer
So next week will dana get added?
And who will be the surprise for the 6th slot
>>2393665
Nia is going to WM?
MUH PROGRESSIVE FAT ACCEPTANCE MEME
This crowd is Full Sail-tier shitty
OH BOY, A GREEN AS FUCK NEWFAG IS NOW IN A MATCH WITH PEOPLE THAT CAN'T EVEN CARRY THEMSELVES IN A 4-WAY NOBODY WANTS TO SEE
Wrestlemania just somehow got worse
>>2393678
what about them
>FATAL 4 WAY
cringe match
cringe crowd
CM Punk chants instead of Paige...
>a samoan drop is a finisher
>a belly to belly suplex is a finisher
>a face lock is a finisher
can someone end this era in """"""wrestling"""""""?
>Bayley getting destroyed
bueno
>pin champion clean
>don't win the title
This shit has seriously got to stop with WWE. Nia should be champion here period. Don't have your champions fight in non-title matches unless it is some shit like a tag team match or feuding with the authority man/girl.
I don't remember WWE ever doing this as much as they do now.
We celebrate womens history month backstage.
>>2393686
Yea...I guess. She beat someone she couldn't beat for the championship on NXT.
That was an objectively bad match. They didnt try to get the crowd's attention back which considering it was a no dq couldve been easy to do. Also
>winning clean over the babyface champ on tv
Why don't they celebrate Paige?
Why didn't Charlotte and Sasha interfere?
Why would they want a fatal 4way?
>>2393379
The fuck
BASED BATTLECOW
Celebrating Women segment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Crowd shits on a Bay Leno match
>This is somehow a bad thing
KYS dweebs.
>>2393696
>fecal 4 way
JUST
>The Ultimate Thrill Ride
who throws the worse punches in WWE? Bayley or Dean Ambrose?
Were they chanting Assssuka?
will we see these leaks in the paige tribute video during womens history month in 20 years?
How many of those green shirts do you think that guy who always sits in the front row owns?
I miss Mae Young so much :(
>>2393697
if someone looks intimidating, and both of them sell a basic move, then any move can be a finisher
but yeah, they don't do that
Mae young is actually based
May Old nudes when?
>womens month
Mae was so based
>>2393709
DELETE THIS
>>2393715
Deanetty
>young Mae Young was hot as fuck
well then
>>2393720
Rip
> Mae Young as a young hottie
VA-VA VOOM. Would have loved to send her a kiss by wire back then, if you KNOW what I mean...he he
>>2393709
>tfw your webm is finally being reused
Thank you my dude.
>>2393715
Shane
>>2393700
>Celebrate Mae Young this month
>Can't even mention Junkyard Dog, Bad News Brown, or even fucking Hall of Famer Farooq last month, opting for generic blacks
How lazy is this company?
SETH UHHHH
young mae tho
>no mark henry chants
Mae Young leaks when?
Mae was a fucking 10 back in the day
Women's month
>HHH IS GOING AGAINST THIS AUDIENCE
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>Mae Young
Too bad they wont show the most bad ass thing she did, taking those table bumps from Bubba Ray at like 80 years old
I wonder if any of these women will stick around til their 70s/80s.
>It's a Mae Young/Fabulous Moolah triggers reddit cucks thread.
>>2393626
Auska
>>2393697
>a DDT is a finisher
>a superkick is a finisher
>>2393733
Sure thing senpai
Didn't they throw May Young of the ramp through a table or something once?
Crowd could not give any less of a fuck, the state of RAM
>>2393700
delet dis
>>2393748
This has nuclear potential
>>2393749
Or birth to mark henry's hand
>>2393720
>she will never fart in bubba's face again as he powerbombs her through a table
>Mae Young busts her tiddies out and gives birth to a hand, and shes a hero. Paige sucks a few dicks and gets punished.
>>2393746
WOULD HAVE BEEN THE PERFECT TIME FOR CHANTS
>>2393751
>literally nobody is triggered by Mae Young
You have to go back
>>>/woo/
>>2393755
Yep and she took it like a champ, she's the GOAT woman wrestling if there ever was one, fuck Lita and fuck Botcha
STOP MAKING FAT AND CURIOUS MOVIES
>>2393755
Bubba Ray Dudley did.
He Bubba bombed her through a table at 80 years ols
>>2393700
>>2393754
>he knew who I was
Might as well keep the trip on.
>>2393750
I don't think I wanna see the Bella twins in their 70's, they are gonna be some UGLY old hags, calling it now.
yummy nxt womens belts
>>2393767
no
>>2393775
Eh, Brie is gonna go downhill in a few years. Nikki will have the money to become young until she's like 65-70
Isn't Mae young the one who pimped out loads of green women's wrestlers
>>2393750
I hope Paige stays in the "industry".
>Haitch cutting a promo in front of this crowd
It's now or never Brooklyn.
GIMME DA GREENLIGHT
>>2393781
you're thinking of Moolah, anon
KANG OF KANGS
DOUG
O
U
G
>>2393781
That was Moolah
>>2393783
especially since he usually takes 20 seconds between every few words.
ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAYYYYME
>>2393776
You know it's a different belt, right? Company changed logo, hence different belt. Mad Ox creamed on the chicken scratch logo belt
ON YOUR KNEES DOUG
>>2393789
HHH was originally a black man.
>>2393781
that's fabulous moolah
>>2393754
>Bayley is the original 10 girl
Wtf happened to le 10 man
>>2393749
How about Royal Rumble 2000? The one where she actually showed her tits and the censors forgot to censor it in time.
>>2393767
fuck no
Nice chants brooklyn
Who is Doug?
ON YOUR KNEES, DOUG
>Haitch segment
>Hunter
>Paul
>CM PUNK
fuck these retards
>>2393804
Paul Walker is dead.
That's enough.
>CM Punk chants
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT PHIL. WHERE ARE THE MADDOX CHANTS
He was a king and shieeet
Mae Young tits passing through
Here comes the mute
>Wouldn't to make it to Wrestlemanian
HHH never talked so fast in his life.
>>2393702
>Newyorkers
Where's the fucking paige chants you useless cunts.
You turned on him when he was a heel you stupid fuck
fuck this crowd
>>2393831
this
>>2393828
>>2393715
Shane or Joe desu
Based Haitch not letting the CM Punk chants mess up his flow.
>>2393803
Completely forgot about that.
Willy Philly save us next week?
HE IS LITERALLY EGGING THEM ON AND THEY ARE RUINING IT
"yeah that, cheer for him"
lol brooklyn are retarded falling for this.
Seriously if they're going to make Nia a literal unstoppable juggernaut why not just give her the belt, no one cares about the belt anyway, who cares if she's bad
>>2393828
>>2393859
FUCKING KEK
This is such a shit promo premise
>It's le crowds fault
Is Haitch getting red? He can't keep up with the crowd
Cole looks like he lost some weight.
FUCK PUNK
I NEED MORE PAIGE CHANTS
I am still waiting for this man's music to hit the audience
>>2393803
>The one where she actually showed her tits and the censors forgot to censor it in time.
That was an intentional slip & she had big fake saggy tits added on. It's edited out on the network but on the original PPV you saw her gross fake titties (sort of like the window shot in Something About Mary) for a good 2 or 3 seconds before Mark Henry covered her up.
Ugh just bring out the New Day. I want an ice cream update.
I COULD SEE SECURITY IN THE CROWD TALKING TO PEOPLE. PROBABLY CENSORING THEM
HHH is the GOAT heel besides Hollywood Hogan
>YOU SEE COLE
>>2393828
>the blueprint
MATT MORGAN CONFIRMED!
Seth Rollins befriended the best wrestler and married Stephanie Mcmahon?
SEFF BTFO
Damn millennials, get off my lawn
>>2393899
its really sad how nobody is even close to him on the mic
>>2393918
Kek
WE WANT MADDOX
BROKELYN
>Brokelynn
>broke-lyn
story of tonight
>Broklen
>brokelyn
>>2393887
Yeah I remember having a boner for all the girls before Mae showed those tits. Too bad one of the others didn't show some bare tit.
>broken
SHOW THEM SHETH
Anyone else hope HHH buries Rollings at mania?
>>2393958
The Kat did.
I wish Brooklyn was Brokelyn
>$1700 a month
>Freaking coward
Jesus fuck just call him a bitch...
>>2393968
of course.
no one cares about rollins i dont think.
>friggen
YOUU SEE SEFF
>>2393974
it literally is. When you finish paying to live in your piss filled concrete box you are broke
>>2393970
Not at that Rumble though. I think I remember Terrie Runnels having a skin colored bikini on the show. WWE wouldn't ever be able to pull shit like that off anymore kek.
wtf i love shaemus now
HOLY FUCKING YUM
SHEAMUS SATISFY ME ALL NIGHT LONG
imagine this commercial with maddox and woods
haha what
>>2394007
Will Sheamus become a being of pure light again ,tonight?
>>2394016
Fucking KEK I thought the exact same thing ....
Here we GOOOOOOO
CUMSHOT*
BJ***
ANAL***
I want Tinashe to spit in my mouth
Is Shaemus actually tanning, now?
I'm a little disappointed desu senpai
>>2394065
I want to spit in her mouth
#Master4life
>>2393781
Nah that was moolah senpai
Way to make all your champs look like fucking geeks
dat zoom on xavier
based
>>2393577
Most of the time nipple color is the same as lip color