it's gonna be lit, senpai
HAHA THEY'RE SHOUTING WE WANT KANE! VINTAGE BROOKLYN!
THEY'RE JUST HAVING FUN MAGGLE
the paige chants have been going on since before doors opened.
>>2391826
I want someone to shout "XAVIER HAS A WOODY!"
based brooklyn bantz
Are they just going to mute the crowd and not let New Day do anything?
>>2391858
it doesn't matter who is on screen they're going to get the chants
they should just mute crowd all night
incoming record high ratings
>>2391826
Anything Paige will be muted.... any sign with Paige on it (even little girls fan club) will be taken away
If I were WWE I'd have a New Day off air segment where they reference it just to try to calm the shitchanting
I don't think anything will completely stop it though
>>2391884
>I don't think anything will completely stop it though
No the fans are going to ride it out like its no tomorrow. The sad thing is, during the attitude era, wwf would have owned up to it and even have fun with it
>>2391869
mass people are not tuning into raw to hear the chants
Raw is Shitchants inbound. Raw status: the ship is completely underwater captain,.
This is just blog click bs. No one is going to chant besides a few unfunny fatfucks who will be taken out by security immediately.
>>2391899
Crashing this show with no survivors
>>2391901
no its not. hopefully they get it all out now but i know people at the show and the crowd has been doing the most
>WWE when those vids leaked
>>2391901
t. Paige
>>2391910
>friends with 4chan faggot overhyping unfunny 4chan shit
It's nothing.
>>2391910
I've been getting texts from my friends at the show, they say the place is rabid
>>2391901
hello alberto
>>2391826
https://twitter.com/RealsarayaK/status/843883169187332096
Let us ride this pain train together.
>>2391922
KEK
>>2391922
lol fooking razor sliding in there with the chin up
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
>the absolute state of RAM
I really thought it couldn't get worse.
>>2391936
it can always get worse
should be the RAM slogan senpai
>>2391928
>This too shall pass
I can't imagine Lincoln said this with video of someone cumming on his face being leaked on the internet in mind.
>paiges moms reaction to raw will be tweeted
>as is carny tradition
YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS
>>2391826
glorious
>>2391826
What will the signs be?
>>2391951
No signs, just chants
>>2391826
This is going to be so good.
>>2391922
They're using the #ISTANDWITHPAIGE hashtag. Maybe we could detail that and get it trending to no.1 in the world but all the tweets would be of her nudes?
13 bings before this dumpster fire of a show starts!
How over will the Big Dog be tonight lads?
>>2391965
hopefully beaver boy drops from a heart attack
>>2391972
#ICAMEFORPAIGE
So, Maddox is gonna get Benoit'd right?
So what tag team will beat the new days reign now?
>>2392003
Kevin Sullivan is on his way as we speak
>>2392007
Something stupid, probably when Nakamemea and Hidshit Itamei get called they'll tag and go all chink on them and beat the record by a day.
Stream link lads pls.
>>2391849
haha yeah that would be crazy xDD
>>2392013
what did she mean by this
>>2391897
desu i am
but i watch it through a stream so i dont think i count
#ISTANDWITHPAIGE
well, I'm sure something does stand when it comes to Paige
You're not going to hear any of it dummies, prepare for the mute.
>>2392013
watchwrestling DOT ch
If Paige showed up and owned that shit, music hits, the roof would blow off of that place. Would be the biggest pop
In history.
>>2392025
Just like Roman's boos, amirite?
Should I watch RAM, or jerk of to hentai girls getting RAMMED?
>>2392029
She's not but I could see them opening with New Day just to get the shit out of the way.
>>2392025
this. i wouldnt be suprised if they told fans not to do it, out of respect for the kiddies
>>2392032
Watch Paige getting RAMMED
>>2392039
>3d
nah
>>2392040
cringe
>>2392032
you should get a fucking clue virgin
i'm fucking ready
>>2391928
Glorious
OOHH SHIT
First for Anon's dad
TIME FOR SHITSTORM
Will JeriGoat add Paige to The List?
i wouldn't be surprised if new day doesn't make an appearance tonight
>doing it before
idiots have let them know whats coming.
just be quiet and start as soon as theyre live.
OH BOY, ONCE AGAIN IT'S ABOUT THE AUTHORITY INSTEAD OF THE WRESTLERS
>>2392062
No way man, they are gonna be buried
>>2391982
Wtf is that!? Hideous
>>2392059
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO GIRLS STUPID ENOUGH TO GET THEIR NUDES LEAKED?
Can't watch but keep me updated on the chants and shenanigans anons.
HOLY SHIT THERE ARE "PAIGE IS A DIRTY SLUT" CHANTS GOING ON RN
>SO I DONT HAVE TO LOOK AT HAS BEENS LIKE YOU ANYMORE
You're right Hunter, what the people want is to look at a never-was like you every week
>Kingslayer
cringe
CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH 3 HOURS OF SHITTY WRESTLING, SHITTIER CHARACTERS, AND SHITTIER AUTHORITY FIGURES GETTING THEMSELVES OVER
Seth should have won that brawl
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Here we go, lads
>>2392081
Don't watch it for any of that shit, watch it for the crowd.
>>2392076
If you're gonna lie on the internet, at least make it believable. No way you can chant that
>foley still employed
Even you have to admit that the "Wanted Dead" Cactus Jack shirt is pretty cool.
Are there any chants I'm at work?
Isn't this cuck supposed to be fired?
Brooklyn already sucks.
MICK FOLEY GETTING KEKED ONLY 3 MINUTES INTO THE SHOW
its a new record
>>2392081
you forgot 2 hours of womens wrestling. Seriously, every time i turn on raw or samckdown its women wrestling.
If New Day doesn't show up, this will have been a wasted three hours
>>2392089
>wrestling logic
>fat fuck in kevin owens shirt
everytime
God foley sucks. But he got me into wrestling so...
>>2392089
You sure about that?
>>2392087
You're right. We can make it through this. Brooklyn is too based to not watch
Look at this fag kneeling down to Trips and Steph after only last week standing up for himself.
Is tonight the night Cuck Foley finally gets fired
>yfw Paige is announced as the new Raw GM
>>2392100
Already confirmed that they won't be there
Foley's beard will never not impress me.
>>2392100
im calling it now they will NOT be on the show tonight
hahaha fuck this fat fuck cuck
>>2392100
Of course no new day dude WWE will play this one safe
>>2392107
Nah they'll replace one cuck for another. Brad's Maddox to replace Foley.
Don't worry Mick, no one's talking about either of those
Holy shit, Raw getting right into the cuckening of Mike Foley!
>>2392109
Lol really?
>"le ebin crowd XD"
>it's just a normal RAM borefest
Rawtists lose again.
>mfw Mr. Socko is more over than the entire RAM roster
Cuck Foley. How apt.
>Ultimate Thrill Ride
>vince literally having him read from the script in front of the crowd
LISTEN UP NEWKIDS. I know there's a lot of you brought in from this weekend's leaks, so here's a quick rundown on what you need to know.
We support Roman
RAW is still better than New Japan, Luncha Underground, or any other meme promotion
Any male wrestler should be over 6 feet tall to be taken seriously
Female """wrestlers""" are good only for eye candy
Ignore all tripfags
Hulk Hogan is the GOAT
Zack Ryder is proven to be our guy
Renee is the cutest diva but has the ugliest feet
Alexa Bliss has the best butt but not the best farts
>>2391897
They're tuning in to see the crowd troll the shit out of WWE
is he seriously so fucked up he has to read off of a script?
WE SHOOTIN BROTHER
FOLEY UNKEKS HIMSELF
HE'S SHOOTIN BROTHER
>>2392108
cringe
>>2392115
Could you imagine the pop he would get? Kek
Fiking
FREAKIN
>>2392111
Agreed
Dubs and New Day is going to show up and Xavier is going to make a joke about paige
>HEY VADER HOW YA DOING?
LMAO smack already lost again
muh dick
SHOOT
H
O
O
T
S K I R T
T
E
P
H
Holy shit Steph looking fucking hot
Man I used to love foley, feels bad man he's such a bitch now
THEYRE CUTTIN HIS MIC
mick is going IN
>Stephanie in those boot
Jesus Christ my dick.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
THIS STEPH!!!!
MY FUCKIGN DICKKCKCKCKCKK AAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2392137
>The New Day is about to write a New Page in the book of Wrestlemania...
holy fuck steph looks hot
Steph looking quite fuckable today
>>2392124
good post, thanks for making this quick rundown
HNGG Steph
also, theyre already muting the crowd
>This crowd.
I fucking love New York so much.
HHH is a lucky lad
fugggg that dress and neck choker
>not a single paige chant yet
>they're all responding exactly how WWE would want them to during this promo
These are all fakes right?
muh dick
HNNNGGGGG
FUCK
SMOKING HOT TONIGHT
Just when you thought he wasn't enough of a cuck, here comes the cunt herself
STEPHANIE LOOKING HOT TONIGHT
>>2392141
>Stephanie appears and gets herself over within 10 minutes
Raw loses everytime she shows up
I N D E X C A R D S
>>2392124
This
No chants yet. I am disappointed. Especially now that Steph is yapping.
steph is so damn hot
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Steph's outfit
if maddox comes out how hard do you mark?
stephanie mcmahon is NUCLEAR right now.
Cue Steph face slap
YO THIS IS META NOW
Steph needs to play the villain in a live action Disney Princess movie.
>stephanie will never publicly emasculate you and laugh at your penis
Steph a shit.
Steph needs to get kayfabe raped or something
this entire crowd sounds fake
>opening with Steph and Gaytch promo shit
Holy God how do any of you watch this every week?
SUCK
IT
let them chant then mute them lol
>>2392171
not that we can hear. We need some insider tweets or something
Someone post Stephanie screenshots. My dick is hard as fuck
>Suck it
>Steph will never tell you to suck it
BASED STEPH LAYING DOWN THE LAW
Pics of Steph pls. At work.
Kurt Angle RAM Gm when
Holy shit is this how they bring in Noelle to fight for the Foley family?
i wanna fuck this milf
WHY DOES SHE NEVER GET HERS. VINCE EVEN KISSED RIKISHI'S ASS, BUT STEPHANIE NEVER GETS ANYTHING
CRINGE
>>2392177
this is actually very based
>and then zzzzzayne
painfully obvious they want him to be a dbry
What the fuck is this jobber doing out here?
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>2392188
I figured they might try to cut out paige chants in real time.
Some gweedo needs to jump out of the crowd and shoot this cunt
She's dressed as a prostitute
Happy terrorist is about to get FAAHHRD
>one cuck comes to save another
Like pottery
>zzzayn
Fuck off Islami
>>2392176
pretty hard. He should cuck hunter
>he's just happy to be there guys!
I AM HERE TO DIE FOR ALLAH
*jihads*
if mick goes sami goes to smack
>Sami getting fired and going to Smackdown
BASED JIHADI
BRAINBUSTAH STEPH
>>2392190
>Muslim Leaf
Wouldn't be wrestlemania without multiple mcmahon storylines
Are u shittin with Zzzzzayn? fuckin RAM why do I even bother.
>Ruined with this Canadia muslim
CM PUNK
Jesus... is there anything more cringe than a sami zayn promo?
>Cuck Man Phil chants
CM PUNK
CM PUNK
CM PUNK
KEK MAN PHIL
KEK MAN PHIL
Really? CMPunk? Brooklyn is failing
>CM PUNK
Is cabbie guy gonna turn heel?
crowds fucking dead now
>CM PUNK
REEEEEE FUCKING JEW YORK RETARDS CHANT RELEVANT STUFF
zayn is about to cut the GOAT promo
Why is Sami wearing a vest tonight?
>CM PUNK
ZAYNE WILL FACE THE ENTIRE LOCKER ROOM TONIGHT CAUSE MUH POWER
THEYRE STILL DOING IT LADS
>>2392096
Bunch of cucks. So glad I got the fuck outta there.
>those fat obese smarks chants NO and flailing their arms
Pathetic
Based Sami! /goat/
>CM PUNK chants in a post paige world?
>>2392223
yeah, posting on /asp/
>cm punk chants
>no paige chants
This crowd isn't real.
STEPH GETTIN BURIED BY BASED GINGER ARAB
IMAGINE IF THIS HAD SMACKDOWN WRITING. GOD, IT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER
Did anyone see that cuck sign
>CM Punk instead of Paige chants
Cucklyn is failing so hard
sami get out of my screen pls
>>2392217
Don't weight lifting mags make everyone look like they are an over tanned 60 year old on purpose? Even Alexa looks awful in her muscle show getup.
WHY NO PAIGE CHANTS?
>>2392224
Did you request my presence?
>randy savage chant
>CM PUNK IS EVEN OVER IN NY
How fucking pissed are you faggots right now?
BRAD MADDOX FUCKING LOL
>>2391826
>the CM PUNK chants..
lol what a disgrace fans are.
PRETTY SURE I WAS HEARING FAINT WE WANT MATTOX CHANTS KEK
Cm punk chants, i should have expected it at numale beta Brooklyn
How about it, they're piping in CM Punk chants to get people to stop chanting for Paige.
If zayne gave her a clothesline he would be MEGA FACE instantly. loud as fuck pop
Welp brooklyn is officially a shit stain theybarent coming through at all.
Raw aint gonna be that awesome after all.
Hi
SKA BTFO
KEK ZAYN BURIED BY BIG DIMES STEPHANIE
>>2392252
Seven second delay
Why does /asp/ follow the /pol/ memes with Zani?
based brooklyn working seethinettys into a shoot
oh FUG ITS JOE
refuses to suffer the muslims and btfos ska
once again steph reminds us what female perfection is
*fat music plays*
stephanie is a terrible character because she can never get her comeuppance. i'd say she's a good heel because she can get heat but heels are supposed to be toppled. no one can ever take her down.
>Sami Segment
Are they giving Sami the Daniel Bryan "underdog" push?
Oh great, Joe beats up Sami....... again
silent Maddox chants
will Zayn be 205live bound?
>Fire me bitch
Zayn would become the most over guy on the roster right there
Even though Punk left the WWE a while ago he still leave a dent in it.
God I want Sami to Helluva kick Steph so hard
Imagine the pop
Xavier sign behind the Muslim
>>2392253
Senpai. You've finally returned.
>>2392260
WTF i love WWE now?!?
BASED SENOR JOE
>I'm not about doing the smart thing, I'm about doing the right thing
spoken like a true cuck
>samoa joe cucking zayn again for the 471838591st time
smA+ckdown already won
What got muted?
>>2392276
I hope.
WHERE ARE THE PAIGE CHANTS?!
REEEEEE
Based Miz is going over BMJ at mania.
>>2392276
They're trying.
>Joe Segment
>>2392268
he has fucking sandnigger runes on his tights
Make him pay for 9/11 Joe!
GET A DAMN CHAIR BEFORE THE MATCH STARTS
AND FUCK, WHY DOES STEPH NEVER HAVE HER COMEUPPANCE. FUCK RAM
>Son of Havoc chants
BASED
didnt this fucking match already happen
on a PPV
>>2392276
yes. even metlz said they are trying to build sami as the loser underdog to have fans "organically get behind". Too bad he just sucks tho.
Remember when Foley had to fire someone, and steph casually said "oh how bout sammy zayne" even little things like that
stephanie needs to be raped by braun stroman or something
>>2392298
>>>2392268 (You)
>he has fucking sandnigger runes on his tights
Fuck, I knew WWE could work /asp/ smarks but /pol/ smarks as well?
>>2392305
what have you guys been chanting?
it just hit me.
brawn strowman is made to sound like Big Strongman
amazing!!!!
>15min boring cuck and cuck queen promo
smack won
They could have started the show off in Legendary status but no, Bum ass Brooklyn wants to chant for CM punk and Joe.
Guess we'll have to rely on the next city. Brooklyn failed.
>>2392302
Who is the Dad of Son of Havoc
>>2392300
underrated post
*maddox's music hits*
>rawtards right now
>>2392313
>not Brawn Strongman
>>2392268
Sami is, literally, a hipster Canadian ginger with Syrian parents
>>2392228
You gotta remember. Only complete shit tier human beings would pay to see this crap.
>smarks boo a cuck getting btfo
>go nuts when an indie shows up to awkwardly do a promo
>pop over flippy shit from a muslim
These nu-male fans continue to be cancer, let the record low ratings flow!
so what's gonna happen with sami zayn
wasn't he in a feud with owens already?
>>2392317
havoc you dumb
>>2391982
For fucks SAKE.
Why does it always start an hour early when I don't check that it starts on the usual time.
Bunch of cunts.
WE WANT MADDOX
CLAP CLAP CLAP
WE WANT MADDOX
it's not HARD, WWE autists
>>2392324
...and?
>>2392305
Proof niggerr
>>2392319
Maddox had music?
>>2392332
but who is Havoc's son?
Smarks were a mistake
>>2392317
Nobody knows
He was a masked biker that rolled through town, knocked a girl up and hit the open road
>Brooklyn is a tough crowd
>Doesn't have the balls to chant paige
>>2392321
>Not Bong Shartpan
>>2392332
alright
and who is zack sabre sr.?
No fucking bants from the crowd yet, how hard is this?
who /SamoaJoe/ here
>>2392330
Since Rollins and Finn are back in action Sami is done for now. Back into the mid card he goes
>>2392343
We believed in them too hard.
>"4chan is dumbfounded that regular people aren't as autistic as they are" the thread
>>2392341
They probably told everyone to shut up about it.
>>2392346
Zachary Sabre Senior
Brooklyn is lame, should have expected nothing less from a libtard shithole
JOE OF THE SAMOAN ISLAND
>Watching WWE after watching Lucha Underground
I'm suffering
>>2392343
Maybe the normies don't care that much about other people having sex
TO WHOEVER IS AT BARCLAY'S RIGHT NOW,
START A "CRINGE" CHANT
>Rawtists trying to trick people into watching their shitshow for the EBIN CROWD
Hahahahahaha kys Rawtists.
>tfw WWE are swapping AJ for Roman purely to try to get him over on the better show
>tfw they shit up everything and both shows go to shit
>>2392353
Fag
I keep hearing chants in the background that sound like they should be louder
I guess the muting has begun
>sjw
COREY /ONEOFUS/ CONFIRMED
>>2392353
based
>>2392355
this. some bullshit about how we have kids in attendance/ fucking pussies these days man
>Social justice warrior
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BASED GRAVES BURYING SJW
>the whole point of GMs was to let the commissioners take a back seat roll
>Steph Jews her way into literally ever scene
>fires someone who's job wasn't really necessary since the authority went nowhere
Makes sense to me sempai
Zayn is a sjw.
SJWs BTFO
>We want Paige
KEK. IT GOT THROUGH
>We Want Paige chants
BASED BIG DICK GRAVES PUTTING SAMI ON BLAST
Holyshit is Graves /ourlad/?
Dare I say that Based Corey is /ourguy/ ?
>>2392371
same. i swear i hear faint "we want maddox".
I was at RAM after nyc mania, those guys are loud AS FUCK
Kevin Dunn is making sweet hot bucky beaver love to the mute button
>>2392062
Was that really woods in the vid? You could barely see his face
>tfw Stephanie McMahon will never call you a useless piece of absolute garbage and then proceed to spit and suck on your cock
Jobberino
>Mick won't walk past Paige's locker room and hear "fuck me in my arse!"