Where were you when he was beggin to come back?

>>2389846
>AJ gets a book deal
>realizes she doesn't even have to give him pity sex anymore to mooch off his money
>punk sees how cucked he is and starts begging wwe to be taken back

Scale of 1 to 10, how kekd is he?

What's his contract status? Can he wrestle for ROH or NJPW?

Based HHH doesnt need Semen Cuck

>>2389846
gake and fay

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>>2389846
>Based
>Constantly putting on 4+ star matches
>Over for 18+ years
>One of the GOAT's
>Finisher stolen by Philip on the indies
>Constantly works his magic in NXT creating the future of WWE
>Removed Obese Ohno Obese from the shield giving us the based big dog
Remind me again why he needs Philip when he's already a God

>>2389856
Go to bed Trips, those shots you took of your wife on her phone are sweet tho

>>2389856
Gave us asgooka so fuck him

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>>2389873
Hello Philip. Remind me again how your UFC """""""""""career"""""""""" is going pal

>>2389846
Great thread, carter

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>>2389846
Phil in a nutshell

>>2389856
Ohno was supposed to be part of the Shield?
I don't watch NXT. When did this happen?
>inb4 18+

>>2390200
Punk claimed he pushed for Ohno but WWE put Reigns in the Shield instead. Which is good because Ohno is midcard at best.

>Punk fails UFC career
>WWE welcomes Punk back, puts him in KFC commercials with Enzo and Cass
Soon.

>>2389846
so.. you miss him right?

>>2389846
2018 he is back.

>>2390227
I guess Ohno and Reigns have that in common, then.

>>2389880
Better than your movie """career""".

>>2389846
Is this legit.
Or was his Twitter hacked?

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>Going to the effort of making up this fake Tweet and then screencapping it
you really need to move on with your life mate
forgive yourself

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>>2390532
Imagine thinking for even one second this is real.
Jesus Christ

>>2390538
>>>/wew/

You phil autists need to get over it, he's not coming back, he's never coming back and it is your fault for not buying his ice cream bars.

>>2390546
Tell that to the permanently gotten to OP spending his time making fake Tweets and playing out his wish fulfillment fantasies for Punk to just please come back.

>>2389846
shoulda atleast made it sound more indian.

>>2390556
He's never coming back and its your fault you didn't buy his ice cream bars or his programs. Now go back to /wew/

>>2390529
Keep lying to yourself Phil. My movie career is doing just fine you prick

>>2390640
It's doesn't matter anyway, you still need to wrestle me

>>2390640
Even the midcard for lyfe Miz has a more "successful" movie career.

Top lel.

>>2389856
Single handedly responsible for divashit still existing. Fuck this cuck and fuck asuka

>>2390663
Finlay is heavily responsible for the divashit too

>>2390645
Yeah Phil just so I can kick your ass again? haha what a joke.
>>2390660
Hello Michael. Going to have fun getting ruined by John at wrestlemania in under 10 minutes? While I have a 25+ minute masterpiece.

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Miz is a dimelord

>>2390718
You? Kicking my ass? HAHAHA, you're pathetic, Paul.

>>2389849
He can do whatever he wants, and if he wanted to wrestle, I'm sure ROH would have a contract ready for him in 5 minutes.

>RPing as wrestlers on /asp/
This is a new level of pathetic even for you guys.

>>2390735
Hi Bretcuck

>>2390729
All those """""injuries"""" cause you to forget night of champions 2011 phil? :^)

>>2390815
IIRC, you begged to me for a fight in Wrestlemania because you know you need to wrestle me.
I got my ass kicked in UFC, but I still can beat the living out of you.

>>2390832
I don't need to wrestle anyone especially an anti-draw such as yourself. It was going to be a favor to you. Yeah right, Phil. Try going to a gym and getting some muscles. Getting hit by you would be like getting hit by a leaf. Pathetic.

Hey Paul, I'm gonna break your face

>>2390887
Me? Anti-draw? My shirts outsell yours.
People only went to WWE shows because of me.
You can control the damages all you want, use steroids all you want but deep inside, you know that CM Punk is bigger and better than you and CM Punk is the best wrestler in the world.

>>2389849
>>2390730
there's no way roh could afford whatever ludicrous price punk would ask for

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>ITT Roleplay

Do I need to roll a dice before the promo or are doing roman rules?

Cause I can get a hairdryer right quick.

>>2390909
Fuck off Rollins

>>2389856
>Remind me again why he needs Philip

Cause he's the most over guy in the company but he hasn't worked there for 3 years +.

It's actually quite sad that in 3 years that non of Haitch's proteges have been able to eclipse Punk.