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>>2378543
PHD
Paige Handled Deez nuts
>>2378543
Paige's Humble Dicking
Paige humping degree
Paige Hole Destroyer
>>2378669
>>2378543
Plunging her dragon lair
Pretty
Huge
Dick
>>2378669
kek
but in all seriousness he barely moved and was scared to touch her in case he blew his load. SAD!
>>2378731
He looked timid as fuck and has an average sized dick.
Brad probably felt ripped off.
More like Phimotic dick.
>>2378543
he doesnt even have one!
his online school was scamming him!
>>2378672
Ew, that fat lesbian.
>>2378856
> Tries to get a PhD from the fucking University of Phoenix
What was he fuckin thinking?
More like PSD am I right
>>2378866
>Niggers
>Thinking
>>2378761
>tfw phimosis
I have a phimocare kit but I'm always scared to move up to the next ring.
>>2378873
Same here. Scared as shit of sex as well.
>>2378885
same bro
as a kid it wasn't as bad, could never retract it but it wasn't worrying
lately it's been shrinking though. my phimocare kit is keeping it at least open so I can piss through it but moving up a size is scary and painful.
Not fun but I'm too embarrassed now at the age I am to go to the doctor and get circumsized. Also, I don't want to lose my foreskin.
>>2378900
Stop being a fucking pussy and go to the doctor. You think they've never seen phimosis before?
>>2378900
I used to have it, I stopped using soap on my foreskin on it and it stopped. I use wet naps instead.
>>2378902
I always got scared of pulling it back in the shower, I was worried it'd get stuck and I'd have to go to the emergency room and get it removed or whatever. Like I said, I have phimocare now so its at least keeping it in check. I'm gonna try sometime this week moving up to the next size ring. Hopefully soon I'll be able to pull it back without a ring but until then I just don't want to take the chance of it slipping behind the head and getting stuck there.
>>2378913
>You think they've never seen phimosis before?
Yes. I think they've never seen it before. Isn't it very rare? Either way I'm extremely self conscious. I accidentally wound up in emergency once from some things I was taking, and they had to put a catheter in me. It was the most embarrassing thing that I've ever experienced when they tried pulling my foreskin back. It was the worst.
>>2378987
It's not exactly rare if there's a group discussing it.
>>2378987
Doctors literally clean up people's shit. Whatever you've got, they've seen 10x worse. Man up
prominent
hoe
dicker
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FMg-bytdoOM
>>2378856
Vince sent a congratulation message to Woods for his 1 million youtube subs, just before the leaks. And now his twitter account is getting spammed with Paige photos and videos. On a scale of 10, how Pissed Vince will be this morning? I'd say about 100/10
>>2378543
PHilosophae Doctor
God I'm awful at this...
>>2379657
how retarded do you have to be to think vince checks or uses his own social medai accounts
>>2380585
Lmfao.
>>2379657
"Keep it up, my Nigga!" - Vince Mcmahon
>>2379657
This seems like the sort of thing Vince would celebrate. When Batista cucked John Morrison, didn't he think less of Morrison for not doing more about it? He probably thinks cool dudes doing good sex with hot chicks is good for business.
>>2381293
kek
>>2379034
Wait they can cut your little elastic band thing without circumcision you? How the fuck does that work
>>2378543
Penis?
Hardly
a Dick!
>>2378736
>Brad probably felt ripped off.
I don't think it was a cuck thing, more like the general swingers shit you guess wrestlers do anyway.
>>2381307
Tell me more
>>2382009
>Former WWE creative team member John Piermarini stated in a blog post earlier this year that Vince McMahon believes John Morrison "can't kick anyone's ass in a real fight" and therefore won't achieve the success many feel he's destined for. That's not the only criticism being levied towards "The Prince of Parkour" as many people within WWE feel he comes off as if he's performing in his matches, as opposed to fighting. This holds him back, as does his relationship with Melina and the belief that his promo ability is subpar.
>Character aside, it's been said that McMahon doesn't respect Morrison as a man. Years ago, he allowed Melina to engage in a sexual relationship with former WWE talent Dave Bautista (a/k/a Batista) while the two were dating. Morrison opted to be professional instead of confrontational and therefore lost brownie points with the WWE CEO. For some reason or another, Vince has always been a fan of confrontations.