AND NOW BRAD MADDOX UNLOADING ON PAIGE
>>2377829
>Hot tag to Xavier
OHHHH MYYYYYYYY
VINTAGE MADDOX
OH, SICK SHOTS RIGHT TO THE SKULL
>>2377829
>Paige is putting those educated legs to good use!
>>2377839
>>2377829
>>2377833
>>2377834
>>2377835
>>2377838
>this thread
VISCOUS TWO ON ONE ASSAULT HERE FROM WOODS AND MADDOX
YOU COULD SAY THEY'RE BOTH ON THE SAME PAGE
>>2377833
YOU NEVER KNOW WHO'S GONNA SHOW UP ON THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA
NOW HOL UP PLAYA
WE GON MAKE THIS A TAG TEAM MATCH
BLUE THUNDER BOMB
Wait when did brad maddox and paige have a match? Aren't intergender matches against the rules?
ONE, TWO, NOOOOOOOOO!!
>>2377852
the DIRT road to Wrestlemainia
AND A LOW BLOW BY PAIGE
>>2377863
Intergender dark matches are common,
This dark match just got darker
>>2377829
>Oh look at this. Maddox is using a camera as a weapon! That is gonna be a DQ!
>money money money money dolla dolla
>woah woah wait right there, that isn't how we're going to end the show tonight
>we're changing this from a handicap match to a lumberjack match
Xavier now blowing on Francesca
>>2377863
Here's your (You)
Aqui esta tu (Tu)
Voici ton (Toi)
>>2377829
>Sick ground and pound
>>2377889
>THE LITERAL STATE OF MY SIDES
OKAY OKAY, YOU WIN!
>>2377829
Ha ha funny "joke" but unfortunately this isnt a quality joke, in fact I cant infer if this is a joke at all, its against global rules either way.
Enjoy your 404
KEK
I'M GONE, THIS IS TOO MUCH
>>2377889
Kek here's your well deserved (you)
"So Dave, take us through the undercard."
"Okay, just let me get my notes here..."
*shuffles papers, unzips pants*
"Okay, so first we got some pictures of her tits taken in a mirror. It was fine, y' know, I liked the schoolgirl skirt I thought that was a nice touch, but other than then that it wasn't anything too special, it was just kinda there, y'know.
"So next we had we had our first video of the night..."
"I thought this was so disappointing, Maddox came off like a total geek, you could barely see Paige at all. I gave it MINUS 3 STARS."
"W-well, y'know, I wouldn't quite go as low as minus 3 stars, but, y' know, it was definitely a disappointment given the hype. But y'know, Maddox is a lower card guy and Paige, I mean she's over and all but, y' know... I mean, If you wanna talk about Maddox looking like a geek, what about the video with Xavier?"
"Well take us through it, because I was doing Observer live when that one broke"
"Okay, so it's Page, okay, and she's riding Xaviers dick, which is fine, y' know, nothing too crazy... okay... so I'm thinking, God, there's not much heat here at all. I mean interracial stuff got over huge in the 70's, y' know because it was a different time and whatever, but in 2017 it's just not much of a taboo, y'know. So I'm watching, gettin' kinda bored, then all of a sudden, Brad Maddox takes his camera, i'm not making this up, and he starts filming close ups of them fucking..."
"Unbelievable"
"I KNOW. It was like, God, could they book this guy like any more of a geek. A-And you know this was all Vince's idea right?..."
"Oh yeah"
>>2377829
>THIS IS YOUR WINNER VIA KEKLIFICATION!
>BRAD MADDOX!
>>2377889
Based
>WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF
>>2377889
>>2377833
>>2377852
>>2377853
>>2377889
THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE
"I mean, I saw the Paige thing with Maddox... and you know I don't watch any modern WWE on account of the fact that I have working braincells, but people on Twitter told me to watch it so I did."
*ahem* *sips Sprite*
"Well folks, I watched it, and quite frankly I thought it sucked. Now here's the thing *ahem* back before Vince McMahon killed the wrestling business with his cartoon sports entertainment bullshit, there was this thing called drawing money. Okay, so back then you'd leak a few bikini pics of say, Missy Hyatt, but then you'd save the real nudes for your big show, whether it be Thanksgiving Night at the Louisville Gardens..."
*ahem* *sips Sprite*
"...Or the Mid South Coliseum or whatever. You made sure you got the people to pay to see the good stuff because that's how you made your money and that's how the boys got paid."
*ahem*
"But now, of course, everything's fucked up, you've got the nudes being leaked for free with no build, it's a shoot but everyone thinks the clips are fake because you've conditioned your audience to think everything is a work. Brad Maddox, who I actually coached in OVW with Danny Davis, who is a great kid, with a good look a solid worker, is just out there looking like such a loser because that's how Vince and Kevin Dunn get there kicks... I thought it sucked... *sips Sprite* I thought it sucked... And If I haven't said it already fuck you Kevin Dunn you buck-toothed piece of shit!"
>>2378037
STOP, PLEASE, I CAN'T KEK ENOUGH
>>2377924
fuck this got me lmao. I can definately hear it
>>2378067
Kekarooni
I guess you can call Paige the new Baron Corbin because she just rock bottomed herself
>>2378084
Actually it was Xavier that rocked her bottom
In all seriousness though is it any good?
>>2378097
absolutely
>>2378097
lol no it's amateur shit
"I was talking to Brad Maddox on the set of his new movie and..."
>>2378108
WELL, OTUNGA? JUST FUCKING SAY IT ALREADY
>>2378067
WOODS DELIVERS WITH THE SMALL PACKAGE
>>2378127
Amazing.
Brad Maddox...
You are the true Big Dog now.
"It's the wacky flailing inflatable cuckhold comrade!"
>>2377829
They're just having fun Ha Ha I love it Maggle!
>>2378127
>>2378144
BASED
>>2378144
Fuuucccck, that's it, my sides are gone.
Holy shit is Broken Matt ever a gift that keeps on giving
>>2377889
lol sex
MAMA MIA
TOPE SUICIDA ON PAIGE'S PUSSY
>>2378173
THIS ACTION IS MAKING ME GO BIPOLAR
>>2377829
THIS IS RIDICULOUS
HOW CAN THE REF NOT SEE ALL THESE BLATANT LOW BLOWS
>>2377853
>>2377833
>>2377829
>>2378037
>>2378127
>>2378144
>>2378194
this might be my favorite day in the history of /asp/.
11/10
Maddox is immediately rehired as RAM's ringside camera man.
>>2378144
oh my god i am laughing so hard i might legit throw up
>>2378233
screen cap it faggot
CAPPED THIS FOR YOU GUYS
>the state of my sides
>>2377889
Who is in this picture?
You know they've had some differences over the years, but they've been put together tonight, and they have to somehow try to make the best of it.
>>2377889
did she cheat on del rio? i dont get it
>>2378144
Matt hit the jackpot with based Reby
PUPPIES
NOT THIS WAY
NOT THIS WAY
DAMMIT
>>2378318
paige and I assume brad madcuck in a target changing room.
"Let me tell you all a story. There was once a girl with hair as black as Abigail's soul and skin as pale as anyone who ever laid eyes upon her. Now this girl looked deep into the eyes of the man staring through the electric window, SHE TOOK, the cobra in her hand and placed it in a cave of which no mortal man can go unprotected. She moaned as the cave began to tremble under the sheer force of the power the cobra emitted and her eyes rolled back into her skull as that power enveloped her and made the heavens appear before her very eyes. Then, as the cobra emerged from the tunnel, she looked deep into the eyes of voyeur who stared through the window at her and whispered "I can't wait for you to fuck me in the ass"..."
*ghdjgqhjgdhjqgdjhq*
>>2377833
>not Xavier tags himself in
>>2378379
kek on point
Wow.
>>2378067
Spot on
>>2377889
>>2377905
>literal state of my sides
>Paige getting exposed for being a disgusting glorified ring rat
I love it maggle
THAT COULD BE YOU AJ!
WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO FROM BEHIND?
>>2378271
Is there a template?
>>2377829
>this board today
This shit is taking up the entire catalog.
>>2377913
Here's your (You)
>>2378528
is that a bad thing? it's the greatest thing that has happened to /asp/ in a long time
MAMA MIA! PAIGE JUST CLEANED BRAD MADDOX'S COCK!
>>2378300
You've done gods work this night, good job anon.
MADDOX IS TAKING THE CHAIR
>Camera zooms in and out with each thrust.
>>2378300
wew lad did /asp/ peak today?
Is this >our wrestlemania moment?
>>2377829
BAWH GAWD XAVIER HAS A FAMILY
>>2378379
Saved
AS GOD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BREAKING HIS PENIS SMACK DAB IN HALF
MIKE YOU SELFISH PRICK, WHAT IS CONSEQUENCES CREED DOING IN BRITANI KNIGHT'S IMPACT ZONE?!
>>2377829
This thread is gold
>camera cuts to random peoples' reactions
>>2378300
Lmao
>>2378577
HE SAT DOWN
HE SAT DOWN
HE PULLED OUT A CAMERA
>>2377849
>>2377829
>Rakesh Orton with Anal OUTTA NOWHERE!
SHUT UP TOM! PAY ATTENTION TO THE GREATEST SLAG EVER EXISTED IN NXT HISTORY
AND THE NEWWWW, TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...
KEKING MADD!
RIPPED.
IN.
PIECES.
*mnghgn*
Silent Knight, holes-filled Knight, Madd so calm, skin's so bright
THAT'S... THAT'S GOTTA BE CUM!
WE GOT SOME TAG TEAM ACTION FOR YOU TONITE
>>2378818
HE'S GONNA, HE'S GONNA.... HE'S GONNNA SPLOOOOOOOOGE
THIS IS GREAT JR
SURE IT IS, KING
THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE A REAL SLOBBERKNOCKER
>>2378753
G O A T
O
A
T
I have the unfortunate duty of telling you that two careers have died. Two careers have tragically died. This is NOT a part of tonight's entertainment.
>>2377829
>defending cucoldry
>>2378569
>>2378637
>>2378721
updated
>>2378907
Why the fuck do you browse in italics
>>2378911
it was just the default. I never bothered to change it because i don't give a shit.
>>2378907
>yfw you didnt make it into the capp.
And I thought Summer Slam wasn't until August
>>2378907
We'll finally have best of /asp/ threads that don't revolve around fucking tripfags
>>2378907
>All these (you)s and a dubs
Praise kek
AND WOODS HITS PAIGE WITH THE DEEP SIXTY NINE
>>2378173
>>2378144
PAIGE ABSOLUTELY ETHERED
Fans, if you're even thinking about switching to our competition, just know that they're going to make Alexa Bliss deepthroat Mandingo. UGH! That'll really put butts in the seats.
Bless this thread
>>2377889
STONE COCK STONE COCK
>>2377829
So does WWE rehire Brad Maddox now?
>>2377829
OH MY!
CAN IT BE? IT IS!
BRAD MADDOX IS BACK INSIDE PAIGE.
There's like 2 good ones in this entire thread.
Even reddit's ones were better.
Any links? Been at work missed the leaks after the dressing room with Maddox
THE ENTIRE WORLD IS WATCHING
*Owen Voice*
"Ladies and gentlemen, Brad Maddox has been cucked by Xavier Woods. This is not part of the entertainment tonight. This is as real as real can be here."
***** Paige on a pole match.
*High pitch Jerry Lawler excitement*
Why is Paige straddling him JR? what could she possibly be planning on doi-uuuuAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DAMN
del taco right now
What a day this has been.
Did you guys see his package? It was MASSIVE!
NEW DAY FUCKS
NEW DAY FUCKS
NEW DAY FUCKS
That was pretty good, but it certainly wasn't GLORIOUS.
https://eroshare.com/gm4xum2o
BAH GOD HE CAN'T DEFEND HIMSELF !
>>2379627
MY SIDES
I WASN'T READY FOR THAT ANON
She's squirtin', MAGGLE
>>2379627
Its a handicapped match
>>2377829
>Unloading
>Loading
>Load
PAIGE 3:16 SAYS
>>2379674
YOU'RE GUNNA FOCK MOI ARSE
>>2379118
For his chuck fetish and small dick? Probably the reason Vince fired that manlet in the first place
>>2379591
NEW DAY KEKS
>>2377924
KEK, underrated
Good god almighty! That blacked her! She's broken in half. CAN SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH?
>Maddox is bout to cum
>video cuts to static
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMCgrLIM6Z8 plays
Would you mark?
Is the facial video out yet?
>>2380078
"O-OH MY GOD! HE'S CASHING IN MONEY IN THE BANK!"
can anyone link me the one edited with JR commentary?
>>2380102
Here you go https://eroshare .com/gm4xum2o
>>2380105
thanks dude
>browse /asp/ everyday for past 6-7months,bump even the most cringiest of threads
>stop browsing past 3 days
>this happens
sh-should I leave guys?
>>2377924
Good sir that was fucking brilliant
>>2380140
hold on, ya can leave when facial video is out
I had to sleep last night, what did I miss in my dreams about Paige getting fucked [spoiler]by another man while I took pictures[/spoiler]?
Paige: THIS FIIIIREEE BURNS
Sooooo where do I find all these Paige leaks?
I nofapped for a few days.
>>2380187
leddit, wrestlewithplot
BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD!
BRAD MADDOX JUST HIT PAIGE WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER!
>>2380191
Thank you sir!
So all of the other pictures videos I understand. Private person's life, whatever.
Who the fuck suggested the "jizz-on-the-title" thing though. "Hey babe, can I cum on the amalgamation of everything you've ever worked for?" "Maddox, I want you to spread your seed and desecrate a symbol of women's equality and save it so we can look at it later."
>>2377829
>>2377833
>>2377835
>>2377838
>>2377839
>>2377853
>>2377878
This thread!
>>2380201
>a symbol of women's equality
I've never heard such a beta male thing in my life.
>>2378173
"MAMA MIA! NIKKI BELLA IS JUST POUNDING ON MARYSE LIKE XAVIER WOODS DID TO PAIGE IN THE BEDROOM!"
>>2377924
>>2378067
glad i scrolled down
Has /asp/ dare I say it became great again?
THIS BRAD MADDOX GUY COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT WORKING STIFF.
>>2378161
underratedkek
>>2380078
not as much as I would if THIS music hit and Vince came down the ramp
https://youtu.be/JVuwnOJ9Oro
This thread
>>2378712
>>2378712
>>2378067
>*sips sprite*
Holy shit. Top kek.
>>2378067
>>2378067
Wow. Good stuff. Too bad it will be gone in an hour or so.
>>2377829
Well, Maggle, Brad's just doing anything he can to get a shot at Paige's NXT Women's title.
>>2378161
underrated post
i kekked
>>2378395
shut up Byron.
"The greatest inter gender handicap match in the history of inter gender handicap matches..."
I DID IT
FOR THE COCK
>>2382749
here you go
>>2377889
ITS A FALLS COUNT ANYWAY MATCH AND PAGIE HAS HIM PINNED
>>2382975
Shit
Do it again but actually good
>>2381099
That fucking edit
AND MADDOX HITS HER WITH THE MONEY SHOT! THAT'S A FINISHING MOVE!
>>2383044
>butthurt
sorry that you got left out of the cap, faggot
>>2378067
Oh my God
>>2377829
I always thought the "unloading" line sounded gay.
>Consequences Creed
kek
>>2378161
Breaking kayfabe guy.
Woods and Paige are RAM(kek) wrestlers, JBL is SmA+ckdown commentary.
>>2378688
Got me at the end.
Put me in the reddit screencap faggots
>>2382975
>mfw in the cap twice
>>2384626
tripfag SEETHING at being excluded
"WOODS WITH THE PIN. ONE, TWO...TH"
*glass breaks*
"OH...OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN, IS THAT STONE COLD?"
I can honestly say this is the funniest thread /asp/ has had since the switch.
Big news, brand spanking new pasta, OC left and right...
Its starting to feel like the original /sp/ WWE general in here and I like it
Good job lads.
>>2378907
Add bray nigga
In all my weeks in Utica, New York, I have never seen such lewd acts occur right before my eyes. What do you say, Chett?
AND WOODS HAS ENTERED WITHOUT TAGGING IN WHILE THE REF WAS DISTRACTED
WOODS IS PINNING HER WHEN HE IS NOT THE LEGAL MAN
>>2384793
...I wish I could have watched my wife fuck a black man.
>>2381099
I'm finally broken.
Woods with the small package
WHATTA MANEUVER
>>2378907
Add Bray one its underrated as fuck, shit sounds like a legit Bray Wyatt promo.
Brad Maddox doesn't go on Porn, he has every video on his phone stored in his memory.
SMACKDOWN IT'S TIME TO FACE THE FACTS
>>2384626
>tripfag begging for attention again
Faggot
As former Vice President talent relations, and number 1 general manager, I feel, that it's in my duty, to comment on how these leakers are the true meaning of people power.
>>2384690
STONE COCK!!
STONE COCK!!
STONE COCK!!
STONE COCK!!
STONE COCK!!
STONE COCK!!
>>2385447
>memeful.com
Holy fuck go back to /b/
>>2377829
BAH GAWD WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER! AS GAWD AS MAH WITNESS PAIGE IS BEING SPLIT IN HALF!!
I cant wait for other threads when the other nudes come out
>>2378127
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Did you see that?! Woods and Maddox are like Kobe Bryant in a hotel in Colorado. Unstoppable!
>"OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHD"
>>2378067
This is fantastic
>>2377924
taken from reddit you cucks
>>2378067
9 replies, but still underrated.
well done
MIKE YOU SELFISH COCKSUCKER! MAD BRADDOX IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE AND HE JUST ATTACKED ORLANDO JORDAN FROM THE RAFTERS!
>>2377924
Actually, the original was on THE BOARD~!!!!
*Kane music hits*
Can I get a link to all the leaks?