>Baron Corbin went on a date with Paige but they decided to

Everybody knows Paige is such a bitch

He legit dropped his drink on her

Spilled his spaghetti

good thinking baron

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>>2377537

>brad Maddox
>5'7"
>Xavier woods
>5'5"
>Baron Cuckbin
>6'7"

Pudgy lanklets BTFO?

>>2377582
BASED

>>2377537
>Borebin is such a beta he can't even get pussy from Paige

This is what you get for dressing like a 14 year old livejournal user when you're pushing 30

>Corbin being so based that doesnt waste his time with easy shit tier slags
truly /ourguy/

She rejected him because Paige is into small dicks

>>2377582
he can smell the coal burning

Yeah, Corbin is a big tatted up biker mother fucker. He ain't gonna fuck a coal burner like Paige. She's tainted meat now.

Based Wolf could smell the coal stank

> 4chan thinking I would Deep 6(9) her

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>>2377710

>not sticking it in her cursed vagina

smart man

>>2377582

kek'd super hard

>>2377537
how can such a scary man be so cringe

>>2377582
literally /ourguy/

it was 100% paige that friend zoned this nigga, y'all are nuts

>>2378277
You mean Deanchad's guy. This board is deanchads. You are a deanchad disciple

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>>2377537
IMPLYING he didnt do it because he does share his women with other dudes because he is the LONE WOLF!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH another mastodon who's a total beta.

She fucked half of the locker room, not him.

>>2380312
Maybe he has taste?

>>2380322
then why did he go on a date with her to begin with, if he didn't like her?


Let's not try to make excuses for the fact he's a beta male like Big Cass who's getting cucked by Ellsworth and Romanetty who's a charisma vacuum.

Bullet dodging Baron.

>beta corbin

>>2377537

Does he know the hat isn't hiding his horrible fucking hairline?

>>2380330
>then why did he go on a date with her to begin with, if he didn't like her?
You don't get to know somebody with passive greetings. Go on a date, buy her dinner, she says something inappropriate for a first date, "Let's just be friends."

>implying you have to be in an exclusive relationship with paige for you to smash

im sure corbin had benes

Based lone wolf dodging another bullet

I'm sure he pumped her and dumped her

>>2380431
if it was a fitted it would have, a snapback just amplifies it.

bang that used slag or be a future wwe champion

In light of recent events it sounds to me like he dodged a bullet

>>2377537
His dick is probably smaller than Woods. Which is probably the smallest she's had.

>>2377582
Based filename

At least his career will be fine.

>>2377537
Based Big Breakfast sniffing out the slags and dodging the bullshit

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>>2377582

Corbin seems the type of guy that doesn't like hanging around people

>>2383517
>was it autism?

>>2383517
>Lone wolf gimmick is a rib

>>2383484
Change leon to dean and fag to reneeee

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>lick the back of your hand
>let it dry
>sniff it

You now know what Paige's asshole smells like.

>>2383517
>be Corbin at school
>wear wolf shirts
>get bullied
>tfw no friends
>sudden growth spurt
>6'6" now, bitch
>still like wolves
>everybody too intimated to talk to me
>tfw still no friends
>use freak power to get gud at sports
>no social skills and turned down by slags like Paige
>beat up Deano to make myself feel good
>but Deano has a qt gf and i have nothing
>why even live

>>2384423
Why are shitposters so better at explaining character than WWE?

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>>2377582
Based

>>2384423
fug, meant to spell 'intimidated' obviosuly

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>>2384423
made me chuckle

>>2377537
Baseball cap to cover the balding.. jesus corbin, how can you be so tall but insecure about something so miniscule.

>>2384432
Not shitposting if its true

>>2377537
Corbin realized how much of a slut she is and how dipping your prick in bleach after fucking her might not be such a good idea after all.

but he fucks her in the pussy !!!!!

>>2377582
Imagine being him when Paige told him she got tag teamed by two FCW jobers. "But she isn't a whore".

LWBC will never recover from this thread