y-yeah yeah i-it was a penis I guess *cough* originally it was

>>2376923
lmao

>>2376923
y-y-y-you know *coughs

>>2376923
top kek

>>2376923
KEK

i thought it was really good. A little slow in the middle, but i thought it was a good fucki... *cough*... fucking

*shuffles papers*

Paige will next be uhh headed to Japan where she will get uhhh doubled teamed by uh Suzuki Yakisoba and Saku Yakitori at Sumo Hall. It will be five stars because uhh y'know it is what it is, yknow

>>2376923
Vince got nervous at the last second before they went out there, said Maddox couldn't handle it on his own and sent out Woods to carry him through the performance.

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>>2376923

>>2376923
>****1/2, 5 stars if it was in tokyodome

>>2376923
here's my (You), it was well earned

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Cool...

>>2377060
I give it 4 and quarter stars.

I GIVE THAT KEKING ...-5 STARS !!!!!

now on the phone is Mike from Ohio .

>>2376923
this is a good post

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>>2376923
well you know, sometimes the uh.. the guys uh... the road can make them.. and the girls too, they can uh... you know... get a bit kinky out there, spending all that time on the road. For guys like Brad Maddox, that can mean uh.. filming some big, and I mean.. you know.. a penis that belongs to a uh.. african american, going inside of some young women.

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>>2377456

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[autistic screeching]

>>2376923
"So Dave, take us through the undercard."

"Okay, just let me get my notes here..."

*shuffles papers, unzips pants*

"Okay, so first we got some pictures of her tits taken in a mirror. It was fine, y' know, I liked the schoolgirl skirt I thought that was a nice touch, but other than then that it wasn't anything too special, it was just kinda there, y'know.

"So next we had we had our first video of the night..."

"I thought this was so disappointing, Maddox came off like a total geek, you could barely see Paige at all. I gave it MINUS 3 STARS."

"W-well, y'know, I wouldn't quite go as low as minus 3 stars, but, y' know, it was definitely a disappointment given the hype. But y'know, Maddox is a lower card guy and Paige, I mean she's over and all but, y' know... I mean, If you wanna talk about Maddox looking like a geek, what about the video with Xavier?"

"Well take us through it, because I was doing Observer live when that one broke"

"Okay, so it's Page, okay, and she's riding Xaviers dick, which is fine, y' know, nothing too crazy... okay... so I'm thinking, God, there's not much heat here at all. I mean interracial stuff got over huge in the 70's, y' know because it was a different time and whatever, but in 2017 it's just not much of a taboo, y'know. So I'm watching, gettin' kinda bored, then all of a sudden, Brad Maddox takes his camera, i'm not making this up, and he starts filming close ups of them fucking..."

"Unbelievable"

"I KNOW. It was like, God, could they book this guy like any more of a geek. A-And you know this was all Vince's idea right?..."

"Oh yeah"

>Well originally, the plan was for Paige to be in a three way handicap fuck, with Xavier, Maddox and Big E, but umm, Big E pulled out at the last minute due to performance enhancement issues, so.. plans changed, you know?
>And you think that Big E would've added anything to that? COME ON!
>Uhh.. well you know, Paige was flirting with him on Total Divas awhile ago, so it wasn't like it was all of a sudden. But uhh yeah, that's just the way it goes
>Unbelievable.

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>>2377574
amazing

*sdnes u 4chan blue account*

I mean, God bless the guy, but Maddox came across as the biggest GEEK out of this whole thing. Taking closeup pics of Paige riding Xavier Woods? He can't possibly recover from this.

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>>2377574
well done Meltzer imitations will never get old
good fucking job anon

"Good fuck, but once again it fell apart at the finish!"

i hope filthy tom has some good jokes lined up for paige, he has had tom phillips throat jokes for weeks now

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>>2377574

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hue

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>>2377574

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this thread

>>2377574
10/10 would lel again

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Woods was fine, but what it really needed was Kane's BIG RED MACHINE.

>>2377713
I want to facefuck Anita Sarkeesian so bad

>>2377757
Iktfb

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>>2377647
ayyyy best man in the figure4 empire is on it

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>>2377757
I want her to sit on my face

>>2377765
>best man

good phrasing as we all know Granny is #1

>>2376923

That's what my right arm looks like after these Paige leaks

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>>2377574
Good show lad

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>>2377757
>>2377775
Have some side boob Anons. I wish someone would hack her phone, I bet she's a secret freak

>>2377892
>I bet she's a secret freak

Most feminists are.

>>2377892
im pretty sure nudes of her were leaked

>>2376923
>originally it was supposed to be just Brad fucking her but uhh plans change
lost my fucking shit

>>2376923
>tfw you immediately thought that this leak would devastate big match jim from virginia

>>2377904
Nah, just fakes during GG

>>2377989
Ed from San Antonio is probably drowning in his own man goo at this very moment

>>2377574
top kek

>>2377574
literal top fucking kek

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>>2376923

>>2377574
One of the best Metlzer's I've read 10/10

>>2377989
Is that the fat sounding guy that always calls about diva shot no one cares about?

>Vinny take us through this sex tape
>Well it was every sex tape you ever saw. Xavier Woods ran in and was DQ'd for fucking too much ass

>>2378311
"Did they show Paige sucking dick in the Hulu version?"

"Errr... no they did not"

"Oh man."

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Xavier needs to slow down and Brad needs to do something about the lighting, its too dark. Isn't that right Stu?

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>>2377574

>>2378323
kek

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>>2376923
kek

Holy shit op, I fucking laughed out loud that was great

>>2378337
Somebody posted a version of the sex tape with JR commentary. Anybody got the link?

>>2378337
>>2378536
nvm found it
https://eroshare.com/gm4xum2o

>>2378583
I'm dying

>>2378583
>>2378583
Why is he hover handing her?

>>2378583
I'm fucking dead

>>2378853
to avoid cumming

>>2378935
kek

>>2377751
kanes a family man, no time for whores

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D: "Di—Did you catch that uhh...sextape that leaked this morning? The one with Paige riding that black dude and uh, Brad Maddox filming it? Yeah, I finally got around to watching it earlier and...man, that was..."

B: "Yeah, I had to block like 100 people on my twitter because they wouldn't stop harassing me about it.

D: "Yeahhhhhh. I mean...talk about leak-of-the-year contender, you know. I mean...god, that was freakin great."

B: "OH give me a break. You seriously think a GEEK filming a video of PAIGE fucking two OTHER GEEKS is the best leak of the year? That doesn't even make sense!"

D: "No no no no no! Certainly not the *best* leak...God, no. Nowhere near Seth's level. But I just thought it was, you know...as far as leaks go, I thought it worked really well. I mean, the spots were good, especially the one where she uh...hopped up and grinded on the black dude's cock. Usually threesomes like these with two heels against a babyface are just absolutely dead with no heat at all. But I'm watching this and it's just like...Paige's selling is sooo freakin good."

B: "Well, I thought it sucked."

D: So—So, I guess the next leak is going to involve Paige against Del Rio. And that one could really go either way, uh...I'm guessing a perro-style ass-fuck with a pearl necklace finish and Del Rio going over. It's possible they could go the 69 route and have it be a draw. You know...there's certainly an argument there. What if Paige goes over, can you imagine?"

the content doesn't really matter, some of y'all are really good at capturing Dave and Bryan's way of speaking and its hysterical

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Now listen, I'm sure Maddox is a really nice guy.

>>2379257
And God bless him.

>>2379201
Of course autists can imitate other retarded autists

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>>2379268
But he came off here... like a TOTAL. GEEK. Xavier's fucking her... and he has - I was dumbfounded at this point - Brad Maddox has a VIDEO CAMERA... underneath Xavier, Woods, TAINT. You could not make this up. I don't know if its the writers, the office, whoever it is! Something needs to be done for this man...

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>>2377574
10/10 Best post of 2017 so far.

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>>2379257
>>2379268
>>2380876

>>2378273
jim is the southern grandpa that calls and talks about divas. ed in san Antonio is the creepy stalker fat guy that talks about divas.

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>>2377574

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>>2377574

>>2377574
KEK