ITT: We predict the chants that Brooklyn will have on Monday

YOU SCREWED PAIGE!
YOU SCREWED PAIGE!

YOU DESERVE IT

I'd rather be in Paige.

NEW!
DAY KEKS!

Xavier Woods beats Goldberg for the title

OOOHH PAIGEY, She likes it RAW.

Gonna be there shits gonna be wild

>>2376820

You need to start all these chants. Especially the Old Dirty Paige song chant.

>>2376755
They won't be on the show.

>>2376916
This is highly possible. They might give them the week off.

They could also do a pre-taped bit with them. Allows them to mute the crowd audio while testing the waters to make sure that it's not more than just a few isolated shouts (Which realistically is all it will be).

>>2376774
This would legitimately be perfect

>>2376916
>Vince punishing people who cucked former workers

You do know what company this is, right?

Get ready for a New Day mega push

NEW
DAY KEKS
NEW
DAY KEKS

>"WE WANT MADDOX"
>"MAAAADOX....MAAAADOX....MAAAADOX"
>"BRAD...MADD-OX...BRAD...MADD-OX"

RAM is actually must see for once.

>>2376774
THIS alone is why New Day is fucking done. Xavier is buried forever. And they won't be hosting WM. Not a fucking chance.

So whats the size of Xavier's Franchesco III ?

>>2377722
>this might get them off hosting mania

HOLY SHIT PLEASE PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN

>THIS IS OUR HOUSE
>*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

>>2376755
>Tag team champs

>>2377808
You know if they had new day come out and do the "we are your 3 time wwe tag team champions" thing they could turn it all around and not make it look like they're embarrassed by it.

>implying raw crowds are alive enough to chant anything.

>>2377896
normally yes but this close to mania the smark nerds attend raw in greater numbers and there is enough time before the next show for anyone with internet to find out about it

i will be surprised if there isnt a paige related chant

>HEEEEEEEYYYY MADDOX. OOH HA I WANNA KNOOOOOOW WOULD YOU BE MY KEK

>>2377896

They would be the case if it wasn't for the fact that this Raw is in Brooklyn, weeks before Wrestlemania filled with a crowd full of smarks.

>>2377912
>>HEEEEEEEYYYY MADDOX. OOH HA I WANNA KNOOOOOOW WOULD YOU cuck my girl

>>2377937
It's too fucking perfect

AYY XAV WANT'S SOME PUSS-SAY

>>2378085
>hahaha this please
Xav to smarkdown would be fucking amazing

>>2377296
Bingo
https://twitter.com/VinceMcMahon/status/842797765726031873

Do you smell what Xavier's fuckin

>>2377773
this is wood's house...

NEW DAY KEKS

I'm gonna be there. Shits gonna be on top.

(Crowd singing) Paige gave up the goods she fucked Xavier Woods, Brad Maddox too is there anyone that girl won't do?

Is this what it takes to finally get these fucks off TV?

Daniel bryan might just btfo her on talking smack. He gives zero fucks these days.

>>2377777

>>2376811
My sides

>>2378492
The funniest part is he might actually make a joke about that since he's actively trying to get fired at this point

>>2379167
Can you imagine the dirty look renee will give him knowing she has worse shit out there

The chants will be "CHAD 2 BADD" and "WE WANT TEX"

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>>2376755
NEW. DAY COCKS! NEW. DAY COCKS!

WOODS SMALL COCK! WOODS SMALL COCK!

PAIGE IS A FUCKING SLAG DOO-DAH DOO-DAH
PAIGE IS A FUCKING SLAG OH THE DOO-DAH-DAY
TRYIN TO FUCK ALL NIGHT
TRYIN TO FUCK ALL DAY
SOMEONE BET ON THAT BLACK-HAIRED SLAG
SOMEONE BET ON NEW DAY

[spoiler] atleast this is what I would try to start [/spoiler]

>>2377296
Maybe Vince won't send them to Smackdown.

I really hope Vince doesn't send them to Smackdown.

>>2379209
not even a good chant. try again.

We want live sex

>>2377722
You're kidding right, Xavier will get great heat from this.

I'll bet there's "WE WANT PAIGE" chants during the womens match/segments.

>>2379209
cringe

>>2379209
Why do I feel like you're English? The English seem to have a predilection for clunky chants.