Now that the dust has settled...

What dust?
What has settled?
Her career isn't over.
She's still champion.
What are you talking about.
Why.
Why.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

>>2373308
>mid 30s
It's pretty much over

>>2373376
>the Universal Champion is nearly 50

Holy fucking Yum

>>2373390

isnt oldberg over 50 ?

>>2373390
>nearly 50
he turned 50 last December

>>2373299
I dunno m8. she hasn't even had a run on the main shows tv yet She still made more money than you will in your lifetime though so she must be doing something right.

>>2373390
Men and women are not the same

>>2373547
>she hasn't even had a run on the main shows tv yet
and it'll stay that way because chimpy can't speak american

I like Asuka. She, much like Bliss and unlike any of the four horsewomen besides maybe Charlotte a little bit, actually feels like a larger-than-life wrestling character rather than just "female who does a predominately male thing". She fits in with the women's revolution without needing the revolution to be her entire character. I like Ember Moon for the same reason, it's an actual gimmick that has nothing to do with her gender.

asuka is literally a shitty rip off of nakamura

>>2373568
>Asuka was in the company first
>they're actually nothing alike

>>2373571
both are spazzy retards that make dumb faces and do nothing but shitty '''''''''''stiff''''''''' kicks

>>2373586
But that's wrong dumb Smarkbustuh cucc

>>2373593
it's correct you weeb

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>>2373597
>Ankle Lock
>Backfist
>Flying Armbreaker
>Hip Attack

"nothing"

>>2373607
kek dis bitch only got 4 moves

>>2373755
Double the amount of the Universal Champion

>didn't even include finishers

>>2373763
Basedberg has more talent in one of his beard hairs than asgooka has in her flabby body tho. it's funny that the same smarks who complain about his lack of movez worship this chinky shitter

>>2373770
Goldberg didn't even more talent in the late 90s.

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>/DOFA/ General ends
>Asukafags return to lurking and only posting when the discussion is relevant
>Fuming anti-fans are left the only ones consistently making threads about her
>Asukafags worked the anti's so hard that their unabated seething continuously fuels her relevancy and popularity here
>Asuka is now living in /asp/'s head, rent free

BASED SHOVEL JAP

>undefeated
>passed shitberg's legit win streak
>longest reign nxt champ
>best worker in wwe man or woman according to le meltz
>flop

OP is a special sort of moron.

>>2373555
>not knowing women have pretty much surpassed men in most things
Hello 1950

>>2373783
She hasn't beaten The Ascension's reign yet

>>2373795
The longest reigning singles champ in NXT if you want to be technically then.

All she has to do is retain over Ember and the next day she'll have surpassed the Ascension.

>>2373795
She's already over 350 days and doesn't defend until Takeover. She beat it.

I know this is a troll post, but Asuka has had the most successful NXT career anybody could ever possibly have. Undefeated and longest reigning NXT Champion and over as fuck. Hell, Nakamura's, legit one of the best wrestlers in the world, NXT career is weak by comparison.

>>2373820
And despite that she will be an absolute disaster on the main roster, if she even makes it there which is doubtful

>>2373820
>Nakamura's, legit one of the best wrestlers in the world

For like 5 days of the year.

Not even a top 3 of CHAOS usually.

>>2373832
AJ Styles is facing Shane McMahon at fucking Wrestlemania. The main roster is a booking shit show. She better hope she stays on NXT.

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>>2373832
>I'm an expert on WWE booking and writing and can successfully predict the future reactions of millions of people

While working the Smackdown Live events, she got the second biggest pops after Nikki Bella. She'll do just fine, at minimum.

>>2373832
We got a future-teller in the house!

>>2373855
>get BTFO
>Cuckterpost

>>2373783
Meltz himself wouldn't even agree with that comment anymore

>>2373820
The division has completely died under her. Bayley was far far more successful

>>2373832
This.

>>2373844
>can't even get bigger pops than a relic of the ''terrible diva era''
smarks BTFO

>>2373880
Bayley had the 4 Horsewomen

>>2373884
>a "literal who" outpopping everybody but Cena's slampiece

WWE BTFO

>>2373889
All female wrestlers are "who" cause women's wrestling is terrible and gay

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>>2373770
>Basedberg
>talent

>>2373916
>watching women wrestle is gay
>I watch it for the BIG SWEATY MEN

>>2373884
>the biggest draw of the women's division is a relic

It must be tough being functionally retarded. I feel sorry for your handler.

>>2373916
>women's wrestling is gay
Hoo boy.
I hate to break it to you, anon, but only wanting oiled-up, muscled men on your wrestling show is FAR gayer.

>>2373952
somebody post the "STRAIGHT BOYS IN DENIAL" gif

>>2373943
>>2373952
I feel straighter watching the guys then pretending I'm enjoying the ring work and psychology of a women's match.

>>2373961
(You aren't.)

>>2373967
I stand by my statement. Anyone who likes women's wrestling for anything more than a piss break or fap material is a faggot

>>2373973
I stand by your rights to be gay.

>>2373994
>he unitonically enjoys women's wrestling
Kys

>>2373299
Yes
"Her" "career" will not be remembered, aside from two fans, and her family.
Probably not her family.

>>2373547
>getting truly seethed to the point of personal attacks

KEK

>>2373780
Honestly feel bad lads, we worked her too hard
Has flabsuka lost it? She thinks she's relevant
finna start a gofundme page to help her

>>2373841
SmA+ck >>>> NXMEME, tubby

>>2373952
>Hoo boy.
>I hate to break it to you, anon, but only wanting oiled-up, muscled men on your wrestling show is FAR gayer.

ya insecure

>>2374000
>Cuckterposter
>is dumb-as-fuck

>>2373997
>get BTFO
>no comeback
>forced memes

>>2373952
She is a relic, she's been around forever and is the last relevant diva of that era

>poster count hasn't gone up in 10 minutes

>>2374024
>only 2 (you)s

Asorca obliterated

>>2374040
>he got 2 (You)'s

L

>>2374043
>>2374052
>2 new replies
>1 samefag
>+0 IPS

>>2374043
>>2374052
worked him HARD, inb-

>>2374109
Damn he blew himself out again

>>2373791
Hello CTR.

>>2373299
>still champion
>"now that the dust has settled"

boy ur dumb

>>2374627
dropping in 2 weeks then fading into irrelevancy. she's done

>>2374640
I can't wait until her music hits on a main roster show during WrestleMania week.

>>2374658
this, kek

>>2374658
>*crickets*
>Mania week crowds

State of the Cholo being dumb-as-fuck.

>>2374679
asgooka will pull it off

>>2374691
>got more cheers during last year's WrestleMania main event than either competitor

Just how does somebody this detached from reality manage to function?

>>2374679
flabsuka will make it happen
also ya triggered

>>2374727
absolute fabrication

>>2374658
>>2374691
This
Asorca is the GOAT at killing crowds

>>2374727
Well that's just not true