Which wrestling move describes your sex life?
>>2372158
>Zigzag
Because I think I'm going to set some and then I don't.
>>2372158
The Go-To-Sleep. Because roofies
Schoolboy
The Worm
>>2372158
The Small Package
>>2372158
Rock Bottom, because I can only get crack whores.
Five Knuckle Shuffle.
Wristlock
Anaconda vice
>>2372177
This for me as well.
>>2372158
Chokeslam.
Nothing wrong with gripping her from behind to keep her head up and back straight.
The Sweet Chin Music because I always finish on bretcucks chin
>>2372158
Sleeperhold because I'm a wwedrone who suffers from erectile dysfunction
Phenomenal elbow
Mr socko
Tombstone Piledriver
Because the likelihood of me getting a sex-life can rest in peace.
>>2372221
well at least your honest
stink face
The Shining Wizard because I just turned 30
The 619 without the one in the middle ;)
>>2372265
epic simply epic
>>2372158
K
Dirty deeds desu senpai
The Bullhammer because I'm a cuck
>>2372158
The Shattered Dreams because I have no sex life and life itself is kicking me in the nuts on a daily basis.
Suicide Dive
The You Can't See Me because I am an invisible nobody who will never have sex
cattle mutiliation
>>2372158
Asian mist because my gf pees on me
attitude adjustment
The Styles Clash
Flying Nothing.
Moneyshot
>>2372158
End of Days.
Because im going to off myself for not being able to get laid at 28.
the sharpshooter
Spear
One-man Con-chair-to
>>2372158
The modified Blue Thunder Bomb
Finger poke of doom
>>2372158
Rock Bottom?
>>2372158
>Shinning Wizard.
Self-explanatory.
big splash
diving bulldog
corkscrew
body avalanche
vertical press
when mami wont give me head rest I put her to bed quick with the destino
no laughing matter
The Jackhammer
>>2372158
HELL YEA OP! that's definitely my sex life. Naomi doin the "flying butt scissors"
Octopus stretch
>>2372261
Kek
>>2372158
sweet chin music
>>2372158
Mr. Socko
>>2372935
Mr Socko
>>2372158
Dirty Deeds
Bronco buster
unprettier
>>2372158
six second ride
sometimes I pay a prostitute to yell SUPER DRAGON while I jack off and then hit a Barry White Driver on her while I climax.
Man this thread was depressing, I really feel bad for most of you
Pedigree because I only fuck higher class individuals
The wasteland
Rock Bottom
Jawbreaker
The Bitter End