>BREAKING NEWS AJ STYLES FIRED/RELEASED FROM WWE

And no dimes were lost in the firing of this midcarder

are you being worked or am i being worked right now

>>2367864
This

>>2367900
It's legit didn't you see the police escort him out of the arena?

>>2367863
This muh conspiracy storyline has been recycled to death in pro wrestling.

If Shane gets killed at mania, does Dbry get promoted to head of Smackdown?

>>2367914
Steph takes over

>>2367944
>Shane gets killed by AJ
>Steph loves seeing her brother die so she drafts AJ to Raw
You know it will happen

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>getting so worked you worked yourself into a shoot them back to a work again

>Steph will hire AJ
>then immediately gets fed to the Big Dog after getting the title of Lesnar post raw
BASED

>have tickets to sunday's wwe live
>first time being there
>styles drops out
>was going to fight john cena
this better not be shoot

>http://www.wwe.com/superstars
>Alumni

>>2367984
>it's true
this better be a work

>>2367981
>spend money to see john cena fight
>only guy he was lined up to fight gets fired less than a week beforehand
>cena shows up and just talks for a while


also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dIUc9VXeWk
LOOK AT HOW ABSOLUTE WORK THIS LOOKS

AJetty deserves to be on the A show and not stuck with the midcard 0 dimers in cuckdown live.

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>>2367863
Well then.

WHAT THE FUCK DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS BROS SMACKDOWN WAS MEANT TO WIN THIS WAR
US SMACKLADS JUST LOST THE ONLY THING WE HAD GOING FOR US

>>2368020
>Akeem
>is a white man
what the fuck?

>>2368020
jesus christ look at bam bam's shoulders

>>2368026
South Africa is mostly white. You been living under a rock?

But yeah that's the joke though.

>>2367996
>aj wearing a shirt with PI on it
>on 3/14
kek

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jej

Styles to Raw.
FinnBae to smackdown.

>>2367863
WORKED

>>2367863
So arson gives you a main event match, but assault gets you fired? I would really like some story consistency.

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>>2367956

Only Based Big Dawg could work somebody like that!

Same as what happened when Dolph, Cryback and Erick "The Vintner" Rowan were "fired". They even moved their pictures to the "Alumni" section.

>>2367956
>>2368368
Roman becomes likable if I see him as Pepe.

>>2367864
>>2367902
>anti-smarklet /wwe/ babbies THIS mad

WHAT'S PJ TRENDS IS DOING IN IMPACT ZONE?!

>>2367903

lol

>>2367984
That's honestly a great detail by WWE. Pleasantly surprised by WWE, they normally don't try this hard.

>>2367900
Are you really this stupid?

>>2368032
But he's not from South Africa, he's from deepest darkest Africa

>>2367996
No man, it's real, some cameraman just happened to forget a hooked up camera inside the car.

Said cameraman was also fired for being a fucking retard, even though his footage came in handy.

>>2368490
Nah, they do it every time someone gets storyline fired

>>2368537
>deep
>not south

I mean, do you call south the top and north the deepest parts?

>>2368629
the deep is the centre you truncheon

>>2368532

i used to be able to take everything "hurr durr just acting retarded" as satire on this website, as is appropriate. however since about 2009 i can unfortunately believe threads like this are being posted in earnest.

>>2368896
[citation needed]

BASED MIZ PROVEN RIGHT AGAIN

Bryan finally became The Authority he fought against

>>2367864
I lost dimes on your mom

>>2367863
If this is all an elaborate ruse to get AJ on Raw I'm going to be so pissed.