RAW GAMETHREAD #3

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>RAM is so boring the gamethreads are moving at a snails pace

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Hi! It's me Joe Lafave!

Just got home what happened so far?

>>2362467
it's Raw. Nothing happened.

>>2362452
Damn, so the Big Show is alive & well in the far future?

Well we're fucked.

>>2362467
McCuckley has to fire someone...

Nothing else of value.

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¡GIVE ME FINN NOW!

>>2362467
>someone is getting fired
>Dana face turn
>Joe and KO killed Sami and Jericho

>>2362484
>Finn comes back
>gets feed to Beeg Dawg
>Roman looks strong
Book it for raw!

The magic killer is such a shit name...

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TWO SWEET ME HOOTSKIS

when Undertake face the mountain among men, braun strowman?

BASED HARDBODY MAHAL WHEN?

Byron's god damn socks.

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>>2362484
>your finn

>1 1/2 hours in already and barely on thread 3
Has raw been absolute shit tonight?

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>>2362491
I wouldn't mind. AJ gave Roman a great match, and vince is forever grateful.

>>2362500
Never. We need room for the Beeg dawg

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SOMEONE TOO SWEET ME BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

LMAO WWE took out the Roman sucks chants.

Get ready for the streak to die again

>Based Braun buried and booked like a bitch just to put over Roman

Fuck this company

>keeping the boos in the recap
Heel turn confirmed

>>2362507

What is Finn doing? Why is acting like a fruity la-la cake boy?

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>>2362513

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>>2362513
Too sweet babe

BASED BIG DOG

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>>2362520
making fun of jericho

>>2362520
>he stole jericho's scarf and was acting natural

>>2362520
Because he is one, you nunce.

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Would you?

>>2362514
Are we watching the same thing? Sure the chants weren't there but the boos were clear as day.
>>2362520
Finn was making fun of Jericho. He does that with wrestlers for fun sometime. He dressed up like Bailey once.

WHOS LOVES THE VEINS OF HARDBODY MAHAL?

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>>2362520
>acting like
Darren Young will be fired soon and he can't blame homophobia

>>2362533
Whoever pulled me out would crowned king arthur desu

>>2362517
https://youtu.be/kAByGHSSXiQ

TOO SWEETS

NERD FOLEY BTFO

>>2362539
that nigger is a fruitcake

>>2362536
I guess you don't remember how loud the Roman sucks chants were when Roman confronted Taker. They weren't just booing while the two stared at each other. WWE clearly removed the chants entirely for that replay.

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NERDS BTFO

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>It's a mick foley screams at everyone RAW

>wasting AJ in a match with Shane

Did I miss smackdown? When did AJ confront Shane?

Why is it so hard for foley to fire someone? And also what is the kayfabe reason for cole being behind the scenes at smackdown?

>>2362529
house shows are weird

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HARDBODY MAHAL

>>2362550

Talking Smack I think

hehe time for big dog

>4 opponents
>Triple threat

Foley needs help

BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG BASED BIG DOG

NERD

ALLAHU AKBAR

I'M GUNNA CHANGE THUH QUATION

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Who /GONNGGGG/ here ?

#FireFoley

PRAISE ALLAH HARD BODY MAHAL IS READY FOR JIHAD

BASED HARD BODY MAHAL ABOUT TO PIN ROMAN CLEAN

>>2362554
UUUUUURRRRNNNNSSSS

>>2362550
was at MSG house show

>>2362558
it's a tag team triple threat dipshit

>>2362558
4 opponents
3 tag teams

learn math

That Indian needs to fuck off somewhere with those nasty ass veins

BASED VEINS OF MAHAL.

>>2362558

>2x2=4

they're not facing themselves too, anon

I wonder what Roman would be like if Big Scripts Ward got a hold of him

What the fuck is Jinder right now?

Hope this $300 check is worth it Mahal

So what was that, they started talking about Braun, and then just changed over to Roman without finsihing with talking about Braun? why are they burying him bros?

I really think this ex-member of the 3 Man Band has a chance to win!

>>2362568
Shit. I'm guess there's no footage of that?

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WHO /bigdog/ HERE

LE BONG

ROMAN REIGNS = GOAT

The only thing bigger than Hard Body Mahal's veins is his drawing capability

>>2362580
He's whipping Roman's ass

Jinder and Titus should team up and become a monster heel team.

GONNNGGGGG

Based GONGERTAKER

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>It's a Sheamus and Cesaro are fighting for the tag titles at WM just so Cesaro can take the pin

BASED VEINS OF MAHAL TAKE THE POWER OF ALLAH ALLAHU AKBAR ROMAN CLEAN

Jinder's pretty good, desu

>>2362577
A jobber

>Let's go Jinder

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Is Jinder leaving humanity behind?

>>2362583

There's only one big dawg friend

>>2362581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeJqwaBoRhA

>teasing with the Undertaker distraction even though Roman will still win

Wow Jinder is awesome...

Sucks he's gonna job to roman.

MUSLIMS HATE DOGS

Will Jinder be bigger than Hassan?

R-Truth should come out during the Reigns match carrying Paul Bearers urn and ask the Ref to cash in the Urn against Roman Reigns TONIGHT!!! so he can get the Undertaker 1 on 1 at Wrestlemania, Takers gong would come out and chokeslam Reigns and point to the Wrestlemania sign while looking at Truth then R-Truth would pick up the urn and control Taker making him rap his theme song on the way out.

BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LETS GO ROMAN CHANTS
HUGE POP

BIG VEINS MAHAL OVER AS FUCK

>>2362589
Would be fitting
We need more tag teams

JINDER

CONFIRMED

HINDERED

HARDBODY MAHAL IS A DRAW

ebin big dog performance

fucking ebin

I hate how lazily he does the superman punch now

They were awesome back when the Shield was still together

POOR JINDER

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

Why is Roman allowed to closed fist punch people in the face just because he does a gay little jump when he does it?

>Wrestler stars at the WM symbol like it is God
why?

"HARD BODY" "NATTY" MAHAL PUTTING ROMAN'S FACE WHERE IT BELONGS

>>2362610
Don't Hinder the Jinder.

Why is RAM so shit? I can't wait for Smackdown tomorrow.

>commercial
Fuck you Raw

B A S E D
I O
G G

panic

Wtf commercial break

BIG VEINS MAHAL CANT PUT THE ROMAN SNEAKERS.

I refuse to believe WWE isn't adding cheers for roman.

>start cutting a promo
>cut to commercial
Wtf

>>2362614
He didn't start doing the SM punch until the very end of The Shield's run. It was a jumping clothesline before, which did look much cooler.

roman reigns is better than the rock on the mic now

>commercial
fuck you

>>2362623
BASED BIG AOG

>Commercial break
Why?

ramen so shit they have to cut to commercial

>So undercarder come out like a man
>commercial
Literally no dimes between the both of them.

>>2362633
To save us from having to hear Roman talk

>>2362620

Fuck (YOU)

>Your Choices
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL COMERCIALS...
RAW IS SHIT.

Fucking capitalist fucks and their commercials

I DON WANT YOUR FUCKING SHAMPOO!

>>2362627
Its just the woman and kids in the crowd its funny how much deeper sounding the roman sucks chants are to the lets go romans.

>>2362633
>>2362631
Because they know he'll get booed through the promo, can't have that on tv

I was fine with Roman burying the league of nations
I accepted the burial of based Ruru
I didn't mind Braun's clean defeat

But this is going over the line, godmode Hard Body Mahal should take at least 3 finishers to pin

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>>2362585
MAH NIGGA

>commercial
holy fuck , Dunn is so based

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>>2362630

>There are people in this thread mad about the based commercial break saving us from boreman lames on the mic

>>2362623
BASED IO GG

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This is fucking terrible. Post DIVAS

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>>2362637

>>2362577
A BASED HARDBODY MUSLIM WITH BASED VEINS.

>>2362620
Steph is a terrible booker and Vince is beyond senile now. Shane books a pretty good Smackdown and Haitch does good with NXT, When Vince dies Haitch will probably make RAW great again.

IT'S HBK!!!!!!!!

>Back from commercials
>Undercarder still doesn't shows up

Why are Romarks the most whinny and obnoxious fanbase? I don't even hate the guy, but you fat neets piss me the fuck off

H B K
B
K

>HBK here to shill something else

WHAT

SHAWN MAGGLES!?!?!?!?

Honestly did not see that coming

So was Roman just walking back and forth there for 3+ minutes?

HBK looks like he doesn't want to be here, kek

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>HBgay

What is happening on Raw?!

HBGAYYYY

>HBGay
kek

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>>2362651

>hbgay about to get BTFO by based big dog

GOAT

THEY THINK I'M CUTE

why the fuck is this even happening

NO POP HEARTBREAK KID

>Roman
>Carder
>HBGAY
Literally no dimes.

>"Roman! Did you go and see the Resurrection of Gavin Stone in theaters?"
>"Nah"
>*sweetchinmusic*

>>2362666
DELET

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>Le undercarder was my toughest opponent promo incoming

>>2362674
Romans heel turn incoming

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Fuck off Shawn

Fucking cringe

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>Roman thinking to himself "oh this is what it's like to draw dimes"

BASED BIG

DOG
O
G

hope he kicks him in the fucking face. marking the fuck out

> that gay look Roman gave Shawn
I cant stop laughing

ITS HEEL TURNIN TIME

>It goes without saying detroit loves you

>Says it.

>>2362664
>So was Roman just walking back and forth there for 3+ minutes?
Yes. It's really weird. WWE just show commercials to the crowd.

FUCK

I thought undertaker was here so i call my dad in BUT NO

ITS SHAWN MIACHELS AIR HUMPING TO "IM JUST A SEXY BOY" AND HE JUST LAUGHS AND WINKS AT ME

FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE

i have never seen a show so desperate

this is kind of sad

>it's the annual "retired wrestlers come to the ring and point to the wrestlemania sign"

>>2362672
I KNOW IM CUTE

>seemingly uneventful Monday morning, Vince arrives at Raw's venue
>several people gathered in the meeting room, including Stephanie and Hunter, looking tense
>"What's going on?"
>Shane stands up, visibly sweating like always
>"Dad, it's...it's a ghost. A ghost from your past."
>"Oh God," says Vince, thinking fast. "Is it the feminists? Did they find the footage of Trish barking like a dog? Are they on the Twitter?"
>"No, dad. It's Turner. Ted Turner."
>"He's dead?" Vince hooks his thumbs into his suspenders, trying to look serious and hiding his glee. "Hmmph. Shame. So, uh...how'd he go?"
>"No, dad, he's not dead. He's..."
>Shane looks at Stephanie, who looks at Hunter, who looks at Big Show, who's there for some reason.
>"He's invested thirty million dollars in a new promotion. He's got a time slot on TNT, and..."
>"And?" says Vince, the hair on the back of his neck standing on end.
>"He's got Punk on board, and...and Styles. He just refused our contract extension. And he's got...Christ, dad, he's got Omega and the Bucks. He's got Ricochet, too, and Bryan keeps turning down new contract offers, so we think he's going, too. And we think Ring of Honor and New Japan have some kind of deal worked out with him. And, dad..."
>"What? What is it?! Who else?!"
>"He's got...he's got Hardy."
>"Dear God...it's happening again. What's the time slot? When is it, damn it!?"
>"...Monday nights."

How hard would you mark?

>>2362694

kek

Please kick the fuck outta Roman

THE LUNATIC FRENCH WAS RIGHT LMAO

>hbgay and ramen in the same ring

Lowest ratings ever. Probably under a million

>>2362682
Who

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>>2362651
>Post DIVAS
Thought it said ass...

BASED SHAWN ABOUT TO BURY THE LITTLE PUG

WHY ROMAN WILL BE FACE UNDERTAKER ON WM? WHAT ARE THE REASONS?
THE SNEAKERS OR THE YARD?

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>Raw manages to make hbk look bad on the mic

NO DIMES HBK
NO DIMES HBK

>sending out HBK instead of Mick to yell at Roman about how DANGEROUS his opponent is

>>2362691
I really think he could be a decent heel, the crowd already wants to boo, tell em to fuck off and go with it

WHAT IS DIMES DRAWING?

>>2362694
KEK

>>2362704
Satchel ass

>Undertaker living rent free in Big Dog's head
I knew you fucking posted here, Michaels.

>>2362698
its cruel this isnt real

>Roman if you want to beat the Undertaker, you'll need to have zero fear

Heel turn right?

>LIVING INSIDE YOUR HEAD RENT FREE

>>2362694
>AND WINKS AT ME

lol wtf

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Roman is so shit on the mic jesus

He even makes Shawn look bad

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>>2362651

RENT FREE

>Taker living in Roman's head rent free

Did Roman cut himself shaving?

Is he related to Seth Freakin Rollins?

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>>2362723

wew

>another /asp/ lurker wwe writer adding asp memes into his lines

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>this '''''''''''''promo'''''''''''''

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Cringing

>with all due respect

ruined a great line, goddamnit

>pyf when you realize it's Sean whose footprints were next to yours in the sand

>your the big dog and this is your yard
>Immediate boos
>HBK: "I'm on your side"
>Low boos
What did the crowd mean by this

>With all due respect
>With all due respect
>With all due respect
>With all due respect
Is that the only like he knows?

Is Roman really supposed to go over on the Taker?

WHAT WAS THE POINT

THAT FUCKING BUMP

BRAUN WITH THE GUTTERBALL!

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>THAT BUMP ROMAN TOOK

HE WENT FLYING LMFAO

Holy fuck that sell, a based fucking big dog

>DX 2.0 with Reigns

BBD WORKING THE SHAWN

BASED STROWMAN

THANK YOU BRAUN

BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN BASED BIG DOG BRAUN

Big Dog Dead. Press F to pay respects

Thank You Strowman

King of the new Giants

Oh shit I think Ramen is legit hurt

BASED BRAUN
A
S
E
D

B
R
A
U
N

>THANK YOU STROWMAN

LEL

THANK YOU STROWMAN

THAT HIT

LMAO

Roman sold the shit out of that and I hate roman

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Strongman just saved this shit

>THANK YOU STROWMAM
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

>THANK YOU STROWMAN
Mighty Mutt BTFO

THANK YOU STROWMAN.

BASED BRAUN

>Thankyou stroman
>get three chants out
>censor the crowd

BASED BIGGER DOG SHOWING THAT HE OWNS THE DEED

Braun our guy

BASED FUCKIN BRAUN

>THANK YOU STROWMAN
>Crowd is muted
what did wwe mean by this

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BBDWTS

>brawn injuries Roman
>Roman out for a year
Is this the beginning of the raw revival?

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God damn Braun!

>thank you strowman
how fuckin predictable can RAM crowds get?

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HE'S FUCKING DEAD

Oh foley is gonna fire himself

>>2362753
==F==

RAW crowds are pure cancer

>>2362772
Only ones getting worked are romarks. Based Braun BTFOing all the manlets

BASED BIG BRAUN WORKING THE ROMARKS

Get over it smarks. Old man Taker is going to be retired. Enjoy the next decade of the Roman Empire.

That was great selling at first, but I'm not sure he didn't seriously hit one of those metal supports with his shoulder or the back of his head

Goddamn

>>2362772
Hi Trip!

>roman is so good they have to replay his bump twice within a minute

great bump though i don't think roman had a choice on how to take it lel

Ducking shot he is not dead

>>2362778
I hope...I hope he fires Steph.

Fuck all scenes with Steph.

Mick fires himself

Angle comes in later

>>2362772
Based Big Dog Working Himself Into A Concussion

who says Mick Quits instead of firing someone.

Inb4 Foley fires himself.

>>2362742
Flair did the same thing HBK just did when HHH called out Sting with that "He's in your head" pep talk... Vince does this shit for cheap "surprise" pops during WM season.

Those socks, though.

>>2362794
Its pretty obvious either he fires himself or he doesnt pick and steph fires him. Either way this is the end

>Steph threatens to fire Zzzayn
>Titus is acknowledged as the irrelevant piece of shit he is
>Shawnetty gets buried
>The big dog gets BTFO
Good raw

>>2362772
ban evasion

So foley is getting let go tonight.
Print this

>>2362775
predictable? the only ones who like roman are women and little kids. grow the fuck up you manchild

>Foley quits
>HBK is there at the end of the night
>HBK new commissioner

>>2362790
Perfect

>Foley fires 'taker

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>Roman sucks so bad that Vince has to get HBK to come to RAW to help get him over

>HBK comes out and completely blows the entire segment

>top heel on RAW comes out and gets cheered when he takes out Rowman

Mick fires himself or steph

>>2362803
It's going to be Angle

Foley is taking time off for hip surgery so it has to be himself.

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>Ram still has an hour left

Based Frankie Teardrop the music for this feud

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>>2362806
JUST

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>>2362799
>>The big dog gets BTFO
That's when rating started going back up

BASED A DOUBLE

NOT A GOOD PACKAGE
NOT A BAD PACKAGE
ITS THE PACKAGE

>>2362794
>>2362795
He's only gonna have a nervous breakdown afterwards then come back as Cactus Jack and/or Mankind.

It feels like they've been teasing this for awhile now.

>inb4 Foley gets fired and becomes leader of the Wyatts later on

Just look at the beard and cuntry lookin' haircut

>>2362810
What's even left? Austin Aries and and Nia jax?

Fuck this the 205 LIVE is getting more interesting than RAW

Based big package AA

>>2362816
I thought they were gonna give him time off for a surgery and based Angle is gonna replace him.

>>2362814
Based Big Ratings Braun

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>>2362803
>Implying pic related won't be the new GM

>>2362816
Didnt he have hip replacement surgery? He walks all fucked up. What makes you think he'd go back into the ring? I highly doubt he can hang.

WRESTLEMANIA RIDE ON DISNEYLAND WHEN?

>The Cruiserweight match is the one I'm most looking forward to at Wrestlemania
Damn this is pathetic

GIB ME DUH GREEN LITE

At least based AA is next, then I can go to bed

why the fuck can't they show metalik on raw or something

So /asp/ why isn't raw only 2 hours?

>>2362833
money

>>2362833
They would lose money

>>2362819
yeah, about an hour of flippy shit is way more bearable than 3 hours of drawn out shit like long promos and matches that settle nothing (like the tag match)

>>2362826
>Enzo Amore : the roller coaster

>>2362832
They should give Metalik and Cien Almas to Smack, let them form Los Ingobernables de America

>>2362824
Would mark.

>>2362833
Would you rather lose money or viewers?

>>2362824
It'd only work if Christian was his assistant.

>>2362833
Vince and his MUH 3 HOUR A SHOW. Even though everyone knows how shit it is because it smells like old man

>>2362833
They did the Supershow a few years back and thought it was a good idea to do it every night.

>>2362842
needs to happen, sin cara would be a good fit too.

>>2362841

>One quick climb
>a very fast fall
>the rest is bumpy and unenjoyable

>>2362698
>and he's got this belt dad, this huge belt that's all...gold and heavy-looking. people are saying it looks better than ours and I don't know what we can do to stop this
>No! No belt looks better! It's ok we'll just fight him off like we did before. We'll push that um, that little Enzo guy. He can be our new Stone Cold.
>Dad I don't think that's gonna work
>No! Better yet, we'll get the actual Stone Cold to come back and push him to the moon!
>Dad he's 57 years old I don't think
>It's what the fans want, Shane! We'll have Stone Cold in one corner and the bones of the Ultimate Warrior in the other, and you and your mother backing each of them. Then I'll come out with Kevin Nash, he's still real big right? Yeah, then old Ted won't stand a chance!

>>2362836
>>2362839
so why not 4 hours?

>>2362833
Ad revenue

BASED BIG PACKAGE AUSTIN ARIES

>>2362856
USA network isn't that hungry to fill time

>>2362856
they would if offered guaranteed

Will Aries ever be given the main strap? Can he be the new Daniel Bryan?

>not 100 seconds ad spots like in the NFL

>>2362862
...the Cruiserweight championship?

>>2362862
No, he's already getting past his prime
He doesn't play that type of character

>>2362864

No, the strap that actually matters.

Is Daivari the guy who was with Mohammad Hasaan?

>>2362862
Doubt he'll ever get a main title shot, which honestly is better because it elevates the cwc

>Dead crowd
The state of manletweight "division"

>>2362862
>Will Aries ever be given the main strap?
No, never.

He will have to settle for the memeweight title of US and IC titles at best.

>>2362871
Nah, that was Kosrow Daivari.

Areis seems kinda meh in the ring.

His transitions between moves aren't very fluid.

>>2362869
The IWGP Championship?

>>2362862
I'd love to see an Aries/Roode tag title run

HE'S GOT A BICYCLE

>>2362876
ring rust im guessing

I like the rolling elbow

We need more stiff strikes and less flashy flippy shit

>Davairi grabbing a handful of bootycheek after that suicide dive

>>2362887
This is why my Dad thinks I'm gay...

anyone see aries fucking throw that dude on his head

BASED AA

So where is the new thread? The only active one is that Becky Lynch autism thread.

>>2362885
"AA" battery

>>2362892
Based Double A killing jobbers

>>2362894
Idk man. You have a computer.

Austin no pops Aries.

Proof Chicago is full of nothing but smarks.

>>2362891
You are gay

where's goldberg? where's the champ of the show? why is he not there? if cena was the champ, he'd be there.

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>>2362891
How did you like that New Day Segment

>>2362901
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>>2362901

>Oldberg won't let the title during the F5

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>>2362902
Expecting to think anything not Roman is a champ

>>2362904
FUCK YOU

>>2362655
I watched an interview with a writer from the attitude era. He said part of the reason they stuck Shane in the basement with the Web team is he had seriously fucking out there ideas about storylines.

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