RAW GAMETHREAD #2

1st for tegro gjrs

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>>2362024
>RAM

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RAM a shit

1st for senor jor

How's Raw been so far? I've been having trouble getting a stream that works so if it's been shit I'll just give up.

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>>2362041
This. Fuck this show so hard.

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When's he coming back?

>>2362024

Pizza Steve never drew a dime

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>Not even an hour in

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Tucker please hurry up

>>2362055
Never

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PLEASE COME BACK ;(((

>>2362049
Shit, as usual

did raw start an hour before it usually starts?

FAT OWENS FAT

JUST TUNED IN DID I MISS THE BIG DOG??

>2362049
Its a mixed bag. The opening Lesnar/Heyman promo was ass and the wimminz match was meh but the cruisers were ok and fired up the crowd.

I really hope the broken hardys make an appearance at wrestlemania, the raw tag team division isn't strong enough to beat bullet club, broken hardys will be minutes away and have been tweeting at gallows and anderson regarding the titles.

>>2362049
>Dana jobbed to Mrs. Ed and turned face
>Foley's probably gonna go away after tonight.
>Cruiserweights had a match I guess. Wasn't anything interesting or impressive.

About what you'd expect for Raw really.

>>2362066
daylight savings

>>2362066
Did you update your clock, anon?

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1. King Booker
2. Gedo
3. Superdragon
3. Gabe
powah gap
98. Smackdown crew
99. Delirious
power gap
9998. Raw crew
99999. J a double r e double t

ARE YOU GAY

>>2362066
>4 hour Raw
Can you imagine such a horror?

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NIGGER

>racist with his own shirt and spotlight promo

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK DRUMPF

>>2362085
What did he mean by this?

>>2362050
What was his gameplan?

>>2362084
remember raw talk?

>>2362024
This is the worst Ram in history. Nobody can defend this.

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>tfw no friends will put me on their hitlist

kevin owens is samoazied and joe is bleached.


is ko still "FAT" to you guys? whata bout joe? less intimdating?

>>2362085
>>2362087
Can someone give me a quick rundown

Batista did this six years ago

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>>2362066
>staying up until 4am to watch children's televison in yurope

do the bretcuck

do the bretcuck

kev no

>That gut

>>2362091
I only watch the superior Talking Smack. Stopped watching ever since Bayley botched her whole segment. What happened?

>>2362066
>the state of europoors

>>2362098
EDDIE IS DEAD

>>2362095
Samoans are lard asses by nature, KO has no excuses

>>2362076

>>Foley's probably gonna go away after tonight.

Please let this be true.

>Not caning Dewey and disowning Noelle.

Unforgivable.

>>2362076
Mrs. Ed?

>>2362096
>Brock and Heyman gave some shitty 10 minute promo that Goldberg wasn't even there to respond to
>Horse beat Dana in a singles match
>Dana then turns face and attacks Charlotte, probably setting up a feud between the two after Mania
>Some boring manlet division stuff

>>2362112
Horseface sasha

Give this to KO

He knows how to avoid being WHAT'd

Seems like Vince is the only one who knows to just keep talking

What did I miss lads?

I thought it started an hour later

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS DISCORD MEME?

>>2362118
crusierweights

what's kevin owens and samoa joe's tag team name?

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>>2362112

>>2362115
I'm missing something i guess, what reason is her nick name mrs. Ed

[FAT MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

These two are the reincarnate of Natural Disasters.

>mfw /asp/ predicted this like a month ago

>>2362117

The only promos that get What chants are when the crowd is bored or it's a shitty promo.

>>2362122
We Bare Bears

>>2362122
2 Skinny Black Guys

>>2362120
it's dead now anyway

>>2362122
eat samo

based kev steamrolling those goldberg chants

>>2362129
Are you me? Are on the discord?

Fat guys team

>>2362120
People unironically get together to shitpost even more

>>2362120
It's a FBI honeypot

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>>2362124
Mr Ed the horse you dense daft dingus

>>2362124
Mr. Ed was a famous TV horse from like the 60's/70's.

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>>2362127


Who the fuck is following around smoa jo with a tuba?

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>>2362122

Samowens

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>>2362122
Samowens

>kevin owens entrance, commercial break, short promo, samoa joe entrance, commercial break

>>2362131
I want to reply that heels get WHAT chants no matter what but maybe the scripts have just never been good

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>mfw mick swerves steph and fires kevin dunn and become the eternal face god hardcore legend

>>2362122
Fat Owens Fat

>>2362145
>>2362144
Well fuck me i guess I'm just an uncultured prick

>>2362050
I hear that.

>>2362122
Opera's Book Club

what is sami's gimmick?

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>>2362132
That show is based

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THEY'RE FUCKING FAT

>>2362156
gotta brush up on that ancient american media. never know when you'll go on jeopardy.

>>2362162
Mudslime that's just happy he hasn't been deported yet

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http://www.wwe.com/polls/favorite-undertaker-wrestlemania-match

Need to vote for CM punk to troll wwe

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What would you call the team of Joe and Owens?

>>2362162
Ska jobber.

>>2362162
what's roman's gimmick?

>>2362122
#teamfatass

>>2362164
>lelddit the show
>based
Choose one

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>>2362162
skanking muslim cabbie

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>>2362122
fat boyz

based graves

>>2362174
Jowens Arena

>Saxton trying to spin Jericho's distraction at Fastlane into being Kevin being beat fair

>>2362174
oh, I missed this post
>>2362122

why the fuck are detroit crowds always so good

is it the niggers?

>>2362168
True that, noted

JeriGOAT over as fuck

>>2362190
Detroit sucks so they learn to appreciate things

WTF I LOVE FAT PEOPLE NOW

>>2362194
as usual

>>2362180
You're so cool and edgy by arbitrarily deciding a show is Reddit and thus choose not to watch it. Well memed!

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>>2362164
EXTRA THICK

>>2362174
Better in ROH

>>2362177
He treats his arm as a penis the whole match.

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>tfw no prime joe in wwe

Real pain?

>>2362177
Lex Luger III

>>2362206
Where did TNA go so wrong?

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>>2362201
>This damage control
Sad!

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Why doesnt joe wear a shirt or a singlet? His tits are gross.

>>2362177
to wear protective vest and act like the shield is still a thing to cover up his ugly ass torso

>>2362190

Blacks never go. It's downriver white trash.

>>2362211
Hogan

>>2362156
i can understand given its age but JBL references mr. ed at least once a broadcast.

>>2362211
>>2362219
*Dixie Carter

>>2362211
>Wasting talent
>Dixie Carter
>Hogan

And that's only the tip

>>2362206
TOPE SUICIDA

>>2362212
?

I want to see Owens do the pop-up powerbomb into Joe's sleeper hold

Oh right Jericho is US champ

Could they at least give the hits a little bit of impact?

>>2362220
I barely ever watch either show, just had the night off and figured I'd do my monthly view that I'm half interested in. Besides I usually don't watch the women shit

>Steph wants to fire Sami

wtf I love Stephanie now

BASED STEPH WANTING SAMI ZZZAYN FIRED

>you have a lot on your plate

THAT'S A FAT JOKE

Can we fire RAW for lackluster performance these past couple months

sami is an underperformer

>Be a monster heel
>Instead of going out and beating the ass of the bitch you hate, you bitch to management
>Meanwhile on the A+ show, your heel crushes the champ under a fucking forklift just to send a message like an alpha

Fuck Rams writing

Steps has really been trying to get in Mick's pants the last couple weeks

Nia's kind of cute

What were they chanting?

>Bring it to the Table
I thought they cancelled that

Last week
>Come to my office if you want to have a nice day Mick

is that why she's being so nice to him? He facefuck her of something?

>>2362235
>>2362236
>liking Steph ever
Man, you people have no taste

>>2362216
Oh shit does he have weird nips or something?

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>>2362212

>he uses buzzwords without even know what they mean

here's a nep, stop breathing

>>2362246
>PLEASE HAVE SEX!
>PLEASE HAVE SEX!

It came out of nowhere desu

>>2362242
>corbin
>heel

you got it all wrong

>>2362245
She's an obease pig...

>Bring it to the Table
>a "debate" show that's just spouting the company line

Why?

what's with all the food adverts?

>>2362253
>crush a nigga and beat up manlets
>not a villain
por que?

>>2362253
Corbin a good boy! He dindu nuffin

>>2362254
>obease

>>2362024
Who /high as shit/ here?

So high on Alaskan thunderfuck I can't even see straight lmfao

>>2362257
it was one of their more insulting shows in a while

>>2362177
Somoan Badass Big Dog Owner of the Yard

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Forgot daylight savings changes and missed 1st hour

Only cruisercuck shit missed

>mfw

>Bring it to the Table

Is this a Ryback reference?

>>2362254
Shit phone autocorrected it to the incorrect spelling.

i want to pee out my bedroom window

>>2362260
American TV

>>2362177
record high revenue roman
the guy who bailed out vince and turned him into a billionaire again after cm punk and daniel bryan caused him to lose his billionaire status

>for the universal championship
Do house shows have their own canon?

>Gyno

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>>2362275
I know that feel.

HGH mahal looking vascular as fuck

HARDBODY MAHAL YESSSSSSS

When did Jinder get so roided up

Why would they just randomly fire someone before Wrestlemania?

Jinder was considered main event talent once upon a time kek

>Ramen vs Jinder

I can't do it lads.

This is fucking terrible already

Jinder is ridiculously veiny.

>>2362261
>>2362262
he's just a regular guy sick of the bullshit

>anon's dad walks in

>New Day
>Anon's Dad walks in

PAJEET DREAM MATCH INCOMING THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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Hi, while this gamethread is happening I'd like to introduce you to the word of DeanGOD:

>ran out bretcuck
>ran out triphammer
>ran out blwg
>ran out phg
>ran out ryder club autists
>ran out biff andreas
>ran out beato
>ran out bryanfag
>ran out randyfag
>ran out zayn/owens mark
>ran out the rest of skypeclu

Why haven't you prayed to him yet?

>Using PSVue
>Every time Crackle commercials come on it's censored

>>2362224
MAMA
AMAM
MAMA
AMAM

MIA
AIM
IAM

Oh no, not these faggots again.

I hope Jinder doesn't explode

Anon's dad comes in

>>2362250
google it, he has like b cups and a square body

>>2362278

Vince did that to himself by overselling the Network and it just now got to the break even point.

Time to take antihistamines and wait for based Smackdown

>>2362290
Either way, he's way better than anyone on the Raw roster. Baron better win the strap at Wrestlemania

>the new day segment

FUCK OFF GUYS MY DAD JUST ENTERED THE ROOM

>>2362294
You did maybe two of these, Deancuck.

>>2362295
ha, how do you know its crackle though if its censored?

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>>2362260

>Confirmed for hating Georgia Gold KFC.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>I miss that fat euro fuck that would post all the disgusting europoor shit he'd cram down his gullet during WWE events.

>>2362294

because this board is shit and being the king of retards still makes you a retard

lel, Big Show stuck in battle royal

I am so sick of these faggots.

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my dad just teleported into my room

>>2362288
Come on jinder! Do it for the poos rasslin in the streets who idolize you

I'm stoned as fuck. What's even happening?

Seriously guys I need know why/if Roman has a messed up torso

>another terrible new day segment
When will New Day go heel again. This is awful...

>>2362309
Because I've seen the commercial before

This is going to lead to beeg getting mad

i wish big show would go back to being the giant

BASED FUCKING TITUS

JESUS CHRIST I FUCKING HATE NEW GAY FUCK

this is awful

>The evolution of man from left to right

Oh look, it's that old ass nigger Titus.

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>Titus O'Neil

What is transpiring on my television screen

>>2362317
shilling for their new animated cartoon crossover movie

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WHY IS RAW SO BAD, AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO BE THE A SHOW?

>>2362317
i wish i was high...been dry for like 4 days. im DYING watching this shit show

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>this is Monday Night Raw in 2017

Titus versus Big Show

Is this main event caliber?

Kill me

this fucking sucks

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>>2362310
>tfw Georgia Gold
That shit is A+

NEW DAY KEKS

at least mark henry doesn't have to do this

;_;

>Boon revealed Firestorm to these clowns

Shame.

>I love The Jetsons
kek

Man...I like Titus...but him as a heel isn't that great.

Titus is my favorite jobber

Titus confirmed to job to Big Show tonight

Titus doesn't know there aren't black people in the jetsons

Black people like The Jetsons?

Did I just hear "sashay away"?

That's some RuPaul shit, senpai.

Please have Titus replace SHaq.

I'm literally sleeping. What happened in this segment?

>>2362340
Not as good as the Nashville Hot Chicken, in my opinion. And they need to give you more pickles. It only comes with like two.

>tfw you realize there aren't niggers in the Jetsons because they got extinct already millenia ago

>>2362352
that would be great

>>2362354
Pickles are gross

>>2362355
>extinct
Purged would be more accurate

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>>2362319

>>2362360
wtf i love hanna barbera now

>>2362359
LEAVE

>>2362359
Nigga get the fuck out

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>>2362360
ty based trump

>>2362351
>>2362351
Big E is pretty fucking gay, and I mean he is an homosexual, not that he sucks as a wrestler.

I wish there was a new redneck billionaire rasslin' fan that owned a network to create some kind of competition for Vince. He obviously doesn't give a shit about the "competition" between SD and Raw. This shit is painful to watch.

>Memenzo and Big Ass

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MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?

THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA

S A W F T

Raw is such horse shit compared to smackdown and nxt. Lmfao faggot ass rawtismos.

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>>2362319
'no'

>I need know why

the fucking state of this confirmation biased smark

KYS

>>2362365
>>2362366
I bet you consider French fries a veggie

how are these schmucks still over

>>2362373
Once orton and cena retire they'll need to change something

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>Enzo amoregay and big cuck

who /gettingsickofthispromo/ here?

>We need to fire Sami Zzzayn
>Titus ruins everything
Based RAW booking

>>2362363
AHAHAHA IT'S SO SQUARE WTF

Holy shit that honestly wasn't disappointing, thank you anon

Is Big Cass Enzo's stand?

>>2362379
>moving the goalposts
Not this time, nigga, pickles are delicious and you have shit taste

>>2362376
18+ you little faggot.

>Enzo amoregay and big cuck

Fuck

>my name is memezone a boring
>and this right here is bland ass
>and you
>CAN'T
>WAKE
>UP

>>2362378
>Vince groping the shit out of Reigns

>>2362371
Do you think he's gonna be on this season of Drag Race.

>>2362376
such effort for such shit

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>tfw sick of the CUPPA HATERS line

DUDE MERCHANDISE

SHILL THE MERCH MORE GODDAMMIT

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>these 2 still exist

who /changingthechannel/ here?

anything good on?

le cuppa haterz

I have it muted since new day

GUISE, DO YOU BELIVE THAT BASED HARDBODY MAHAL BEAT BASED BIG DOG?

So who's the face/heels in the E&C/S&C feud? Enzo comes off as a dick no matter what, and Shesaro have to put up with his shit while he hides behind Cass, but they're obviously portrayed as villains.

BADA BING BADA BOOM ONE WAY TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL ROOM

>>2362389
>>2362396
cuppa haters

>>2362401
Enzo and Big Cass

This show sucks senpai

>>2362395
That might get me to actually watch the show.

>>2362402
Fedora tipper spotted

cringing so hard right now

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can these faggots just break up already?

i prefer enzo and bob t.b.h

AYYYYY OOHHHHHH ITALIAN STEREOTYPE BADA BING BADA BOOM

>>2362407


>I'd actually like one of those coffee cups.

TURUTURUTURUTRUTURUTRR

This tag team features the 4 least charismatic people on the roster

>>2362404
Hard Body Mahal will soon become the new face of the company

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>>2362376
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>2362410
When my wife forces me to watch it, I always pretend that it's booked exactly like wrestling and I assign the cast face and heel gimmicks.

based cesaro

>>2362419
>I don't know what charisma is

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>tfw they had great spontaneous promos in nxt

>>2362422
Please leave. I don't think /asp/ is for you.

I fucking love it when Sheamus becomes pure light.

>>2362396

WTF I love .2362376 now

Cass is really being held back by enzo, hes even better on the mic in fact he's surprising good

>>2362423
Beta

If WWE could do kino like LU, Cesaro and Sheamus would be a buddy cop movie as a tag team

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>>2362427

WHEN IS CESARO GETTING PUSHED I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR LIKE 2 YEARS

Cass to SD and Enzo to 205 when???

>>2362430
Big Fat is holding himself behind

>>2362420
BASED HARDBODY MAHAL DESERVE THE ROMAN´S SNEAKERS AND FACE THE UNDERTAKER.

Are there really only 3 teams on raw

>>2362436
>getting relegated to 205 would be the ultimate burial

>>2362436
Stop trying send all your trash to Smackdown

>>2362435
when he goes to smackland

>>2362430
Enzo isn't good. He would job all the time if Cass wasn't there...and even when Cass is there he jobs.

>>2362434
>memes
Cool. Door's right here: reddit.com

>>2362435
He won the Andre the Giant thingy, that's about as good as it gets

>>2362435
I think at this point he is just happy to be there

HARDBODY MAHAL GOAT

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>>2362445

>>2362435
When Vince dies.

>>2362435
WELL, ENZO VS HO HO LUN...
THATS WILL BE A FUCKIN GREAT MATCH.

>>2362459
>>2362459
>>2362459
>>2362459

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>>2362434
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. Reddits two blocks that way

NEW THREAD
>>2362452
>>2362452
>>2362452

>>2362436
WELL, ENZO VS HO HO LUN...
THATS WILL BE A FUCKIN GREAT MATCH.

>>2362144
You do realize its 2017. Do you know how many clueless fucks out there who dont know who mr. Ed is.

I met this drummer in his mid 20s easily the best none pro I've ever heard but he's never learned wipeout on the druns let alone heard it once.
The actual fuck.

>>2362433
So I tried watching the first few episodes of LU but couldn't get into in because I thought there weren't that many likeable characters besides Prince Puma and Dario. Am I missing something or am I just retarded?

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>>2362463
>>2362445

>>2362489
18+

>>2362477
You're probably retarded but it gets better as it goes on

>>2362489
kys

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>>2362496
>>2362504

BASED BIG DOG

>>2362506
Cringe

>>2362509
how hard is vkm right now?
gary strydom levels?

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you ready for the dog, bros?

come on jinder whoops that ass use been working out hard as hell u deserve the push

>The Lunatic French was right
LMAO