>3 hours left
I'd rather watch more Modern Family desu
>>2361649
I still can't decide if that show is good or not.
>monday evening already
>2 hours and 58 minutes left
>SDL already won
GOOOOOLBUR
BURRROOCK LEZZZIENAR
A ver donde estan mis /Smack/ hermanos?
diet sodas
fruits
shrimp
chicken n noodles
skoal
i'm fucking ready bros
>>2361653
Good fap material tho.
>Last week the original Big Dog The Undertaker chokeslammed the new Big Dog Roman Reigns
How does one earn the title of Big Dog?
Also in that phone game they call Roman the Juggernaut which is a million times cooler than Big Dog
>>2361646
How can smackies even compete?
>>2361653
The gays are cartoonishly gay and the dad is pretty based
>>2361659
ACA DISFRUTANDO LA MONTAÑA RUSA QUE ES WRESTLEMANIA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>Brock two weeks in a row
Bizarro world
>watching RAM
>>2361665
Plus smoking hot latina milf
>>2361665
and let us not forget the tremendous qt's
real talk im already feeling like falling asleep how can raw be this sleep inducing 5 mins in?
HOLY FUCK, THEY REALLY ARE GONNA REPEAT WRESTLEMANIA 20
Is this heel heat or smark heat?
whats with this weird ass crowd reaction
welfare detroit nogs cant even get a chant going
>>2361670
>milf
Is she even 40?
>>2361672
shut your dickhole bitch
I'd love for Heyman to fuck off and never come back, god his promos are getting worse
Anybody else hungry for some Jimmy John's?
Shit that Heyman laugh was gold
>>2361673
Stone Cold ref when?
>>2361675
They are divided between liking goldberg and liking lesnar.
>>2361659
Acá papi tratando de disfrutar del show B
Fuck daylight saving cucks
>Brock hits Goldberg with his finisher
>"BROCK KNOCKED HIM DOWN!"
Well... yeah Paul, that's what happens
>>2361677
44, and still fuckable
>>2361646
Who's /hereforanon'sdad/?
Heyman looks to have gained another 10 pounds since last week.
>>2361688
damn straight
Bork looks like he's having fun.
This is pretty awful desu famalams
>>2361692
HOLY SHIT I DON'T CARE WHERE'S BALOR
>>2361677
>Is she even 40?
She's 44.
>>2361693
>get paid millions for a few days of work a year
He should.
>>2361696
look up pics of her with no makeup. oofah
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Vince need to give her a job...
>>2361701
Doesn't matter. I love jeans
>>2361699
oh lordy
What is this promo?
>Haha he barely no sold Brock's finish
He got up before Brock even made it to the top of the ramp
>f5
>most effective
That ain't the punt
>>2361699
>heavy latina tits
forget raw now I gotta rub one out
Welp this shit sucks already, time to start drinking
>>2361696
Lel, no ass on that cunt...
>Getting paid 7 figures to stand in a ring jogging in place for a few minutes a few times a year and doing like 5 matches
>Don't even have to do any promos
Must be nice
>>2361699
holy good golly gosh
This shit is boring, where is based AA
>>2361704
last one. Show sucks, so I'm posting unrelated shit
>>2361712
Of course the namefag has shit taste
>RAM starting with a pissbreak
the state of this show
>>2361705
Brock had somewhere to be, he rushed out of there
Smack wins again
>another 10 minute Heyman/Brock promo
>>2361716
Plz, you must be low test, Bubba...
Every fucking week he has a new JUST look.
Why does Mick have Finn's haircut this week?
Goldberg a joropear
I got banned for replying "brapp" to an ass pic.
All I wanted to do was post /2sweet/s tonight :(
This place is like ledit now. Have fun without me guys ;__;
Bloody hell that promo wasn't even that bad. RAW's absolute shit but you can't shit on literally everything they put out. It was decent
Oh hey, Paul Heyman reminded me of a joke:
An Arab crawls through the desert, dying of thirst.
After quite some time, he comes upon a Jew, selling ties.
The Arab begs the Jew for help.
>Water! Water please! I must have water!
The Jew replies:
>I don't have any water, would you like to buy a tie?
The Arab is confused.
>I don't need a tie! I need water!
The Jew tells him:
>There is an inn about 40 miles to the east, you can find water there.
The Arab crawls away.
Two days later, the Arab comes crawling back to the Jew. His face and throat are on fire form heat exhaustion and thirst.
>Water, water please! I must have water!
The Arab gasps, but the Jew has questions.
>Didn't you get water at the inn?
And the Arab replies:
>They wouldn't let me in without a tie.
>I'm an ass guy
>can't take things personally
>continually put yourself over for the last 3+ years while burying other stars and you not getting any comeuppance ever
Fuck Steph
>>2361723
fuck off with that "bubba..." cringe faggot
>>2361730
>This place is like ledit now
>now
Is she asp's girl?
I missed it, what is this fired thing?
C R I N G E
>We wasted about 5 minute on this Steph Mick segment
>It felt like 50 minute
>>2361711
>>2361733
>>I'm an ass guy
Yeah, your more of a BBC's guy, right...
>Fired
Who's going on vacation?
>>2361737
Mick has to fire someone for no reason
>mc fires himself to save the wrestlers and give them a way out of him leaving
>HEY DAD, I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA FOR MY CHARACTER AND STORY
>>2361732
Legit kek
SAMI GOING TO SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED
>>2361742
Mick Foley
Did the audience say "Fire Goldberg"?
It's Rusev guys, he's injured
Cuck Foley quitting?
So this is The Apprentice now?
>>2361734
>fuck off with that "bubba..." cringe faggot
It's your real name, Bubba Joe from Georgia?
>fire roman chants
>>2361745
Kek
>Fire Roman, clap clap clap clap clap
top kikkity kek
>>2361749
I thought they said Fire Roman
>"Fire Foley" chants
kek
>>2361754
あなたは低いテスト馬鹿です...
>>2361751
Finally, a real man...
Isn't Rusev injured? They might just fire him
>15 mins into raw and the best part was a commercial for smackdown
SAD
He's gonna fire himself. Doesn't he need surgery anyway?
>WWE Is in my hometown and I'm stuck at home watching it on TV instead of being there live.
[spoiler] who else that lives in Detroit shares my misery? [/spoiler]
>>2361763
thats a keeper
>>2361754
What is wrong with her body
Fire Sami and deport him back to Canada pls
>>2361736
>jewish
>looks like a mouse
No, definitely not.
>Foley fires himself
>Smackdown becomes Mick & Shane show
>/smack/ becomes immortal
/raw/cunts on suicide watch
>>2361767
SmackDown Live show? You'd have to pay me to go to Raw
>>2361762
She looks awful on the right pic
>>2361767
>>2361767
Go outside you NEET
>>2361769
Nothing, that what a real woman look like...
>>2361767
Damn, just living in detriot must be constant misery. I'm sorry
Post yfw cuck foley quits
>>2361772
>becomes Mick & Shane show
>>2361772
>Foley on Smack
Please no. He just needs to enjoy his time off with his family away from television
also
>2 piss breaks in a row
JEJ
>Sasha Banks
do the bretcuck
do the bretcuck
>Sasha vs Dana
RATINGS DROPPING
>>2361767
Everyone who lives in detroit share yours misery, fag
>>2361769
She's got implants and not just in her chest
OUR GIRL
>Women on early
So what shitshow is happening later tonight?
>>2361772
Foley fucking sucks keep him the fuck away from Smackdown
>>2361767
I live in Detroit and I'm fucking glad I'm not there. Fuck Ram. I'd rather see fucking main event
YO SENPAI HOW YOU WANT YOUR RATINGS
>>2361767
>WM is here in orlando
>Ill probably be riding my bike around the stadium listening to the cheers
Minus 5 stars
>>2361767
The only reason to go is that it's the last one at The Joe.
Otherwise count yourself lucky because you aren't forced to watch the horrible shit that takes up most Raws.
>>2361771
>jew
This isnt /pol/ but yes she should be in an oven
LOL DANA STRAIGHT JOBBING
Dana looks hot
DANA FACE TURN
>>2361792
>I live in Detroit and I'm fucking glad I'm not there.
Cmon, your too poor, nigger?
Who's getting fired?
Pls don't bully Dana
Oh this angle again...
DANA FACE TURN
YOU'RE A DISGRACEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
danas bulking right? RIGHT?
>>2361771
She literally said she's not Jewish
>Dana face turn
LEL
>>2361801
>Dana ends up in the mania match and wins
Please Vince
>Twenty minutes in and I've already muted
New record
ARE MY PROMOS BETTER WHEN I SCREAM, GUYS?!
What happened to the Discord?
Too little too late
>dana chants
lol really?
does /asp/ think Dana Brook is sexy and thicc?
>DANA PUSH HAPPENING
>Dana getting pops
Just kill me
PLAYTIME.
IS OVER.
>>2361809
she was in the Arnold classic last week or something
>dana more over than reigns
Hopefully that's all of the Divashit for tonight
>Warrior Award still a thing
>>2361820
EXTRA THICC
which dying kid is getting the warrior award this year
Based Dana getting a pop! I like it!!!
Warrior's widow looks like Kellyanne Conway
>Dana chants
What madness is this?!
BASED BIG POP DANA
>>2361815
Look at this pic and decide
Doesn't Dana have the same finisher as King Cuerno?
Speaking of King Cuerno, when is he gonna get the title? Can't believe Sexy Star got it before him
who /420blazeitfagit/ here?
>>2361820
Ye[
>warrior wanted an award for behind the scenes guys
>wwe: fuck that, time to get our name in the papers
>Eric LeGrand
BIG MOMMA PUMP IS HERE
BLACKED
>>2361829
Don't you want to see me, senpai?
Finally dana.. finally.
BASED DANA
All this dude needs is some DDP yoga. He'll be walking in no time!
>>2361831
>Triphammer is DEVITT
Deepest lore
Reminder that the warrior award has lost all meaning
Who the fuck is this nigger?
Is the warrior award only for people who are sick?
NIG ON WHEELS
>>2361840
MY NIGGA
Alright this guy deserves it
>>2361815
>not wanting to be her goy toy
Kill yourself my dude
Even with the paralysis he was still one of the better players on the Scarlet Knights
>Ultimate Warrior
Why name an award after such an asshole who shit all over the business, Vince, and the fans?
Why didn't they name the award after somebody who actually deserves it?
>Fox Sports Latin America cut this nigger segment
Based
YOU DESERVE IT
>>2361854
Yes, it just good PR shit
>>2361794
Why wouldn't you just watch it? I guarantee it'll be free first month network shit
Couldn't get some dying kid this year?
>>2361852
You're implying that it ever had meaning.
Good for him. Seems nice.
Kevin Owens vs Eric LeGrande when??
>>2361840
in a couple mins ill be pulling van daminators
>>2361862
Nope
>>2361868
Fair point. This pic is just even more of a reason to hate Steph. What a fruit
Nog gets hurt playing football.
Is a hero
>Another match where Sami takes the pin
Let him put on a mask and wrestle on Smackdown
>Edge x5 teenagers making fun of a handicapped black man tonight
Back to pol with you
FUCKING LEAFS
Oh shit based big dawg is calling out the deadman
>>2361857
i was a junior in college about 15 miles from rutgers. He was easily the best player in rutgers. After it happened, college campuses were silent. Not just rutgers, every campus in the area
>>2361877
People aren't handicapped because they're Black
>>2361803
I'm white and I would never be caught dead buying tickets to raw LMAO
REIGNS HEEL TURN SCREENCAP THIS
>>2361870
BAH GOD! HE'S CONFINED TO A CHAR!
>>2361880
>dana more over than ramen
you should just stop with the based meme
Amigos, cuanto falta para que termine el show?
>>2361880
HOW COULD YOU NOT SUPPORT HIM NOW!?-COLE
>"if you smoke you're no better than a furfag"
There's a psa that would actually work
>>2361876
>Sabdhul
>Shitting up based /smack/
Fuck that, stick him with the cuckweights
>>2361883
Reminder that if you ignore trip/namefags, they'll go away
>>2361767
I went to Monday Night Raw in Toronto the day after Survivor Series
>>2361888
They are dug in so deep with the Ramen meme they started to belive in bby gurl and now they cant stop no matter how much they want to.
>>2361883
>I'm white
Your white in Detroit...and your not dead, how?
https://youtu.be/UchFdmKpGXA
>>2361890
2 tacos 30 frijoles
>>2361856
>>2361871
GIVE ME THE GREEN LIGHT
>>2361893
>Second best wrestler doing absolutely nothing
Have Mick fire him so Shane can hire him, put him against AJ, and let them have a seven star match
Pitbull a shit.
There I said it
>TJ Perkins
>cruiserweights
anyone got a good stream? Mine is taking a shit.
Based Tozawa is going to mouthfuck all these other manlets
>crowd actually making noise for TJP
AAA AAA AAA AAA
>No more A Double on commentary
THE FIRST FUCKING MATCH IS DAB MAN IN SOME CRUISER CLUSTER FUCK
>>2361910
You're not missing much.
what have i missed brothers
Tony Nese deserves better
>>2361919
nothing of worth
>>2361919
Dana faceturn. That's about the only notable thing.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
just got home.
what happened
Is Akira /ourjap/?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I thought TJP was a heel now?
>>2361923
ah i had a feeling that was going to happen. how'd she do it
>>2361925
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAA
>>2361927
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2361929
yes
>Cruiserweights
i think they might just be worst than Divas.
Fucking Finn, just come back. REEEEEEEEE
>provide a big market for tobacco
>has a result you get targeted in tobacco marketing
>this is the tobacco company's fault
Who /aaaaaaa/ here?
>Tozawa theme
>Battle Without Honor or Humanity, Jimmy Hart version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzfv5WdVr2c
>>2361932
>Jobbed to Mrs. Ed via roll-up
>"You're worthless!" -t. Ric Flair's daughter, the daughter of Ric Flair
>Punches fly.
>>2361944
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>tfw shadow banned from /asp/
>>2361941
JUST
>>2361947
Sounds terrible, at least they'll get a preshow match at mania so I won't have to watch it
>>2361944
/a/
>>2361950
what did you do anon?
>>2361941
I'm only watching this shit because I wanted Finn
>>2361956
posted triphammer's doxx
where is goldberg
>>2361956
AAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAA
>>2361950
I can see your post though
>tfw no (you)s
>>2361958
sauce
>>2361959
Gone until next week when he will cut a promo about Brock and Brock won't be there.
>>2361959
the oven
>>2361950
welcome to the shadow realm nigga
>>2361959
In kayfabe he's hurt from f5
In reality he's probably getting to the limit of contract appearances or just old man doesn't want to travel much
>>2361963
Hey that looks pretty good!
>>2361959
Nursing home my nigga
>>2361959
AAAA AAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2361957
like his boipussy?
>>2361963
Looks so much better than the current
>be the 8-bit Man
>not copy opponent's special moves
>Flim Flam Flash
what
>>2361964
Still early bro, hang in there.
tozawa should get a medal for getting people to react to cruiserweight matches
AAAAAAA
>>2361981
>be the 8-bit Man
>not copy opponent's special moves
you couldn't pull that shit off until the 16-bit gen.
18+
>>2361982
Is Cole drunk
>>2361982
Triple F
mmmm yes so many (you)'s mmmmmmmm
Are the memeweights finally over?
AAAAA?
>Some people actually paid good money to watch this shitshow live.
Se le vio la luna y el sol
Nese wasn't the legal man.
Yay, the evil midgets beat the good guy midgets.
That was fun.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>having to use the cruiserweights this early to keep the crowd awake
I'm already falling asleep. I just want to watch Smackdown, boys. Even if it's a sub-par episode, at least it goes by faster with a more likable roster
>>2361991
I would fuck all the women in this picture desu
CHARLY ON TV
>TJP jobbing
The free fall continues.
>>2361963
Purple looks hella gay, yp
Is Charly a trap?
Perkins fucking sucks
NEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS
>>2362005
CUTE!
>>2361977
EVERY INCH AND EVERY CRACK
Gallows and Anderson are complete shit fire them immediately
Is Kevin Owens getting fired tonight by Mick Foley?
>>2361999
That's what I was thinking too.
Charly is not as hot as last two weeks.
based fatfuck nigger talker
>implying anyone watches this trash and just isn't here to shitpost
Gonna be rolling in (you)'s before tonight is over with.
>45 minutes in
>still on the first thread
>RAW unable to even draw aspies anymore
>" wh- Iwaju-"
>tfw you will never make Charly Caruso speechless
>>2361732
>>2362015
Cuck Foley is going to quit.
>>2362015
well he has the match against Jericho for the USA Title, so probably not him
>>2362014
Since when did Tozawa have a Stand?
>>2362014
Damn, Akira Tozawa looks like THAT?
>>2361917
The women went on first, that's the second match.
>>2361985
Yes Tozawa is petty over, as long as you do cool moves and have a chant or battle cry you can get over without having to speak often. Nakamura should do fine.
>if WWE merch makes you who you are kys
>t shirt for only $10 for tonight only
RAW WON BOYS
>>2362021
Just Raw is soooo long & boring that you either fall asleep or have to watch it stoned like me.
>>2361994
>implying that the manlet mashup isn't gonna be the overall best match of the night
>woman wearing Charlotte shirt is photographed in a way so that only "HARLOT" is visible
>>2362015
It's obvious he wont fire anyone and Steph will fire him so he can stay the good guy.
>blowing their load AGAIN instead of building up these guys for Wrestlemania
Why why WHY does Raw do this. They know nothing about building shit or goodbooking. It's why Strowman is a chump now, and why Charlottes streak (which was build for 18 shows) is down the shitter instead of being broken at Wrestlemania. Fuck this show, seriously. I am fucking furious
>>2362031
Diva pissbreaks are not matches to me.
>>2361947
u mean ric flair jr.
BASED CHRISLEY
>>2362037
muh nigga
and why is this match happening. KO n Jericho shouldnt touch till mania.
Is this the new thing to do with this fat fuck?
>Stand in the ring under the spotlight
JERIKINO
YOU'RE UPSET WIT ME I WASN'T HIS FRIEND
This nigga just got jackhammered wtf is going on
INB4 YES YES YES YES YES
what the hell, what have i missed? and why did it start an hour earlier?
>>2362126
It did not friend, you have missed nothing crusier weights and divas
>>2362051
>Tips
I AM SO SLEEPY
>>2361941
finnhoot looks stonedski as fuck
>>2362143
Time changes in the US to daylight hours?
but thanks!