ITT : Things youre pretty damn tired off

opening monologue thats sets up the main event

>>2361335
>heel trying to turn the crowd against him is bad
How new are you to wrestling?

>>2361341

There was once a night where Brock went to his hometown and Heyman tried desperately to turn them on him. For fucks sake just let them cheer, no one wants a cringey speech about Cena oe Roman's integrity from the fucking villain

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>guy gets rolled up for a pin
>starts flailing his legs like a baby getting a diaper change

This is really gay

>BECAUSE WE'RE IN [city they're in]

>EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. YOU.

>Heel: THIS IS MY RING NOW GET OUT
>Face: Oh I'm sorry but this ring belongs to these people *points to the crowd*

>Authority Figure makes face who just won a belt give it back
>face hesitates and tells the Authority Figure to fuck off in the last moment

>rest holds

>WE'RE GOING TO FIGHT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW
>LOL JUST KIDDING, YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL (ppv name)

*Raw opening montage ends"

DUNUN DUNUN DANAN DUHDUHDA

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2361367

I remember when Booker came to Houston during his King of the Ring heel. The creative team should have did their homework that he's loved in Houston outside the ring. Its not like the guy's a villain to his own fuckinf city in real life. Shouldnt they WANT to keep up the kayfabe?

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>>2361481

>Guy debuts with a unique and interesting gimmick
>A couple of months later, gimmick gets vetoed and guy becomes generic wrestler #2674937489237498

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>goes for a FINISHer
>other guy kicks out

>>2361509
>match literally ends with a punch


I swear Roman has the worst damn moveseat

>>2361548
Did he ever pin anyone with the sooperman ponch?

I'm sick of the HHH authority angle, babyface goes over at mania

I'm just fucking sick of it

>>2361551

No fucking shit. Its one of his main fucking moves.

>>2361556

Haitch will never be Vince. He can stop trying now

>>2361560
>>2361556
HHH is good at childish rebel
HHH is good at heartless mindgame monster
HHH is good at meta joke guy
HHH is boring as shit as evil wrestling company owner

>>2361566

This. I would take DX anyday over Authority

>>2361476
T.wwe

>>2361558
Show video proof, he hasn't won with just the punch.

>>2361556
Then he fucks off for months to mitigate the loss and comes back strong

>>2361580

He pinned Gallows in a singles match last year with the Superman Punch

>>2361548
>>2361558
>john cena's finisher is the 5 knuckle shuffle
>Austin's finisher is the elbow drop
>rock's finisher is the people's punch combo

>>2361590

Who did the elbow drop first. Austin or Rock?

>>2361590

You gotta love how stupid most """""finishers""""" are. Theyre literally just overhyped moves.

>be Batista
>spaz out on ropes
>give a double thumbs down
>somehow this charges up a regular powerbomb like a fucking kamehameha

>>2361335
Roman Reigns

>>2361887
hundreds of other guys before them had flashy elbow drops