F

>>2360802
Such a great gimmick wasted on a talentless no charisma hack

>>2360802
Swaggle coming to TNA

Good, he was always average to shit.

>>2360802
F
And fuck creative

zeb got him over once

>>2360802
Dont know why it took this long. He was doing nothing anyway

WE THE ENDEAVORED

>whats Jake Swank doing in the Impact Zone?!

"Breaking." Why even pretend this wasn't out already for a while? He even has indy dates already being advertised.

>>2360851
Dutch Mantel is waiting with his arms wide open.

What's Jason Cool in the Impact Zone?

>>2360802
Is this 2017's first victim? Dubs decides who get future endeavored next

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>the Real Americans never won tag belts

I will always be mad

>>2360940
Cesaro

>WCPW picks up Jack Swagger
>please, please watch our promotion!

How much you want to bet.

>>2360949
Signed a new contract back in October

>>2360802
>this is the same man who won the Money in the Bank match at WrestleMania 26 and became World Heavyweight Champion

WE THE PEEPLE

>>2360802
>Swagger leaving as Angle returns

Poetry
Gonna hate that we never got even one match between these two in any capacity.

Seems like something that should've happened once in this universe.

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>>2360940
Roman Reigns

>>2360992
>this is the same business where everything is fake and talent or merit has nothing to do with it

Swagger always sucked

>>2360943
Fucking this. They should have won at WM 30 instead of breaking up and "pushing" Cesaro with Heyman. It was a waste and didn't lead anywhere for either guy

>>2361003
Don't you know? American Alpha is the new Jack Swagger.

Young Kurt Angle ripoffs that might have been a thing down the line but got pushed into a title too soon and folded under the pressure, never to recover the momentum they had early on.

And there's two of them as a bonus.

>>2361026
In Heyman's words, making Cesaro his client was just an excuse so he could show up on TV every week and talk about Brock Lesnar.

Cesaro's big push was becoming a walking billboard for Taker vs. Lesnar at Summerslam.

>>2360992
too bad he never got the crowd behind him without using memechants, got caught smoking weed and etc.

>>2361036
Both ECW Swagger and Soaring Eagle Swagger were objectively better than Real American Swagger, tho.

>>2360802
Haha rest in piss swagger ,

>Failing in WWE as a wrestler is the same as failing in Hollywood as an Actor

Your careers over

The most he's ever done is have a great theme and remind me of that based promo JBL did on the border, but he always seemed like a working guy.

>>2360943
>Real Americans
>one guy is Swiss
I will never not be mad.

>>2360940
Haitch

>>2361253
He was supposed to be the "legal" immigrant, thus being a real american,
It's stupid, yeah, but not TOO stupid.

>>2360940
Bo Dallas
Erick Rowan
Darren Young
Vaudevillains
Ellsworth
Rhyno
Hunico

In that order

>>2360802
Based he's either going to new Japan or going to the UFC to show Phil how you actually fight and win

>>2361282
>releasing the straight shooter hunico
Good luck to whoever does it

>>2361282
>Rhyno
pls no

>>2361319
>M-Mr. Hunico...
>WHAT'S UP GRINGO
>W-we want to w-wish you well in your future end-
>employee out of all the stress accidentally drops his cup of coffee on the ground, which falls on Hunico's foot
>Hunico adds another victim to the list

>>2360802
Christian and Jack tag team in TNA
WE THE PEEPS

>>2361282

>Hunico

Yeah, you fucking tell him.

>>2360940
Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose

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>tfw the only Kurt angle we have now is American alpha
Shit sucks because they're fucking awful

>>2360802
That WE THE PEOPLE gimmick with Zeb was fucking amazing, I can't believe they ditched it ever.

>>2360940
Sami Zayn

>>2361282
Rhyno ain't going nowhere he was close till ever winning the election and also after WM he's getting a huge title push.

>>2361253
>he didn't watch the promo explaining this

18+ faggot

>>2361282
>Vaudevillains

Maybe Simon Gotch, but not Aiden English. I think the guy has untapped potential, and he's married to Eddie Guerrero's daughter.

>>2360940
Zayn

Good riddance, desu.

The dude couldn't cut a promo, was a very unsafe worker, had drug problems, and always looked soft.

There's a million people who would kill to be in his spot, if he's not gonna step up and deliver somebody else will.

Daily reminder the Swagger Bomb was THE worst finisher in the WWE

Aside from Beeg's KO punch that is

What are the Rolling Stones doing in the Impact Zone!?

>>2360940
zayn

>>2361282
Tyson Kidd

remember when swagger kept trying to beat rusev and he never could and he had at least 5 opportunities

>>2360940
fedoramen

>that time he purposely told AJ the wrong button to press for a timeout so he could win the Smackdown Madden tournament

not even gonna post the 'stone cold fox of a wife! whew!' promo

>>2360940
Bye bye Roman :^)

>>2360940
Enzo Amore please

>>2361505
>Not coming out with Shaun as his valet saying he's the true heir to Latino heat despite being the second whitest man on the roster
Wasted potential gimmick there.

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>>2360940
John Cena

>>2361351
KEK

>>2360940
Ambrose

>>2361581
I used to like Swagger. But nobody cheats my boy AJ out of a vidya win.

>>2360940
Daniel Bryan

>>2360810
He should go to new japan as an american heel

Any normal company would stop using the "future endeavors" line once it became a meme. WWE being the carny sham that it is keeps using it as a sort of passive aggressive fuck you to everyone it releases. Sad.

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>>2360940
Darren Young
>>2361897
desu he should pretend to be a white hispanic gaucho or something

>>2360940
the miz

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>>2363888
trips dont count cocksucker

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>>2360940
UNDERCARDER

>>2360802
F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAXEVEvlbJo

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>>2363898
BIG PROBLEM MAN

>>2361027
by "folded under pressure" do you mean "have been off tv for weeks"?

>>2360940
roman reigns should go to new japan where he can actually wrestle his style and sell out tokyo dome

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>>2363898
Goddamn, that was sad to watch. That audience could not care for shit.

>>2360940
DA LUBADICK FRIDGE

>>2360940
Miz or Bo Dallas.

>>2360802
Was never good

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>>2363898
>that exact moment when you realize your wwe career is over

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>>2360940

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>>2360940
You idiots are aiming too high too quickly. It's not going to be one of the mid/low carders that're being shown on the live shows... probably going to be one of the diva bimbos or underused tag teams like Vaudevillains.

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>>2360940

>>2361026
>and "pushing" Cesaro with Heyman.

Lol wew thanks for reminding me about this. What were they even thinking? This was legit horrible and it killed all the momentum Cesaro had built up cause all Paul ever did was talk about Brock while Cesaro just stood in the ring silent. It made you think they were gonna do Brock vs. Cesaro eventually but nothing came of it.

>>2363898
That is hard to watch. A big problem man.....wtf.

It's about fucking time.

>>2360940
Roman Reigns

>>2364157
>What were they even thinking?
>it killed all the momentum Cesaro had built up

Seems like you answered your own question there.

>>2360940
Triple H

>>2360940

underpaker

>>2360802
Now we wait for Jack Hager to debut in either TNA or WCPW

>>2360940
Vince

Poor Swagger
They give him a big debut on Smackdown just to get squashed and he disappears
Hell even the Headbangers had a few tv matches