What would present-day WWE look like if Cornette was booking it?

dead

legitimately out of business

>>2357961
no fat KO, no cuck Zayn, no manlets, no beards

>>2358002

So...WWE would become great again?

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>>2357961

>A lot of independent wrestling fans want it looking like a video game, and no one actually gets hurt even though they’re doing things that could be used as a hospitalization angle.

>“The top babyface champion could come back after three months out and get revenge and draw mega gate or internet pay per view – but instead he’ll just kick out at two. Video game matches don’t draw mainstream money.

He could teach HHH's protected boipussy posse quite a bit.

>>2357961
More part timers.

>Reasonable in ring performances
>No kicking out of 30 finisher matches with le shock face every PPV
>Submissions and big spots will mean something
>Vanilla as fuck baby faces
>Boring and out of date heels
>Some new shoot material when he gets fired a year later

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>>2357961

>Making the NWA titles and Smoky Mountain belts great again.

>Burying his annoying podcast co-host.

>Bringing nuclear heat to the heels, wrestling riots galore.

>Rats get serviced.

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>>2357961

>a main event picture with 2 to 3 top guys. 8+ month program, then one or more sits out, a new Top Guy moves into the picture.

>Tag teams second most significant contest. 1 top babyface and 1 top heel team; other teams get involved to help/spoil the title contests

>B+ program of 8 - 10 top guys for IC championship. The belt is highly valued and the top 3 or 4 in this program will be the smark darlings that everyone knows should really be in the main event picture, but the main event is filled with kid-friendly superhero types. IC belt would be on most technically proficient guy
>there would be jobbers who actually job and are just locally sourced enhancement talent
>no 50-50 bookings: wins do count
>no spot monkeyism
>time limit matches that end in draws
>ALL foreign objects cause injuries. Dropped on the steel steps? Out for 2 weeks minimum
>Run-ins and outside interference galore


In short, it'd be GOAT.

Tyler F*cking Black would be World Champion

Just watch the video of him booking Wrestlemania 18

>>2358229
>Austin v.s. Foley for the Undisputed World Championship

Still can't believe this delusional faggot had the gall to suggest Mick Foley headlining Wrestlemania in 2002 as part of a WWF v.s. WCW theme

Some actual draws would return, like Jumpin Jim.

https://twitter.com/JumpinJimG69

We'd have wacky shit like Cornette having a match against a mummy.

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The top guy would be an unlikable, charisma-devoid shitter whose opponents make him look much better than he actually is.

...wait

>>2358002
>no manlets,

His main event scene during his ROH booking tenure was Davey Richards vs. Eddie Edwards or Roderick Strong.

>>2358032
>No kicking out of 30 finisher matches with le shock face every PPV

Pic Related.

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>>2359286
>gif
the fuck? the looks on their face is like "ok d00d ur turn lol"

>>2357961
reminder that cornette and friends made a guy deepthroat as a rib

Old guys going over. NJPW owns wwe in two years

It would go under in less than half the time it has been around since he left, and he would find plenty of excuses as to why it wasn't his fault and create more shoot interviews for him and his stupid cult of personality fanbase to jerk off to.

>>2357961
he would be booking some pro islam feminist anti-american republican bullshit trump.

Cornetty is a Janetty compared to Russo.

>>2359685
Russo is the Jannetty to Kreski

>>2359665
>Old guys going over.

So what's different?

>>2359672
kek

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We would actually go back to having wrestlers that look like wrestlers.
>mfw finn balor's injury took away literally the only set of abs in wwe
>mfw wrestlers dropped sex, drugs and partying for cheeseburgers and crossfit

>>2359286
Goddamn it, Cornette's ROH was the beginning of the end.

>>2362111
>wrestlers that look like wrestlers.

You mean like Davey Richards?

>>2357961
After the way he ruined ROH why would you let him anywhere near a booking meting? The guy also treats wrestlers like shit, talking shit about Kevin Owens kid, promises the young bucks work if they leave TNA and then screws them out of the contracts he promised, hitting wrestlers during training and on and on it goes.

>>2357961
Can someone give me that podcast of him talking about a guy running his own wrestling show but killed himself after the wrestlers took his money?

>>2357964
fpbp

>>2365842
Because the majority of Cornetty marks have never even watched his booking

>>2365842
Young Bucksu GO HOMMU