The ultimate coronation of Roman Reigns

I don't think Based Big Dog will beat Undercarder, more likely Undercarder beats him after throwing all his finishers multiple times.

They then shake hands while smarks boo and complain that Based Big Dog made Undercarder look like a chump for kicking out at 5 tombstones or something.

I don't think he'll win the Universal title either because if they really wanted to put that strap on him they would have done so already. There's also Le Meltz rumors of him going to Cuckdown so maybe Vince cooled off with the idea of him going after a crappy belt and would want him to carry the actual company belt again while Balor upsets Bork at RAM.

>>2357575
I can only get so erect

>>2357575
This is actually an impossible scenario because if all of these things happen in the order you propose, the WWE actually dies following the Royal Rumble of 2018.

>6,000 coronations
>never drew a Dime

How many times has he been coronated already? Like 5?

>>2357604
18+

The Rock match isn't happening. I think Shiel triple threat at WM35

>>2357762
But I am over 18 anon, that's why I'm not worked into liking a talentless shitter like Romannetty

based christman reigns

>>2357600
>>2357604
>>2357784
18+

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>>2357786

>>2357786
>Jesus turned water into wine
>Roman turns subscriptions into cancellations

>You were the American Badass all along, Roman
What did Mean Mark mean by this?