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Laugh openly at the emo brat 2017-03-11 06:13:05 Post No. 2356086
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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
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>>2356086
rent free
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>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
gud one
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Makes more money in a day than you would in a lifetime
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>>2356086
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>>2356238
>phil stealing material
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Reminder
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>>2356086
>>2356248
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>>2356250
It's ok she never really loved him she just used him for rasslin training.
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All the divas you have jacked off to via jpegs. He has fucked for real
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>>2356274
the ladies love Cuck Man Phil
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>>2356086
ok you got me, i lold
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>>2356301
Your dad is a cuck
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>>2356250
as funny as this is Jay Lethal is my honorary nigga.
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>>2356086
Every word is truth.
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>>2356086
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
Fucking.Kek
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hi, ryback
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RENT FREE
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>>2356086
Who the fuck is that skinny douchebag?
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I'm so glad he failed so spectacularly, what a great day that one was.
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>>2356086
preach. brother
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to this day, I still don't know what the fuck he was trying to do with his gallop
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>>2356866
trying to throw Mickey off, so he could follow up with a hunched-over-both-feet-off-the-ground straight left sissy slap and a simultaneous right handed hammer fist about 3 feet over Gall's head, and the poor schmuck walked right into Punk's trap.
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>>2356086
>Reads comic books
Would be cool but Disney's fucked Marvel up.
>Booze-dodger
Booze is overrated.
>Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
Legend.
>Likes hockey
So does Chris "Cunt Destroyer GOAT" Jericho.
>Doesn't like to party
Overrated.
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
I'd drink toiler water before Budweiser, they taste about the same though. Drink some Sam Adams senpai.
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rest is pretty truth, OP. Good work.
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>>2356086
This man is a national fucking treasure when has he ever not been good. He knows how to be one hell of a heel as well as a face he's literally a better version of Shawn Micheals. How many times has he reinvented his image to adapt to the crowd. How many guys in the business can manage to
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>>2356086
woah,woah,woah.........
>wets the bed
source?
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>>2356881
100$ WORKED
PHIL IS A FUCKING GENIOUS
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This post is so true. CM Punk is the most overrated wrestler to ever walk into a ring. I die a little everytime people chant cm punk on raw or smackdown. They are cheering for mediocrity.
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>>2357281
>GENIOUS
Found someone who isn't though
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>>2356086
That picture of him trying to look tough never fails to make me laugh
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