Will it be worse than 32?

>>2353731
No ya goofball

If the WWE Championship match was closing the show and ended with an awesome Wyatt family reunion, then no. But it won't. Brock/Goldberg will. Only way this can be salvaged is if Goldie and Bork surprise us and actually wrestle. Even if it's only 5 mins, I'll still mark out.

Much better nobody expects much this year

>will this latest kidney stone be worse or better?

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>>2353731
>not using this pic of Nikki

>>2353731
Nah
I actually think 32 gets a bad dish because the ME was awful in build and execution
Overall I wouldn't say it was a bad show. 31 was, top-to-bottom, as a card, worse.
33 will probably be better tho

>>2353792
It was rubbish. Mostly boring matches, awful finishes, bloated to hell at nearly 7 hours, and lifeless throughout.

>>2353796
>he watched all 7 hours

That's your own fault
On the main card, I think the two opening matches were strong, particularly the based ladder match, then there was the LoN match? That was okay, just a standard raw match, but good enough wrestlers involved.
Then it took a downturn, Taker/Shane was okay just for seeing Shane be Shane. But nothing else stood out to me
Not "rubbish", just offensively average/straying into sub-par for what's the biggest company's biggest annual show aside from a few blips of good.

>>2353731
Probably not. Oldberg vs Bork is kinda lame but not really, and it's 100x better than Haitch vs Ramen if for nothing else other than the result isn't super obvious this time. Everyone knew Ramen was going over so the match was basically meaningless, this time though there is a lot banking on which guy goes over. If Oldberg wins again his power level basically reaches god status, and if Bork wins then he notches another massive win under his belt.

The rest of the card is all good stuff. The women's matches will probably be shit shows but almost every other match on the card is looking good.

Last year was one of the worst Wrestlemanias I've ever seen, I doubt this one will find a way to be worse.

>>2353849
>the result isn't super obvious this time
But the result is obvious: Brock is gonna win to set up a Roman feud at Summerslam. The only question will it be how long the match is.

>>2353731
Not really sure how it could be worse than 31 or 32.

The former was utterly forgettable and the latter was a dumpster fire.

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improved BMJ version

So are we not even getting our usual ladder spotfest? That's disappointing.

>>2353855
>Brock is gonna win to set up a Roman feud at Summerslam
Why do you faggots always pretend to know what Vince is gonna do? Every single time, you're wrong except for when it's either super obvious, or when Le Meltz reports it first. Stop being so obnoxious and gay.

>>2353786
yeeck

>>2353809
>That's your own fault for watching the 7 hours that the company put on.
It was awful, you fucking mark

>>2353809
>It being too long doesn't count because you could just not watch it
What dumb logic

>>2353991
Why are you on Vince's dick?

>>2354001
Cringe

>>2354004
>ate seven hours of shit

lmao

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>>2353731
lol

>>2353950
Cruiserweights might have one.

>>2354005
Cuz its big and i like the feeling of warm cummies in my soft little anus

>>2354424
They fucking BETTER have one

>>2353731
At least 32 and 27 had a card

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>>2353792
>31 was, top-to-bottom, as a card, worse.

>except for when it's either super obvious, or when Le Meltz reports it first
Which is exactly the case we have right now with the roman/goldberg/lesnar situation

>>2353786
It´s not Nikki.

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>>2353731
not as bad as 40

>>2354772
Good to see Apollo Crews being featured in the poster for Wrestlemania 40

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There is another option...

Whatever is gonna happen,it won't change the fact that wwe has been boring and bad during this year except for some instances

>>2354604
Every WM has a card.

>>2354761
At the very top is Nikki

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>>2354777
>Main Event is still some part timers

>>2354787
>tfw you realizability the owner of a company is part timer

I hope GOATberg squashes Brocketty. People shouldn't be too sure this won't happen either. I have a feeling Bill signed a contract where he wins ALL of his matches, hes a jew who is protective of his character and literally came back to play a superhero for his son so this wouldn't be too shocking desu.

>>2355177
This is literally the ONLY thing I'm looking forward to happening at WM.

Goldberg winning again when everyone is so sure that they're building to Lesnar finally getting a win in the end.

>>2353731
The card is already way more shit:

>Goldberg vs. Lesnar (Universal Championship)
>Kevin Owens vs. Jericho (US Championship)
>Charlotte vs. Bayley vs. Sasha Banks (RAW Woman's Chamionship)
>Seth Rollins vs. Triple H
>Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
>Bray Wyatt vs. Randy Orton (WWE Championship)
>Dean Ambrose vs. Baron Corbin (IC Championship)
>Alexa Bliss vs. Becky Lynch / Natalya / Micky James / Carmella / Etc (Smackdown Woman's Chamionship)
>AJ Styles vs. Shane McMahon
>John Cena & Nikki Bella vs. The Miz & Maryse
>Neville vs. Austin Aries (possibly vs. Rick Swan vs. Jack Gallagher) (Cruiserweight Championship)
>The Club vs. Enzo & Cass / Cesaro & >Sheamus (RAW Tag Team Championship)
>American Alpha vs. Uso's (Smackdown Tag Team Championship)

I mean, seriously.

BUT they have a few wildcards to save the show:
>Finn Balor
>Samoa Joe
>Braun Strowman
>Sami Zayn

Hopefully they'll either set up programs for them or insert them in existing programs to maybe salvage some of this disaster card.

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>>2354777

>>2355845
But.....who goes over?

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>>2355845

Yes it will be complete diarrhea. There will be two types of defenders:

1. Take off the nostalgia goggles, it's always been this way dude. The one match halfway through the card was super underrated, plus the other 15 matches were a lot better than smarks say. You can't really expect them to have more than one good match anyway. Wrestlemania isn't even for fans. 7/10, I can't wait for RAW.

2. Le based Roman puts on literal 7 star 10/10 match, le smarks BTFO, le reddit BTFO, ty based Trips.

It should be better than expected : HHH/Rollins , Neville/Aries , Bray/Orton , Owens/Y2J and i'm pretty sure Styles/Shane could be cool to watch .
Last year , WM was a trainwreck pure and simple .
But it doesn't mean WM33 will be a great show , they took the easy way by booking them matches like lazy mofos . With a roster like WWE has ATM , they should have done way better .

>>2355991
Stop turning me on, Alexa

>>2355845
Hey vince

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The only thing I don't like is AJ vs. Shane

>>2356010
Both camps are at least partially right.

Every wrestlemania for the past 10+ years has been shat on leading up to it. Its an annual tradition at this point.

>>2356076

And they were all right to do so.

>>2353786
>Not using this pic of Nikki.

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>>2353786
>>2356082
Fuck, forgot pic.

>>2356083
botched, too late, delet your account

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>>2355474
>Seth Rollins vs. Triple H

Is this real?

>>2353792

31 was better in every respect except the women's match. Even the Aitch Eats Up The Most Time Every Fucking Year match was better at 31.

32 was a mediocre card by Wrestlemania standards, most matches underwhelmed, and none of it mattered, even in kayfabe, 24 hours later. It was the worst Wrestlemania since IX

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>>2354761
It's a picture of Nikki.

>>2356013

Styles v Shane is going to be garbage, because we'll all know somewhere in the back of our minds that AJ could have and should have had a MUCH better match with pretty much any actual wrestler on the roster.

The Taker v Roman match is going to be a can't miss match. Mostly because the amount of fuck off heat Roman is going to get will be legendary. That should be the last match on the card, because if Roman goes over, they might burn half of Orlando to the ground.

>>2356130

Pretty sure Taker is gonna beat Roman and then give him the handshake and "respect this guy" shit.

Then we'll have a repeat of this classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GtizG50DIA

>>2355845
Whoever made this loves cock

>>2353731
Literally impossible.

Aldo
>All the Raw guys up front
>Only SDL guy near the front is Part Timer Cena

>>2355474
Christ its going to be another overlong clusterfuck isnt it?

>Wrestlemania will never be a solid 6 match card

WWE marks will defend it either way.
They're already starting to get nostalgic about WM32 less than a year later.

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AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why does HHH look like Hawkins

>>2356240
HOLY FUUCK YUUUM!!!!!! HHHNNNNNGGG

>tfw deancuck vs based corbin will be best match of the night

>the only two matches I legitimately look forward to are nEVILle vs. Aries and Orton vs Wyatt (while I don't give a shit about Orton and I dislike Wyatt)
really makes me think

>>2353991
>Why do you faggots always pretend to know what Vince is gonna do?
yeah there's nothing to indicate that was Vince is gonna do is "Push Roman Reigns". No evidence to back that up.

>>2353950
>>2354424
Probably not, looking like AA vs. Neville.

Which will be great but damn I want a ladder memefest.

>>2355474
>BUT they have a few wildcards to save the show:
>Finn Balor
>Samoa Joe
>Braun Strowman
>Sami Zayn
imo stick these four in a tag team match and let them go nuts with each other.

But they'll probably jam them in the stupid-ass battle royale.

>>2355991
Alexa would get all 3.5 inches of the dick. She's tiny so it would be enough as well.

32 wasnt even bad. It's better than over half the Wrestlemanias in history

18+

>>2353792
31 was awful all around, only good moment was ryder winning. everything else felt like the wrong person won.

>>2356392
i mean 32

>>2356419
>Kevin Steen

how did that fat fucking piece of shit ever make it to the big time?

>>2356419
Reigns, Brock, Jericho, Goldberg look GOAT

Everyone else looks like shit

>>2356425
The Rock is a huge mark for him

Be pretty hard to be worse than 32.

I even enjoyed 31 quite a bit, even 30, but lord, was I ever disappointed in 32. All the outcomes just felt flat. Doesn't matter if you were a fan of who won or not, they just felt like "Well, that was that."

>>2357086
And literally all the "consequences" mean nothing as it would all be undone shortly after. It might as well not be canon.

>>2356419
Seth looks like CM Punk here

>>2353731
>HHH isn't in a match
>show is shit

Color me surprised. Maybe based Haitch will save WM34 next year.

>look at WM 32 card
>only matches worth a shit were the IC ladder match and Jericho-Styles
>literally forgot everything about the main event

people actually liked this show?

>>2357431
It's been 3 years since we had a good WM Main Event...

>>2357431
it was voted worst PPV last year in WON awards so no

Can somebody give me a legitimate reason why AJ vs Shane is happening. Who the fuck wants to see Shane wrestle?

Fuck, AJ vs Dolph Ziggler or something would be a 10 times better match

>>2357525
I still believe that we are getting worked and someone else will fight for Shane.

>>2356146
You mean Roman beats Taker and in a sign of respect he offers his hand to the Deadman and they brohug while smarks seethe

>>2357549
I bet you also thought that about Shane taker last year

>>2353731
I don't know man. WM 32 was garbage but this is shaping up to be even worse.

>>2355474
>>Goldberg vs. Lesnar (Universal Championship)
More of an event than a legit match. There will be shenanigans, but whatever happens it will be noteworthy.
>>Kevin Owens vs. Jericho (US Championship)
Probably the match that has the best story behind it. I just wish Jericho could go like he used to. Hopefully they don't open the show with this one.
>>Charlotte vs. Bayley vs. Sasha Banks (RAW Woman's Chamionship)
We have literally already seen this one at PPV before. Stale but will still probably be one of the better matches.
>>Seth Rollins vs. Triple H
This will either be the best match on the card or a total stinker.
>>Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
This will be shit, and not because of Roman.
>>Bray Wyatt vs. Randy Orton (WWE Championship)
We already saw these two face off and it was shit. There's a decent story behind them now but a lot depends on the booking and who the crowd decides to get behind.
>>Dean Ambrose vs. Baron Corbin (IC Championship)
Crap.
>>Alexa Bliss vs. Becky Lynch / Natalya / Micky James / Carmella / Etc (Smackdown Woman's Chamionship)
Lazy booking.
>>AJ Styles vs. Shane McMahon
This will literally be AJ carrying Shane for 20 mins until Shane does some crazy spot and the announcers give him all the credit after.
>>John Cena & Nikki Bella vs. The Miz & Maryse
Fucks sake. They couldn't have done this at a B-show? Jesus.
>>Neville vs. Austin Aries (possibly vs. Rick Swan vs. Jack Gallagher) (Cruiserweight Championship)
If it's one v one this will probably be the best match on the card.
>>The Club vs. Enzo & Cass / Cesaro & >Sheamus (RAW Tag Team Championship)
Don't care at all, Raw's tag division is a joke.
>>American Alpha vs. Uso's (Smackdown Tag Team Championship)
Usos already lost to AA clean, who cares? Should have brought up Revival.

Overall rating: 2/10

>>2356425
That is a good question
>>2357076
Fucking why?

>>2355474
>>AJ Styles vs. Shane McMahon
what a retarded match. WWE has maybe the best wrestler in the world on their roster and they put him up against Shane McMahon? What the fuck

>>2357761
>Fucking why?
because Rocky understands wrestling so can see why Kevin is good

>>2356076
Are you implying they weren't justified?

>>2357761
>>2357789
The actual answer is "because he knows it will get him smark-cred"
>he got worked by the Rock
>he thinks based Rocky gives two fucks about owens

lmao mark

>>2357823
Yeah I'm sure Dwayne gave 2 shits about "smark-cred" in 2012

http://chaddukeswrestlingshow.com/2012/03/09/the-rock-and-kevin-steens-unusual-twitter-friendship/

>>2354614
Thanks for posting your IRL, Biff. I know you dislike 32 but it was still better than 31.

>>2357836
doesn't Stone Cold and Hulk like Owens as well?

>>2357847
All of the GOATs do.

>>2353731
I don't think any mania can be worse than the show closed with boos equally as loud as fireworks.
Except if Lesnar kills Goldberg accidentally.

>>2357864
Wild idea - why not insert Joe into the world title match? Gives Goldberg space to breath and adds some speed to an otherwise sluggish bout. Strowman would be an option too, but I think Joe would add more speed.

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>>2356419