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I met Mojo Rawley at a WWE Live Event, I needed to go pee and he was chilling out near the bathroom. I smiled and said "Hey love what you do out there" I didn't want to be a dick and ask for an autograph or anything, he stops me and says "Whats upppp mah maynnnnn, yo bro where you goin mannn?" I respond "Just gonna use the washroom for a bit." He says "Yo don't be shy and all, check out this cool app on my phone" I smiled nervously and tell him in a nice way that apps stopped being cool in 2010.
He proceeds "Yaw maayyn why you so grumpy, was someone mean to you I can fix that" I annoyingly request him to leave me alone so I can pee. I finally get to the urinal and begin to pee, as I look to my left MOJO RAWLEY is standing right there giving me a seductive look, he says "Let me finish you off" and proceeds to stroke my dick, I am speechless. He then takes his two fingers and give a big swipe from the stem to the head and I begin to cum with a burning sensation. He then whispers in my ear "Stay hyped mark"
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Based
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What a bro. How can one man be so based?
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>>2352159
Literally /ourguy/
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Sef Rollins is touched in the head or some shit.
I worked at a Dallas Whataburger around Mania time last year, when Rollins, along with Sasha, Charlotte, and Big E came in for lunch.
Sasha and Charlotte just ordered some chicken sandwiches, Big E ordered a comical amount of food (three chicken sandwiches and two double Whataburgers with cheese and no pickles, a medium fry, and a drink gotta eat big to be Big I guess), and Seth, after I had to spoonfeed the concept of the menu to him, got a Double Whataburger meal.
We got them their food and they sat down, a minute later Seth comes storming up to the counter, saying we're all incompetent and we fucked up Sasha's sandwich. She ordered no tomatoes and no mayo, Seth said we put tomatoes and mayo on it. That certainly being possible, I said we'd make her a new sandwich, correctly, and that they could have some apple pie things for the trouble.
I get the feeling Seth wasn't really listening to anything I said. He just went on about how we disrespected Sasha, who was a beautiful, special woman who was a pioneer "this business." He actually said "this business." If I wasn't a wrestling fan, and knew who these people were, I'd have thought he was talking about fast food like she was the new Wendy's mascot.
I looked over to their table dumbfounded when Seth turned to gesticulate in that direction. Big E was just wearily staring a hole in Seth, like he had dealt with this shit before, Charlotte was VERY focused on her food, obviously angry and obviously trying to ignore Seth's spectacle. Sasha looked like she wanted to disappear into the booth.
We got them the new sandwich and four apple pies, and apologized for the trouble when I brought it to them. Sasha thanked me for everything and told me not to worry about it, Charlotte and Big E just said it was no trouble, and Seth was pouting.
Side Note: I noticed Big E didn't wait for his apple pie to cool, and ate it in about two bites. The man is an animal
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