Bogpill me on roman reigns

roman is essentially the trump to asp. a lot of people genuinely like him but are retarded (pajeets), a lot of people genuinely like him for what they perceive him to be (normal well adjusted people and marks) and a lot of people like him just to lash out at what they perceive to be the leftist(indie) boogeyman (the anti smarks). thats it really. he's a guy who's shown a lot of improvement in the ring if you ignore his autistic orgasm faces when he sells but can't really talk, but no one can really "talk" these days. I don't hate him, i just got sick of him during his super cena booking and want to see other people given a chance to rise to the occasion instead of having him be constantly shoved into the main event.

>>2345738
He lives in a bog.
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>>2345742
Alexa can talk, she's great on the mic.

>>2345747
i was just making generalizations for the sake of making my point without having to put in too much effort.

He's pretty much in the same situation Cena was in. WWE is forcing him despite being a very average worker. But unlike Cena he can't cut a promo for shti. Guys are being built up to be fed to Roman, or being relegated to the mid card inumber favor of Roman.

It annoys a lot of people.

>>2345751
How would you explain Pakistan?

>>2345742
>that attrocious typing
You should've stayed in school and focused on English

>>2345742
Jesus, your spelling is atrocious and /asp/ is not a community, it's basically a guy roleplaying with himself with rejects from reddit

>>2345738
-McMahons bow to Rock's family
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control WWE with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Anaoigrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Half Samoan Rock's cousins babies
-Anaoi family is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two Samoan families who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Samoabots inside you right now
-The Samoan families are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Samoan bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent English in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Maivia
-The Samoan dynasty are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>2345758
>>2345768
to be fair i havent slept yet. Also i'm retarded.