>>2344128
GOAT
>>2344128
saved
>dad walked in on dean segment
>says it's fake shit and walks out
Fuck you dad
DEY DON' WOWNT NUN
Who still hoping for a triple threat here?
Fuck Shane McMahon
Evens = AJ wins
Odds = Snek wins
Dubs = Triple threat
Trips = Fatal 4 way
Who /RKO/ here?
>>2344296
I Iike Shane but wasting AJ on him makes no sense. Oh well. I saw someone saying that wrestlemania was like the pro bowl and summerslam is the superbowl. That analogy makes sense to me.
>dad walked in on Eva Marie segment
>said good work son and gave me $20
Thanks smack
>>2344318
Nice
guys.
i need to know what alexa bliss' butt hole looks like.
PLEASE tell me.
who /georgenorth/ here
>Mom walks in on diva tag match
>she still sucking me off
You guys ready for the Lad Who Ain't Just a Fad to decimate Sneaky Snek?
>>2344327
Go visit Disneyland and sniff one of the princesses
>>2344332
Based mom
>>2344322
Look at it this way: Vince trusts AJ with Shane
Where the fuck is he
Hasn't Shane fucked with the last 2 or 3 aj fights? My guess is that aj will nearly win and Shane will step in and declare Orton champ, setting up Orton vs bray and aj vs shame at wrestlemania
Why doesn't /asp/ have a faction on Champions?
Please explain to me.
As the royal rumble winner, isn't Randy automatically scheduled to headline Wrestlemania anyway? Or am I missing something?
>>2344332
based anon
>Dad walks in on the AJ promo segment
>Calls me phenomenal , 2 sweets me and leaves
BASED BMAJ
how long do you think tom phillips has had an erection for
HEY GUYS. THAT WAS HIS OWN HAIR!
>>2344318
AJ WIN CONFIRMED
>>2344341
Stll in Hell
>>2344347
BASED ANON AND HIS DAD
>>2344350
>anigay
Nakamura on main roster when?
>>2344351
I wish I could grow hair
DON'T FORGET TO POINT AT WM GUISE
>>2344345
He gave up his spot but changed his mind after a new contender had been announced
>>2344354
This nigga
>>2344358
shane will call him up to fight AJ at mania
so next week
>>2344332
Who /bloweyjoeys/ here?
If AJ wins, He is added to the Gay Community
>>2344348
>2 hour show
>4 hour erection
> 18 minutes left
3 hours 42 mins anon
>>2344358
Never
Is that Lesnar Guy in the front row?
>Dad walks in during Randy Orton's entrance
>Hands me a camera and burns the house down
>static hits
>its bray wyatt standing in a dark room with a freaky ass light
>he says,"randy you took this battle personally, its time to pay the price for biting the hand who fed you
>turns as we see bob orton sr tied up in a chair
>still has the fucking cast on his arm
>mouth taped up as he tries to struggle as bray pours gasoline over him
>mfw i just witnessed another murder on wwe tv
>>2344366
I hope it become a surprise on WM
>>2344366
>me if that actually happens
>>2344374
kek this could actually work
>a dream match
>involving Randy Orton
>>2344373
enjoy your new life in puerto rico
>be Randall Keith Orton
>commit ARSON, deface a gravesite, and MURDER the ghost of a child on LIVE TELEVISION
>get cheered
>get rewarded a number one contender match
>STILL BE THE FACE
explain this away, smackdownies...
>>2344341
running for mayor
running an insurance company with his wife
dude is busy
>>2344374
I'd mark
>>2344380
Randy puts people to sleep, so it's not a wrong statement
>>2344366
>All this build up for Shane and AJ
>Day of wrestlemania Shane says he can't compete so will have someone to compete for him
>oooohhhh ahhhhhhhh ohhh ahhh ahhhhh ahhhhh oooooowwwooooowwwoooooooo
aj is the only one to react realistically to orton burning down someones house
>>2344382
>two part timers main eventing Wrestlemania
Explain this Rawtist
I want AJ to win but they've been building this Wyatt feud for months
>>2344228
>dad grew up in Mexico watching legends wrestle
>says these motherfuckers talk too much and need to start fighting
Every. Fucking. Monday. during the attitude era.
still haven't built up the nerve to cut a promo on him 30+ years later
>>2344387
That's 'cause he's new around here
Remember Randy burning Taker alive in a coffin?
>>2344386
That screamy nip from the manlet division?
i want to bang that chubby chick at the end of the ramp
Either Harper or Bray are going to fuck with this
>>2344388
two part timers that will main event for R A W not smackdown
nobody in this crowd cares
Brock Lesnar guy is at this smack, yet no other superfan is there.
He was at raw last night
wtf is his problem
>>2344402
this crowd just sucks
>can't even get UnderGOATer to stay on their shit brand
>will still claim they win
State of smackdownies.
>>2344400
>AJ wins tonight
>Next week Bray defend the title against someone
>Harper screws Bray out of the title
>AJ in the maint even and wyatt triple threat
Wrestlemania is saved!
>tfw Vince is gonna put nakamura on raw because muh a show
I bet the bitch that blew her 'college savings' on a Dominos actually had mom and dads money.
>>2344400
>Bray comes in
>DQ win for Orton on sister Abigail
>AJ complains to Shane
>His hands are tied
>Shane AJ feud.
>>2344407
>First claim Roman is going over le undercarder
>Now claim UnderGOAT is on RAM
You can't even keep your own shitty meme straight
>>2344409
every big name in nxt except alpha has gone to raw
>>2344410
Don't you have to have a net worth over one million to open a food franchise?
Bitch is lying.
>Harper helps orton
>aj vs harper
this may save a shane match, but doubtful
Orton is one of the biggest wastes of talent despite being a success
>>2344417
I feel like they're giving Jewberg the same treatment that they did with Bret Hart when "he returned" really shitty 30 second matches.
But Bret had health issues. Oldberg is just old
>>2344421
wat
gain height
>>2344421
Ya exactly that is why the college savings line is horseshit. She should say 'mom and dad signed a huge note for me and mortgaged the beach house.'
Nobody in America saves for college.
>It's a randy phones it in episode
hangman ddt banned?
Why does JBL keep saying Randy's leg is hurt? What happened in kayfabe? He just burnt a house down last week
fill me in
Going up against AJ or Cena is a surefire way to make yourself seem unpopular.
If Randy wins, Trips
If AJ wins, Dubs
>>2344435
They are trying to bring storytelling back to matches
>>2344431
>Nobody in America saves for college.
Speak for yourself senpai.
AJ GOING TO MANIA
>>2344418
Don't put Asuka on Raw Vince. I don't have much hope left in life but that would actually kill me.
Only Orton could have a garbage match with AJ
>AJ Styles slips out the backdoor!
mmmuhm... okay
>>2344440
Reroll
wheres the bray run in?
>>2344434
well it just crippled a guy in japan so maybe it's on ice for a while
>>2344444
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
randys one tall nigg
AJ is pretty strong for a manlet twink
>>2344444
Quints confirms it!
>>2344431
she didn't specify that her savings equaled the price of the Domino's. she probably had like $500 bucks saved up and used it along with a bank loan with parents as co-signers/owners.
>>2344454
Some kid is losing his mind
>>2344444
Praise Kek!
USHIGOROSHI
>>2344444
is orton's knee injured?
he's been hobbling around this whole match
>>2344444
oh fuq
>>2344444
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
THEY DONT WANT NONE
>>2344441
Oh it happened during this match? I missed the opening, what caused the "hurt" to Randy's leg?
move?
lmao shrieking little kid
Where's Roman? Only reason I watch WWE.
>>2344466
>getting worked this hard
>>2344466
AJ has been working it the whole match
YOU TALK TOO MUCH!!!!
Is that a girl or a kid screaming?
YOU TALK TOO MUCH!
YOU TALK TOO MUCH
YOU NEVER SHUT UP
If AJ Loses, He's Gay now
If Orton loses, Based
INB4 Phenomenal Elbow into RKO....
what did they say to each other right there? I couldn't hear because of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
really selling that leg injury after the submission
>>2344442
I don't mean that $2000 you have from your confirmation party for community college.
Sucks being a white male from a poor family that owned farm land. I didn't get shit from my folks, from the gov, and scholarships are hard to find if you ain't brown.
Plenty of loans though!
>>2344466
kek
>>2344444
dang
MAMA MIA!
this is going to be a forearm into RKO finish right
I SAID YOU TALK TOO MUCH!!!
>>2344471
right here puny pupper
lel AJ is a manlet
GET READY FOR
[SCREECHRRRR....WOMPPP DEH!!]
DOO dah Dah DOO DUH
ccccaaaaatchinn fliesssss
HOLY SHIT
>>2344466
No, Orton just actually knows how to wrestle.
lol that fakeout
>>2344490
BIG DOG coming to A show when?
AJ STYLES FUCKING BURIED
Fuck that was AWESOME
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Goat finish tho
i think randy actually hurt
KEK has betrayed up
ORTON
WON
CLEAN
WHAT IN THE FUCK
That phenomenal RKO tease was bretty gud
What a great main event
We do not deserve this show
>>2344479
nope
>we didn't get the predictable forearm to rko spot
I still wanted to see it.
>>2344444
RIP
surprised it had a clean finish desu
Randy's got a lot of spit and/or blood in his mouth.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE BAIT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Based Big Match AJ can even pull out a good match with a lazy shitter like Bortan
Randy put on such a borefest that everyone is discussing Domino's franchisees and college loans.
>>2344507
He's Gay now
good ending twist
RKO finish is best finish, I came.
>smackdownies actually think Blandy Boreton vs Le Spooky Fedora will go on after Goldberg/Lesnar, Taker/Roman, or Sasha/Charlotte/Bayley
Kek. "Main event".
I think even Randy got rused
>>2344509
This was better
>styles losing to boreton
well at least the shane match will be high on the card due to the nepotism
Even based quints couldn't save us ;__;
So where the fuck is Luke Harper?
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>Boreton wins
>Crowd is dead silent
kek
>the city of Smarkdowns
Holy fucking yum pics and wemb's of AJ on the ramp kneeling down pls
they keep saying The Main Event. Are they just ignoring brock v berg? When it goes on in the middle of the show are they gonna call it the main event?
Is the RKO the most powerful finisher?
good tricky trick wwe!
Randy Orton won?
Did
Not
See
That
Coming
RKO!!!!! BASED HAMID SHAKALAKi
>>2344533
gay
RAW was unironically better this week
>>2344526
Based Shane putting over AJ.
Fans are selfish cunts for not wanting that match to happen.
TIME FOR BASED CHRISLEY
Who /chrisley/ here?
>>2344533
this, no homo tho
This is the same finish as Okada/Kenny, AJ didnt hit the phenomenal armbar as Kenny didnt hit the one winged angel
>>2344522
>Thinking Brock and Berg's one minute match will close Wrestlemania
why did randy give up his place in the first place?
why didnt he just burn down the house right away
>>2344535
It's Rough Rider, believe it or not
I thought Boreton was #1 contender for winning the Royal Rumble. Why is he fighting a #1 contender match?
That finish protects future AJ/Orton matches. AJ never hit the Clash or the Forearm.
>>2344534
Yes. Vince thinks there's more than one main event.
HE WAS THE PRODIGAL SON WTF
This faggot has a faggot son. How does that work?
The daughter is hot tho
Ah so that's how they change the color of the ropes
>>2344535
No.
Cena kicked off one.
So far Roman Spear, Bray Sister Abigail and Goldbergs Jackhammer are the most protected finishers.
>>2344545
You're an idiot if you think it won't.
>>2344534
Hogan vs rock didn't even close the show. Wwe doesn't really give a shit what closes.
I bet they let Orton vs wyatt close since they're fulltimers.
>>2344538
so what?
>>2344558
Sister Abigail has not been kicked out of afaik
>>2344540
I saw somewhere that Shane is trying to put over AJ because Vince watches all of Shane's matches. Maybe he's trying to convince Vince about AJ
PLEASE ADOPT ME, TODD.
>>2344558
Seff kicked out of the spear and Cena kicked out of Sister Abigail.
It looked like Randy was tossing around a baby, poor AJ
>>2344558
Dean's Dirty Deeds too
>>2344558
Has anyone ever kicked out of the end of days? (not that he's fought many people of worth)
First time watching 205 live, just to watch based AA. Is it any good?
Do we need to hope for another Orton injury to avoid a run when he wins the belt at WM?
>>2344561
>cherry-picking and damage control
Blandy vs Fedora is midcard.
>>2344575
No, not really - they're really hit or miss. Usually one of the matches is good though.
>>2344575
Best wwe show right now. Should be good with Aries tonight
Is that Ho Ho Lun in the opening?
>>2344575
We have aaaa Asian and Based Jack
>>2344565
>inb4 Shane tucks his shin
>>2344565
Vince watches every single match m8
AJ went over Cena clean twice, Vince clearly already believes in him
Can someone give me a 205 link?
gran metalik
>Corey used to do Raw, 205, and NXT three days in a row
The man is a talking machine
>>2344584
hope not, he's fucking shite
>>2344589
http://network.wwe.com
>>2344589
network.wwe.com
>>2344594
that's why he's the GOAT
Do those faggots over at /tv/ have a Chrisley General?
Admit it, AJ not getting baitied into the counter RKO worked you. You thought he would win.
>interviewing yourself
kek
bAAsed
Kek interviewing yourself
>>2344603
I did.
Fuck I'd rail the shit out of Chrisley's daughter.
>>2344603
It was great, they definitely held back cause they're gonna have PPV matches together after mania
>>2344603
We all got worked hard by that fake-out
>>2344603
Can't even lie. Been a while since I was that worked.
>>2344589
http://network.wwe.com for the small price of $9.99
HOW DOES RAW KEEP WINNING IT'S NOT FAIR IT WAS OUR TURN
Why does AA have a banana in his pocket?
kek, Neville Level
>>2344616
>>2344601
no /tv/ is a straight thread
>>2344615
Anon. They most certainly did not. Calm down.
>>2344615
this
What's wrong with Neville's body? Are those bruises?
>>2344616
You can't never have enough Potassium
So they are really going with Shane vs AJ
Noam Dar title run when
>>2344624
It's Rawtist falseflagging
>that wrestlemania rollercoaster ad
>>2344626
Did you not watch Sunday night's match? Both of them were hitting each other pretty fucking hard in that match. He doesn't seem to have them anymore, but Jack had welts post match as well.
>>2344616
It's a Reddit meme.
Not even joking.
>>2344637
Damn, I didn't thought they were that bad
Can i get a quick rundown on the banana man?
>>2344637
Also
>watching Fastlame
>>2344643
His gimmick is he likes bananas
Where the fuck is Gran Metalik?
>>2344650
With Kane
>>2344652
In Hawaii?
>The banana man is a vegan
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>feel the glow t shirt
Cringe
>>2344626
side effects of too much synthetic testosterone
lel, Dar can't even lower the ropes
AAAH
does Brian Kendrick have a Asian fetish?
what
>a Brian Kendrick
top kek
You know, 205 is finally shaping up.
After Kendrick being the only worthwhile heel, we have Neville
After having no face people care for, we have Jack and AA and maybe Swann
There's not enough trannies in 205 Live
Christ those veins on the side of Neville's head
TIME FOR BASED AA
I watched Ride Along last night
Neville's accent wasn't nearly that bad
Is he pretending?
I like AA's package
Have you guys seen it? IT WAS MASSIVE
>>2344776
it was a nice package
>>2344780
I fucking know right.
I hope they show his package again on raw
crowd doesnt give a shit, they should have done this last night where people cared
Is Austin Ares even that good? Everything I've seen from him in NXT wasn't that interesting desu
>>2344791
Maybe , but have you seen his package?
It almost looks like he has a banana in his pocket!
>>2344791
He's one of the best talents from TNA - take that for what it's worth.
>>2344795
Is he closer to Neville or Jack?
Kek Neese's voice is not intimidating at all
>>2344804
nor is his large bum
Now time for based Talking Smack
That elbow is lame as fuck
Damn is AA /Ourguy/?
He is the entire package!
YUUUUGEEEE
Kek Based Bryan shooting and crapping all over Raw Talk
RAW TALK BTFO
Damn Bryan just missed that perfect opportunity to make a dead Owen joke
>Don't be on bad shows.
BRYAN BTFO BY BASED BLISS
>>2344825
That's a little too tasteless even for tout
>>2344828
Nothing is too tasteless for Tout
Daniel with the bad jokes is the best
>>2344831
dis nigga
Wait is Renee gonna be part of this?
>>2344835
It sounded like a tease when she said "Anyone on the show?"
>>2344837
I think the tease is for Naomi coming back early
based Titus bouta shoot hard
>>2344844
call your dad anon
how is being in the low/ mid card battle royal an announcement?
>>2344835
Yes. Renee Young will fight Baron Corbin.
>>2344846
the winner gets a Barron Corbin push
SNOOP IN DAHOUSE
>>2344850
>We're back to intergender championship
Based Smack
>Someone gets to pin Renee
>Someone gets to touch Renee
reee
BIG HOG
>>2344835
>Ambrose calls out Corbin
>Corbin on the titantron
>Renee is shown tied up on a chair
>Corbin licks her cheek
>Ambrose runs to the back
>finds the empty chair with a ripped shirt left behind
How hard do you mark?
>>2344857
That's a little too far
GORILLA POSITION
Fuck Hayes and fuck Road Dogg
Shit did AJ say Do your fucking job?
MUH NIGGA ROAD DOGG
>Jimminy Christmas
based Road Dogg handling the shit
What was Cole doing there?
Post yfw Road dogg vs AJ Styles at wrestlemania
Why the fuck was Michael Cole in Gorilla?
>Shane broke one of the machines
>That's why we keep seeing that unicode tweet
>>2344877
Is 4 hr erection Tom taking his place?
>miz
time for gold
>>2344877
Time for Big Erection Tom
WIGGERS BTFO
Big bantz Mike fucking shooting his dick off
brother is shooting
BIG MONEY MIZ SHOOTING ON CENA
PUT THE FUCKING STRAP ON HIM AND SEND HIM TO MARS VINCE
>Maryse's face
BASED MIZ STEALING THE SHOW
BIG SHOOT MIZ AT IT AGAIN
wtf I hate Cena now
HOLY SHIT THESE BANTZ
BASED MIZ TRYING HIS DARNDEST TO GET THIS FEUD OVER
CENA ABSOLUTELY BURIED
BASED FUCKING MIZ HOLY FUCK
HOLY SHIT JOHN CENA BTFO
WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL WWE SHILL
SHOOT
BRYAN, BRYAN'S SKULL AND INDIES BTFO
>I CAN BUT THEY WONT LET ME
OH SHIT
FUCKING SHOOTOUT ON TALKING SMACK HOLY FUCK
>We will see in a year and a half.
bryan getting worked
Bryan doesn't give a single shit. Did he just confirm he's wrestling in a year and a half.
BRYAN BTFO
MIZ SHOOTING ON TOTAL BELLAS
D BRY BTFO!
>I can't or they won't let me? Wait a year and a half and see what happens.
Welp, Bryan's going to Japan.
B T F O
T
F
O
Lol at Maryse calling anyone plastic.
MAKE SURE THEY FEEL COMFORTABLE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
AAAAAAAAaAAA
NIKKI AND HER LEGS OPENED OPPORTUNITIES ACCORDING TO BASED MARYSE
FUCKING KEK
NO RING NIKKI ABSOLUTELY BTFO
OH SHIT BASED MIZ AND MARYSE DROPPING NUCLEAR BOMBS
BASED MIZ GIVE THAT MAN THE FUCKING BELT NOW
this is some great stuff
TYBM
>>2344918
Pretty sure he was saying "That's when my contract's up, so if they don't clear me, I'm fucking gone!"
I'M NOT A MIZ MARK
I NEED A FOLDER , SEND ME YOUR BEST MIZZES
Is Big Bantz Mike fucking officially /ourguy/ now? I mean come the fuck on
>>2344939
Always has been mate
>>2344939
these nuclear bomb promos are helping his case for sure
>>2344938
The only one you need brother
We are too blessed to have Talking Smack every week
Those 9.99 are worth it just for Talking Smack
>>2344938