RAW GAMETHREAD 5 - No Dimes Edition

cringe

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>>2339260
pedotrip back on

>little girl avatars

>>2339260
yeah, you are

How will they spin this shit show?

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>>2339236
Stop watching Ram

>bayley in

finally something good

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>belly to belly
>finisher

>Bailey promo
WATCH THEM RATINGS DROP

>>2339299
Jericho and Owens will come and repeat their opening segment again, word for word, to end it.

piss break

>two threads up at once

>Bayley promo

Time to take another dump.

The worst shit of raw reunited in a same segment

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Why is Cathy so cute bros?

God I love muting women's segments

>>2339307
I missed the beginning. Was it good?

Jesus Christ Bayley is horrible

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face Bayley = Im a Hugger

heel Bayley = ???

>My year only started and ended with WM
wot

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>Crowd turning on Bayley

Literally no promo skills.

>>2339318
It was meh. Jericho being the face, Owens saying "I used you" then Owens and Joe beat up Jericho until Sami comes in.

Still one hour left

HERE COMES /mlp/

Why do they emphasize every week how much of a loser Bayley was growing up?

She was definately that weird ugly girl who smelled funny.

>it's an "I'm a wrestling fan just like you and I'm trying to live my dreams" character

get a real gimmick

PLEASE END THIS

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RECORD REVENUE REIGNS WORKING THE SMARKS

There's no reason to cheer Bayley on main roster. Atleast in NXT, she was an actual likeable underdog. She's done nothing but win since she was called up.

>ON THE SHOW

Log off, Bayley.

>>2339320
I'm a Rapist?

>Sasha doesn't even get pops anymore

Reddit BTFO

>>2339323
Because this show is fucking dead. Her segment is low energy.

Autism: The Promo

>It doesn't matter how you get there, it only matters where you're going.
>Yet has repeatedly halted and restarted matches because of reasons.

finally the heel turn

heel sasha? cool

>>2339336

no he's not

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>had a dream I
>hadn't neighed yet

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What's worse?

Bayley segment or New Day segment?

terrorist in the front row

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Christ, Wrestlemania somehow just got worse.

>>2339333
she still is

>>2339320
thugger like the usos

Based Palestinian flag guy

>>2339332
Don't insult us

Sasha and Bayley have the same face character: "Ever since I was a little girl, I've wanted to be right here, performing for all of you, the WWE Universe!"

>>2339347
They're both shit.

>>2339347
Bayley. At least 2/3 New Day members can talk.

>>2339355
Sasha is a better heel.

>that guy with the terrorist flag

how did he even get in the arena in the first place?

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>Palestine flag

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>Dana

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>Dana

Charlotte looks hot as hell in casual clothes

>>2339355
Bayley does it better

>Roadblock

JUST

>>2339364
jew church BTFO

Sasha should really wear a hat or a headband to hide her forehead

Did Foley read that off his hand???

Dana is hot af

>>2339364
Allahu akbar.

Dana's here! Get your dicks ready fellas

Charlotte looks hot as fuck with the choker and in all black

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>Based bimbo Brooke

>>2339363
>>2339364
>>2339352
Nigga even dressed up as the uni-bomber.

Women can't into promos

why doesn't she get the mole removed?

>>2339236
NEEThammer BTFO

>>2339364
Hey kike

>>2339369
They're both pretty shit at it

Dana "Large Mammories" Brook

>>2339375
That's his thing now cuz he fucked it up 3 times

NICE BOOBIES

>>2339375
its his new meme because of his brain damage

>tfw you'll never be cucked by charlotte

>>2339236

Nia Fats comes out when?

CM PUNK!!

CM PUNK BTFO

CM KEK BTFO

CM PUNK DESTROYED BY BASED STEPH.

CHICAGO AND PHIL BTFO

>>2339392
>>2339389

Depressing

I was told Mick would get fired tonight

What is the purpose of Dana Brooks?

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>Dana

>>2339379
I feel like Charlotte always looks better in regular clothes

STEPH JUST BTFO CRINGAGO

PUNKETTY NEVER GONNA RECOVER

>chanting CM Punk during a women segment

wat

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SHE FUCKING SAID IT

Chicago Phil BTFO again

NIGGERCAGO BTFO

CHICU.CKS AND CM C>UCK BTFO

STEPHANIE IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING ABOUT RAW

CM KEK BTFO

seriously, Steph needs to knock it off with the cm punk thing

Cuck Manlet Phil and Chicago BTFO by based Steph.

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>>2339398
>>2339399
>>2339400
>>2339402
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

CM KEK BTFO

>>2339405
To make my pants suddenly fit weird.

I want to give Dana the hardest dicking of her life.

DANA IS FUCKIN STACKED

>>2339405
to be the best cumslut in the locker room. I would pay to watch her sextape

CM KEK BTFO HOLY SHIT

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>"its a Mick gets cuck" episode

>>2339419

That's really the way to make them stop.

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>steph's music

jesus christ get a new theme

Cuck Foley needs to fuck off

>>2339412
they're chanting it at stephanie, they were more than willing to listen to the chicks bad promos until steph inserted herself for no reason

>who's the boss
Tony Danzetty BTFO

>>2339398
>>2339399
>>2339400
>>2339402

what did Steph say?

The boss is Tony Danza

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CHICAGO BTFO BY STEPHANIE

In a ridiculous twist, Mick proposes a number one contender's match for the title shot

insane

>>2339430
You mean every episode of Raw?

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>Mick is cucked again

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HOLY FUCK PHIL ON SUICIDE WATCH

It's nice when Steph makes mick look like the bitch he is

Why do they even go back to Chicago? Crowd sucks..

>Randy Savage chants

Mick's gotta go. Jesus.

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>this crowd

Jesus christ at least Steph handled it well

>>2339436
"CM Punk? You guys are so predictable. I hate that little kike, and I hate you, too, Chicago."

>>2339431
theyre going to do it every time since any mention of her saying cm punk is a victory for them

>>2339434
What Does she have to do with cm punk

>>2339442
kek

>>2339444
trips dont lie

Does Bayley's face just always look like she's about to cry by default?

bayley the ugliest person in the ring and foley is right next to her

Oh boy, can't wait for Nia Jax to fuck up the Sasha/Bayley match so they can make it a 4-way

Why even come back to this shitty city?

Dodgy finish and triple threat incomiing.

>>2339446

not dead tho

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>Triple threat at WM again
Please god no

>>2339449
The best way to deal with unruly children is to ignore them
Unless they are your children, then you do what you gotta do

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>Anon's dad walks in

>>2339434
You could hear it during Bayleys promo.

How much does it make Pulled Pork Steph seethe that no one gives a shit about her feminist crap and they would rather chant for a crybaby manlet hypocrite whiner?

Bayley looks like she is about to cry...

why dont they just hire cm punk back?

he's the most over wrestler ever

just give him whatever he wants and watch the ratings go back to 1999 levels

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WHERE THE FUCK IS EMMA???

>>2339452
her big nose sperm donator ran him off

Is Sasha wearing a mariachi jacket?

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So is Chicago the most cringe smark crowd?
They used to be pretty /hype/ but this has been embarrassing.

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>who's the boss?

Tfw I'll never be emasculated by Steph

"Beyond Raw"

clever af

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>>2339462
>mfw people still defend that botchfest from last year

Did cuckculture give it their MOTY or some shit?

>>2339468
Punk and Vince hate each other.

>>2339464
kEK'd

>>2339464
He can't keep getting away with it!

>>2339446

>3rd largest city in the country and a guarenteed sell out every time

I wonder why. They ultimately don't care what the crowd chants because they pay for a ticket everytime.

>>2339474
thank god

she's fucing ugly

>>2339463
Ya she fucked up acknowledging it at first, but when they tried to get louder with it she kept talking and they stopped.

>dat ref slide

Im still so glad that emmalina never debuted

I knew i would be right.

Where is she now, fags?

>>2339458
They sell out the place to just chant stupid shit

>>2339374
I actually like the slightly balding look on her.....feeds into my female Klingon fetish

Where's Emmalina? Isn't she part of the wymmens revo?

>>2339469
15 more weeks bro

is Romanetty even going to be on the show or are they too afraid of Chitown shitchanting him

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>>2339464
KEK

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>Stephanie completely sandbags CM Punk chants.
>Fat, outta shape "da bears" Chicago'ites quickly run outta gas, shut up.

Kek.

>>2339474
She probably has more test in her body than any man not on gear

>>2339456
kek

>>2339437
This

>>2339446
its the best crowd in the wwe universe you cuck

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>Steph still getting worked by Punk

>>2339466
No one gives a shit about her because she 2 faced as fuck. One moment she's acting like a face, the turns heel at the next. I guess that makes her good for drawing heat, but nothing she does is good and she talks like she created the ground she walks on.

>>2339477

hatred can be set aside for massive amounts of money

>>2339467
I would too against a crowd like that. Dear god.

Why doesn't the crowd chant Benoit? That's the guy that would get WWE mad, not CM Cuck.

>>2339492
what did she say?

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>>2339481
Shit taste detected

>Crowd not chanting Randy Savage at Steph

>>2339484
wal mart

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>that mic drop
>that silencing of the smarks because they couldn't get to her

truly the goat

that Sasha CAMELTOE... way smaller and nicer than her fivehead

Stephanie is right. Why should Sasha be rewarded for screwing Charlotte? And why should Bayley be rewarded with naming her WM opponent by being so complacent. Stephanie is a beacon of justice in Mick's corrupt regime.

>>2339489
He's in the main event.

No, really.

>>2339476
wasn't it match of the year?

>>2339484
She had her debut but just went back to being Emma right after to shit on the marks.

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>>2339469
MY FUCKING DICK DEMANDS IT! FFS

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>>2339464
I fucking lost it

>>2339476
I know reddit said Charlette/Banks HitC match was the best ever. I saw small clips from it and could tell it was shit.

Just got home what did I miss?

>>2339472
for eddie :(

HOGAN COMING BACK BROTHER

>>2339492
whoms is this seamen deamon

>>2339503
Nothing. She just talked over them. Heh.

Jay Leno vs a horse

>>2339497
he lives in /asp/'s head rent free, im not surprised he still works the boss's daughter

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>>2339511
Holy fuck reddit incarnate

>>2339508
MOMMY I WANT MILKY

>your grace

kek fuckin graves

>>2339499
Would it have the same effect if Punk already has a few million in the bank and can live comfortably without having to wrestle though?

"keep your friends closer and your e-enemy..c-closer..."

>>2339522
The mother.

Anyone else think Bayley doesn't clean her ass right?

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>>2339508
>couldn't get to her

If that was true she would have ignored the chat.

The fact that she acknowledged it makes her look even more pissed. Every time she comes out in Chicago for the next 10 years, she'll get Punk chants cause the fans know it pisses her off.

She literally fell right into their trap.

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>>2339464
Nice

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>>2339518

Women division was a mistake

>>2339527
>haha your argument is invalid because reddit lol
Kys

>>2339534

Why do you think that?

My wife's son loves the New Day

https://media.giphy.com/media/fE6iyKDIa8FQA/giphy.gif

>>2339535
GOAT

Who's worst?
Stephanie or Roman?

show more dana, I already jerked off watching her fitness routine at the Arnold this past weekend

>Women's """"""""wrestling""""""""

graves cracking me up

>>2339545
Roman.

>>2339538
You arent kidding they are shitting up the ring and the announce table at the same time.

GET THIS DIVAS CRAP OFF MY TV

Charlotte is legitimately the worst at talking.
Raw fucking sucks.

>>2339535
Fuck this brain damaged cuck, hope he gets permanent brain damage in his next fight and bedridden for life.... and Fuck Niggercago

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>>2339522
>>2339533
>worked sitcom smarks for 9 years only to be killed off in the first 10 minutes of the finale

GOAT

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>>2339546

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>the crowd

JUST

My favourite tv show? Kings of Queens

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>>2339554
>>2339549
Hating women is the worst and most fake meme on four chan dot com.

>>2339387
Not him, but hi Ahmed

>>2339542
She looks autistic to the point where I'm 105% sure she wipes back to front.

>>2339521
WHEN

Jesus, Charlotte is brutal on commentary

Every time someone mentions flair retiring at wrestlemania i have myself a little chuckle

Bayley should win this match. I know i'm going to get hate because you all hate her, but the champ should win singles competition. Balor never lost a non title match while reigning NXT champ and it solidified him as the best of the brand. This is a problem I saw while Rollins and KO were champs.

>>2339564
yes, but hating women's wrestling is justifiable

>>2339569
SOON BROTHER

Why the fuck is Bayley even on the main roster? She literally has the most boring vanilla moveset on the entire roster. Her finisher is a fucking belly to belly suplex. Seriously, what the fuck?

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How do you feel about his package guys?

>>2339564
>my life in a webm

JUST

Is Chrisley Knows Best good?

They should just replace the Divashit with Based Chrisly segments.

Ok seriously who the fuck is this Chrisley faggot

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>>2339578

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>>2339535
>fans were doing it to troll

Phil is a loser, though.

>>2339566

------..you aren't supposed to wipe back to front?

>>2339583

A literal faggot that no one should be concerned with.

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>>2339578

>>2339577
She's too ugly and autistic for Total Divas

Just turned on my raw recording
Jesus Christ Jericho gets some of the biggest pops

>>2339580
>>2339583
Literally the only good reality show ever.

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>>2339588
...excuse me anon?

>>2339580
It's actually kind of entertaining, don't know why. The daughter is a qt tho.

>>2339583
>>2339590
18+

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this raw fucking sucks, are they even trying to make wrestlemania worthwhile anymore

Not a bad match so far, what's wrong with this raw?

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>>2339588
>wiping shit directly into your pussy

>>2339583
The based secret last hour of Smackdown

>>2339598
t. Chrisley

This is just embarrassing

this pin fuckery is tough to watch.

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>>2339588
wot?

Tfw just got back from my fire date (used tinder) and totally spaghetti'd the whole thing

Least I still got wwe to cheer me up

>>2339599
Brock vs. Goldburg?! How is that not enough?

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>>2339588

>>2339583
>Hating on Big Dick Todd

>>2339609
go on, more about the date

This match is so horrible that everyone is talking about Todd fucking Chrisley instead.

So Dana literally just follows Charlotte around as her submissive bimbo slave?

>this botch fest

This is why Charlotte always has the fucking belt

Nobody can wrestle.

>>2339604
You couldn't give me a higher compliment

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>>2339588

the fuck?

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>>2339609
>least I still got wwe to cheer me up

>>2339609
did you at least get a whiff of her feet?

>>2339580
Wholesome family fun kind of show.
I've watched it for a while now, still can not confirm is he is straight. Seems like one of those super christian, pretend I'm not gay kinda of guys.
He is based tho

Are raw. Never seen a crowd die faster than with this women's match. Holy shit this is awful.

Chicago smarks should chant for Chrisley

>>2339618
Your words make me like her gimmick even more.

People are so into this Jericho/Owens feud, it could have made WM 33. To bad that Oldberg and Lesnar need a title to feud over so they cant get the big one, this could have made the Universal title important and mean something.

SHOCKING

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>>2339601

>not liking shit inside your pussy

You guys know what to screen cap

Crowd is dead

ANOTHER TRIPLE THREAT KEK

JUST

Why do they always finna cry after match

>>2339624
At Raw***

YAASSSSS SLAY QUEEN

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TRIPLE THREAT

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>Triple threat at WM
God fucking damn it.

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>>2339618
>So Dana literally just follows Charlotte around as her submissive bimbo slave?

Would Hogan or Punk returning get a bigger pop?

At one point, Bayley and Sasha wrestled each other in two matches that were the peak of crowd investment ever for Womens matches on a WWE platform....

THESE two main evented a PPV first (not Sasha/Charlotte) and it was a 30 minute Ironman match.

People have been hoping ever since that they would meet again on a grander stage to continue to elevate the division.

Yet here they are wrestling on free TV .... with no build..... and the crowd is silent because the division has been booked to shit.

Just wow.

>>2339646
Here? Punk probably. Anywhere else Hogan.

When was the last time Dana actually had a match? I can't even remember if she was good or not

>crying because you qualified for a match at Mania
>when you've already fought at Mania

God I hope Sasha suffers a career-ending injury sometime soon

I never watched their NXT series of "classics", but were they this sluggish and weirdly sloppy? If so, they seem to be hella overrated.

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FUCK CHARLOTTE, SHE RUINED THE FIGHT FOR BAYLEY REEEEEEEEE

It's going to be a four way dumbasses

>>2339618
Cum dumpster for the boys in the back

NEW THREAD

>>2339632
>>2339632.
>>2339632
>>2339632.
>>2339632
>>2339632.
>>2339632
>>2339632.

>>2339641
>>2339643
as if a fucking 1 on 1 womens match would be better.

>Charlotte
>ass

Pick 1 and only 1

>>2339650
Have sex.

>resists a crossface
>Charlotte interferes
>now just a headlock
>taps out
>this is the champion

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>>2339644
>ywn be Charlottes bimbo slave

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>>2339646
Hogan anywhere but Chicago.

>>2339662
at least it's shorter

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>>2339588
...

>>2339662
It fucking would.

>>2339650
Nerd

>>2339654
I can't even remember what her voice sounds like

Why is Charlotte legitimately the worst part of Raw?

>>2339656
It's actually shocking to me how sloppy both Sasha and Bayley have gotten since getting to the main roster. Charlotte is the only one who feels to me like she has improved or at least stayed at what she was.

>>2339676
how would it be? The matches are always unbearable to watch.

>>2339535
>She literally fell right into their trap.
>"trap"
lolno, Steph did it because she knows it pisses off the fans, she knew exactly what they were going to do and did what she wanted.

>>2339650
>Yet here they are wrestling on free TV .... with no build..... and the crowd is silent because the division has been booked to shit.
The match was awful, Bayley was a mess

>>2339665
all true, but Sashas new booty shorts leave nothing to hide.

>>2339688
Becky has only gotten better imo

>>2339693
>The matches are always unbearable to watch.
And making it a triple threat would somehow make it better?
>Let's make an unbearable match even longer by making it a triple threat

>>2339650
>caring this much about the diva's division

>queue fat music

If Dean and Roman surprise rally behind a wounded Seth at mania against KO, Joe, and HHH I would mark out super hard

>>2339508
MOMMY

I want Charlotte to peg me while dana sits on my face

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The chants continued even after that.