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>>2336979
Their new rumble video was pretty good, they finaly got a ring and they're starting to get larger crowds

WWE Pajeet division with Roman, Jinder, Rakesh, Mukesh the Bad Gay, Big Knife Manju and the Karnataka stable when?

fucking christ indians

>>2336979
PUSH ROHIT

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>>2337031
Is Roman's lost Indian brother a draw?

>>2337568
>Big Knife Manju having to carry all of those jabronis shown

How does he do it?

Unironically the best wrestler to ever come out of india.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGwh6eOWw8o

Better than the real deal

>>2337568
>Manjunetty
>drawing dimes
Get a clue

>>2337734
That's not a knife.

why are they so obsessed with Orton? is it because of his pose?
I've seen two different pajeets who use the name Orton

>>2338297
Pose and RKO.

Though the pajeets also do pretty good power slams.

They also love kofi.

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>>2338224
You have a problem, sir?

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Jek thi Snek

>>2338373
All it takes is One ((1)) Stab .

Based Rohit

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RAMAN'S EMPIRE

>>2338224
Worked by big cuts manju

>>2337568
I swear this will never get old, true legends are born this way.

Do indian marks think Roman is indian?

>>2338634
hulk poogan debut when?

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I HEAR PAHJEETS IN MY HEAD
THEY TALK TO ME
I DONT UNDERSTAND
THEY SHIT IN STREETS

>>2337002
Link? I forgot the channel name

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOM9B9s-bYs

I remember the first time I watched these poos. The first few minutes I was keking because of how stupid it was but by the end I was marking out harder than I have for anything in WWE in a long time. Bless these kids, I wish I loved something as much as they love wrestling.

>>2339359
The way they edit the commentary in is pretty based actually. Despite the wrestler 's name juggled up, it is pretty much coherent with the in ring action.

>>2339548

I agree 1,000,000%. It's fucking bad ass.

Their booking is actually awesome too, which is kind of mind boggling. Their Royal Rumble was better than this years DESU.

Not even kidding they are fucking awesome

>>2337031
Wwe isn't ready for big knife manju bro

>>2336979
>>2339255
i don't get it
do they run their own ghetto royal rumble in the streets?
are these guys just tech support doing this for fun on the weekend?

>>2337568
Do these guys honestly believe that Ramen is a fellow pajeet?

>>2339605
just watch the match

>>2339605
They have a channel with up to like 600 videos.

Seems like they do it regularly.

>>2339359
So like did any of these guys actually go to wrestling school or what? Cause that's more impressive than the shit me and my friends did in high school.

Mark my words, if WWE Network picked up these poos and put them on the network as an indy. This shit would EXPLODE.

EXPLODE
X
P
L
O
D
E

Do it VINCE! Make their asses famous.

>>2339359

Fuck. Indian Rey was pretty based

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>>2339642

Wrestling schools? In India?

These poos just fucking love wrestling I think. The best thing though is their booking... It... it actually makes sense and is fucking awesome.

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>>2339666

Indian Rey is clearly the best. I don't know what these fags are talking about in this thread.

Also, check my dude. Hail Satan.

>>2339548
Not a fan of the commentary. If these guys did their own commentary and create their own characters they would straight up be legit. Better than TNA and at least.

>>2338391

Is Jake still doing okay? I watched The Resurrection, but everything that happened there already was 3 years ago.

>>2339674
They are also smart enough to not make dangerous moves like their german suplexes.

>>2339696
Kumar has a pretty good powerslam but yeah litle Mysterio is pretty good.

reigns punjabi badass yes !!!!!!

>>2339739
But are they smart enough not to poo in the ring!

>>2336979
If only The Great Shiva wasnt such an skinnyfag.

>>2339674
I'm kinda floored the Rey did that flippy move near the beginning without fucking killing himself.

>>2339359
BASED HAITCH

God I love these kids. The first ten minutes are funny and silly. Before you know it, you're hooked and totally marking out. Their Royal Rumble was fucking BASED!

>>2339359
i cant believe i just watched this entire thing

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>>2339855

The little kids marking out for the Yes Kicks is so goddamn epic.

>/asp/ makes fun of pajeets
>it turns out now /asp/ loves them

Nothing wrong with that though, they are a lot more fun than Raw too.

Someone should contact them and let them know they are over as fuck on /asp/.

>>2340286

I want to send them a real ring or something cool for their promotion.

>>2339359
Based Roman Shiva working the smarks

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>>2339359
Oh God, it's real. I thought they were just edits.

>>2340255
We make fun of them for being such fucking marks.

But they wrestle really well.

>>2339359
>fucking elsworth and rey rey in the final 2

>>2340328
Its India version of ADR and Santino at that RR.

>>2340328

I didn't get the Ellsworth booking either. That was some Russo booking.

>>2340347
It makes sense when you think about it. Ellsworth's character is a guy who gets in over his head because other people helping him gives him a huge ego. After the Rumble, you have Ellsworth once again acting like he's a hotshot because he was in the final two

>>2339359
>Great Shiva
Holy shit that man should be playing basketball

>>2339288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOM9B9s-bYs

Hyped for Pajeet Wrestlemania. Who's taking the belt?

>>2338224
Way to miss the "meme", buddy.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaMDEtZoB-A

>those table spots

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>>2340939
Fuck those dudes are having so much fun.
>that random dog hanging around

>>2340412
holy shit they legit have future in rasslin.
pajeet division when?

kek my brother is named rakesh kumar
gotta show him this

>there are legit pajeets browsing /asp/
kek

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>>2338224

>>2339359
>dat Goldberg pyro

>>2337568
I never noticed until now that they misspelled his name

>>2339359
Pajeets are generally cringeworthy, but that's hardly any bad.

They are having fun, they aren't getting hurt, it's not even that bad of a montage.

do we need to send these skinny fucks some food or something?

the audio editing must be a huge pain in the fucking ass. better production than wwe.

A few of these kids could unironically be decent if they got training. Fuck that orton kid though, he's sloppy even by untrained third world backyard standards

>>2340939
That fucking light tube to the head and a flaming table. These kids are already better bookers than ian rotten

>>2341072
kek

I feel like i'm watching one of those commercials at 3 in the morning about starving kids

>>2340939
based honey

>>2340939
what the fuck is shakti's deal?

he just comes out in the middle to special music and starts breaking light bulbs on folks?

>>2341181
czw indie shitter doesn't know how to work a real wrestling match. Fucking cringeworthy deathmatch CAWs need to stay out of based wrestling reGOATed

>>2339359
Three most impressive things in this match

>1. All of Rey's flippyshit
>2. Goldberg's first Jackhammer
>3. Haitch's elimination

>>2339359
Indian Rey's selling is pretty based. That fucking kid is too good.

Why the fuck watching some Indian kids playing wrestling gives me so much joy, I would gladly subscribe to the pajeet network even if it was only 1 show per month.

>>2341072
they cant afford the food, they spent all their money on the shirts.

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>yfw Pajeet Mysterio joins the Cruiserweight Division

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How did no one mention the random ass Santa hats in the Royal Rumble? The booker of the poos has a sense of humor.

>>2339605
Pajeets take wrestling very seriously

It's still real to them damnit

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>MFW Poo Fastlane 2017 was... actually fucking awesome...

The kids are getting a lot better. Some of the moves they pulled off were sick. I marked THE FUCK OUT for the Blue Thunder Bomb. Poo Ambrose is my nigga.

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>>2342804

The table spot, holy KEK.

OOOHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD

>>2342810

Holy fuck Poo Orton is BASED. This nigger is throwing RKOs at people jumping off the ladder and coming at him with spears. Poo Orton is snapping this shit.

These kids really do get better every episode, lel. Fastlane 2017 was fucking great.

One of these poos is going to be my doctor or the guy selling me slurpees some day. It's fucking beautiful.

>>2340939
>stinkface
heh

also they really fucking go for it in that video, damn

>>2339605
Alley kids who do it as a Hobby
http://www.asianage.com/life-and-style/wwe-made-bhayandar-691
>Co Creator Suraj Jha has been a fan since the 90's
>Jha, a hardened John Cena fan, claims that these moves are practiced well beforehand and are safe. “We don’t wake up one morning with the idea of making a video,” he says. “We choose videos that work with our storyline, learn moves from YouTube, practise for a week or two before getting down to business.”
>They Inform a doctor in the neighbourhood before shooting
Apparently they know it's fake but just don't take wrestling too seriously

>that orton poo
>thos based RKOs
>those sick powerslams
SIGN HIM NOW!!

>Pootista didn't sit out for the Batista Bomb

Disappointing

>>2339359
Fucking ComedyShortsGamer coming out to Kanes music

>>2338224
>WORKED
BKM does it again.

What was that one site where you stream youtube videos and people watching live can comment? Can we do that with these

>>2344176
Nope, hope this helps.

>THAT FASTLANE FINISH
BASED

I legit admire how these pajeets book things better than vinnie mac

>>2344176

This needs to happen.

>>2341181
I can't stop laughing at how random that was

TLCLB

i can smell these stinky fucks threw my MacBook screen straight up feel like earling

Do Indians like Roman because he looks Indian?

He kinda does look like a smaller Great Khali.

>>2344817
do you mean hurling? just lol, save us next time and dont post

Not going to lie Auchwitz Khali made be bust a gut

>>2339647
>This shit would EXPLODE
Choose your words carefully anon

>>2342827
Can't wait to try and hop the counter to rob 7-Eleven and get caught with an RKO

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>>2339359
>their Ryback is the shittiest worker

>>2339359
their wrestlemania is going to be better than vince's

That Rey though..

>>2338224
>BASED BKM WORKING THE MARKS AS ALWAYS

When pajeets mix /vp/ with /asp/
https://youtu.be/1waTPGEj2sk

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>>2344824
Great Khali is Punjabi, Indian is not a race

These kids are the fucking future, I have more fun watching their videos than I do wwe, tna, roh, lu and most new japan shows.

RAKESH IS THE GOAT

>>2345320
These kids make it to the states
>some will be hired by TNA
>TNA sucks their love for wrestling out of their souls
>make it to the WWE
>dancing Indian charicature gimmicks
>realize their dream of being world champion will never happen because Vince is racist and hates brown midgets
>they'll be 205 Live mainstays at best
This is their best case scenario

>>2345332
BASED STREET SNEK WORKING THE MODERN SANITATION SYSTEMS

>watching the elimination chamber vid
>based big show with that double suplex
>those off the top rope spots
>brck lesnar taking everyone to suples city
>dirty snake randall guest ref
Holy shit this is actually entertaining its nearly 3 am and im watching pajeets wrestling in an alley

Pajeets vs these niggers
Who will win
https://youtu.be/yws9bnxwllA

>>2345365
>circle ring
is that some tna shit

pajeets win, easily no lie.

https://youtu.be/TcjqPDwoW1k
MiTB

>>2341181
IT'S NEW DELHI!
IT'S THE POORIGINAL GANGSTER, NEW DELHI!
HE MADE GOOD ON HIS WORD!
HE IS HERE!

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Why are the alley malnourished kids so much better than the Indian city kids?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gF56xPugRI

>All these shit
>People still haven't posted /ourguy/ bad gay

Shit aspies get it together

>>2345346
Or they could create Poocha Underground.

>>2344176
You can do that with Rabbit

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>>2345144

Holy shit, I am hype for the Poo Wrestlemania.

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>>2340939

>the Joey Styles OH MY GOD at 6:05

>>2345487
Based Killer of Lezends

>>2344176
http://rabb.it

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>>2345487

Kikebook/mukesh.kanna.9465

EXPOSED

>>2336979
>There are people who don't watch yardtard feds every day

>>2340939
BASED POOKISHI TAKING ALL THE BIG SPOTS

unironically popped for the ladder leg drop spot

how is shakti so versatile? im a legit fan now wtf.

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>ywn get a group of buddies together and build a makeshift ring in the middle of the street and have a royal rumble in front of a small crowd and a sleeping dog
im almost 30 and id legit get in the ring and have fun with those guys

>This thread

Aside of the soccer stream, this is undoubtedly the best thread on /asp/. I can't stop laughing at every single video.

It's all about Poo Rey, Poo Orton and Poo Ambrose. Literally no one else in this company is over, brother.

>>2341181
Is he the only guy not based off of an actual wrestler?

>>2339359
I marked hard for Rakesh

>>2347491
He is a "Created Wrestler"

>>2347491
He was Edge in the Rumble and Fastlane.

This is the first time I'm watching this and expected it to be something retarded.... but it's not retarded.

>>2347491

He was so over with the marks as edge in other videos that they let him make his own gimmick as a transfer from CZW

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANiQEvnZihU

> that snuka moment 06:05
Jesus

https://youtu.be/6UKh2v4KZuw
>that disclaimer
Heh

>>2347856

Fuckin' Poo Rey is a legend.

>>2347856

Holy shit the lucha kid is incredible

>>2345314
At 3 minutes Mukut hits Rohan with a devastating Swanton Bomb. Based.

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>>2347856
>tfw underage poo rey is a better rey than real rey is now

https://youtu.be/pBsacqlZZHQ
Chamber 17

>ignore this thread because thought it was typical /asp/ making fun of poo in the loo
>see it up to 100 reploes days later
>now 150
>decide to check it out
>what the fucking fuck is going on, /asp/ is PRAISING the pajeet wrestling now, what kind of shitty meme is this
>watch a couple of videos
>they are fun as fuck
>they actually do some fucking based spots, matches are agile and dynamic
>currently loading more videos to watch

I was expecting something cringe and shitty, but it's stupidly fun in a weird way, that TLC was AMAZING and I just love how they have fun doing all of this.

wtf i love pajeets now?!?

>>2345365

Pajeets win, better moves, not slow as shit.

>Circle trampoline

>>2348465

>HOLY SHIT THE ENTRANCES!
>My sides, this is great

>draws
Poo rey, Poo snek and Poo Ambrose
Honey best midcarder

>>2345365
>trampoline
Pajeets build their own shitty ring and those nogs can't?

>>2347856
Damn.. poolisto is a fucking madman

>>2348620

I thought it was all a big joke, but then once the novelty wore off I realised that a lot of the spots were pretty damn good and the kids clearly practiced this loads and had a real passion for it.
It also reminds me of when we used to have royal rumbles in school or had matches with friends.

>>2348465
Shakti works pretty stiff with those chair shots

>You will never enjoy wrestling as much as pajeets

Why live

>>2349840
;_;7

Bump for Zakir Ambrose!

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>>2339359
Digging the shirt, but I think they messed up the order.

>>2351762

Ric Rakesh is the most underrated man in the business, brother.

>>2339359
>kids marking out for based poo dbry
GOAT

>>2351762
Drugs Rock Sex Roll sounds like a very expensive sushi roll.

When is Poo Wrestlemania coming out?

>>2352543
When the original Wrestlemania comes.

>>2339359
>that moment when Vinay Singh and Rohit took out Big Himang
HOLY SHIT

Honey is the shadow MVP, taking all the hard spots like a champ.

>>2352740
GOAT midcarder

>>2337794
Good finish 2bh.

>>2352874
Very true.

one of the best threads on /asp/ right now.

Kek at this thread

>>2337794
Those were nice RKOs

>>2336979
Why are they all so skinny and malnourished?

What happened to all the real men in India?

>>2354937
Thats what happens when you live in a place where you shit where you bathe and drink. Also when the fuck have you seen a fat guy in India?

Women's division when

>>2345314
>that whisper in the wind
>Based Rakesh Kumar Orton
>that finish

This is so great. I marked out for that last fall.

>>2354961
There is the comedian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XioNFappZXY

>>2346672
I'm surprised it's still up. We can have 50 mojo or brie threads but let us actually have a fun thread like this or the based Godzilla thread and the faggot mods delete it.

>>2337794

>that table

How does this promotion keeps getting better?

>>2345318
>implying the search rates aren't the highest in india and pakistan for every wrestler
Here's AJ Styles:
https://trends.google.co.uk/trends/explore?q=%2Fm%2F037s35

Get BTFO, smark.

>>2336979
Is he the greatest of all time?

>>2348465
>tfw Zakir Ambrose does Ambrose look better than Dean Ambrose

What the heck

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Gookjeet Division when?

>>2356078
How does he do it?

>>2356078
Dean should come out with a smoke flare

Bump for poostlemania SOON™

>>2348465
Pajeet Lesnar is legit good
>that fucking drawn on tattoo

>>2358096

I just wish he took better care with his germans. Someone is going to dislocate their shoulder if it hasnt happened already.

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>Every single time Shakti's in

God bless this motherfucker

>>2358340
>Elimination Chamber
>Tries to avoid chair shots
>Gets stiffed by Big Himang by being thrown into the cage

Shakti learning the hard way about the business.

>>2358340
Shakti is the GOAT, aside from Rakesh Kumar Orton and Zakir Ambrose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaZk9-2x4vI
MITB 16

>>2359573
>CREATED PLAYER
fuckin lmao

https://youtu.be/ZKN_RSJUO_k
Ultimate X... whatever that is
2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5P0KNoeir8
Hardcore match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cyq8v2NaTY
Buried Alive 16

>>2359595
>sponsored by Zebronics

>>2359573
Based Big Spots Sagar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seWKHbaja-4
6 man tag IN INDIA

not Angaar/ReGOATers, but worth a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-dBCvv0OHw

and a laugh

STEEL CAGE/LUMBERJACK
NOW WITH OWN COMMENTARY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGWfNLaE2ms

ayy

>>2337794

Actually a pretty nice ending

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>>2337568

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Kevin Owens is GOAT

>>2359618
>Those German Suplex

Damn

>>2360996
Birthday Wishes To Roman Regins

>>2359589
>based Rohit the Poonamenal One
>that flaming table at about 4:20
FIRE THIS UP MAN, I SAY IT

>>2361549
>>2359589
The Donald Trump shaving armpit bit at 7:30 had me losing my shit

Rakesh Kumar Orton vs. Zakir Ambrose when

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>>2359595
>That god tier taker entrance
undercarder put to shame by a couple of poos in an alley

>>2361591
>undercarder put to shame
>pic related is best entrance in human history
what did you mean by this?

>>2360996
Birthday Wishes To Roman Regins

So we have to start a new general thread for these guys when this one hits the limit, right? These street pahjeets are too based to die.

>>2361634
Call it /pwg/ - Pajeet Wrestling General

>>2361634
save it for each time they upload a new event?, don't want the general autism of the rest of /asp/ to catch on the pajeets and kill the fun

>>2337568
>REGINS

>>2362218
Name it after the monster draw

Its /rkg/ - Rakesh Kumar General

What's their official channel? The one with the videos linked here only has a few videos.

>>2363885
Wrestling Reloaded is the new official one.
AngaarTV is the previous one.

>>2363891
Cheers. Just saw they do divas matches with wigs on. Top kek.

>>2363894
>they do divas matches with wigs on.
Link it please

>>2363830
oh shit

>>2363916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWyBHvX4drE

>>2363932
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>2339359
>HBK and HHH working together to take out Pajeet Show

HOW IS THIS ACTUALLY FUCKING GOOD?

>>2363932
I like how I can't tell at first if the white shit moving on the screen is a video effect or just trash blowing in the wind,

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its 3am and im watching hungry punjabis put on wrestling matches that are actually fun

it feels good and bad at the same time

>>2364114
These guys need to have their own adult swim show.

>>2363932
>indian traps wrestling on a rooftop
Why is this fucking amazing?

>>2360996
Birthday wishes to Roman Reigns

>>2364114
It's sad for the wrestling business when we are more entertained by starving pajeet teens doing flippy shit in a shit coated alley for 12 poos and a dog then their "superstars"

>>2352874
>>2355035
>>2344334
>>2360336
Literally the ending to the WWE Championship Fatal Four Way at Backlash 2007

>>2364412
Huh.
I guess i'm not 18+ enough, and i'm 21

>>2345314
>Its time for a comeback: Rakesh Kumar Orton
chills

>>2345314
What the fuck is Shakti's problem? He comes out to his weird mixtape and slaps everyone making them all look like pussies (including his own team) and then kicks out of a twist of fate, a dirty deeds and 2 rkos. Fuck. Rakesh should have gone over. Fuck this company.

>>2364450
He was a draw as edge, so they repackaged him.

>>2364450
I'm totally gonna bitch about this on Twitter

rohit gets booked strong af imo

>>2364450
BIG BEATS SHAKTI WORKING THE SMARKS

>>2364450
>anti-smarks will defend this

>>2361634
/poo/

>>2342827
In Moot's case his boss kek

>>2364831

/pajeet/

>>2339713
agreed

someone should send them the big manju memes, this has potential

>>2359595
>genuinely thanking and appreciating their audience

based pajeets