Webm/gif thread
>>2326617
>exposingthebusiness.webm
>>2326719
Based Big Dog Working The Miz's Face
>>2326722
Kofi still goat of Miz face smashing
>>2326732
wtf maria thats paint
>>2326739
who /whackyline/ here
>>2326585
>>2326719
Normally I do not care for Roman.
But this was cool.
>>2326750
>>2326753
>struggles to lift a cruiserweight
>>2326775
How much can you bench?
>>2326778
more than u
>>2326782
>struggles to lift 230 lbs with one arm wow he's so weak
>lifts hot-pockets into mouth
>>2326787
FUCKING RHYNOFAGS GET OFF MY IMAGEBOARD
>>2326789
kek Austin can't take Germans for shit.
>>2326796
why cesaro have a leaf
>>2326798
Do you know who Tyson Kidd is?
>>2326799
like thats perfect heel shit... he'd be so good at it..
>>2326799
Thats cool if you're about 5 years old. If youre posting this unironically thinking that it was badass just kys
>>2326801
was KO on roster when they were a team or is it a tribute to his broken neck friend
>>2326805
I think KO debuted after he'd already been injured and Cesaro wore that arm-band for like 6 months until he also got injured.
>>2326815
lucha dragons should still be a team
>>2326819
Good thing they're still on the same brand, oh wait...
>>2326826
they broke up before the split...
>>2326780
I usually don't like botches too much, but this one makes me laugh everytime, based Ryback Rules.
>>2326719
>sports entertainists are so shit they have to hit each other for real
Fucking kek
>>2326829
They were still together since Kalisto was still US champ and Sin Cara would come out to help him against Rusev.
>>2326796
Its impressive because Owens is so fat he should be a jobber
>>2326799
>jumping just to get hit
So fucking retarded. At least put your hands in a double axe handle position or something.
>>2326840
Flying nothings are the absolute worst
>>2326797
That seems like a very good way to take a German, dipshit. Nice and not on the back of your fucking head.
>>2326796
That entire KO/Cesaro/Rusev fight and Rusev's match with Cena after it may have been the best 45 minutes of RAW in the past five fucking years.
So, naturally, the berried the fuck out of all three of them shortly thereafter.
>>2326835
I completely forgot that Seth used to have half his hair blonde.
>>2326846
Taking moves like a pussy is a good thing now? You must be a Miz fan.
>>2326846
Then it's not a german suplex.
>>2326857
>Better spinebuster than Batista
Anyone remember this meme?
>>2326830
It's a fucking mystery how Shane lived to see his 40s after that match
>>2326862
>>2326869
>Kurt looking at Shane
He knew that didn't go right.
>>2326869
>>2326872
Anyone who doesn't respect Shane for agreeing to this stuff is either underage or just a moron.
>>2326856
>muslim wrestler
>uses an exploder suplex
>>2326875
Let's try it again
>>2326870
Didn't Kurt say in some interview that he asked Shane if he was okay or some shit and Shane just told him to do it again?
>>2326875
I think you can see Kurt go "Dude, you gotta stop this" right at the end there.
>>2326877
Maybe this time it'll work
>>2326877
At least Kurt thought to catch Shane on the way down on that one.
>>2326785
Not an argument
>>2326789
Why didnt he stay in the E lads
>>2326879
I think Kurt broke his tailbone on the match and Shane was just fucked from the drops to his head. Its prettt impressive that they actually finiahed the match
>>2326799
Cringe
>>2326932
BBDWTOS
>>2326885
I unironically can't tell if that's a fan dressed as ambrose or not, he just looks so different.
>>2326985
Hairline keeps receding every month
>>2326897
Really, the direction the company went, they would have fucking ruined him along with everything else.
>>2326917
Yeah, you can see that they were cut up by the glass, which doesn't happen to the point of blood running down one's face or arm like that with the stunt glass
>>2326775
>what is acting intensity
>>2326875
i think this was the worst bump of the night
>>2327508
Kurt took a suplex on the ramp and broke his tailbone. He says it was one of the most painful things he has expierenced I believe
>>2326592
Fucking based.
PUSH AXEL
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>>2326585
That's a michinoku driver
>>2326602
It's so simple, but I really love the Wine Glass Power Bomb.
>>2326775
m8 I don't care what you say deadlifting a 212 pound man is pretty fucking impressive.
>>2326819
Breaking them up was really stupid. They'd be a great addition to either tag team division and both guys have floundered since splitting.
Was the idea to like, push Kalisto on SmackDown Live, or something?
>>2327576
yeah but lucha thing happened
>>2326851
What episode?
>>2326888
Randy can be so much goddamn fun, why is he usually so lame?
>>2326719
Looks like this is the first real punch Romanetty has ever thrown in his life.
>>2327580
>Vince didn't embrace it and make a 'DO A GOOD LUCHA THING' t-shirt
Stupid old men don't know a good meme when they see it.
>>2326815
cesaro is always the one who takes the insane moves. he took like 2 yoshi tonics.
means they trust him a lot to pull them off
>>2327574
Cesaro has made Ramen looks weak though.
>>2326985
5 o'clock shadow makes him look less like a child
>>2327574
>212 pound deadlift is impressive.
>>2326649
That table leg is so close to digging into his neck.
>>2326806
Sexy Star is the worst in every way.
>>2327914
Except he doesn't have full function of both arms.
Imagine deadlifting and holding the plate of the bar with your left arm instead of the middle of the bar.
>>2326719
when was this?
Love his heel work
Miss his flippyshit
>>2326745
I loved the one he did in that battle royal last week
>>2327767
Cesaro is stronger based on feats but in story Roman is considered stronger
>>2326775
It's so strange. Reigns looks strong but he is so freaking weak compared to other guys on the roster.
>>2327639
This is after I didn't watch anymore but damn it seems like Vince tried to carry the whole show on his own shoulders after Austin and Rock left.
>>2326588
Is this Cedric Alexander before he lost all the weight that they always mention?
>>2327951
Damn, that is some air time.
>>2326848
And he rolls out of the ring.
>>2326780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
>>2327553
Shut up Mauro
>>2328323
sure is. have another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOgDVrOWrbs
>>2327862
Cenas heel turn during Cena &Bella vs Miz & Maryse at WM
>>2326588
It disgusts me how all these little floppy twigs run around pretending to be wrestlers.
>>2328549
not bad
>>2326780
BASED
>>2326745
I don't think that move looks as good as Ambrose thinks it looks
>>2328149
>this is what delusional wewtists desperate for ANYTHING to shit on bbd for actually believe
>>2326879
Yup. Shane O'Mac, which way did he go?
>>2330041
And the video speed has been increased to make it more surprising kek
>>2326739
god i wish that were me
>>2330309
Honestly Shane is a fucking madman and even though he's not a "true" wrestler and his moveset only consists of spots and shitty punches, I still respect him for putting his body on the line so many times when he didn't have to do it.
>>2327526
I wish a nigga would. Now he'll probably just swagger/Cody/ryback/Del Rio himself soon
>>2327593
Actually it looks like a worked punch. This is wrestling. Nice try tho
>>2326724
this was amazing
>>2327862
Asuka loved every single minutes of that.
>>2326904
I want to fuck Stephanie so bad.
>>2326833
What's the botch?
>>2330041
It was cool the first couple times he did it. It's not now because it's done LITERALLY
L I T E R A L L Y
every match he's in
>>2335277
>nikki bella's entrance on a recent smackdown
>does the ass gyration
>cuts to a 12 year old girl in the audience
>does the shirt rip off
>cuts to a different 12 year old girl in the audience
what kind of sick production team runs smackdown
>>2335489
no shit, she booked it
>>2326869
shane got a concussion from this
>>2326780
it not really ryback's fault the table broke the way it did
>>2326870
>>Kurt looking at Shane
>He knew that didn't go right.
>Awshit I've killed the boss's kid
>Bosses kid says 'do it again'
>>2326780
Ryback didnt want to break that mac on the table
>>2326729
What the fuck am I reading?
Anyone got more JJ?
>>2326755
Brock is remarkably good in ring when he bothers. His selling was top notch through this match
>>2326835
Seth/Dean matches were so great I don't give a shit what anyone says that feud was amazing
>>2326906
Holy shit I remember making this back in /wwe/ upon request. Didn't think it'd even float around. Poor Rusev.
Anyone have RVD crushing Triple H's trachea? Just look at the way he "sells" that shit
>>2326601
"Now im not saying Vince Russo killed Owen Hart"
-Jim Cornette on Owen's death..
>>2326870
You can see him saying "fuck"
>>2340253
fucking hell
could he have taken that any worst?
>>2326917
Kind of. Bruce Prichard podded about this, saying it was gimmicked glass, but the set guy had used too much lacquer when adding the decals, and it absorbed just enough surface tension to not break.
>>2326815
Jesus christ modern "wrestling" sucks so badleh.
>>2326848
I've seen this clip 100 times, yet every time I watch it I still shit my pants that the referee is going to get in the way at the crucial moment.
>>2342028
BASED AF
>>2342028
>/asp/ - Alternative Sports and Dancing
>>2342028
This is the moment that to me modern wrestling died
>>2342028
Say what you will about this sequence, but it requires a lot of coordination, athleticism and preparation to not fuck it up in any moment. It's very impressive.
>>2342292
Go watch ballet faggot
>>2342028
"wrestling"
>>2342292
if you like 2 men dancing together feel free to go to your local gay club
>>2326753
like a kid trying to lift a bag of groceries
>>2326797
Almost like he had a recently fused broken neck or something.
>>2328155
Austin and Rock main evented that show?
>>2335277
she tries way too hard
>>2342028
the future is in great hands.
>>2328016
Neville in NXT was awesome. Every week he'd come out with some new shit, people would make the case he's one of the best wrestlers in the world.
Now he's just sort of there. Red Arrow is still cool
>>2343058
>>2343059
>>2342028
disgusting
not even pretending they are in a real fake fight
>>2343058
Neville is heel now so of course he doesn't do as much flippy stuff.
>>2343160
Mate he was face for most of his time on the main roster and he wasn't as good as he was in NXT
Now that he's heel it makes more sense, but there's more to wrestling than flippyshit and he's capable of it. He was a bit of a tweener in the Zayn feud
>>2326608
is that The Rock?
This is a fun one of the GOAT
>>2343194
Heel Neville is legitimately the best thing on Raw/205 at this point. Neville's flippyshit is god tier, but he's showing that being fast and flippy is the LEAST of his qualities in being one of the best wrestlers in the world.
Guy's ruthless focus and fucking brutal attacks are incredible. Even his selling. If they let him go unrestrained even as a heel come Wrestlemania against AA then he's going to turn a lot of heads all of a sudden.
BMAJ vs Neville fucking WHEN
>>2343504
haha, based Tri
>>2343530
This is the most praise I've seen for Neville desu. I'm not too big on 205 Live, his works seems decent to me but not even close to some of his matches before.
Wrestling as a heel is quite a different style though, I don't feel like I've even seen enough to say he does it effectively but I'll take your word for it. An AJ match would've happened before the bran split if anything, chances now are ridiculously slim.
Cruiserweights don't even interact with the main roster, nevermind them being on different shows
>>2326739
>...and then she farts!
>>2326740
context pls
>>2326721
Neville will never not be awesome.
>>2327639
Linda standing up was the biggest pop that night
>>2343504
Ref please
>>2343758
Eva disapproves of Paige getting a tattoo of Alberto
>>2344438
oh my god she did lol.
Alberto got the life changing, throw away everything dick
>>2326897
>minors will never know about haitch protecting his spot
18+
>>2345303
That selling was hilariously awful, something you would see in a cartoon
>>2345482
>woman comically oversells
>That selling was hilariously awful, something you would see in a cartoon
>The Rock comically oversells
>hahaha BASED ROCKY GOAT
>>2345493
Her overselling looked unintentional
>>2345497
lol jesus you woman hating faggot
>>2346395
>dat technique
>>2346391
The best tag titles
>>2343077
This was a great feud.
>>2342028
Everything wrong with wrestling in one webm.
This is it right here.
>>2330012
Lose weight
>>2346784
Not really.
>>2346825
I don't care.
>>2346794
>fedoraman literally foaming at the mouth with rage
>>2346829
You cared enough to reply.
>>2346825
The story of the match was them trying to show up each other, yes.
>>2346830
*struggles to lift fork to mouth while eating hotpockets*
(you)
>>2346833
Did you really just resort to that?
>>2346834
>Look at us prancing around like ponies doing air flips wow such show-manship and ***work-rate****
Stop defending this garbage.
>>2346814
"strong"
>>2346839
Are you stupid? You asked a question, I answered, and now you're mad that I did.
>>2346846
It was a rhetorical question, if this is what passes as 5 star """wrestling""""" these days then I'm glad I ain't watching it.
>>2346855
It's not a rhetorical question when it has an actual answer. The story of the match was them trying to outdo each other in showing off acrobatics and being evenly matched in the process.
It doesn't matter if you don't like the story, it still exists as the intended take away.
>>2346855
>wrestling can only be one thing tailored to me reeee
>>2346870
Hi Cornette, now go back to watching 30 minute bearhug competitions
>>2346874
It was only a matter of time till you started deflecting. Shelf-life of 2 responses on this board.
>>2326588
i seen him do that to a tiny woman once, was fucking brutal
>>2346870
Dude fuck off, wrestling is not one type of match forever
>>2346895
Where did I say it was one type of match you moron?
>>2346897
By proclaiming that because a match is focused on acrobatics, it can't be pro wrestling.
Lucha Libre must give you an aneurysm
>>2346870
lol you're making a judgment of a 10 minute match based on one webm.
>>2343058
is this the Neville thread?
>>2346901
>it can't be pro wrestling.
Where are they actually wrestling though? I've seen matches where superstars are trying to out-do each other where they don't do those stupid flips they're doing. A good example being Rey Mysterio vs. RVD.
I enjoy Lucha Libre. What is in that webm is gymnastics/swing dancing, not pro-wrestling.
>>2346912
I would like it to be.
>>2346917
Define pro-wrestling for me and what it can and can't be.
>>2346921
Why can't you answer the question? Where are they wrestling?
Have you ever seen an acrobats show?
>>2346928
Define pro-wrestling for me and what it can and can't be.
>>2346917
taking the name a tad literally aren't we? 90% of "wrestling" in WWE is punching, kicking and stomping.
>>2346950
>Can't answer a simple question
If I wanted to see gymnastics I'd watch the olympics.
>>2346957
Pentagon is just too good, whatever he would do pepople would still cheer.
>>2346958
Define pro-wrestling for me and what it can and can't be.
>>2346958
Asshat, answer his question
>>2346997
After he brings himself to answer mine.
If I wanted to see ballet and swing-dancing I'd watch a Lady Gaga music video.
>>2346917
>I watched a webm of 10 seconds of a match and they weren't doing six piledrivers, where's the wrestling
>>2346999
I don't care about whatever question you asked him, now I'm curious to see your definition of what is or isn't wrestling
>>2347000
Stop same-fagging you loser.
Now explain to me where it is those fruitcakes actually wrestle.
>Oh but they do some cool flips mang
>>2347005
In their match that you never watched.
>>2346999
You claimed to enjoy lucha libre, yet you whine about gymnastics and acrobatics over realism.
>>2347005
Define pro-wrestling for me and what it can and can't be.
>>2347013
>Professional wrestling is a dramatized athletic performance inspired by competitive combat sports. Taking the form of live events held by touring promotions, it is a unique style of combat based on a combination of adopted styles, which include classical wrestling, catch wrestling and various forms of martial arts, as well as an innovative style based on grappling (holds/throws), striking, and aerialism.
Well that's broad as fuck.
>>2347011
>>2347007
Where do they actually wrestle in that webm?
I bet I've watched lucha libre longer than you've been alive. Talking WCW days here, and never in my day did I see something as cringeworthy as I just saw in that webm.
The fact that you're this butthurt about it astonishes me. I guess this is the nu-age of wrestling where this is the stuff that gets fans "excited"...seeing meaningless moves with unnecessary flips and rope work added into it.
>>2347021
>in that webm
>>2347021
>in that webm
Nice goalpost moving, it was about the match as a whole you stupid idiot
still, define wrestling
>>2347021
Please name some of your favourite lucha libre matches and performers. I have a distinct expectation I don't doubt will be met.
>>2347028
Matches are not webms.
>>2347028
Define pro-wrestling for me and what it can and can't be.
>>2347028
>can't answer a simple question
Wew lad, embarassing
now call us all a samefag to look more like a jackass than before
>>2347044
>>2347056
Still didn't define wrestling
>>2347056
If you're going to claim it is literally "all that's wrong with wrestling ever", don't get pissy when you get grilled over it.
>>2347061
I'm getting grilled cause I insulted outlaw wrestling over what was a cringeworthy webm of swing-dancing.
>>2347084
You said it's "everything wrong with wrestling" but you failed to define "wrestling" like the mongoloid you are.
Shameful performance
>>2347086
>like the mongoloid you are.
The only mongoloid here is YOU failing to answer my initial question as to where they actually wrestle.
El Torito vs. Hornswaggle at WEELC was a way better match than whatever's happening in that webm.
I know modern-day smarks like to jerk off to flips like there's no tomorrow and when called out on it you can't even defend that garbage, you have to deflect and get emotional about it.
>>2347099
>>The only mongoloid here is YOU
>no u!
>>2347104
Didn't anticipate you getting this butthurt about me calling garbage """"wrestling"""" what it is....
>>2347099
First of that wasn't me who you replied to in that "where they actually wrestle" post
Second, you failed to defend your own point you made and can't even adress it
>>2347099
>a way better match
>in that webm
Here we see the intrinsic problem yet again.
Deflect from actually answering in any detail and insist everyone is "mad" at you. A low grade tactic that isn't gonna work.
>flippy shit gets the drones seething
BASED AERIAL ASSASSIN
>>2347125
Yeah we saw it. It made zero sense when you first wrote it and linking it again doesn't make it any less nonsensical.
>>2347119
Like refusing to answer where it is they actually wrestle right?
Cause you can't. So you start deflecting and spamming the same thing over and over.
>>2347130
Your question is stupid, that's why no one is "answering" it. In fact, it was answered by asking you to define "wrestling" first, presumably in a vain attempt to make your question less stupid.
>>2347146
Consider that I'm also not answering your question cause it's stupid and doesn't deserve an answer.
>>2347130
Let me answer your question with another question.
Where are they wrestling in this? They're just standing there.
>>2347211
You just went "no u" again, it's not going to work. The question of what you believe is or isn't wrestling isn't stupid, it's very relevant because you are trying to claim something isn't wrestling and challenging people to explain how it is.
We can't explain what about it is "wrestling" if you refuse to explain what you consider wrestling to be.
>>2347216
>You just went "no u" again
That's your job moron. Right from the off-set, I said the webm was what was pathetic then you get butthurt about it, then when I ask you where it is they actually wrestle, you can't do it, instead you start deflecting more and crying.
I bet if it was a Roman Reigns webm I'd responded to you wouldn't have batted an eyelash, but since it's outlaw flippy nonsense with no recourse, you're just about to have an aneurysm.
>The question of what you believe is or isn't wrestling isn't stupid,
It's actually possible to define what wrestling isn't. Just cause it takes place in a ring doesn't make it so, the same way standing inside a garage and break dancing doesn't make me a mechanic.
What's happening in that webm is low-end gymnastics/acrobatics/swing-dancing stuff that I watch at the olympics in the summer when nothing else is on. They are not wrestling, they're not even pro-wrestling, they're just dancing with each other while half naked.
You can keep crying now.
>enjoying thread with ool wrestling moments
>gets derailed by an attention seeking autist asking anon to describe wrestling
we can't have anything nice
>>2347212
Safeco Field, where the Mariners play baseball. WrestleMania XIX.
>>2347243
>Say that one webm is cringeworthy
>Bunch of neckbeards like you jump on my case about it
Also note that I posted a huge majority of the webms in this thread and just came back to check how the thread was doing only to see trash being posted.
>>2347251
You were the dipshit who derailed.
Own it.
>>2347272
It's my thread I can do with it whatever I want.
Sorry I insulted your trashy outlaw garbage wrestling and it sent you into a fit of rage.
Maybe you were looking to post in the gymnastics thread, not the wrestling thread.
>>2347212
I don't see any cringey ballet dancing in that image so you might be onto something.
>>2347279
Sit down, mark.
>>2347285
I don't see any wrestling. They're just standing there.
>>2347290
Why are you comparing a .jpg to a webm? What's wrong with you?
>>2347303
Think about it.
>>2347279
I agree with you, that webm featured gymnastics and not wrestling. HOWEVER...
you then autistically posted the same question 7 times