/asp/ Predicts... Fastlane 2017

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>2 frigid autismo

>>2325886
lame

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Do any of the Crusierweights have a shot at breaking in /asp/'s Top Ten? And how many?

>>2325886
>2Bald-WeirdO

>it's a 2cold pedo thread

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>>2325948
/ourlad/ NevGOAT has to be in the running

>>2325948
>that top 10
>/asp/s

cmon steveO you're not that stupid

>>2325969
i voted for him

>>2325948
>asp's top then guys
>AJetty
>Joe
>Jericuck
>Memey Roode
>Flabsuka

lmao why you spreadin the votes to wew senpai?

>>2325976
A /wwe/ chode being a contrarian? WHY THAT NEVER HAPPENS!

>>2325983
you have to go back

>>2325985
this
Our guys are Roman Reigns and Randy Orton

>>2325985
Back where doc?

>>2325983
>any dissenting opinions are contrarian
>I am objective truth

Trip on Steve

>>2325985
>>2325987
this

>>2325972
me too

>>2325972
i voted for based catboy

>2QueerSteve0

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bump

>>2325992
> any dissenting opinions are contrarian
> I am objective truth
Okay, now I know you're trolling.
> Literally hundreds of people vote and put their opinion's forward, "B-b-but, they all don't agree with my personal opinion! I know, I'll say /wew/ or leddit!"
If you honestly don't think the majority of people on this board don't like based AJ, then you're an idiot who needs to open their eyes.

I have no idea how to call Sasha vs. Nia.

>>2325886
Keep your fucking spam on /wooo/ you autist

>>2326050
Nia will win.

>>2326050
Me too, I feel like there's going to be a bunch of false finishes. Undertaker is going to fuck with Roman and Braun is going to pick up the win.

>>2326060
I just can't see them beating Sasha again at a PPV, she's on a fucking 0-6 slide, she needs SOMETHING to go into Mania on. But there's no reason to beat Nia either because she needs to go into Mania as a threat too! This match is fucking stupid and I dunno why they're doing it.

>>2326065
I honestly feel like Sasha/Nia ends in shenanigans somehow. Maybe double countout. I think everybody's expecting that for Roman/Braun.

>>2326072
>she's on a fucking 0-6 slide
Bray has never won at wrestlemania. Doesn't matter. They're not gonna squash Nia's momentum, Sasha doesn't need the win.

>>2326075
Yeah but Bray has only been pinned clean once since the brand split. Dude has quietly gotten himself a very good resume in the last year.

Sasha has nothing since the last time she dropped the title.

I was going to skip this PPV ... The card really doesn't help to change my mind.

>>2326077

It's always about who needs the win. Sasha doesn't need it.

>>2326079
See you Sunday.

>>2326045
>SEETHING

>>2326080
Fair enough. Kinda wish I could change my vote now. Oh well.

>>2326084
Gladly

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>>2325886
Zayn/Joe is the obvious match of the night.
Also, I hope Owens/Goldberg is a 30 second squash match.

>Tfw don't watch raw but still getting a clean sweep

I've got some bold predictions tonight. My write-up will be arriving shortly.

>>2326075
Should Nia even have momentum? Are you really going to wait an hour and a half into a ppv for a Nia Jax match once she's women's champion?

Voted. Might not even watch

>>2326361
>Should Nia even have momentum?

she's competing for the title at mania so probably

>>2326359
You started watching WWE this year, literally no one cares what you think.

>>2326359
filtered

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there hasnt been a mre obvious card w/l in ppv history

Pre-Show:
>Rich Swann & Akira Tozawa vs TBK & Noam Dar
This will probably be too good for a pre-show match, honestly. TBK is going to do some more of his veteran creativity to trick Tozawa into "re-injuring" Swann. Tozawa will get some time to shine overpowering both opponents but ultimately TBK's tricks will get the better of him. I think Dar will probably be the one to pin him though since he needs a bit of a boost.
>Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson vs Enzo Amore and Big Cass
Enzo and Cass do their thing to hype up the crowd right before the show begins but the pre-show champs are having none of it. They'll come out and attack them before their promo is finished. Either the match gets called off (best case scenario because it make the champs look stronger) or G&A pick up a dirty win.

>>2326451
Fastlane
>Roman Reigns vs Braun Strowman
They're gonna start off with one of the night's biggesr matches. This could potentially be the best match of either man's career so far. Roman will get a lot of early offense in before Strowman takes over for a while. Roman will make a small comeback and they'll be on even ground for a while. Strowman will do a move from the top rope and Reigns will sell it like he's out of the match. Doctors will come down, Cole will start crying, but the big dog doesn't want to quit. Hel'll insist on getting back in the ring. Strowman will smack him around and set Roman up fot the top rope spot. Superman Punch outta nowhere and Strowman falls to the canvas. Arm ejaculation. Punch the floor. BOOOOAAAAAAH shouts Reigns. Spear. 1. 2. 3. lolromanwins.
The rest of the ppv is going to be very heel-friendly to emphasize how strong and heroic the big dog is.
>Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax
This will be quick, but not as quick as their previous match on that pre-show. Nia will win again because Sasha will be popular anyway and I'm sure they want to use Nia for something at Mania.
>Neville vs Gentleman Jack
I think they'll give Jack some promo time before this begins and they'll give the match itself a little bit more time than this belt usually gets. Neville will win it without any tricks, however I think Jack will put up a good enough fight that Neville will have to resort to using the Red Arrow despite not wanting to do flippy shit for the crowd.

>>2326451
>>2326456
Cringe

Gtfo newfag

>>2326456
>Sami Zayn vs Samoa Joe
HHH will have a promo with Zayn earlier that night where Zayn will thank Trips for giving him his opportunity in NXT and Hunter will inform Sami that he will be watching the match closely. HHH will show interest in having Zayn work directly for him if he has the balls to do what is necessary and Zayn will wear a look of uncertainty. This will be the longest match of the night and both men will look great. Joe will suffer a mild "injury" that Zayn refuses to take advantage of. Zayn will ultimately lose because he just doesn't have what it takes to be a killer.
>Kevin Owens vs Goldberg
A shenanigans heavy match. It's hard to divine exactly what goes down because of all the possibilities. If they throw everything plus the kitchen sink into this match that means Jericho beats down Owens but Lesnar beats down Goldberg before he makes the pin. There's a 5% chance the Festival of Friendship was their third fake breakup. Whatever happens, this match is going to end with Kevins Owens delivering a KO Stunner to Goldberg and pinning him to a chorus of boos.
>Bayley vs Charlotte
You bet your ass the women are the main event over Goldberg, and you bet your ass Bayley breaks Charlotte's streak tonight. After a long night of heels and Roman winning, Bayley is going to be showered in cheers and become the more over than every other woman on the roster combined. Believe that.

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Where is Rusev?

>>2326544
Getting beat up by Kurt Angle next Raw. Pray for him.

>>2326451
>>2326456
>>2326461
Are you autistic?

>>2326573
What did you think?

>>2326609
I think you're autistic.

>>2326619
How will I ever recover?

Why not share your predictions? Have some fun while you're here.

>>2326628
Kys nerd

>>2326629
Then who would you talk to?

>>2326630
Ya mama at ya funeral

>>2326636
Hey now, that's mean.

What's your predictions? We can compare them and talk about wrestling.

>>2325948
Neville will probably get good numbers. I did my duty and voted for Drew.

>>2326641
How about you go fuck yourself you little faggot limp wristed caveman looking bitch.

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>>2326646
>getting this worked up by a tripfag

Morning bump.

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>>2326938
thanks for putting so much effort into organizing this for us ungrateful faggots.

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>>2326434

>>2326456
>BOOOOAAAAAAH shouts Reigns. Spear. 1. 2. 3. lolromanwins.

It's amazing how clueless this board is about wrestling. I don't even keep up with the weekly shows and I know that Braun isn't going to get pinned on some D PPV yet some trip here firmly believes this to be true.

>>2326955
My methods of divination are unmatched. My gems have been charging for weeks and are glowing white hot with soothsaying power. There nothing more concrete in its certainty than my patented True Bizzle Crystal Zyyyxles©, they're never wrong and they never fizzle

>>2326986
kys

>>2327007
kys kys bang bang

>>2327028
XD

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Nia Jax will win and I will cum

I voted for your father, the king of Uranus.

1st time voting......hope SAWFT wins the tag belts:)

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>I picked against El Perro Grande

How fucked am I?

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>>2327126
Not at all
Believe in the Big Dog

Bumping for obvious Undertaker run in.

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>yfw Neville breaks William III by using it to attack Jack

>>2327590
I love this picture.

actually pretty excited for this. but i was also excited for EC and that mostly sucked

I hope they dont change the women's title again. Do a dq finish at least if you want to protect you're meme streak.

>>2328841
I'm going into this with my expectations low. I hope they don't fuck it up with gimmicky finishers

The fatties are going 3-0 at this PPV and there's nothing any of you can do about it.

Good morning bump.

>>2327126
Le Meltz said that Undercarder won't interfere at Fastlane but will be in Shitcongo next week

Based Big Dog will win clean against Strowman and after his entrance music is played the lights will go out, BONG, lights go back and nothing happens

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done, will balor return tonight or tomorrow?

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Well, I hope to get post kickshow this time around.

>>2329588
neither

He goes to the cw division after mania, gets squashed by Based Elf-King, and is never seen again

>>2329588
he's too small to hang with the big dogs

>>2325886
Is too late to participate?

>>2329726
He pinned clean the Huge Hound though.

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>>2329588
>tuesday
>aj loses his title shot at WM thanks to shane
>aj starts talking shit
>shane goes 'want revenge? how about mania?'
>aj goes 'nah, i'll squash you'
>shane says 'i never said it was gonna be me, i got a ringer'

Anyone who says finn is a raw guy we'll just say shane struck a deal with foley from raw

>>2329742
Nah Shane is better, he will do his part that no one else does (ie kill himself in insane spots)

>>2329733
Na'h, just follow the link.

I'm picking Bayley to win.

I'm going to Fastlane tonight. Got tickets by the ramp. What should I yell at the wrestlers?

>>2329742
>wasting fucking AJ on Finn

nonono

>>2329789
call em cucks or something shitty like that kek

>>2329789
Please ruin Owens' entrance by screaming fat slurs.

>>2329742
>>shane says 'i never said it was gonna be me

Remember when clueless smarks like (you) thought Shane wasn't really gonna be wrestling at wrestlemania last year against Taker and that somehow Cena was going to be his guy?

Do you ever learn?

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>>2329789
Please pull Neville's trunks down, I NEED to see his geordie sausage

>>2329809
Fag

El bump por el basado perro grande y Neville

>>2326359
LITERALLY no one cares. Please do yourself a favor and stop. No one will read it.

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>>2329816
>implying you don't want to lick his abs

Unrelated but I'm new to wrestling, got the WWE Network, really enjoying it but do I need to 'catch up' or does it not really matter?

Just finished watching last year's Wrestlemania for example and they did the whole backstory about Reigns and HHH which I hadn't seen.

>>2329963
Sure, start with the first Raw in 1992 then watch all 1,200 of them. Na'h just watch tonight's PPV and maybe Elimination Chamber before WM.

>>2326641
From a non autist, your only gonna get those kinda responses when you trip.

I think its cool, wanting to make a name for yourself writing about wrestling. We share that dream and im not even trolling. Anyone whos been here any amount of time knows this isnt gonna be the place though.

To continue the concersation and keep it relevant though:
The cruiserweight preshow is completely inconsequential. Either could win easily. Faces i guess.
A&G cheat to win to continue the fued.
Sami gets squashed by joe
Banks wins but nia looks strong after
Theres no way jack, a mostly comedi character, beats neville, whos obviously being cast as the brock of the division
Strowman beats reigns clean in the match of the night. Bet on it.
Charlotte beats bayley because time is a flat circle and this story never ends.
Goldberg wins but KO retains. Both have to move on somehow after, so expect brock and jericho to make an appearence

>>2329968
UK here and work tomorrow so can't stay up but I'll watch it tomorrow evening.

I've just finished last year's WM, watched TLC too. Should I just watch all of the 2016 PPVs or are any of them shit?

Wasn't actually that impressed with WM desu, the matches were boring. Ladders match was fun though, and I liked AJ Styles vs Jericho.

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Courtesy bump.

Well, I had some connection problems due to moving a new house. But hey, I did my vote.

And even if I support Goldberg but chose Owens, their title match could be end by an interference of Brock Lesnar.

Pic is just related about Anzu. She looks like our English instructor in this shot.

>>2329978
What is the russian girls (male) name?

Why does everyone think Fat Owens Fat is gonna win tonight? I thought it was consensus that Oldberg was gonna win and take the title into mania?

It would make Lesnar look like absolute shit to get squashed twice and then have KO go over

>>2329947
Second.

>>2330078
Shenanigans is the main consensus.

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>>2329983
>Turkish cosplayer popular in /cgl/ and /int/tr
>Russian

Oh boy...

>>2330109
So KO retains and faces who to defend the title at mania? Jerigod?

>>2330116
Who fucking knows, it's WWE. It'd make sense in a way as JeriGOAT is supposedly finishing up after Mania.

>>2330126
We're obviously getting KO vs JeriGOAT at Mania. The only question is if Owens will still be Champion of the Universe.

Personally, I think KO retains tonight, probably by DQ. Lesnar vs. Goldberg doesn't need to have a belt on the line and Vince might not want to put Raw's championship on a part-timer/old dude.

how many bings and bongs are left?

>>2326072
they will beat sasha with the mindset that they can rehab her when she turns heel

>>2330363
2 bongs and 10-ish bings.

>>2330363
Preshow starts in 58 bings

>>2329969
Thanks for the serious reply. We'll find out pretty soon whose prredictions are right but more than anything let's just hope for an enjoyable ppv.
>>2329975
If you want to see why Owens vs Zayn is a big deal, check out the last Battleground. Out of the big 4 ppvs, Survivor Series was surprisingly the greatest.

Okay, so polls are closing soon.

u gonna add the rusev vs juicer mahal match right quick?

>>2330638
LOL no, of coure not.

Okay, time to close the polls, good luck people.

Can you post the results steveo? I was at work during the game threads.