TNA signed Del Rio
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i hope paige shows up on tna while wwe is funding this movie about her
>TNA signed Matt Morgan
>>2323310
Nah she's coming back soon
>>2323314
>Being this delusional.
>>2323308
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>>2323319
She'll be back the RAM after Mania
Did Jarretty abandon GFW?
>>2323322
prob too soon
it sounds like theyre shooting for may
Doesn't make any sense hes expensive and boring. Why get a guy who will eat a main event spot and have zero effect on the ratings.
>>2323311
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHAHAHAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKeAbcbGFMQ
I miss him, his bicycle kick was better than Sheamus'.
Its impact wrestling now.
Havent watched tna in years. Nice dixie is gone, and actual new company owning it.
Similar thing happening to new born noah.
>>2323345
Too bad all their top stars are leaving.
>>2323347
Name them.
>any of those guys
>top stars
Kek.
>>2323347
Old and expensive. Not like they added to the ratings or attedenaces
Like all their other WWE cast offs, he'll come in as a shooting baby face and after that runs out of steam in a few months he'll go back to being a mediocre heel on a cringe show that'll get forgotten about when they find the next castoff to center the show around for a few months. Big fucking shit.
>>2323350
the Hardys were stars for them.
>>2323351
The Hardys were the only draw on this trainwreck.
>>2323305
At the taping Josh Matthews was also "demoted" and is no longer head commentator.
For fuck's sake, TNA
>>2323310
She is currently hanging backstage with Dorito
Remember that time Billy Corgan was supposed to save this show?
I thought their new contracts were super tight on indie shows but then Cody and Del Rio who have been taking bookings left right and center signed so idk what to believe?
>>2323452
Cody is a freelancer
>>2323474
So everyone else like Eli Drake are signed to those exclusive contracts?
Del Rio must have a silver tongue. He keeps getting deal after deal
>>2323476
yep
>>2323364
the hardys are the only ones making a difference there
and if tna can snatch paige while del rio is there she is bigger than maria and can be the face of the KOs for years
TNA is ded whatever.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C59PbEDVUAApzdt.jpg
well that was quick
>>2323647
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE FUCKING STATE OF THAT COMPANY
>Cody pays KC some cash and says it's more than she would have received from TNA
>>2323647
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI HAHAHAHA
>>2323647
AHAHHAHAHAHHA
>>2323647
>fresh new start for the company let's see if anything cool happ-
>nevermind
mfw
>>2323647
>TNA
>>2323681
They already did that with Josh Barnett
>>2323357
Hit the nail on the head
Happens every few months
>>2323310
I hope so too because they're going to have her contract under lock and fucking key while this thing is being produced and released. She's not going to be able to so much as show up on the local news without getting their approval first unless she wants a fucking lawsuit the size of her vag thrown in her face.
>>2323681
I'm reading a report, and apparently he DID win the world title
This fucking company couldn't wait one day to do this
This is what they spent the money they didn't use to resign the only interesting act in the company on?
>>2323305
Cuck storyline with Paige, when?
>>2323681
Nothing sets the tone to a brand new era for the company quite like a Dusty finish for the World Title.
>cut The Hardyz (THE GUYS THAT LITERALLY MADE YOUR SHIT PROMOTION RELEVANT) because too expensive
>bring in Del Rio who's expensive as fuck and doesn't give a shit about anything but getting paid
>bring back Matt Morgan to be your top guy
LOLTNA
>we're never going to get BIG TUNES BILLY and Broken Matt's next generation of wrestling WRESTLEKINO with an inevitable crossover event with Lucha Underground
This was TNA's only hope
>>2323305
how are they paying del taco? will they cut the pay for the others and give the rest to taco?
>>2324688
>how are they paying del taco?
in coke
>yfw del taco and his slag slut are going to rule over a desperate TNA who will give them anything they want
So, TNA enters the del taco era while the hardys and everyone else good goes back to wwe.
Somehow TNA will survive another 20 years, because you can not kill what is already dead
>>2323305
>everyone who´s good is leaving WWE
what did they mean by this? is the ship sinking?
>>2324731
At least last time that happened it was Hulk fucking Hogan and not a spic who doesn't even flip.
>>2324767
hardy boyz are clearly going back to wwe.
Lots of other wrestlers have left.
TNA wont die, it never dies, it somehow keeps living.
It will just continue to wander the earth always on the verge of death and on some obscure tv channel no one watches
like, after this era, some Saudi sheikh will buy TNA.
And then after that puff daddy will buy it.
Then billy corgan will rebuy it.
Then it will be on the verge of death, and trump will buy it.
Its never going to die
>>2324785
>trump will buy it.
Are you ready for Invasion 2? Can't wait for the once in a lifetime marquee match of Eddie Edwards vs. Roman Reigns for the fate of the WWE.
>>2324778
>hardy boyz return
even further confirming wwe to be a burial ground for has-beens that used to be good 10 years ago
they just cant make new superstars anymore coz everyone gets fed to cena or some goldgrandpa/ undertake
like fuck man Vince doesnt let any new guys truly get the spotlight they deserve and faggots only cheer for washed up old memes anyway
>>2324789
>crowd still boos Reigns
>>2324789
>two non-draws
>once in a lifetime marquee match
>>2324811
Woosh.
>>2324809
Why wouldn't they?
Eddie "Eddie Edwards" Edwards is based.
>>2323681
UPDATE
>>2324727
>paying a Mexican in Coke
That's like paying a white person back by giving them the diseases they brought from Europe.
>>2325527
don't be ridiculous. everybody knows white people get paid in mayonnaise. dem niggas luv their mayonnaise.
>>2325077
how much rock are he and paige smoking now?
And the slag is debuting tonight.
>>2324799
>like fuck man Vince doesnt let any new guys truly get the spotlight
The Shield guys were on the main event for years
Corbin, Strowman and Zayn are all getting a turn soon enough
>>2325598
there really are only a few people that meet the criteria that meltzer said
but its probably JR
>>2325954
woops, tna said it, nevermind
its probably fucking no one
>>2325077
ANOTHER UPDATE
The TNA world title has been given back to Lashley due to the controversial finish last night
http://nodq.com/indy/490589891.shtml
When Paige goes back to WWE, Vince is gonna put her in a love angle with Big E.
You just wait and see. This is the stuff he loves.
>>2323647
ROFL
>>2326043
Uh that sounds awesome, they'd probably have fun with it
>The World Heavyweight Title is now vacant as Alberto El Patron gave it up
> Alberto comes to the ring and says he loves this place because he can by Patron. He says this is his house. Impact allows him to do or say whatever he wants without any of the political BS. He calls Lashley to the ring but Ethan Carter III comes instead. EC3 says Alberto needs to earn the top spot. EC3 challenges him to a top contender's match. Alberto refuses and says he's here to fight the big dog, not the b---h. A fight breaks out and Alberto accepts
ahahahhahaa
LAX is back
* Davey Richards defeated Suicide. Angelina Love was with Davey
SUICIDE IS BACK
WRESTLING HAS BEEN SAVED
>>2326063
>He says this is his house.
>>2326063
aspies could book TNA way better.
>>2323305
>Reno Scum defeated The Decay when Rosemary accidentally sprayed mist at Crazzy Steve
what the fuck why
crazzy steve doesn't deserve this shit
>TNA are pushing Reno Scum (aka, that tag team that jobbed once on ROH TV)
>>2326087
Its because they wrestled in GFW
>>2323305
Can someone explain how the indie system works. How do guys do apperiences for so many different promotions? Is there a cross promotion booking agency?
I need logistics
>>2326126
some people have exclusive deals some don't
some are based off region like the young bucks can only work for PWG and ROH in America and Ontario
>>2325077
I don't remember this episode of Always Sunny, when did Dennis wrestle for TNA?
>>2326043
Nut Big E is a confirmed homosex
* LAX defeated The DCC. There were problems between the DCC members
* Karen Jarrett came out for a promo. She said the past several years have been difficult but now it's all about changes. She can feel energy backstage and among the production crew. The audience chants for Josh Mathews to be fired. Ethan Carter III interrupts and says he's here to make Impact great but not for the Jarretts. Karen kisses up to him. Mathews interrupts and goes on a rant, saying the fans were too cheap to buy a ticket to NXT. He belittles Karen and all her changes. Mathews claims he's one of the best things going in Impact. Karen slaps him down
THIS SHOW SUCKS
* Angelina Love defeated MJ in a match for Xplosion
she's so fucking ugly now and its sad cause the beautiful people used to do things to my teenaged brain
* TNA Knockouts Champion Rosemary defeated Santana
* Alberto El Patron defeated EC3 to become the new #1 contender. Patron won by submission
CROSS
ARMBREAKER'D
LASHLEY VS PATRON CONFIRMED
was karen appearing the person that they were making out as a big deal
the fucking state of them
>>2326291
her or LAX lol
Alberto De Patron is everything, fuck the haters.
The PERROS MOVEMENT lives on