ITT: We write a Scott Steiner promo
GIVE ME A FUCKIN MIC
LURGEST URMS
>I'M ACTUALLY 5'11"
I CAN'T PLAY THE GEETAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DfWcMZys48
YA FINNA LOOK AT ME
AND YA FINNA LOOK AT SAMOA JOE
NOW LISTEN UP ROMAN REIGNS. YOU ARE NOTHIN. THERE'S ONLY TWO REASONS YOU COULD HAVE FER WEARIN ALL THAT PADDING. NUMBER ONE YOU'RE A CHICKEN SHIT WHO DON'T WANNA FACE THE POUNDING BIG POPPA PUMP IS GONNA GIVE YOU. OR YOU'RE HIDING THAT FAT SAMOAN GUT A YERS, BUT I SAY IT'S GOTTA BE A COMBO OF BOTH. YA KNOW THEY SAY THE ENDS JUSTIFY THE MEANS, AND ROMAN REIGNS, THIS SUNDAY THE MEANS ARE GONNA JUSTIFY THE ENDS A MY FISTS HITTIN YOUR FACE, AND THE END A YER CAREER SO YOU CAN SIT YER ASS ON THAT DOUBLE WIDE COUCH BACK AT YER MOMMA'S COUCH NEXT TA YER FATASS JOBBIN BROTHER.
IM HUNGRY
>>2321898
>we
>>2322232
>7 replies 8 posters
Are you new in here? go back to eat your daily bowl of liquid fecal matter. Kid
>>2321898
>le ur fat xD
worse than jerimeme
WHEN YOU GUYS CROSS THE BORDER, IT'S TO GET A JOB AND CUT MY GRASS, WHEN WE CROSS THE BORDER, WE'RE GONNA GO OVER THERE, AND KICK SOME ASS
>>2321898
EVRYBODY KNOWS WANTS TO KNOW
WHERE IVE BEEN???
>>2321973
Underrated post
>>2322296
Did ya mama drop ya on ya head when ya were a kid ya idiot
>>2322296
>obese NEET worked into tears by GOAT Steiner
YOU HAVE NO MATCNCE--NO CHANCE--OF FIGHTING THE BIG BOOTY DADDY, YOU DUMB WHITE TRASH DIXIETRIX NUMBNUTS...TERRORIST.
DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE IS PROOF THAT YOU CAN TAKE A MAN OUT OF THE TRAILER PARK... BUT HE'LL ALWAYS BE... WHITE TRASH!
>>2321973
kek
>>2321973
8/10 kek'd quietly
>>2321973
Four star post nigga
>>2321973
>>2323125
DIAMOND DALLS PAGE SHOULD GET A SEX CHANGE.SO HE CAN HAVE THE BALLS TO FACE ME.
>>2321898
CUZ YOU GOT SOME FAT ASSES
>>2321973
GOAT Post
Now last week, I watched a 53-year-old man come out here, who has more loose skin than a Shar Pei puppy, come out here and say he's still the man! I seen Ric Flair number 2, the Nature Boy, who's been the butt end of all the jokes, because he's supposed to be the limousine riding, jet flying, son of a gun! But I'm saying one time! You should've took a cab and used that money to fix your crooked yellow teeth!
The earth doesn't have to rotate on a 47degree axis for the stars to touch the sky and create an equilax for her to see the big dipper. No no non, all she gotta do is call big poppa cuz I'm the man with the big dipper.
You go online to these mark wrestling sites to see if you got a 4 star match or a 5 star match, what do you care what these geeks think?! Ask us what we think, and we'll tell you that you suck!
I HATE DUCKS!!!!!
>>2321973
I'll be the modifier.
>>2321973
Bravo
>>2321973
Fuck channeled him good. Good job
ALL YOU PEOPLE SHUT THE HELL UP. BOOKER T, LASWEEK YOU CAME OUTERE, TALKIN ALL KINES OF TRASH ABOUT THA BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY, AND YOU EVENAD THAT LITTLE HOODRAT BITCH YOU CALL A WIFE, INTERFERE IN MY MATCH WITHA DOG FACED GREMLIM, MY BROTHER, RICK STEINER, SO I'MERE TONIGHT, TO TELL YOU AND THAT NAPPY HEADED HO TO COME ON OUTERE AND I'LL SHOW HER WHAT A REAL MAN LOOKS LIKE AFTER I KICK YOUR BLACK ASS UP AND DOWN CHATTANOOGA
>>2327604
Don't you mean the moderator?
>>2321973
Not a GOAT post but still fucking solid
Kek
>>2328511
SHUT UP
>>2328541
>posts this from his phone
Not a GOAT poster, but still fucking autistic
Lel