HEY!

>>2318208
I HEAR SISTER ABIGAIL IN MY HEAD, SHE TALKS TO ME SHE UNDERSTANDS, SHE TALKS TO ME!!

Jesus christ I've gotta stop watching this shit

>>2318208
What if Orton says he he now answers to a higher power and its Broken Matt?

Throw back to the attitude / ruthless aggression era. That was awesome.

Nigga fucking burned a dead girl's grave and still had time to hit the pause button.

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>Burn a camera man alive and commit arson in the woods
>Whole arena of people chant your name

Kek based

>>2318270
>I GAVE AND YOU TAKE AND I WAITED FOR YOU BUT I MADE A MISTAKE

bring back the GOAT theme wwe Reeeeeeeee

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Randy's such a laugh
That pose is great

>>2318281
Kane was cameraman

Stuff like that is what makes/made WWE entertaining. More of that please.

>>2318208
Nice low quality stream yuropoor
>They stay up till 5 am to watch a kid's show meant for American children

Please press F to pay respects to Sister Abigail.

F.

>>2318208
What the fuck? I miss SD for one night and Snek burned the fucking arena down?

>>2318322
F

>>2318328
Of all the /smack/ shows to miss, this wasn't the one.

>>2318281
Blair Witch please

>>2318208
>somehow Snek is the face here
what did the creative mean by this?

>>2318376
it was a double turn

>>2318208
BURN IN MY LIGHT

>>2318208
That was the best segment in forever. If you didn't like that goofy shit you have no joy in your soul. Final Deletion is Sharknado, this shit was The Room.

>>2318319
It's only 3.30AM

>>2318208
/cringe

>>2318281
God damn it.
I didn't expect to laugh that hard.

>>2318334
Can agree.
The first section beat the entire 3 hours of Raw.
Not even saying that as a "durr hurr durr Smackdown wins again" kinda thing... was genuinely a great Smackdown.

>Cena/Miz segment/building that feud
>build to the AJ vs Shane feud
>that Orton/Wyatt segment
good show

>>2318208
>Going to some wrestling forums.
>Many hate the segment and are dissing the feud as shit.

As shit as /asp/ is at least people like fun here.

>>2318208
>BMJ destroys Le Miz's career
>BMAJ vs HarpGOAT
>No AJ vs Shane
>HarpGOAT in a high-profile angle with Shane
>Orton betrays Bray and gives him PTSD
What a show. Bravo.

>>2318208
the first good moment in smackdown live in history

>>2318418
How is Shane gonna fuck Styles over? There's no way Styles won't wanna go to Mania.

if you didnt love that I'm begging you to please remove yourself from the gene pool

>>2318437
Shane will set up a match between Orton and Styles for the #1 contendership, Orton wins and AJ has a bitchfit

>>2318208

>randy's entrance next week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-r9MZYeF2g

How hard would you mark?

>>2318442
They need to keep that match off of free TV and save it for a PPV

>>2318442
>>2318455
What about Roadblock? Isnt that a PPV before WM?

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NOTHING YOU CAN SAY

>>2318459
Roadblock was a Raw ppv that hapenned a couple months ago, there's no /smack/ ppv's before mania

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>>2318439
Many forums seems to hat it.

Based /asp/ only place with good taste.

>>2318466
>FAN

That site is just a wrestling Tumblr.

>>2318469
Yeah, i just wanted and alternative to /asp/ but it seems its shittier.

>>2318392
Honestly don't know why you'd even be watching wrestling if you didn't enjoy that segment

>>2318442
The correct way to book it would be AJ does what Bryan did for WM30 (Orton then Bray) turning face whilst Harper wrestles Shane, have Bray and Harper win, let Bray wrestle AJ, Harper, Cena up to July then have Randy turn on him so they can wrestle at Summerslam

>>2318466
Whats with wrestling forums and giant pictures, and old memes in signatures?

>>2318475
It's way shittier. I was there for a few months and it was infuriating to read some of that drivel. Just wait, there's a "no politics" rule, but they lean very liberal and that bleeds out into posts.

>>2318482
terrible

>>2318466
>Muh realism
>Muh wrestling over gimmicks
>I hate old school supernatural gimmicks

>>2318490
kys tripfag

>>2318466

You do know that in the internet, the general rule of forums is:

chans >>>>>>>> messageboards with profiles

>>2318466
Prime autistic fags you got there

>>2318496
Eh?

>>2318487
Dunno.

I have never bothered with signature shits when i register to them.

>>2318488
Yeah.

>>2318466
Don't ever post screenshots from your faggot message board ever again

Bring in PentaGOD or Mil Muertes and Catrina pls Vince. Let's make this shit even more spooky

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>>2318466
>Posts: 23,162

>>2318583
And thats on the "slow" side.

>>2318497
Didnt knew but i learned.

so fucking cringe

good show up until that last segment

>>2318595
Gain height.

>>2318466
ugh, FAN is the fucking worst.

>>2318595
Get a clue.

>>2318595
Hi Seymour!

>>2318595
Cringefest the show to be honest.

>>2318418
How does Harper kicking Shane build a feud with AJ?

>>2318208
I skipped the bray and randy part. Both are boring on the mic.

Randy won the rumble. Shane will take AJ out because Randy is the rightful #1 contender, thus setting up a fund. It's easy as shit you autist.

>>2318475
Stay here and Make /asp/ Great Again

>>2318630
"You fell for my tricky trap Bray, I know all ur secrets u fool!"

Like that, except even more stilted and painful.

>>2318646
Sheeeeeeiiiiiit.

>>2318630
>missed segment of the decade

What a cuck.

Never trust a snake.

https://youtu.be/-oBuUvlrgdM

>>2318595
>waaah i like attitude era
>do something attitude esque
>that was cringe
?????

Was Bray sad because he didn't have insurance?

>>2318307
When did this happen?

>>2318322
F

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>>2318637
>Shane vs AJ

But it's going to suck.

>>2318208
>Nerevar_destroys_Heart of_Lorkhan.jpg

>>2318713
Nah it will be dope.

>>2318698
>I ONLY HAD TWO PAYMENTS LEFT ON THAT SHACK!

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>>2318714
jej

>>2318713
>>2318721
It has potential but it'll only work if they make it a spotfest match. It'll need a hardcore/street fight stipulation. And basically AJ is going to have to bust out his best flips. Both of them will have to take sick bumps.

Because it's the only kind of match Shane can work that's entertaining.

>>2318396

>You stay up till 5 am to watch a kid's show meant for American children

>>2318749
The wheel becomes an "I".
Eat shit, Altmer

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>Burn someone's grave
>You're the face

>>2318466
Anything outside of asp/wreddit/wooo trifecta is worthless

I don't watch the weekly shows, I just catch up on youtube.

Laughed hard when he started pouring gasoline everywhere, it's this kind of whacky stuff that I find entertaining, not cruiserweights.

>stupid retarded pre-taped footage
wow they are really ripping the broken hardys huh

>>2318208
That was cringe. I thought randy orton and bray were closer than ever and next thing you know, he's 100 miles away from him burning a farmhouse.

>>2318783
>le hardys started the pre-taped meme

12+

They've been doing this stuff for decades. Here's one from just a few years ago:

https://youtu.be/KHlT-aZeTUM?t=247

>>2318787
Randy literally looked bored and uninterested whenever he was close to Bray. It was inevitable.

>>2318783
>wow they are really ripping the broken hardys

Are you dumb?

>>2318466
Youtube commentators love it

>started watching
>oh neat, randy's gotten so drawn into the cult thing he wants to usurp Bray and become the leader
>oh, never mind, he's just trying to take down the family after infiltrating it and then go back to wrestling Sheamus twice a year

lost interest at that point t b h

>>2318934
>go back to wrestling Sheamus twice a year
kek

Voices > Burn in My Light

>>2318934
>what is brandsplit
he'll be wrestling Kane instead

>>2318307
"Give no fucks" Randy is the best Randy.

>>2318421
kill yourself

>>2318772
>wreddit
no

>>2318466
>Orton being a heel
>Spent months getting attacked by Bray
>Reached the point where he gave up fighting and joined the family
>Spent months destroying the trust between Harper and Bray
>Finally got an opening to strike down Bray at his highest
>Heel
Attention span of a goldfish

>>2318583
This is a really nice gif.
It appeals to my aesthetic senses.

>>2318322
But she was already dead...

>>2318490
>fedoramen triggered JUST by using Bryan as an analogy

>>2318762
>"potential"
>match with an out-of-shape non-wrestler in his late 40s

>>2318964
Visions > Voices > Burn in my Light > This Fire

>>2318779
>205 living in your head rent-free

Fuck yeah ! Finally something intresting from Orton. Way to go Snek.

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>>2318230

This is the best thing that's happened on TV in ages, the fuck are you talking about?

>>2319168
>AJ styles can perform his most impressive moves as shane is smaller that wrestlers like Cena or Harper
>Shane will try to kill himself somehow and give good spots before getting a concussion
It a win/win situation

>Orton hibernates for years
>Phones in matches
>Doesn't do promos
>Takes excessive time off
>Vegetates stoicly in upper-midcard hell with Sheamus and Cesaro
>Then he suddenly decides to unleash the viper

What happened to make him care again?

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>>2319215
Someone has to provide his wife's sons

>>2319215
If rumors are to be believed, it was working with the Wyatts. Everything I heard about their program back when it first started is that he really liked working with them and wanted to stretch it out longer then it was originally planned for. Which would explain why he didn't last just under a month before he betrayed them and had a blow off match like damn near every feud in WWE these days. I was hoping it was gonna last until mania, but I'm cool with getting some nice ass shit like this.

>>2319230
>>2319245
have sex

>>2318322
>implying that didn't resurrect her

>>2319007
>"reddit xd"
SC is fine.

Is that vacant?

>>2318307
I laughed at this

>>2318408
dude, any single segment of the show was better than the 3 hours of Raw

Ellsworth segment was better than Raw
Harper's ''Thank you'' was better than Raw

and I'm not even bringing in to the table the top segments like Randy Bray Cena Miz

>>2318466
Most forums hate it because it's fucking stupid. It makes no sense, it's TNA level awfulness.

>>2318698
That's funny

>>2319302

underrated post

>>2319357
>it makes no sense
Randy joined the Wyatts to divide them (Harper left), and then turn on Bray to fuck him in the ass once he trusted him.

It's really basic storytelling, it's not complex and it makes sense.

>>2318496
He is through obesity and not moving an inch

>>2318208
Even Carder would say that was too much cringe.
Holy fuck.

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>>2318583

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>four years since Wyatt's debut
>nobody knows the lore behind sister Abigail

What are the Wyatts even about? What are their goals?

>>2319408
bad storytelling. Its been completely retconned like 5 times. No one even cares about the wyatt cringefest anymore. Give the belt to Cena and have him feud with taker for it and have the fat neckbeard do his autistic screeching on the pre-show.

>miss smackdown for the first time since it began
>this happens

FUCKING.FUCK

i bet the livethreads were amazing too fuckdamn

>>2319414
>I'M A FAT NECKBEARD THROWING AN AUTISTIC FIT OVER A ROCKING CHAIR BUT I'M STILL SCAREH

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>>2318700
Some Smackdown Christmas episode

>>2319408
Abigail is a nun who raised Bray when he was younger. She's long dead. Wyatt wants to rule the world.

>>2319416
>Its been completely retconned like 5 times.

[citation needed]

>>2319414
>>2319455
kill yourselves

>>2318462
Holy shit, there won't be a smackdown PPV until June!

>>2318208
Final Deletion was better.

man wish randy used burn in my light again

>>2318208
nobody got hurt during this segment.....the "damage" is kayfabe....thats why it sucks

It was cringe. Prove me wrong.

>>2319676
They'll give Payback or Extreme Rules to Smackdown

>>2319696
You are wrong.

>>2319705
How do you burn down a soul?
How does any of this make any sense?

>>2319722
I legit don't get this.

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>>2319817
A crane would need to lift that fat, sunless NEET outside his dwelling

>>2318453
Would mark the fuck out watching him walk into mania with this desu

>>2319817
https://archive.nyafuu.org/asp/thread/2288897/#q2288911

kek cuckhammer spamming the report button

>>2319821
>>2319835
how does godhammer do it lads

>>2319893
not going outside

ever

>>2319899
D E S T R O Y E D

>>2319899
>>2319905
worked by godhammer
top kek

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Can we get back to randy orton, TH always derails shit, and can be a massive draw if he tries hard enough.

>>2319919
he has the massive part down

>>2318571
this

I don't even like Orton but damn.....he killed that segment

>>2319724
I assumed the house was built over her burial mound and by destroying it destroys her spirit?

>>2318571
>yfw Vince brings Decay instead

>>2319919
Kino shot

>>2319919
>not "burn in my light"
9.5/10

>>2319408
Sister Abigail was bray wyatts deity. Bray Wyatt didn't have any powers like undertaker but he was being guided by a higher power which told him he would be the eater of worlds. It added an interesting element of predestination as his motivation like he had a sixth sense or something. Then they stopped even mentioning sister Abigail as anything g other than his finisher for the longest time. Glad they brought her back and not as an actual person.

>>2320685
Cringe.

>>2318795
>they remade the home invasion angle from austin/pillman feud
>with TRI and Blandy
Hunter always chasing after Austin

>>2318281
Last night was fucking magical

For a good minute I thought Randy was just gonna dig her up or something

>>2318307
"He got knocked down by a cardboard box."

>>2319357
Hi Righty!

>>2320685
Nah Bray has said that she was an older woman who was important in his life when he was young. People assume either a much older sister or a nun - could even be both. She probably raised him and cultivated his outlook on life after he murdered the shit out of his/their dad.

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>>2320864
Maybe she was also Miss Teaching Lady?

My bet is on an older sister. Only a precious oneesan dying would drive Bray to do this.

>>2320958
Bray didn't like her and said she's still alive. Sister Abigail is long dead.

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>>2319445
Yes.. i'm still hype. Please moar.

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She didnt burn