SMACKDOWN LIVE GAMETHREAD #5

>>2317957
>harper

cringe

...what is the comment limit on /asp/ for this to be necessary?

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GOATs

They are passing out more lights now that he is champ of the world

>>2317988
Drones anon
Those are drones

>>2317982

The limit is 300 posts

However the limit to Triphammer's autism is unending

>>2317982
300 newfag

>>2317988
this faggot every fucking thread lol

WAIT , I JUST TUNED IN

Did AJ already win!? I thought they went on last! SHEEEEIIIITTTTT

this is gonna be where orton turns on bray right?

>>2317988
wait I thought they were cell phone flashlights

are you meming me

How belt extenders is Bray using?

>>2317988
Those lights are such a waste of money. When I went to a live show everyone just dumped them after because they're such shitty quality.

>>2317997
The match began at the top of the second hour

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>They are both just mortals

He has an AT the Gates patch on his jaket

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>the sign with the lights

>No Murican Beta tonight
Based SD tonight

Is this where Sister Abigail Debuts?

>>2317997
Double main event, this and now Bray

>>2318003
how many*

>>2318006
They must give out quality ones at PPVs then. Got mine at No Way Out. It's sweet.

WHAT DID ORTON MEAN BY THIS

Beezlebub confirmed

IS THIS A SHOOT OR A WORK?

I want AJ to come out and shoot on Wyatt about MUH JAYSUS

what is snek up to

SPOOP

>Bray actually wears the belt
THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT AMBROSE YOU PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE MONG

Is this Shooter?

>kingdom is a barn

>>2318014
saving that for Asuka

Bray promo would be more impressive...

Wait...what is happening..

Based Bray is turning face and Orton is still heel.

KINO
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ORTON TURN

HABBENING

BASED SNEK

T R I P L E T H R E A T

SNEK

Wow this is cringe as fuck

Raw wins again!

there legit a person lying on the floor, rocking that chair.

SPOOKED
P
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LMAO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PER-RECORDED SHIT?

WHATS GOING ON

WAT

SMACKDOWN IS TOO SPOOKY FOR ME

>>2318018
i still have mine from royal rumble. was the same as the one i got at smackdown but probably because his entrance was so short

HE'S GONNA RAPE SISTER ABIGAIL

OH FUCKING SNAP

SISTER ABIGAIL DEBUT HOLY SHIT

>>2318018
Really? Fug mine was a crappy 1 dollar plastic piece of shit.

Also, spoopy Randy.

So why was it not the right time two weeks ago when he won the Rumble and had the shot at Wyatt?

RANDY'S GONNA SKULLFUCK HER CORPSE

The camera zooms are like the ones they do on Maury

>>2318042
>>2318045

>Rawtists SEETHING

LOL WTF THIS IS BASED

HOLY SHIT SISTER ABIMEME DEBUT

T R I P L E T H R E A T

ALSO >SISTER ABIGAIL GETTING UNEARTHED

why the fuck did he tell bray he would refuse to fight him last week, then? what was the pooint?

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>I'm literally going to dig up a dead girl

I knew this was Randy's reason for joining the Wyatts


Is he going to dig up a body on live tv?

IS HE GONNA FUCK THE CORPSE OF SISTER ABIGAIL?!

see you next week for no resolution

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THIS SHIT IS FUCKING

KINO
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N
O

Kind of like this promo

It's cheesy af but harkens back to older days of wrasslin

Sister Katie Vick

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Orton is boring af but this is bretty cool

KINO

Reminds me of the RE7 vignettes the Wyatts did back in NXT

Boogie Woman?

>Katie Vick angle again

BASED SMACK DOWN

>>2318070
>Smackdown trying to repress old triple haitch memories

>>2318068
Clearly sister Abigail is Katie Vick

HOLY SHIT SMACKDOWN BTFO'S RAM SO HARD

>>2318065
To guarentee the match to be a triple threat? I don't really know.

>>2318065
To get the keys to the fuck shack you dingus!

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>Sister Abigail

Wasn't even paying attention to this segment before now.

Is this wrestling? Is Randy Orton doing good wrestling right now?

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WTF IS THIS?

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post yfw SPOOKED

Bray is the dumbest most shittiest leader of all time.

CHEESY AS FUCK RAW WINS BABY RAW HAS WON

>>2318086

Shane's going to say the AJ vs Harper match doesn't count since Randy is back in and they set up the Shane vs AJ match.

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>>2318093

>>2318065
To make AJ bery angery at Shane, or something

more like randy arson amirite

we Spooby era nao!

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY SON

TRIPLE THREAT OR ORTON V STYLES NEXT WEEK

I'm comin for you, nigga

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Guys this is epic!

Wait, didn't Undercarder destroy the chair?

inb4 Husky Harris

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WE ARE WITNESSING SMACKDOWN KINO

>>2318090
YES! THIS IS REAL WRASSLING!

cringe

>>2318094
>That awkward moment when you realize almost every member of the Flock has turned on him.

is this art?

lol the rocking chair strting

WHO THE FUCK IS SISTER ABIJAIL???

>I don't want to fight for the title
>OK have a battle royal where someone clearly falls at the same time
>Nah lets have a match
>Nah that match doesn't count since someone changed his mind
>This promo

The absolute state of shitdown folks

>>2318089
But if he is going to dig up sister Abigail, why light everything on fire?>>2318116

Is he going to just burn the dirt?

What a dingus

>RIP CAMERAMAN
>RIP CAMERAMAN
>RIP CAMERAMAN

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>mfw smackdown had two of the best promos this year

Is this the new Resdent Evil DLC

pretty cool

WWE needs jesus

Who /cringe/ in here?

Did AJ vs Harper happen yet?

Rip Brandy
Hello sister Katie Vick

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>It's an actual house in the woods

>>2318116
Just as Keikaku

>>2318124

kek

Oh ahit, cameraman is going to die

Bray is crying!

>Smackdown
>#1 contenders match for wrestlemania in the middle of the show
>ends with a multimedia short film
based

So Kane will be the only one that can bring her back from that inferno.

How spooked is the camera man?

Orton is bad man. Where is Wyatt going to live now that his hobo shack is burned down?

THIS IS FUCKING KINO HOW CAN RAW EVEN COMPETE

BROKEN BRAY DEBUT WHEN?????????

>I'll kill you
WOA

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>You are now reminded by how stupid, fun, and outrageous wrestling used to be

RAM ABSOLUTLEY BTFO'D

RIP rape shack
feelsbadman

>>2318136
Taking cues from the hardys and tna

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>Bray becomes broken and lost
>Only one man can save him now

KINO
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HOLY SHIT I NEED A CAPTURE OF RANDY DOING HIS POSE INFRONT OF THE FIRE

he did the pose ahahahahahah

>>2318094

He still has +100.000 non wrestlers followers in kayfabe

GUYS SISTER ABIGAIL IS DYING TO MAKE WAY FOR BROTHER NERO!

FUCKING BASED

>Dad walks in

>>2318131
It is lesnar's houses

Genuinely like this promo

a lot

T-This means Bray wins at Mania r-right?

It's not fair!

10/10

>autistic screeching

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WTF I LOVE RANDY EVEN MORE

I NEED a screenshot of that Orton pose

>sad bray

awww

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>>2318144
What a time to be alive!

>All these idiots yelling "cringe"


Proof all you retards who whine about going back to Attitude Era shit never actually watched it.

10/10 SMACK WINS AGAIN

HOLY SHIT

cringe/10

this is the first time smackdown live has been good

BASED

this means AJ is out and Randys back in. AJ will be upset at Shane for taking him out. AJ vs Shane probably still on

Will RAM ever recover?

that's real good

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>burn your sisters burial site
face
kek ok

>>2318159
Kek that would 10/10

I'm new to wrestling

what is happening

what does this have to do with wrestling

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It's official, Raw loses forever

GOAT segment

>burn a guys house down
>claims he is brining the soul of your sister
>can't do anything to stop him

>having to suffer having a crowd cheer him do it

That's pretty fucked up

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>>2318165
HEY!

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RATE THIS SMACK!

SOMEONE LINK ME TALKING SMACK

>>2318168

>"muh mandrama should be SERIOUS BUSINESS"

rawtists who think roman is the ideal character, probably

BURY ME SNEKMAN

>>2318168
>smackuck seething

that segment was cringe and dragged on way too long.

>>2318178
yes

>>2318173
It's a triple threat, Shane/AJ isn't happening

I thought Brotha Nero was gonna come out

>>2318178
Welcome to the wonderful world of really cheesy and corny things happening

We love it

>>2318178
Shhh. Just embrace it.

Is Bray face now?

I would've liked this a lot more if not for Randy's piss poor acting.

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>>2318148

>>2318122
Are you paying attention? Bray LITERALLY said AFTER Randy told him that he's not gonna fight Bray that Randy's got the keys to the kingdom. He got the keys, and fucked up the kingdom.

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>>2318183
>Watching in that quality

jesus christo

>>2318161
Hopefuly this turns Bray face and Orton is the heel..

>>2318186
hasn't started yet

>>2318186
there is an hour of 205 live before it happens.

>>2318183
FUCKING BASED

KINO AS FUCK

How can Raw even compete now?

>>2318158
Hmm, is thinking you're a satanist better or worst than a sissy friend with an identity crisis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhgwRIP3dQU

SO WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS TO LUKE HARPER????

HE JUST FUCKS OFF AND DOES NOTHING FOR WRESTLEMANIA ???

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

>>2318178
EVERYTHING MAN...EVERYTHING

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WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

KINO AS FUCK
RAW BTFO

>>2318128
Attitude Era (that you underaged retards seem to glorify without having actually seen it) did shit like this all the time. Except there was a lot of curse words and fighting to.

based Alex Jones is live right now /pol/ bros

10/10 segment. raw fucking destroyed

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What kind of fucking babyface is Orton?

>>2318212
It can't be it for him yet. Maybe Bray tries to get him back under control.

>Randy burns the house and soul of Wyatt's beloved Sister Abigail
>leaves Wyatt crying on the floor
>Randy's the face
Why?

>Next week the cameraman inside hoboshack comes out in Kane mask and challenges Randy to a match

>>2318207
jesus christ jerry

>Bray has the WWE Championship
>He's lost everything
>His home
>His true family
>The spirit of Sister Abigail
>Was it worth it Bray?

Feels bad man.

>>2318178
Brother Nero, I knew you'd come!

>>2318184
11/10 i literally came

PG Era dead. Spooky Era is now!

Bray face turn, calling it

And in one fucking fell swoop, the writers of Smackdown has thrown all the chips in the air and we're on the edge of our seats waiting for next week to see where they fall.

THIS is how you write a good show

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>The state of Facebook smarks

>>2318207
Jerry was GOAT tier then

>>2318223

Nobody said he is.

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>tfw a RAW PPV now has to struggle to even come close to competing with a regular episode of smackdown

>>2318183
THE FIRE BURNS ALWAYS

>>2318234
Yes

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>turn tv on with only 15 mins remaining
>'aw shit, bray wyatt promo'
>it ends up being the best sports entertainment i've seen in the last couple of months

>Orton mentally tortures Bray while he can't do anything about it, is a face.
>Shane will screw AJ out of a fairly gotten opportunity, is a face.
what is this rollercoaster you're putting us on, Bince BcBahon?

>>2318178
That was wrestling, brother. This and Miz and Cena was the best wrestling this week

>Bray actually looking traumatized
I like where this is going if it leads to a paranoid Bray

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That promo was really a callback to segments of old

Holy shit did not see that coming. Fun stuff, impressed with SD this week.

>>2318221
JTGratsby

is that you

>>2318225
Kek, King was pretty based back in the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWaOWpZKMTE

>>2318237
What is this site name?

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>>2318199
Expecting #RawisRoman cucks to pay attention

>>2318248
Broken Bray confirmed.

BROTHER KEITH, I KNEW YOU'D COME!!!

>>2318253
is this what conversion therapy is like?

>>2318128
Fuck off Stephanie, your show lost again.

We returning to mental shit now my friends

Spooky era

The stage is set for the Hardy Boys to come back and do crazy shit

>>2317957
FUCK YOU TRIPHAMMER YOU FUCKING REDNECK TRUMP SUPPORTING ALT RIGHT GOOBER FUCK

I HOPE YOU GET KILLED BY A FUCKING CRANE

>>2318122

I know you don't know, but anyway, whenever someone earned a title shot they got a title match, so in case someone else is added it becomes a triple threat match. I can give you several instances of this if you want.

>Jobber vs. Jobber
Catty please win

>>2318212
He is going to count the dimes at Mania since he didn't draw any.

lince should not be a jobber

>>2318265
holy shit autism

>that promo was better than the flick that won the pest picture oscar

WE HAVE NOW ENTERED THE BEST TIMELINE

Randy should use Burn in My light again after this shit

>>2318227
>Bray used to never want the belt
>Randy infiltrates the family and manipulates Bray, turning him towards the greed he despised and the machine he fought against
>Bray wins the highest honor, gaining glory and fame
>At the cost of his family, his sister and home, and everything he holds dear
>Smackdown ends with Bray in tears, alone with his title in the dark

GOD-TIER STORYTELLING

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THATS IT ITS OVER FOR RAW

>>2318277
He hates that theme.

>>2318245
>wahh how am i supposed to cheer stone cold as a face when he bullies his 50 year old boss??!! ;((

18+

>>2318277

Randy literally hates the shit out the theme, and for good reason given the feud

>HEY, NOTHING YOU CAN SAY, NOTHING'S GONNA CHANGE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME
>After he completely destroyed Wyatt

Makes sense

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He's coming back after Mania to take broken wyatt

>>2318265
Cornette?

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fuck 1 segment in SD absolutely ass raped an entire 3 hours of RAM lmao

>>2318279
I just... fuck he needs to retain bros.

I don't hate it so much when we get the normal plucky face overcomes the odds bit for Mania. I really don't want to see a """face""" totally blow Bray the fuck out and waltz into Mania and win.

They need to have Bray do some heinous shit to Randy.

>>2318265
Triphammer is a spic lmao

>>2318290
but Vince was constantly a cunt, you niggerfaggot
1+

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>>2318265
Your lefty salt only makes us smugger.

>>2318303
>implying bray isn't a cunt
>implying aj even won the battle royale, stealing harper's victory

.00001+

>>2318277
It could have been that much more kino if he had just said 'Burn in my Light' and then burned the house, instead of harping on about how he was going to burn the spirit of sister abigail to eternal damnation.

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>still no gif or webm of Randy lighting the house on fire

fucking lince

>>2318301
kek, really?

>>2318296
no lie smack was on fucking point tonight just the opening segment alone shat on raw the rest of the show was just putting dirt on the grave.

>>2318284

>Final Deletion
>Joey Janela https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8r3ISK6dfc
>Now this

Are we entering the KINO Era?

>>2318311
Burn in my Light would be pretty kino but not sure enough would get the reference. But that said it's not like you need to get it for it to make sense.
Shit, would have made a great promo a GOAT one

>>2318315
based jobber catboy

>>2318245
>Bince BcBahon

It's Meek Mahan, get it right or delete urself, my man.

>>2318327
gb2reddit

how's aries? I didnt watch him in tna or nxt but i like his mic work

>Orton joined the Wyatts and integrated perfectly.
>Caused Harper to dissent, leaving him to get in Bray's head.
>He did all of this just to prove to Bray who the true master of psychological warfare is.

Jesus fucking Christ Randy.

>>2318313
this

You have to wonder if Orton was still gonna do this if Bray had lost at EC.

>>2318338
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD

>>2318346
No you don't because this is wrestling ffs

>>2318338
Orton proving he was the most savage Randy all along

>>2318346
It wouldn't make sense. Wouldn't he want Bray by his side at WM?

Am i the only one watching 205

>>2318359
Kendrick can be good
This...wasn't

>>2318359
im watching, tozawa's english is ok

>>2318359
I am.
Kendrick blasting Tozawa with the subtle racism, then turning it on the crowd made me chuckle.

>>2318323
Kazaam remake starring porn watching, heavy boozing Scott Hall when? **Kayfabe only, know real Hall's semi-gotten his shit together regarding the booze.**

>>2318359
need more metalik

>Daivari getting a pop
What a strange time

>>2318359
I'm just watching it cause it comes on before talking smack.

imma go hard

>>2318377
I believe it's his hometown

>le dab

sometimes i think i accidentally muted my television while watching 205

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>>2318384

>finally debut metalik
>never use him

great match

that wasn't bad

Why not let devari get the pin in his home town? Afraid hometown cheers would be mistaken for face ones?

That was a lot of fun but >>2318399 yeah what the fuck.

>the charisma vacuum AA on talking smack again

BOOOORING
BOOOORING
BOOOORING
BOOOORING

>>2318436
I legit forget they're tag champs. They need to put the belts on the Usos

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>Little Jack

Who is GM for 205?

jackie boy is gonna get it

>>2318460
It's a Raw show, so Mick

See this is why Gentleman Jack is over and the Vaudevillains are stagnating. Sure, he's a retro style British gentleman but when it comes down to it he'll kick the shit out of somebody. He never lets them treat him like a joke even if his gimmick is sort of one.

Jack's theme is too goofy when you have him in the main event picture

Also Neville's portraying his character perfectly on the mic

K I N O

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>>2318178

You shill your cat Nattie, you shill that cat

>>2318485
I'd shill her pussy for her, if you know what I mean? Eh, eh, see what I did there. Her vagina, I mean, i'm talking about her vagina. And me putting my cock into it. For sex. For sex reasons. Fucking, us fucking, me and her.

Yep, i'd definitely shill that pussy for her. For sex.

She's getting better. I think.

>>2318492
S-sure thing, anon

WHAT

What is this

DANIEL SHOOTING ON ROLLIN'S DICK PICS ON TALKING SMACK

KEK

Who are these guys again??????????????????????

This is getting a bit weird

BIG HOG vs LITTLE DICK JOHN

THA BIG HOGGG

Hoping Elsworth gets the win

If Cena gets Super kicked, will he sell it?

>>2318528
literally no way cenas ego will allow it.

>>2318528
>>2318533

Not if Based Miz has something to say about that.

>>2318533
he did lose to k-fed

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>>2318532

>>2318533
Cena lost to 3MB once, I wouldn't put it past him

SHANE VS AJ

i honestly cant see the reasoning behind aj vs shane.

>>2318536
>Based
>Shoots on John and then gets buried.

>>2318550
You mean kayfabe or booking?

On Raw theres this dynamic of Mick representing the superstars interests and Steph cucking him with whats best for business

On SDL its just Shane doing all the work while the Male Renee tags along on segments

>>2318550
Everyone loves the Mcmahons and wants to see them on tv and in matches. They are so awesome dont you think they are awesome?

>>2318564
Thats one of the reasons SD works, they rarely have DBry do anything. Ram is the cuck foley and steph show.