SMACKDOWN LIVE GAMETHREAD #4

I want to believe AJ is getting his match, but I just feel WWE is gonna swerve me again.

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Who /mella/

>>2317604
ME

SHOWCASE OF THE IMMORTALS

Carmella/Ellsworth vs Cena/Nikki

>>2317605
lad

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>>2317605

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Where the fuck is he

FINE SPEECH JAMES

>>2317564
YA GULLIBLE SMARKS ACTUALLY THOUGHT HARPER WAS FINNA WIN?

SAD!

based Ellsworth keeping it real

HARPFAGS BTFO

>M-MUH HARPGOAT

Nah man something fucky is going on

If you thought the show stopper AJ was going to lose to Harper, you're crazy. However, Haper did show he's on point!

FRIENDZONED

harper and rowan spitroast match against shane at wrestlemania?

BASED ELLSWORTH

Kek Ellsworth

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>post yfw you've been worked to believe Harper was going to Main event Wrestlemania

I wanna die

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>>2317605

>>2317605
Everyone post your Dicks NOW

>>2317605
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!

>interspecies match

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Does anyone really not expect Shane to pull up the original footage of Harper winning in a new camera angle and screw AJ?

>>2317605
why

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>>2317605
anon delivers

>>2317615
He's injured and taking time off

Damn Ellesworth sticking up for Carmella just gave my chills, hope he goes over Cena next week even if Miz interfers, that'd be epic

Holy shit! Dean defending the title for the first time this year!

>Cena Corpsing

Ellsworth is pretty funny

I love this place some times
>The show is predictable, fuck this show!
>The show did something unexpected, fuck this show!

>>2317605
Kek

>Cena and Thickki vs Mella and Hogsworth
I didn't know I wanted this

>expecting some random hillbilly guy to really main event over the guy who's selling a lot of merch and is actually drawing

>>2317564
my roman is GOAT

CAUSE AIN'T NOBODY BREAKIN' THIS REDNECK CAUSE AIN'T NOBODY BREAKIN' THIS REDNECK CAUSE AIN'T NOBODY BREAKIN' THIS REDNECK CAUSE AIN'T NOBODY BREAKIN' THIS REDNECK CAUSE AIN'T NOBODY BREAKIN' THIS REDNECK CAUSE AIN'T NOBODY BREAKIN' THIS REDNECK CAUSE AIN'T NOBODY BREAKIN' THIS REDNECK CAUSE AIN'T NOBODY BREAKIN' THIS REDNECK CAUSE AIN'T NOBODY BREAKIN' THIS REDNECK CAUSE AIN'T NOBODY BREAKIN' THIS REDNECK

>all these wewtists not watching based Trump at this moment

Oh shit Battle of the dicks. Big Hog James versus Little Dick John

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>>2317633

>Harper proves he deserves to be in the main event scene

Based

Miz was ltierally right when he said he was making the IC title relevant again.

I just saw Dean with it and realised I didn't even know he was Champion and don't know the last time he's defended it

>>2317605
Ya sad sack of shit

>>2317605
le fur guy

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>>2317605

I hope Harper still gets to do something.

ELLSWORTH VS CENA CONFIRMED
GOAT MATCH NEXT WEEK
I AM FUCKING DYING
SOMEONE CALL A FUNERAL HOME

>>2317643
Except he said he'd do it if Luke won iirc.

In comparison to Smackdown, RAM must be written by literal retards.

>>2317664
Sorry, Miz got booked for the remainder of the week

>>2317654
NO DIMES

>>2317663
lol

so that's it? harper is done?

>>2317667
He got upset and Posted it anyways

>>2317648
Unhappy people are going to complain no matter what.

>>2317654
What is he gonna do?

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>>2317655
Mfw when James chokes John with his hog

>>2317669
savage anon

>>2317668
Yeah...the only explication is Vince has a pick-up basketball game on Tuesday nights. How can two shows by the same company be so different in qualit!

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>tfw Bray is losing at mania

>>2317644
You need to take time off with your 50k posts TRIPNEET

Beth is /mygirl/

>>2317597
Shane will find the alternate camera angle by the end of tonight's show.

>>2317658
>become IC champ by beating Based Miz
>go on to disrespect the title by competing in Elimination Chamber instead of defending it
this fuc-

BUT HOLD UP BAE BETH IS GETTING IN

>>2317683
He wont, he will have Snek protect him.

Cena Bella Vs Mizz Maryse

Cena proposes to bella at wrestlemania.

Digits confirm

Who /glamazon/ here?

>>2317597
>>2317686
They're gonna put the belt on Shane so we still get Styles and Shane at mania

Beth have any goat matches?

>Ellsworth and Carmella have a Cena / Nikki match.
>Mella says she knows someone who can help.
>Half way through the match Cass comes out and big boots Cena behind ref's back.
>Kisses Mella and maybe gives a cucked Ellsworth a pat on the back.

>>2317615
Still in Hell

>>2317694
I had a hard time telling her and Nattie apart during high school

RIP CURT HAWKINS

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

leave curt hawkins alone

>the state of Curt Hawkins

>>2317697
Every single one. She has a great ass, too

What is the purpose of Curt Hawkins

>>2317702
FFFF

Why even hire Curt Hawkins?! Kek!

Another night of Dean not defending

>>2317605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCg8XhPxMTs

>>2317698
yfw rock hard

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Wacky old Ambrose heheh

Curt Hawkins BTFO

HAWKINS FUCKING BURIED

>hawkisn

So basically the entire royal rumble was for nothing?

poor curt honestly, he just wanted a goddamn handshake

>Stone cold tells this guy to turn it up a little
>le burrito and rollercoaster :D

Kek, that was Hawkins?

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>>2317689
Donald "No dimes" Trump

what's going to happen with luke then?

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>>2317702
I guess hawkins fans had to
FACE THE FACTS

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Thoughts

>>2317720
Fake news

>All those chuck norris joke vignetteswe got for months go to waste

Dean could be doing cool shit, if they just did something with his "le wacky man" gimmick. Instead he's just boring and inconsistent.

Good thing Corbin is murdering him

>>2317706
Why did they even rehire that fag? What a waste of a roster spot. Fire his ass and get Broken Matt on Smackdown.

>>2317689

is there a template for this

>>2317654

nigga cant even cut a decent promo

>>2317658
go back to PLEBBIT to be honest man

>>2317708
because they need a jobber? Dumbass.

Who /flyinglunatic/ here?

Some women don't like to be called sturdy.

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>>2317699
This nigga

>Memebrose

I used to like this guy?

BASED LONE WOLF

>>2317720

fake and if anything it proves howmany cucks there are in this country

>>2317731
>Deanetty marks actually exist

KEK

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>>2317694
Based Hall of Fame power couple.

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>>2317728

Why does he have tattoos like Crazy Town? member Crazy Town

>>2317723
Please don't meme LC. It's a legitimately great work and I'd really not like it to be beat to death.

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>Dean talking to a pre-recorded video

>>2317726
Burying Hawkins is pretty funny.

I think they knew they wanted Corbin to face him first but had Corbin tied up in WWE championship shit.

>>2317743

WEW

>>2317740
>le Miz made the title prestigious again

I don't care about Dean but you are literally plebbit

They have a receding hairline in common

>>2317734
Kek, Renee knows she's a loose as an XL shirt on a baby

Jesus Christ, how the fuck has Baron Corbin come to the point where he BTFOs Ambrose on promos? I seem to remember he was shit like, a few weeks ago

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Why does he wear the beanie?

You see Dean. The thing is..

>>2317743
This better be use on Dolph if he loses to Appollo.

CREWS AND ZIGHEILER IS THE GODDAMN MAIN EVENT

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>>2317743

>that fucking shadow

>>2317743

whats this meme called

>>2317752
Anything looks good next to a piece of garbage

So basically AJ vs Harper was the main event and this is a televised dark match before 205 Live

>>2317654
>watching amnesty Don
Nope

>125 posts
>24 posters
Smackdown confirmed not a draw

>>2317747
I got a giggle from the fact we didn't even see his face.
I didn't realize it was actual WWE talent and not a local jobber for half a second.

wait did AJ win? im fucking confused my wife's boyfriend is using the TV atm so i couldnt watch live

who the fuck buys dolph ziggler as some tough american badass

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Where my Adolph bros?

>>2317759
The BLACKED girl

>>2317765
Get a job ya NEET loser

>>2317759
Blacked.

It's from a porn site by the same name.

>>2317732
>the need a jobber
They have Bray Wyatt.

>>2317752
Corbin has been good for a while, the just had him fighting people who didn't matter. (Ziggler and Kalisto)

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>>2317758

>>2317752
Corbin is the proof that staying in Performer Center DOES work.

>>2317749
He actually bloody defended it you stupid mark. Holy shit you're dense, why even bother

>>2317753
HE'S A BALDING GUY

Be the generation that ends smoking, anon!

BE LE GENERATION THAT ENDS SMOKING

>>2317765
Get a clue cuck

>>2317766
You watch. He's going to purge the shitskins from Smackdown

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Who /pol/ here?

>>2317772
Miz is the jobber

>Dies from ONE AA, the most buried finisher since Codebreaker.

And then Cena calls him a jobber.

>>2317776
>Match ends with Maryse interference

Over and over and over again

>>2317778
>>2317779
Just finished smoking a Du Maurier Red. Mmmmm

>>2317779
They even act like low income areas are exclusive to blacks, so on top of being class D- memers, they're racist

>>2317763
/raw/ threads trump /smacks/
Nothing more cozy than gathering /snacks/ and kicking back 3hrs with you fags.
smackdown feels like a better show overall, but raw has a bit more hype potential

>>2317767
GOAT

>>2317781
Here, let me help you friendo
>>>/pol/

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>>2317782

>>2317782
>brain realizes it's inside a nigger and attempts to escape

>>2317781
dolph just looks like a cuck, he's not purging anything

>>2317779
Those meme commercials were so cringe they got kids smoking and they had to pull them

>>2317654
Dude stutters more than Owens.

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>>2317782
Reporting in.

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>>2317763
>/asp/ is an accurate gauge of all wrestling fans

WORKED

>>2317784
still defended over and over and over again

Goblin King

>>2317641
Holy fuck anon this would be genuis as fuck

>>2317799
this

>>2317605
Why are you posting Bailey ?

>>2317784
Literally irrelevant to the point. It's about defending the title. I literally didn't realise Dean was Champ, his feud could exist exactly as is without the belt. At least Miz had a promo every week where he'd shove it in everyone's face and still, actually defended it

>>2317724
>>2317739
Trumptards getting WORKED by alternative facts

>>2317782
watching lord speak right now.
pretty sure I saw linda there.
/trump/ on laptop smackdown on the tv

Can we just take a minute and say thank you to the gods of wrestling that we have quality programming like this instead of that drivel on Raw the other day.

Don't get me wrong. I love the Raw roster and they do some decent stuff but that show last night was...dare I say....deplorable?

>>2317793
I think the ones about cigarettes companies being racist is the dumbist one. Apparently advertising to market demographics is racist.


I love Neville.

>Mishaps of a Jester
Good call, really.

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>>2317782

>>2317797
>>2317797
e's a tripfag, what did you expect?

I still really like Dean but the last entertaining thing I can remember him doing was the Ellsworth vs. AJ matches

I watched that shitty Batista movie about a month ago.

Honestly wasn't terrible. It was cheaply made and definitely not going to win any awards ever, but I don't regret watching it.

based adolph

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>>2317806

If Zigglers sticking with this heel thing he should change his theme

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>>2317790

>>2317791
You should attempt to escape your basement

>>2317798
>>2317805

Yeah that really raises the value of a title to replicate a finish over and over again.

>Turn heel
>Don't change anything about yourself

Just fucking rip-off Johnny Mundo already

ZIG HEIL

HOLY SHIT DOUBLE TURN, CREWS THE HEEL!!!

BASED :D HAS EVOLVED INTO D:<

Happy black man is angry. I like it no homo

Is Crews a heel now

I might be too new to get this, but isn't a "chairs match" a bit retarded?

>>2317806
>>2317818
BTFO

>>2317814
SEETHING

>heel
>has american flag on tights
10/10

NOT SMILING BLACK ANYMORE

>>2317819
I'M PERFECTIOOOOOON

>:D

Did Ziggler seriously stand on the ramp for 2.5 minutes?

NO DOLPH NOOOOOO

>>2317822
>Implying neethammer can still use his legs

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>>2317806

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>>2317795
what a goddess

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>>2317833
We are heels now.

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>not smiling

>>2317824
He's too busy ripping off HBK

>>2317823
It does more than not defending it.

>>2317833
don't forget he beats on poor minorities ;_;

>To end black history month they beat a black man with a steel chair

Book it vince

>>2317839
cringe

Ziggler is such a bad heel the face our heels him. Why even.

Should they go back to Ziggler old theme? I think it was "Infectious?"

Ziggler needs to bleach his hair again

>>2317818
BLOWN DA FUCK OUT

>>2317845
It literally doesn't.

I could care less about Miz's reign as I do Dean's.

>>2317812
>Using Matrix references to describe your opinions
That's just as bad as people who compare the current political landscape to Harry Potter.

>it's like Mark McGuire swinging a baseball bat

Is he implying Crews is on steroids?

Who /:D/ here? Wait... he's D:< now D:

>>2317850
Naw man, that'd just make him look like Kurt Hennig, and that'd be terrible

>>2317841
Her voice is yummy too

>I'm a machine dyaaaad

:ᗡ

>>2317818
What are angles?

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>tfw Smacks in my hometown next week
>lowest tickets is $108
>mfw I'm $9 short from going to the A+ show and seeing Keksworth get fucked by Dinosaur Dick John

>>2317847
I'm black and that joke was 10/10

>>2317843
>:(

>>2317814
Was expecting exactly this >>2317832

>>2317852
>could care less
confirmed retard desu

>>2317840
The most populated areas voted Clinton

Really fires my neurons

>>2317860
Hello Indy friend.

t. Terre Haute

>>2317852
>I could care less
So you cared more for it than Deans.

>>2317849
I AM PERFECTION

>>2317849
>infectious
You're pulling my leg right?

5 HOURS

>>2317865
yes most populated areas are usually areas full of immigrants

>>2317865
>the most niggerish areas voted Clinton

fixed that for ya

>>2317860
spend half on snacks and join us.

>>2317867
The worst part is that I'm 10 minutes away from Banker Life. I'm literally seething right now

>>2317865
>the areas full of beta males and minorities voted Clinton

woah

>>2317871
You gonna need one to sit through Raw

>>2317875
There are more Hispanics in the US than Blacks famalam.

>>2317818
>Trees obscuring the empty parts of National Mall
>You can still see the huge white patches of no people

KEK

>>2317881
THANKS UCE

>>2317864
>>2317868
sorry my voice software misheard me

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>>2317872
>>2317875
>>2317878

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>>2317870
>perfection
...yeah. that makes more sense...

GOTCHA

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>>2317857
shes actual perfection

Remember the Smackdown tag team division?

>>2317892
no

>>2317877
Save for when they come to Louisville in a couple months. That's only like an hour and a half from Indy.

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>>2317884
>>2317859
Have some more little man

>>2317889
kek

SHADES OF KURT ANGLE

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>>2317890
>The witness, Ziggler, actually used a Steel Chair!

>>2317892
even The New Day was more active during their reign.

>>2317892
Hey yeah, where was the one match featuring every smackdown tag team this week?

>>2317892
I think they buried them all two weeks ago. I hear they're hoping they'll fertilize the TNA guys they're going to plant at the end of the year.

>>2317898
You do know those images confirm the empty spots in the back, right?

>Chairs Matches

is there a more cringe match stipulation?

ouch

OUCH

hahahahahahahaha

even 50/50 booking on black history month

Appollo buried.

>>2317910
Stairs match

>>2317907
Sorry little man but some of the Trump voters had to work that day

>>2317892
There's a tag team division?

give heel ziggler an alt-right gimmick where here's a face or heel depending on what part of the country he's in

hates millennials
wishes it was the 80s
targets minorities
is an ass to women

Black History in the making!

>>2317898
Stop posting politics and start posting Big Dog man

>Apollo's balls

F

>>2317898
Still, what are angles? >>2317720 is the same angle of both inaugurations.
Trump isn't a draw.

Did JBL just call Dolph a loli veteran?

BASED DOLPH

>Minorities hate him

ADOLPH

>>2317864
only fags point this out

>GO BACK TO RING OF HONOR

>>2317920
i thought for a while they were leading to this
still not sure that they aren't

Not a bad match

Happy last day of black history month everyone.

>I go through niggers like you every day

What did Adolph Ziggler mean by this?

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH

So what ended up happening with based big sexts Tom Phillips

Did his wife/fiancee leave him?

>>2317920
>ziggler gets jumped by antifa thugs and ends up dead

I like it

>beats black man with chair on the end of black History month
>I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD
What did WWE mean by this?

>>2317925
The picture on the right was clearly taken earlier

>>2317918
But I thought Trump said we had a 40℅ unemployment rate

>Jetsons and WWE
This shit gets stranger with every movie

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BRAY VS AJ FOR THE TITLE AT MANIA

I*M CUMMING DAD

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What did I miss so far?

Anyone else watching /BigShowBuriestheJetsons/

>>2317936

>tfw Adolph Ziggler gimmick would be GOAT

SPOILER *He's a face*

>>2317898
>posts a cropped and zoomed in picture
>still shows empty room with no people

Keep posting more faggot, you're just proving my point.

>>2317941
Honestly, Trump did have more people than that attend his ceremony than that pic lets on but there really is no way more people attended his than Obama's.

>>2317942
That's all of the Hillary voters

>>2317945
Harperfags BTFO.

>>2317938
what kinda woman would divorce a man who can hold an enormous erection on a four hour flight

>>2317918
And some of them can't leave the basement without a crane.

>>2317943
Next is Yogi and the Wrestling Bear Superstars

>>2317939
Ziggler might be a fag but I'm pretty sure even he could beat a 17-year-old girl with dyed hair and a nose ring.

>>2317955
>Not World Wrestling Wacky Races

>>2317945
Based BMJ burying the fuck our of Le Miz.

>>2317945
The Jetsons: Robo Wrestlemania

>>2317945
>Cena v Miz GOAT promo
>A shitty womens match
>AJ vs Harper, great match, AJ wins
>Cena+Nikki vs. Carmella+Ellsworth Setup
>Ambrose buried Hawkins further, then argued with Corbin
>Ziggler is growing a toothbrush mustache

>>2317950
So why did people vote for Trump if they are all employed?

>>2317945
>cena shot up smackdown killing Miz
>Harper and AJ but on a 4/5 match
>WWE shows a black man beaten to death on the last day of black History month

>>2317954

Based 400 pound hackers

;_;7 the true patriots

>>2317955
>Yogi

That bear drew 0 dimes

>>2317957
>>2317957
>>2317957

>>2317959
No but we had Twisted Metal: WWE Edition.

>>2317918
Wait, so did they attend or did they work? Why does the story keep changing?

>>2317963

THEY TOOK R JOBS

>>2317918
>Obama left with the unemployment rate lower than when Bush left

BASED

>>2317963
To put the Shillarycucks in the coal mines where they belong


>Wyatt
based

>>2317955
Still doesn't top Surf's Up 2

>>2317943
Josie and the Pussycats and the Mystery of the Missing Paige.

>No Murican Beta tonight
This SD is 11/10 so far

>timothy fuming about daddy donald again
kek

>Orton will change his mind and accept the match against Wyatt
>Shane tells AJ that he is not going to the ME since Randy was the one who won Royal Rumble
>AJ gets mad with Shane

There you go, your 2 matches Meltzeer said months ago. Pretty stupid. There is literally no reason to not add Harper to that Main Event to make it interesting

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>>2317987
>liberal progressives ever willingly working labor and factory jobs

>>2317998
Or factories kekekeke

>>2318015
Answer me you little goober
>>2317981

>>2318031
Obama was kind of a beta president tbqh

>>2318057
Didn't answer the question, goober

>>2318067
>goober
cringe

HE'S GOING TO RAPE THE CORPSE AND THEN SHIT ON BRAY'S SPORT BAG

>>2318080
Still didn't answer, goober

>>2317865
Welfare leeches and globalist cucks tend to huddle around big cities

kinda cool but almost hogan in dungeon tier.