Holy shit the comments.

>>2316509
>Asuka and Goldberg have more in common than you may think

They both weigh well above 200lbs?

>>2316513
KEK

Screen cap the comments then

>>2316513
Nope

>>2316547
Did not know Goldberg hate was a thing... holy shit.

Damn is Asuka the greatest female wrestler the WWE has ever had?

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>mfw Asuka beats the streak and Goldberg comes out to raise her hand.

>>2317000
A lot of people don't like Goldberg. The guy honestly is pretty damn shit in the ring, and always has been. Any fan of actual wrestling probably can't stand the guy.

>>2317085
Muh workrate faggits

>>2317085
I'm a workrate guy and Goldberg is definitely good. He knows his limitations and works to his strengths.

>>2317085
I'm all for muh workrate but, but if you can't just enjoy Goldberg for what he is, you're not a fan of actual wrestling, you're just a stuck up prick.

>>2317117
This

>>2317085

My dad's been a huge Goldberg hater since he came into the WCW

>>2317116
>spear
>jackhammer
>30 seconds match

Yeah...how about no. Goldberg is fucking trash and literally can only work fucking squash matches. Even Braun Strowman and fucking Bigshow on Raw last week put on a longer match than 95% of Bill's entire career matches.

>>2316547
The state of Max Bushelletty

>>2317022
At least in the last 20 years, yes.

>>2317085
Those are just queers who are fans of flippy midgets and Bret Hart types that can't draw

>>2317144

your dad's probably a homosexual then.

>>2316547

Wow today's smarks are actually beyond pathetic as well as underage. I always thought it was just an act here on /asp/ but the reddit and woo crossposters are legit autistic.

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>>2317085
>Any fan of actual wrestling probably can't stand the guy.
>Any fan of actual wrestling

You don't have any self-awareness lad.

>>2317085
please have sex my guy

>>2317151
>a longer match than 95% of Bill's entire career matches.
>muh workrate
>muh flips
>muh ring psychology

15+

100 bucks you've never watched more than 5 Goldberg matches in your life.

>>2317553
People in 1998 thought Goldberg sucked too.

>>2317085

Imagine if I took a time machine to 1997, and dumb obese smarks were begging for Lance Storm to be the face of WCW instead of Goldberg.

>actual wrestling

It's not actual wrestling, it's fake pretend soap opera where the ***wrestlers*** are meant to be larger than life actors/characters so they can draw money for the company.

>>2317666
>People in 1998 thought Goldberg sucked too

You mean WWF fan-boys. WCW's main event scene was all about spectacle with Hogan/Sting/Nash/Goldberg at the helm, if you wanted to see flips they had cruiserweights.

People loved Goldberg.

>>2316547
>Non shalantly

>>2316547
shart

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>your common Facebook smarks
>Pages such as: The 434, The Spotlight, 8fact wwe

Smarks are fn retarded. Whether you like Goldberg or not or think he is talentless, Goldberg is giving Asuka a rub by mentioning her on his twitter, which is actually cool of Goldberg to do. It's cool that he is doing that because he doesn't have to do it.

>>2317680
In all fairness to Lance, at least the workrate guys back then were a lot better than the indie wrestlers of today.

They actually still tried to maintain a good physique as well as character and personality. The indie shitters of today look like neckbeard pro gamers rather than wrestlers.

I liked Lance serious Canadian wrestler gimmick in WCW.

>>2317973

Today's smarks are certified idiots. It's all about muh "actual wrestling" with them.

>>2318020
Wasn't doing it to hate on Lance. But seriously, these morons are so one dimensional in their thinking they just blindly hate on everything that doesn't look like a neckbeard indie darling who does flips.

If you're in any way a power-moves guy, then you can't wrestle, and you gas out in le 90 seconds, despite the fact the people who type this look like they've never been to a gym in their lives.

>>2317085
(You)

>>2317680
Well clearly Goldberg didn't save WCW from going out of business. So who cares if it were Lance Storm or Norman Smiley.

>>2318256

Goldberg wasn't the reason they went out of business my underage friend. There was nothing he could have done.

>>2318256
That wasn't his fault obviously. Heenan said it best. All the top draws in wrestling became top draws because they won all the time. Goldberg being undefeated for much longer would have been legendary. Nothing WWE could have done would have ever topped it. Austin vs McMahon would have eventually burned itself out like all angels in wrestling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQtVNubxxgQ

WWE merely survived due to the massive lack of leadership from WCW. WCW almost put WWE out of business. Of course WWE with their dumb smarks like to pretend this never happened though.

>>2318256
18+

>>2318362
>Of course WWE with their dumb smarks like to pretend this never happened though.

It's all the revisionism in the documentaries Vince keeps putting out. WWF was getting whooped every single week in the ratings from 1992 all the way to 1997.

>>2318020
>In all fairness to Lance, at least the workrate guys back then were a lot better than the indie wrestlers of today.

kek. Not even.

Even a low rate indie wrestler like Tyler Breeze is better than Lance.

>>2316547
we're fucking doomed. if there is life on those discovered planets, we must warn them.

lmao, all these people hating Goldberg

18+ Goldberg was the man back then and he's the man back now, I understand it's good to hate on success as it breeds jealousy.

Goatberg

>>2317666
>People in 1998 thought Goldberg sucked too.

Really? Cause not once do I remember Goldberg getting booed anywhere. Unless you can prove me wrong.

If he debuted today he'd get hated though. Same with Brock and Kevin Nash.

>goldberg was the one making all the fatgooka threads

>>2318443
near the end of 1998
18+

>>2316547
It´s true goldberg is shit all around, he is not good in the ring, he is not good in the mic, ultimate warrior is the only other legend I can think of that hasw no redeemable qualities.

>>2318505

Post footage.

>>2318524

Is that you Max Bushell? If so do you plan on hitting the weights any time soon?

>>2318524
>Ultimate Warrior has no redeemable qualities

Cause you were born after he'd already retired and all you know about him is the 10 second clip they show of him running down to the ring and shaking the ropes once in a while.

Literal retard.

>>2318531
>Max Bushell

I don´t even know who that is.

>>2318535
>Unless you met him as a impressinable child you wouldn´t know why he is great!

Figured out as much.

>>2318567

UW has more redeemable qualities than all the indie darlings you like today put together times ten.

>>2318524
At least Goldberg drew dimes

>>2318575
He has none, he was literally a guy with the right gimmick at the right era.

I would say he is the least talented main eventer ever if The Great Khali and Sycho Sid didn´t exists.

>>2318589
>muh workrate
>muh in-ring psychology bro
>muh flips
>asuka is totally awesome

This is what leads to the stupidity shown in this image.

>>2316547

Know-it-all underage obese smarks.

>>2316547
The tears of these gremlins when Goldberg goes over Oreowens will be unbelievable.

I honestly can't wait.

>>2318599
>muh workrate
I specifically said that they are also terrible with the mic, the miz is a terrible worker but he is awesome in the mic so he good, UW and (((goldberg))) don´t have that.

>>2318613
>UW wasn't good on the mic
I can't imagine being so brainless and clueless as you.

>The Miz is the first guy he brings up

>>2318619
>UW wasn't good on the mic

He wasn´t.

>The Miz is the first guy he brings up

Who else in the current roster is a better example of someone that is shit in the ring but great in the mic?

skill is the least important thing in a wrestler.

I agree with the Miz example. he's more entertaining than 90% of the roster despite sucking in-ring.

Goldberg was pure POWER. he was 10 times better than the entire current cruiserweight division.

>>2318443
I assume you mean just in WCW because that's what the anon you were replying to mentioned. However if this is you >>2317553 then try to remember that he was booed in 2003 by WWE fans so it isn't just "today's smarks".

I did not watch WCW, but I was told Goldberg was booed upon returning after being out on injury for breaking a window with his bare fist. That may be wrong though, as the guy who told me that has a very clear bias against Goldberg.

>>2316513
5'3" 140

>>2318708
137 according to official stats

>>2318734
I read that and consciously rounded up because one can gain 3 pounds eating a big dinner.

>>2318741
If she weas actually tubby she would probably just look even hotter.

>>2318629
>He wasn't
>Tfw got baited into replying seriously to a 16 year old

Styles clash yourself and make sure to tuck in your neck.

>>2318707
>I did not watch WCW

Don't worry, neither did 99% of Goldberg haters.

BASED ASUKA WORKING THE /ASP/ FATTIES

>>2318977
Which neckbeard are you here: >>2316547

>>2318765
Okay, but can you confirm or deny the booed on return story I was told? And can you recommend me some good Goldberg matches? I've seen him win the belt off Hollywood Hulk, that was alright.

>>2318524
At least he can speak English unlike that gook

I remember seeing a kid wearing a Goldberg shirt at Wal-Mart one time. I waited until he was in a secluded area and proceeded to beat the shit out of him, tear his gay shirt and spit in his face. I got him so scared that he said some black kids did it. It always makes me smile when I think about it.

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>>2316520
>fat fuck NEET laughing at a weight joke

>>2316513
this

Based Berg working the facebook smarks
Based smarks working aspies
Based blood pressure working fatsuka

>all the mad Oldberg marks ITT

>>2317680
>Lance Storm
>1997 WCW

18+

>>2319074
Based Goldberg working the wiggers

>>2319074

woo woo woo cool story bro

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>>2318185
>they just blindly hate on everything that doesn't look like a neckbeard indie darling who does flips.

>If you're in any way a power-moves guy, then you can't wrestle, and you gas out in le 90 seconds,

Please tell us more about things you clearly know shit about.

>>2318410
>Tyler Breeze
>indie wrestler

>>2318443
He got booed at Starrcade '98.

>If he debuted today he'd get hated though. Same with Brock and Kevin Nash.

Show your working.

>>2316509
They both gas within a few minutes and only have two moves?

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>>2318679
>he was 10 times better than the entire current cruiserweight division.

HAH!

>>2318679
>he's more entertaining than 90% of the roster despite sucking in-ring.

State of your taste lad.

>>2317085
Who could hate the jewish door buster!? Only jew I know that enjoy giving themselves concussions on live tv

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>>2318535
Tfw there are people who think ultimate warrior was just anti-ring ropes

>>2318629
Enzo? KO? Paul Heyman?

>>2318535
Warrior copped a bunch of shit for being a poor worker in his prime. 18+

>>2318575
>indie darlings

R E N T - F R E E

>>2319177
>Owens
>shit in-ring

>>2318524
Warrior's playing a character that shouldn't have that much talk in him (no brutal honesty,pipebombing and shit). Warrior was good in the ring,his first WWF run proves it. His late work in WCW was shit,mainly because he was too old and didn't have the WWF Warrior feel.

>>2318607
>Oreowens
You can do better anon.

based godberg

>>2319415
Kev worked and crying

>>2319177
>Owens
>good on the mic

??????
You got it backwards. He can work but can't talk worth shit.

>>2317966

god I want to kiss Carmella

>>2316547
Proof if any more was needed that smarks are what killed wrestling.

I'm just glad they weren't around in such huge numbers in the attitude era so at least we'll always have that. If they were, Austin would be a jobber and Dean Malenko would be a 62 time world champion.

>>2317085
>>2317151
You are everything that's wrong with wrestling today.

>>2319415
How about Record Lowens, Kev?

>>2319118
literally who

>>2319461
>not recognising THE MACHINE

18+

wow asuka needs to learn english so she can start chastising her shit innanet fans. this is the ultimate compliment to asuka from wwe and her fans are trying to ruin it.

>>2319451
This.

>>2319443
>"smarks" are the reason Austin got so over he was forced into turning babyface

>>2316509
The Jew fears the samurai

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>>2319534
wtf I love Asuka now

>>2319868
That's some low key foot fetish pic.

>>2319868
Ugly

>>2316547
>He is a man
What did the feminist dyke mean with that?

>>2319516
she already BTFO a guy who tried to tell her that she took her name from Lioness Asuka. I believe knows English well enough to hold a passable conversation.

>>2318433
>we