Heem Phil BTFO by Meltzer

>>2315765
Based

>>2315765
Cuck Man PHIL BTFO

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LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE
A CU/CK OUTDRAWN BY JEFF HARDY

>>2315765
well it's true, Jeff didn't need to get super over by breaking kayfabe

Yeah but I think most reasonable people know Punk only reached a fraction of how over he could've gotten.

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>>2315768
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>>2315765
>all these marks getting drawn into posting by the GOAT

>>2315783
I'll admit he drew me into watching him get his ass kicked in UFC

>>2315783

yes philip, jeff did bring those fellas in here.

oh, and dont stay up for aj, shes not coming back tonight.

>>2315788
>it's an /asp/ poster projects his cuck fetish episode

>>2315795

>its a punk goes on damage control kind of day

>Big money Jeff drawings $$$

>Drug Jeff drew more dimes than straight edge Punk

Time to retire from life Phil

>>2315765
Yeah no shit. I'm a punk fan but there's no comparison between him and jeff hardy, one of the last real draws wwe had.

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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>2316267
>never the guy
Also

>>2315773
Lmfao at that girly punch he throws
You can tell thay was Phil's first legit fight

>>2316306
2nd. He got the shit beat out of him by Teddy Hart.

>>2316267
I still don't understand what's wrong with liking hockey considering it's the only manly one of the major 4 sports