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The things I'd finna do to her my oh my I am literally shaking at the mere thought of my 6' 6" (with my wrestling boots on) physique imposing onto her tiny lil body

>>2314498
Guys, I'm crying right now.
Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Alexa Bliss. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.
Alexa really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

>>2314502
>6' 6"

no one needs to know your waistline

>>2314509
Don't be seething at me caz ya got shitty genetics lil guy

>>2314522
stop projecting so hard or you'll sweat through your one polo shirt that still fits

>>2314540
My shirts are all used from soaking up ya tears. Gain height begging ya then maybe think about getting a clue.

>>2314546
>maybe if i spam forced asp memes they'll accept me!

>>>/squaredcircle/

>>2314513
when will he make his return?

>>2314551
Please lil guy I've been on here since 2009. Ya disrespect me like dat again and we finna have problems ya dig?

>>2314558
the absolute state of asp tripfags

>Lexi (((Kaufman)))

I'll pass

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>>2314555
He has returned #Britch

>>2314560
Wat u mean?

>>2314562
She's confirmed as a follower of Christ

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>>2314498
What did he mean by this?

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>it's a Carter argues with himself thread, again

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>>2314509

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>>2314565
Use this please. :)

>>2314663
Listen up and listen real close dweeb cause I already warned ya one time. Imma tell ya two time. Ya insult me once imma throw ya ass through a motherfucking wall ya insult me twice imma start screaming on dat ass. Imma start screaming, I'm finna be like "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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>>2314509

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>>2314558
Jesus christ I cant take this cringe

>>2314721
What happened ya look in the mirror?

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>>2314676
>Tripfag chimps out after getting BTFO on a Armenian Oil Grappling Image Board

Holy fuckin cringe

>>2314729
Ya seething

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>>2314731
>"s-s-seething"

>>2314737
Finna cry?

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>>2314498

>>2314498
OY VEY!!

>>2314508
cringe.

But seriously though, I feel this way sometimes about my boss. She's hot as hell but I know I will never have her :'(

>>2314676
You're an autistic fucking faggot. Kill yourself you stupid midgit bitch

>being less attractive than your mother

The absolute state of her.

>>2314799
kys

>>2314815

>little guy uses little phrases

at least you have a 6'6 waistline to be proud of dean dwarf

>>2314502
>>2314738
>finna

>clue
>weights
>height
>shower
>sex

Go.

>>2314819
>>2314820
Manletsayswhat

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>>2314498
Hello there, fellow rato.

>>2314824
>projecting this hard

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Hello rato, my old nemesis.

>>2314731
ya can't stop eatin'
ya fat and seethin'

come at me again when ya vocabulary finally reaches middle school level

>>2314824
>Tripfag accidentaly BTFO's himself in a fit of rage

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>>2314498

>>2314840
Don't work ya self into a shoot now Lil guy

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>>2314676

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>>2314509