RAW Gamethread #1

>>2312137
>it's a Triphammer thread

GOAT

>>2312137
What are the matches for tonight?

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B I G D O G

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Should a buy a Clio Smackbros? My old civic is finally dying and I have some cash saved... I always liked this little bastard

Who the hell watches WWE cartoons?

Does everyone here actually like Roman Reigns? Why?

>>2312198
More people than NJPW tbqh

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Still 15 minutes away and the rawtists have already lost.

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>>2312206

>smackcucks still tune in

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Big Dog time

hi everyone

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

>RAM is WAR

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>>2312229
always here hombre

>>2312231
>RAM IS MAR

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>>2312229
here

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>>2312229
Aqui anon, esperando al A show

>>2312229
Acá como siempre papi esperando el show B

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>>2312229
aca papa

>>2312248
Please do not ruin the rep of SmA+ckchads with that landwhale

>HECH

What did he mean by this

>Starting with oldberg

Lel, smack wins again

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>>2312167
Can't wait for the big pop for our Supersize Spaniel!

THE OLD DOG

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>>2312229

RYYYY
BACK

>starting with the draw so we don't have to watch the rest
Based Vince

>>2312263
>someone shopped this

Holy fuck the BBDWTS meme is real

Oh boy, the 2nd and 3rd hour drops for this week are gonna be fun.

>>2312265
Encontré al rawtista

>>2312263
oops

I'm just here for big dog

goldberg is the real cool dad

save us based KO

Ah yes, the third brand WWE 2K17

He's already out of gas

Goldberg over as fuck

Last RAW with fatty as champion...feels good.

>>2312268
Goldberg is the only draw on this shitshow called Raw.

BASED OLDBERG

>comeback story

>>2312268
>Cuckberg
>Draw

Let's be real here the only draw in WWE in Cena

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fuck, marry, kill

TALK

JUST RUSHED HOME 50 OVER THE SPEED LIMIT TO GET HERE ON TIME WTF DID I MISS

>goldberg not randomly bleeding during this promo
did raw already lose this week?

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Go outside Tripjanny

anyone have a good stream?

>>2312300
b6b278169de9371084e1325cc0340edf30573311

>>2312290
fuck bliss
marry becky
kill the literal whos

>>2312290
>liv is taller than two other people
wow

>>2312290
Literally only order

Fuck, marry and kill

>>2312290
marry all of them

>>2312290
kill myself

Will Brock do what he did to him against Eddie? Then we'll have based Big Dog vs KO. And then Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar

>Oldberg promo
SMACK WINS AGAIN

Can't wait for Triple H to be the one that gets the rub from beating Goldberg

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>goldbergs promo is stating blatantly what actually will happen

>>2312300
wywtv

>>2312293
non head butted Goldy walking down to the ring.

actually you promised not to break the real limo glass then you did it

>>2312290
Fuck Bliss, marry Jersey girl, kill the bitch on the left

>>2312293
Kurt return

>>2312290
Liv is a nice Jersey girl like I am a nice Jersey boy so I will marry her

>>2312306
;_;

>>2312290
wheres big mic mella

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>Raw not starting with Roman/KO/Seth/Authority
When was the last time this happened?

>>2312290

marry, fuck, kill

I PROMISE MY WIFES SON

>>2312290
kill, marry, kill

M A Y B E
A
Y
B
E

Is it still that Jericho will cost fatty the belt?

Did Goldberg jackhammer Brock when he squashed him?

>Owens getting booos

Based Fat ass

on a scale of 1-10, how awful is the new day botched oscars segment going to be. also will it involve titus?

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>KeKvin owens booed

YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOL

>>2312328
yes

>A GOOD MOOD A GOOD MOBOOD BILL

THE STATE OF KEVIN OREOWENS

>>2312290
Right to left

>fatty stumbling over his promo again

LMAO

oh god the first thing KO says he fucks up

How is this match not a joke?
Goldberg is so blown out of proportion it'll be ridiculous if KO doesn't get squashed by the first minute

Even if he pretended to betray Jericho so they can team up on Goldberg at Fastlane, he can just kill both of them

Is Goldberg in a good mool?

>>2312328
of course he did

YOURE IN A GOOD MOO

GOOD
MOOLAH

holy shit my sides

am I the only one here old enough to remember when Goldberg almost bled to death punching a car window on Nitro?

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>>2312290
Why is liv acting like a racist frog?

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>>2312334

>>2312290
fuck bliss
kill liv
marry dye and make 3rf my post-op domino

>GOOD MOOL

I don't remember these matches

>good moo
fucking kek

did they pipe in those boos?

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>>2312336
>>2312340
And just right after Goldie said KO's best at talking too.

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>smarks say Kev is an elite talker
>he fumbles once a promo

ROMAN BURIED

>>2312349
>acting like

>The face that runs the place
When did KO beat AJ Styles?

>>2312349
She's a trump voter

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>87 replies
>50 posters
>The state of raw

>>2312348
no I saw it and was praying he died

this crowd is already dead

>Just the mention of Roman gets booed
WORKED

Owens is gonna lose the title cause jericho. Oldberg vs Brock for Universal Title at mania and owens vs jericho in a fag match at mania.

When the fuck did Kevin Owens decide to turn up his accent? It's gotten really, REALLY heavy the last month.

>>2312315
lol

>the """""EVOLUTION""""" of Kevin Owens as Universal Champion

authority angle confirmed

QUICK HARD CUT TO A BORED FAN IN THE CROWD

>>2312374
accents are heat

why is KO even wearing a suit?

>>2312365
To qualify for Money in the Bank

>>2312374
Whats that aboot

>>2312365
He beat him in a MitB qualifying match.

>>2312367
have sex

>FINE SPEECH KEVIN

KEK

the fucking state of kevin owens

botching his very first line

Roman Reign is legitimately the best on the mic on the roster now

Man this promo is pretty shit isn't it

Why are they doing Brock and Goldberg at wrestlemania?

Did it everyone forget it was terrible the first time and now they're way older?

Green Bay fucking buried

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>>2312315

>>2312386

The Miz says hi, ya mark

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>"YOU KEK" sign
Which one of you is it?

>The top RAW champion is a fat, short retard

JUST

>>2312386
Gentleman Jack has never fucked up a single line

>>2312386
Incorrect

>you cuck

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>green bay btfo

Green Bay BTFO

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>>2312386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8YCJgkbHT0

>Greenbay street fight

The fuck is that?

Green Bay just got cucked.

wow he's just fucking seth rollins 2.0 but without based j&j

>>2312393
miz is ok, but been cutting the exact same thing since 2010. getting old.

>you cuck sign
/ourguy/?

When did Owen get an accent? I'm from Canada and he never had one in older promos.

>>2312394
me

Go home shows always this soft at the start?

"All you'll hear is silence"

Did Owens just admit he draws no dimes

Why do they zoom in on the a triangle in raw?

Is it illuminati?

>>2312395
Bray isnt that slim or tall either.

>New Gay.

JUST.

Is Anon's dad about to walk in soon?

MY DAD IS COMING HOME SOON
HE'S GOING TO COME IN MY ROOM I JUST KNOW IT

>>2312409
go home shows have been shit for a long time

it's just the opposite results of the ppv all night

>>2312396
He also sounds like a Faggot with a capital F

>New Day next

Well, see you guys tomorrow in the A show

If Goldberg had done to Roman what he did to Brock, Reigns would get universal cheers

>>2312392
Why did the limo no sell?

>>2312392
sad. that was the exact moment wcw died. all bills fault

>>2312419
how does that get roman cheered?

>>2312412
Bray is 6'3"

>There will never be Booty Cheese

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Fuck, marry, kill.

I'm not watching 3 hours of this shit?

What do you guys look forward to?

Is Big Money Braun the only reason to watch RAM

>>2312390
Because fatties and midgets don't draw.

>>2312430
you fucking off

>>2312430
Tucker Carlson Tonight

>>2312424
Because you gotta get buried sometimes if you want anybody who knows wrestling's fake to like you

>>2312430
Honestly Braun and Roman feud.


>>2312432
Yep.

>>2312429
fuck Cena, marry Big Match John, kill super cena.

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>>2312418
b-but we've got Brock and G-Goldberg, s-smackdownie! They're gonna draw big dimes w-when they return full time!

New days music really sucks.

>>2312430
Honestly, it's fun making fun of WWE in these threads. About the only thing worthwhile about watching RAW.

>>2312437
Braun is going to bury him

Well, cya at 10:59

>>2312436
Based

>niggers intensify

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New Day

>>2312429
theres no one in this picture though

The show just started and the crowd is dead...wow.

is tom going to be on smack tomorrow

>that little starstruck autist

>more nigger music for PPV
I really miss the edgy music from the early 2000s

>>2312446
I wish

Based Bigger Dog is should be the face of the company

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>muscular black men showing children with their mouths agape in anus-based treats

>>2312455

was just wondering this

>watch this
LITERALLY PLEASE WATCH OUR SHOW
>THE STATE OF RAM

>>2312429
Fuck The Prototype.
Marry Dr. Thuganomics
Kill The Champ is here.

Why does Big E pouring cereal onto little boys seem so erotic?

>>2312435
Epic banter.

Screencapping for future generations.

>>2312457
boo hoo cry me a river white faggot

My girlfriend's cat loves the New Day.

>>2312445
literally this

>Open up you want some?
>YOU WANT SOME!?

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why are they even at raw if they aren't excited?

Greenbay is dead desu senpaitachi

I just started watching. Did I miss anything important in the KO/Goldberg promo battle?

Anon's dad walks in

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>those owls on their gear mocking the new impact logo

P. funny tbf

End this

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New Day Pepe shirt?

>>2312429
Fuck Big
Marry Match
Fuck John

>>2312430
The first sentence isn't a question you fucking retard. I'm looking forward to Seth just to see what the hell is gonna happen since they were obviously building a feud between him and HHH for mania.

How do I become as alpha as Frank the Clown?

>new day giving cereal facials

I make more noise fapping to shota than the crowd is loud tonight.

Stale New Gay needs to fuck off for a season

>new day pops
HAHA POPS LIKE THE WRESTLING TERM DO YOU GET IT MAGGLE

Fuck this where is Titus?

Wtf is their gimmick? Timeshares?

New Day is getting stale even for mark crowds.

>the literal shining stars

who are bigger undercarders, these guys or the vaudevillains?

Based scumbag Puerto Rican con artists

>DAASS RITE

>their gimmick is being travel agents

>New Gay got ice cream bars
CM Phil is literally SEETHING right now

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>>2312466
>girlfriend

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Do kids really find new day entertaining?

Switched it off as soon as new day came up... fuck me can this shit get any more cringeworthy.

This is already pure cringe

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RIP New Day.

I remember when they were good.

shinging stars out to save the show

BASED SCAM ARTISTS

GET EM PRIMO AND EPICO

I BELIEVE

Shining Stars and Gay Cops are legit the only tag teams I like.

>>2312455
the face that fucks the place

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>marketing sex to kids

YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP!

epic reference desu

>your gimmick is that you hand brochures to a fake vacation resort

how do you handle it?

did Corey just say "properly shill"

>>2312331
rofl

>>2312498
When was that?

Who is the QT in ring?

BIENVENIDOS A PUERTO RICO
LA ESTRELLA BRILLANTE DEL CARIBE

Hahaha topical XD

>>2312466
My wife's son often brings his real dads dog over for us to dogsit.

Smackdown wins again and it's only 20 mins in

C R I N G E
R
I
N
G
E

>attempting topical humor

OSCARS BTFO!

SO TOPICAL

Goddamn can Green Bay only ever get hype for football and nothing else?

Also

>making an oscars reference
Worse than Mauro's commentating this shit

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OSCARS BTFO

O S C A R S
H

M
Y

G
O
D

E
N
D

T
H
I
S

AHAHAHA JUST LIKE THE OSCARS GUISE

W e w

>>2312511
Big E Langston

>>2312515
ur a duck

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>>2312436

BASED.

NEW GAY BTFO BY THE CROWD MAKING 0 NOISE OR REACTION FOR THEIR GAY JOKE

wow that was shit. someone wrote that

Is this the deadest crowd this year?

>doing a parody of the oscar screw up
HAHA WE ARE CULTURALY RELEVANT MAGGLE

Why don't they push kinder mahal?

He has a good look.

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>>2312498
no need to lie anymore dude, Black history month is almost over.

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>Lana in red

That joke fell flatter than sashas tits

Any good matches set up for later? Or should I just turn it off now?

>Lana

YES

>wearing a suit instead of the latex

NO

lol Vince burying tag teams again in handicap matches

I had to mute it tbqh
2 much cringe

Who /Handsome/ here

Do you remember when Ruru was relevant?

>>2312533
Someone got paid a good amount of money to write that*

>>2312541
turn off and don't look back

>>2312532
That joke was terrible.

Is Jinder natty? Looks like he might use vitamins.

>>2312536
he sucks

Imagine this segment being someone's introduction to wrestling.

OSCARS BTFO

LANAAAA

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LANA

>>2312541
Big Show vs. the Shining Stars is gonna be great

are they still hindering jinder?

HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

>omg look at lana

that chisled sand-nigger should be the biggest heel in the company

>we're getting Big Show v Primo and Epico by the end of the night

fuck man that fucking sucks

>>2312545
aqui

>>2312534
they are drunk with cheese maggel

>>2312516
They win just for not doing an Oscars joke

>>2312524
Does anyone mind if I save this pic?

>There's the adderall from Xavier Woods

What did he mean by this?

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>handsome rusev
i love it

>>2312528
You african american.

Why the fuck aren't Handsome Rusev, Hardbody Mahal, and the Ravishing Russian Lana a top-tier team?

>>2312541
The shining stars vs Big Show. Literally can't miss TV

I hope Anon's Dad walks in

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>>2312502
this

super underutilized

Who's going to see Logan this weekend?

>>2312541
check the highlights on youtube if you really want to.
Watching it live is an absolute waste of time

Why is lana with rusev when big E is literally right there?

>>2312572
>gimmicks will never go over again

why god

>>2312575
big e is gay

>>2312575
Big E wants the big D even more than Lana does

>>2312572
Based. They were also good before the cops gimmick as a JoJo's gimmick.

>>2312573
Will X23 to prostituting like in the funny books?

>>2312573
I'd rather sit through an episode of Raw

this fucker streamer just played Eric Bischoff theme and I marked out for a sec

You guys hear Shaq vs Big Show ain't happening

>látex boots
Mmmmmmmmmmm....

>>2312521
>>2312522
>>2312524
>>2312525
>>2312526
>>2312554

>finding that shit the least bit funny

what a bunch of tasteless 12 year old faggots

smackdown wins yet again

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>>2312516
>>2312564
Smackdown wins again!

>>2312575
spot the cuck

>>2312588
worked

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>>2312574
>not multitasking while it plays in the background.

>>2312590
I'm cancelling my ppv.

>Shining Stars vs Big Show main event
>state of RAM

>>2312592
I think you need to be tested for autism

memes aside Jinder is fucking shredded

>>2312590
WTF i love Wrestlemania now

rusev got fat

>>2312590
thank god
I paid $1000 for mania tickets, I'd like as few non-matches as possible

>>2312592
autism
I choose you

Do you think rusev and lana let jinder watch?

>>2312590

Shaq vs Javale McGee confirmed

>>2312607
he is looking a bit thicker

still handsome tho

>>2312611
You mean, do Lana and Jinder let Rusev watch

NEW THREAD
>>2312600
>>2312600
>>2312600

>>2312607
Looks like he is off cycle. Jinder is of course roided to the fucking gills

>>2312604
>>2312610
let me guess, you guys think wrestling is real too right?

>>2312590
thank god, show deserves better

Rusev is quite ugly and doesn't have a nice body at all. He can't be that rich, how did he get lana?

>>2312590
It's weird. It was talked about so much for so long, I was almost sad for a second to hear the news. But then I remember that the match would be cancer so now I'm pretty happy.

>>2312611
Have you seen Jinders arms? That dude gives a better handy than Lana could, I bet he gives a hell of a reach around.

>That pointing by Lana
Who writes this crap?

Best dick game in the biz

>>2312621
Just accept your autism

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30 mins in and nothing worthwhile has happened. Is Raw on suicide watch?

>>2312590
They gonna have Hogan slam Show so he can boast about slamming both giants.

I guess it will be a Wrestlemania moment.

imagine if cesaro could talk. he would literally be the goat

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>Womens shit match

HOLY FUCKING YAWN