f-fuck b-b-bros, i kn-know it doesnt start f-for another few hours... b-but we lost again... why is SmA+ck so much better than us? Old Day Rocks btw...
kek the state of RAMettys
>>2310718
this should be fucking good
The only saving grace for the RAWtists is the possible Chris Jericho response promo.
timeline of rawtists
>week 1: hahaha smackcucks btfo! based raw
>week 2: yeah you guys had a better show but it was just a week, doesnt matter
>week 3-fatal four way for the universal title- ....
>triple h helps owens and owens wins the belt: HAHAHAHA SMACKKEKS BTFO AGAIN! BASED RAW
>after that to now - b-both shows suck!
>>2310735
You forgot "muh ratings" as they pull every part timer on the planet to try and get a ratings boost
>>2310700
Don't worry bRAW, Finn will save the show. R-right?
Is this Raw a go home show?
falseflagging should be a bannable offense
>>2310740
>paddy bender saving anything
Audibly laughed.
>>2310700
>Smackdownies this desperate and delusional.
>yfw The A-Show whoops their candy asses in ratings YET again
>>2310836
DAMNIT! Wrong pic, meant this one
>>2310836
lmao nice pic
>>2310718
LIKE HARPER main eventing on the B show
hahahah
>>2310700
Eh, Kevin is finally getting some proper champion treatment. I'm excited to see if Jericho comes back and how he'll retaliate.
New Day's current ice cream story isn't terrible. It's better than most of what they've done recently. I like that they're using New Day to shine some light on lower card guys. I'm not the biggest Shining Stars fan but I am a fan of Bo. I wonder if they'll work with another lower card act or if we'll start to see a Shining Stars + Dallas team form to fight New Day. Fastlane should have another match on the card and that would be an interesting choice.
They can probably sense that people are more on-board for this Strowman feud than anything else Reigns has done. I bet they'll embrace that and we'll see some brutal beatings to amp up hype for their Fastlane match.
I wish Gallows and Anderson the best of luck tonight but there's no way they're going to mesh well in a promo with Enzo & Cass. Whatever they do tonight will probably diminish interest in their first title defense.
Anything I'm forgetting? I don't particularly care for the Raw women right now. What's everyone interested in seeing?
>>2310852
>What's everyone interested in seeing?
You filtered
>>2310832
>Paddy bender
At first I thought you were talking about St. Patrick's Day.
>>2310740
>Baloring doing anything but making it worse
Rawtists were given a life-line when he got injured, and RAM squandered that life-line on oreowens and redditcho
When he comes back you just have another Roman.
>>2310836
>>2310838
Kek.
You can't make this shit up.
>>2310860
Nah, I don't believe you.
>>2310740
Will RAM double down on the vanilla midget?
>>2310871
At least Balor is comparatively fresh and, most importantly, actually over.
>>2310893
I'd like to ram and double down on him raw tbqhwyf
>>2310916
I want to fuck him also but he is an extremely boring wrestler
Chris Jericho's promo should be, in its entirety: Kevin Owens, you ARE the list!
>>2310734
I bet he won't be at Raw becaude Owens beat him up at a house show
>>2310740
the problem with RAW is they got bunch of people who technically can wrestle but very few who are very good heels or very good babyfaces, so everything sorta feels mediocre.
Kevin and Jericho is probably only thing going on right now and the rest is just shitty waste of time coz there´s no long term stories.
Hell even Zack Ryder did never get championship rematch or revenge on Miz, they just ran a train over him, gave Miz the spotlight and that´s a storyline. I personally feel kinda pissed over seeing all these bullies be numer 1 in current WWE, nobody wants to follow them coz they dont deserve it
>>2310906
Well that post was a whole lotta nothin'.
>didn't even notice the "comparatively" qualifier
>rawr rawr fite da powuh rant
>>2310993
I thought Zack got a rematch on /SmA+ck/
>>2310848
But he's not main eventing RAM
>>2310836
>>2310838
You fucking failure.
>>2311004
Hi Finn
>>2311039
ebin
>>2310700
>go home show for an unsalvageable ppv
The only hope we have is Goldberg knocking himself into a month long coma.
>>2310700
>this RAM
give another winning week to SmA+ck guys
>>2310836
>>2310838
>RAWfag botches his attempt at defending his joke of a show
ABSOLUTE KINO
>>2310848
>talking about main events
>BEEG me last week
>reigns me this week with a non title contract signing
just take those Ls peacefully
>>2310848
>Smackdown's main event is the culmination for the multi-week storyline of a man seeking revenge on the cult that manipulated and betrayed him against the former champion claiming his right to a rematch. The outcome is unpredictable and the fans are excited after the previous week's main event
>RAW's main event was a failed contract signing for a predictable match that won't even be the main event of the PPV it was hyping.
"Record Low Ratings" RAWtist bantz are so weak because they can't see their screens clearly through all these tears of rage! Sad!
>>2310700
Alright lets fix this shit
>Goldberg wins universal title
>Beats Lesnar at Wrestlemania
>Lesnar gets "fired"
>Defends it a couple times before having to vacate it due to "injury"
>multi week Tournament held final match held at PPV
>Strowman wins but walks away without taking the universal title
>Next night on Raw Strowman shits on universal title, debuts his own Superheavy title
>Buries Roman, Big E, Big Show, Big Cass, Rusev, etc.
>Red Hot Heel Heat
>Match is made for cross promotion PPV match between Strowman and Corbin
>good solid match, Strowman wins but both guys look strong
>Next night on Raw Strowman tries calling out anyone willing to fight him
>Enter Brock Lesnar after 6-10 months off
>YesRoundabout.webm
>>2314780
have sex
>>2314780
sounds god awful
>>2314786
>defending a sinking ship
have sex ya fucken mark
>>2311023
Of course not, he's main eventing the B show.
>>2314790
>sinking ship
>beats SD in the ratings every single week
What did cuckdownie mean by this?
ram sucks
>>2314787
D-D-D-DAMAGE CONTROL
>>2314792
>muh ratings
How to spot an idiot who doesn't know what a trend means
>>2314832
>le meltz tweet
Best part of a year now. Still waiting for cuckdown to start beating raw.
>>2314839
>doesn't understand how to compare numbers
Doubling-down on having no understanding of numeracy? Interesting tactic...
>>2314839
Sorry if you failed high school, but doing a difference or averaging are basic maths.
>>2314888
TRIPS OF TRUTH