In his latest podcast, The Big Guy shoots on former coworker

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>I first ran into Ryan at a restroom during a show in Los Angeles. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything right before he went out.

>He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

>I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and smacking the side of his head. I turned away and continued with my business, and I heard him chuckle as he let out a larg BRRRRAAAAP. When I went to wash my hands, I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fiftteen rolls of toilet paper in his hands.

>The bathroom attendant was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to leave those rolls here.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the sink counter.

>When he took all of the rolls and started carrying them back, Ryback stopped him and told him to put them each back individually “to prevent any fecal infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he took each roll and put them back in their stall, he tried to remind Ryan to wash his hands. Ryan kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.