Brace yourselves.

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> This is, without a doubt, the absolute worst suiting we’ve ever seen on a male celebrity in all our years of yelling at celebrities for their style choices.
>How? How does something like this even happen? John, we realize you’re a total beast of a man
>but come ON, mister. There’s no way you can’t afford to have your suits made for you. In fact, there’s no way THIS suit wasn’t made for you because there’s not a menswear store in the world that sells jackets off the rack with sleeves like those. Why on earth would you pay someone to make you a clown suit?
>Granted, it’s close to impossible for a man shaped like him to look good in a suit, simply because the lines of a suit weren’t designed to handle his kind of proportions, but like we keep saying to the uber-buff celebumale types out there, if the frikking ROCK can sport beautifully tailored and fitted suiting, there’s no excuse for any man, no matter how jacked, to go out in a jacket you could use to pitch a tent and pants you could use as sleeping bags.
>In slightly less important news, every single story we’ve ever read about him claims that he’s a real sweetheart of a guy. He’s about to grant his FIVE HUNDREDTH wish for the Make-A-Wish Foundation. It’s hard not to find the thugs with the hearts of gold somewhat insanely hot.

http://tomandlorenzo.com/2015/08/john-cena-on-the-late-night-with-seth-meyers-show/