>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
pretty good commentator tho
>>2307189
cringe
>>2307189
Still posting Ryan?
Banged Lita, Beth Phoenix, AJ Lee, Kelly Kelly, Traci Brooks, Maria Kanellis...
>>2307756
Reminder that CM Punk is a confirmed cuckold
http://orig05.deviantart.net/64c0/f/2012/191/2/8/aj___daniel_bryan___kiss_by_volchicasing-d56r6a1.gif
>>2307189
"Father can you hear me?"
-OP singing to himself crying as the rubbing alcohol stings the cuts on his scrotum that he attained from sticking his genitals into the mouth hole of his old, stained CM Punk cutout that he hides from his parents as they cry at night to the sounds of crunchy cheetoes and OP's laughter to his own shitposts wondering where did they go wrong with their parenting
>>2307764
It's not your fault he lost
>>2307763
Hey phil. Your real life wife and bryan were frenching two feet from you while you watched. Storyline or not, you're a cuckold
>>2307802
Wasn't he fucking Lita at the ti- Oh, right. 4chan. Got it.
I think the question on all are minds is,
What Is Next For Phil "CM Punk" Brooks?
He still hasn't gotten a clue.
>>2307189
Please add this
> claims to be raised in chicago but actually raised in bridgeport a jewish/yuppie community