/asp/ opinions about this one?

>>2304165
>Throwing all the cruiserweights in to a clusterfuck match where no one person shines
>Sasha involved in the womens title picture again for no reason
>SmoJo fed to Reigns

I'd believe it if it weren't so obnoxious

>>2304165
fake. aj is wrestling shane. goldberg is winning the belt. there's no way luke harper is in the main event of wrestlemania. taker is wrestling the big ramen.

>>2304169
>Sasha involved in the womens title picture again for no reason
she is the boss booboo

>all these multi man matches

>>2304165
>U.S.A. Championship

Fake as FUCK

Also that would be a horrendous card

>Both tag championships in threeways on the kickoff show. Fucking up AA vs. UCE by sticking Jobscension in.
Reeeee.
>Cruiserweight match with no Austin Aeries or Gran Metalik
Reeeee.
>Women's championship with no Naomi
Reeeee.
>Ambrose vs. Corbin No DQ
This is fine.
>Big Show vs. Shaq
Whatever.
>Samoa Joe vs Sami Zayn vs Roman Reigns
I guess it'd be a good match, because all three guys are good.
>Seth Rolls vs. Triple H
Fine.
>Cena/Nikki vs. Miz/Maryse
Fine.
>Women's four-way
Fine, but jesus christ you really don't need Nia there.
>Owens vs. Jericho
lol this won't have the Universal belt, but sure.
>Goldberg vs Brock - Loser Retires
I'd probably be more into this than the belt being on the line
>Undertaker vs. AJ Styles
I'd definitely rather see AJ drag Taker to a great match than Shane.
>Wyatt/Orton/Harper
Hell yeah.

Starts out shit, turns out okay.

>>2304185
>Fake as FUCK
Didn't know you posted on /asp/, Sherlock.

>Ascention

Dropped.

>>2304182
I mean they have such a retarded amount of people that should be on the card. It's kinda the exact opposite problem of last year, except because of the brand split you also run into the problem of certain guys (AJ) having no one to fight.

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>>2304165

Where's Rusev?

>>2304165
you are a nerd

>>2304196
Rusev, more like Whosev.

>>2304204
Reddit please leave

>>2304165
>BBD Roman that low on the card
>No draw swamp losers from Smackdown main eventing the card
>Celebrity match that low on the card
Yeah they can do all this...if they don't want anybody to watch the damn thing.

>>2304165
>No Braun
You tried

>>2304204
kys

>Roman Reigns back to the US Title

Fake

There is no point for him appearing in the Rumble if not for Undercarder

>>2304217

Who do you think is winning the battle royale?

>>2304165
i´d actually wanna see all these storyline conclusions, if they end the whole chris kevin thing or seth triple h with nothing (just like the zack ryder v miz storyline) i´ll legit get so mad i drop watching this shit at all

>>2304217
>>2304196
Andre the Giant battle royal homies

Better than anyone has come up on this board.

>>2304222
Undercarder isn't in the shape to do any match.

>>2304165
>Someone went through the effort of writing this fanfiction up, printing it out and taking a picture of it

I hope it wasn't you OP.

>>2304165
>Ascention
>Cedrick
>U.S.A Championship

>>2304171
>goldberg is winning the belt
let me live in denial.

Fuck part timers.

>>2304196
I need to see a remake of this scene with wrestlers.

>>2304165
>Luke Harper main eventing Wrestlemania
Why though?

>>2304688
why the fuck not

>>2304165
*card may change