If you made a new WWE PPV, what would you call it?

WWE: COLD TURKEY

>>2302149
WWE: Win, Lose, or Draw

"Sunday in Sasha"
It would be the entire locker room taking turns giving Sasha a bukkake while her Cuck husband watches

Fuck Canada

>>2302153

Event is advertised with vignettes of Dean Ambrose laying in his own piss sobbing.

WWE: MELTZERPALOOZA

WWE Erection

>>2302160
Do you mean WWErection

WWE Slammiversary

WWE: Infetterance

UKing Of The Ring

King of The Ring Tournment (quarter finals, semi-finals & finals) but celebrated in England and with european hour

>>2302166
No

>>2302185
kys fampai

WWE no return

It's a tournament when the one who gets more losses gets fired.

WWE Botchpocalypse

WWE: BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFF

Down the Hill

Would be the PPV right after Mania to signify the ratings.

The Final Solution

>>2302149
WWE: Empty house

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>>2302254

Something repeatable to millennials.


The harmabe grand prix

PPV poster is of kevin owens doing that drake video pose

>>2302149
WWE Grapplecraze

>>2302219
Nice.

An anual show celebrated in the beach.

It could be SummerSlam, or another different new special.

And Halloween Havoc returning as october's event.

WWE Broohaha

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XFL Sunday Night Football

WWE BIG DOGFIGHT

>>2302149
Anal vixens #6

>>2302159
So, Wrestle Kingdom.

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>>2302149
WWE SeethingSlam

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in the attitude Era:

>WWF :UNCIVIL WAR

>WWF : GLOBAL ANNIHILATION

>WWF : DESOLATION

in the PG era:

>WWE FALLOUT or

>WWE FINAL FALLOUT in case of copyright fags

rate me,aspies :)

Jurassic Park

>>2302839
>Fallout

Pretty sure it's the name of those post-ppv shows

Surprised Russo didn't pitch WWF: The Final Solution

>>2302845
Sponsored by zyklon

WWE Sky's the Limit

Every match is a scaffolding match but there's a net under it so nobody dies and also nobody in the audience could actually see a god damn thing

WWE : HLA
Main event is Trish vs Mickie in an Ultimate Surrender match
All commentary is done by a drunk Jerry Lawler

WWE HAVE SEX

1) Make a PPV based around a rarely used stip.
2) Make sure it's SmackDown-exclusive.

Iron Man
Last Man Standing
Street Fight
Gauntlet
Two out of Three Falls

something like that.

WWE: HECK IN A SECK

its basically hell in a cell but FULLY, strictly PG. No curse words, blood, no using any weapons or the cage, cutaways from punches like on Saturday Morning Slam.

Every wrestler has to hug after their match and apologize.

>>2302155
Can people from the audience join?

>>2303104

Lol, this...or gain height, take a shower, get a clue, etc.

WWE feet and pits

Only women wrestling

>>2302149
Niggers and spics

>>2302149
Based Big Dog: In Your House

Annihilation

>>2302149
WWE Shower, Weights, Clue (SWC)

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>>2302160
>>2302166

>>2303228
Based Big Dog : rent free

>>2303345
Based Big Dog : Working the Smarks

"Big guy for you"

Every match has an outlaw manlet darling facing a true pro wrestler. The PPV would be an annual burial of midgets where smarks dreams would be crushed

Blood, Sweat, & Tears

Summer Rumble Mania Series

King of the Ring 2.0

>>2303119
Sounds like something bayley would schlock together if given the chance

>>2302149
How about a match where people vote for someone on the WWE Website and whoever wins gets a titleshot, but if they lose they get suspended? I could see it making a lot of people angry, but if you think about it - a surprise return can give someone more momentum than just getting a lot of votes on their website. The only downside is that sometimes it'd have to be rigged so that essential people don't have to leave for a few months. Maybe if the choices were limited to a handful of people it would be better. I could see this being entertaining to either have the people with the "popular guy" gimmick get into contests, or having an "election" storyline. It seems pretty versatile if it's actually built on, and not just left as is.

Or maybe like an Iron man Ladder Match. Where there's a lever by the titantron that lowers the belt/briefcase down to a reachable (by ladder) height for a minute or two. The goal would basically be for the defender to hold off the challenger for 30 minutes or an hour. I guess the theme of it would be having the champion prove himself against several other people, but not having it be extremely unfair like a regular ladder match.

Another idea is to have people wear vests that light up "randomly." The catch is that if you hit someone while your vest is lit up then you're disqualified. It's sort of like those laser doors in the first star wars movie - where you can just randomly end up not being able to hit your opponent. People could still be eliminated normally, but it would be pretty funny to have someone lock in a submission, but have to let go. It would probably need at least 4 people, however.

Another idea is a PPV that starts the year off. Its theme is that whoever wins the main event will be selected for a title shot at a completely random time in the year. It's like a sporadic version of Money in the Bank, and it allows more storyline opportunities. When the match starts it has a distinct sound to surprise everyone.

>>2303228
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>>2303383
Based Big Dog: In your head

>>2303127
Yes it's like The Price is Right

WWE : Cringefest

>>2302149
WWE Crossfire

last PPV before the draft Involves Raw, Smackdown, and NXT
Great opportunity to put guys over, and debut new folks
Main event 4way elimination winner gets to pick which show they go to

not WWE but
TNA SEETHINGversary

>>2305151
Finna go back to squaredcircle if you're going to type all that spergboy and please have sex

WWE Fatal Fuckbois

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Because they can't admit they were wrong now

WWE RAW Dogging

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>>2305151
TNA: The Post

>>2302149
WWE: Big E
Its exactly what you think.

>>2302155
Does that happen during the euro tour anyways

WWE new PPV - the quest for more money

In Your House: Killing Your Company

Roman Reigns headlining.

>>2305603
They would be Owens or deanetty possibly bray

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WWE Styles Clash: End of the Line presented by KFC

All matches feature AJ Styles.

>>2305399
Fucking kek

>>2305620
would love to see that

>>2305620
Main even is him facing his super evil version of himself with a moustache.

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>>2303084
Have the ring on the helipad of the Burj Al Arab

>>2303084
Suicide dive now makes a lot of sense

>>2302155

Buckets/10 would participate and watch

WWE: Worlds Collide

>>2302149
I'd have a winter themed ppv and call it Snow Way Out

WWE: Now Trending

the stipulations of each match is determined by what's currently trending on twitter

hire me vince

>>2306474
>I'll copy Cyber Sunday but we'll go by what twitter says instead and think I'm creative for it

WWE 6'5" Live

It's like 205 Live, except every wrestler must be at least 6'5"

>>2302149
WWE Beware of Dog

The Main Event matches are Kennel From Hell matches