You have the opportunity to start a steady relationship with

bang maryse

Have sex with Brie so DBryan kills himself

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>>2299157
y-you leave her alone!

>>2299153
Everyone nose they'd rather bang any of the divas.

I choose Brie but only if Bryan has to watch.

>>2299153
I mean as much as its be great to smash any diva or lugey in a relationship ill take lugey.
Im 27 (oldfag i know) ive had my share of gfs, and ons however at this point in my life itd be cool to settle down with a girl who actually shares the same interests as me.
Which sadly none except one of my sexual partners shared anything in common with me, and i fucked up that. So thats pretty soul crushing to find someone you actually click with and then fuck it up through your own actions.
So at this rate ill take any girl with an interest in wrestling.
Ive always wanted a girl that loved wrestling.

>>2299180
Have sex

>>2299180
Low Energy! Sad!

>>2299192
Already have, and fucking teen whores and milfs i have no connection to other than lust is losing its flair.
Dont get me wrong i dont want it to stop anytime soon but if i actually had the opportunity to settle down or try to with someone who i relate to then yea i will.

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>>2299176
>Everyone nose

>>2299219
WORKED

>>2299180
Nice made-up story tumblr blog, friend.

>>2299224
Yes I've worked my way into many a vagina.

>>2299192

kek

>>2299227
Ive never been on that site buddy any dude thats my age and using tumblr is a confirmed fag.
Any dude really on tumblr for that matter, it just gets more pathetic as the guy gets older

Idk who that is but my gf is more attractive so I'll take alexa bliss for a night

>>2299153
Who is that? Why is her nose so big? I'd bang Alexa if it's current only. Stacey in her prime if it's all time.

Any long-term sex is better than a one off.

Who the fuck knows when I'll ever fuck again if ever

>>2299180
Maybe you're just gay.

>>2299153
I don't do uggos nor do women rammed by multiple penises on a daily basis

>>2299283
Spoken like a true virgin :^)

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In case anyone's wondering OPs pic is of some legitimately autistic stacy who just happened to watch wrestling since she was a child. She has a YouTube channel.

In a sense she could be our own boards /rose/ if she wasn't so ugly

>>2299180
this is the single gayest post ive seen posted on /asp/. congratulations faggot.

how's her feet game?

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>>2299153

Looks aside, I honestly feel like I probably wouldn't get along with her. I have no idea how her videos get so many hits because, again, it's hardly like she's luring people in with her looks. She spends all this time obsessing over WWE shit and never has a bad word to say about it. I have a feeling that being in a relationship with her would involve watching hours and hours of WWE crap every week and never watching anything else. She probably doesn't even like Lucha Underground. She's got shit tier tastes and then when you do take her looks into it, it's an even worse deal.

So yeah, I'll just have sex with Alexa Bliss while she scowls at my sub par penis the entire time.

>>2299180
I jack off to trap porn and have even hooked up with some from Craigslist and think this is still pretty gay

>>2299310
Anon, that's a dude.

>>2299180
Wew lad

>>2299384
Underrated post

>>2299311
Id like to thank god, for you know creating me in his image.
Jesus cause he died for my sins.
Shrek because shrek is love shrek is life.
And I'm going to disneyworld.

>>2299384
Also it doesnt matter what you think, cause the rest of us know that you are gay.
>he fucked a tranny

>>2299437
>he developed feelings for a woman

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Lugey is a long timer gamer and long time wrestling fan. This is a rare combo for a woman. Therefore I take Lugey.

But honestly, how is her BRAP game?

>>2299180
Showers. Weights. Sex. Now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK9q8eeXHaw

Watched about 10 seconds of this.

I'll take the diva

>>2299864
>400k views

I am PLEADING with anyone who regularly watches this stacy, HAVE SEX ASAP.

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>>2299153
Bang Nia Jax, not a doubt in my mind

>>2299153
I'm gonna bang me a diva

Because my wife would get annoyed with a steady relationship

>>2299946

nia's pretty but she has a saggy booty

and a gut

idk what kind of lay she'd be

>>2299180
Literal cocksuckers are less gay than you, faggot.

>>2299946
She has that Rikishi booty

no interest in a long term relationship so i'll spend the night with maryse

>>2300203
Her booty is not saggy and a lil fat belly never hurt nobody

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>>2300250
>lil

>>2299153
Bang literally anyone else

>>2299864
Her voice makes me literally want to murder children. And her teeth are ten shades of fucked. Shame, because besides that, she's not a terrible looking bird.

bang sasha

>>2299153
who?

Does Renee Young count as a diva?
Can I make Dean watch from the closet?

>>2299153
I'm not marrying a mark brother jack

>>2299180
Have sex

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>>2299180

>>2299489
Rather have feelings for a woman, then take it up the ass and mouth like your gay ass does.
>ITT: Bunch of fat ass virgins, mad that someone wants something more than the casual meaningless sex they get on a regular basis.

>>2300203
An unenjoyable one.

>>2299180
So because i got so many YOUS theres no way to adress all of the people who replied to this.
So every post(except this one) who replied to
>>2299180
Got worked so hard into a shoot they are absolutely SEETHING