-Based bliss wins
-10 man battle royal for title shot at Wrestlemania later
Poor Naomi
Why is luchaman on this match????
Kalisto is so buried.
who /quietontheset/ here
Harambe shouldn't of had the title in the first place smfh
TWO TIME
TWO TIME
MOM DAD WE NEED TO TALK
How many Marine did they make jesus
We all know luke is gonna win this right?
Whats wrong with this picture?
>>2296720
What was the point of the Royal Rumble if this is going on?
I really don't understand.
Shouldn't Mojo be bullying Curt Hawkins right now?
>>2296738
>shouldn't of
>>2296746
:D and Hastogoback
Can't wait for the WM33 main event, KalistGOAT vs Wyattey
Who goes over?
>>2296746
le smiley black man and le flippy spic
>>2296746
looks good to me
I know where Kane is, He's in My Asshole
>>2296746
ziggler
>>2296746
Deanetty is in it
>>2296749
smackdown doesn't know how to book a competent story.
>>2296730
is she really hurt or pregnant?
>>2296749
It's a battle royal cunt
>>2296749
Is for an angle.
>>2296749
>inb4 sneaky snek beats up the winner of the battle royale and says he's gonna kill bray
>>2296737
Got ya lad.
>WWE Champions
>>2296746
Once again Dean is holding a championship and doing nothing with it.
>>2296756
I read that as le smelly black man
>>2296761
0/10 apply yourself rawtists
>>2296746
>Mojo
>Cucklisto
>Le happy negro
BEYOND RAW
>>2296749
well in the old days it could have meant randy is facing the other brand champ
>>2296746
>Harper's hair
>>2296773
Not his fault
VOTE FOR YOUR PICK TO WIN THE MAIN EVENT!
http://www.strawpoll.me/12391393
>>2296776
He is also most likely smelly
>>2296776
Kek
>all those followers and still lose to them in ratings
BASED MILF NATTY
>>2296773
He will be soon.
Goddamn, the shows only 2 hours do we really need 2 fucking diva matches.
NIKKI BTFO
Based gay cops
>Run alonk
>Silicone insincerity
>All Natty Nattie BTFO fake titty flat butt Bella
Natty looks waaay better from an angle
>AA
And the crowd goes...mild
>>2296720
It's another AA buries the tag division epsiode
BASED GAY COPS!
>Tfw just fapped to a random girl on Street View
>>2296784
I vote for Dean Ambrose
>you will never have a foursome with mommy Nattie, step-mommy Mickie James, and big sis Bliss
Why even live
GAY COPS
c'mon gay sexy cops!
>Nattie's outfit
Holy Jesus
>>2296792
>the city of Cuckdown
FuciKING HELL
WHY DOES THERE HAVE TI BE A GAY COP GIMMICK
I FINALLY GET MY DAD TO WATCH THIS SHOW AND NOW HE LEFT THE ROOM AND CALLED ME A FAG
Nattie is the worst heel on the roster, she should go back face.
Let's count how many times she "you can't see me" in this match.
NAVYFAGS MUST BE SEETHING
wouldnt it be nice if breezango just won the belts right now just out of the blue
BASED
GAY
SEAMEN
>american beta
>American Beta
>Literally no pop
>>2296746
Is that brother nero?
>>2296817
>Po Po
>>2296808
There is no reason.
Based Homosexual Law Enforcers
>>2296749
cuckdown is fucking retarded and dont know their own rules. wyatt is supposed to fight the runner up of the Rumble aka Roman Reigns. Cuckdown is so fucking shit
>FASHION PO PO
kek
JBL is fucking ridiculous
>>2296813
at east your younger brother didn't make fun of you too
>>2296813
New Day Rocks
New Day Rocks
New Day Rocks
>>2296737
>>2296829
He is one of the best things on Smackdown especially when he gets irrationally angry
Why are the Usos so based?
BASED NIG USOS
Based USOS!
>usos literally went back to their original debut gimmick
LMFAO
based smackdown with the heel heat
Based nighers saving this shit
This Smackdown is legit terrible
damn dem uce niggas r thug af
I needed BASED GAY NAVY CAPTAINS to win.
>MS-13 members want to tussle.
BASED USONIGS
usos so fucking gangster is such a better gimmick than honorable island warriors
Usos are getting TICC
That mic botch
>>2296842
S M A L L R O S T E R
>>2296848
usos about to accidentally say nigga
>>2296813
If Luke wins, You have to change your name to I'm a Faggot
didn't catch a word of that
Damn these guys have great mic skills
what the fuck am i watching rofl
Right Uso is shit, Left Uso is okay.
UCE NIGGAS DROPPING BARS
*AIR HORNS*
*DON DOMARCO*
>literally an Ezno promo
>they're heels
Is RAM even trying?
The only team I like on Smackdown is gay cops.
I feel one of these days one of them is going to accidentally say nigga
This is the greatest promo ever
UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE UCE
SHEEIT NIGGA
BASED USOS
wtf are they even saying this is nigger talk
>>2296854
It was really impressive how they didn't fuck anything up
FINALLY WE HAVE STABILITY IN THE TAG TEAM DIVISION
>this promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrZlWw8Di10
Excuse Me?
welp I'm spooked
>>2296746
I like Apollo Crews. He is like a throwback to when blacks were happy recently released slaves that still had that slave mentality.
All he needs to do is buckdance when he goes to the ring to complete the character.
>That promo
Great promo
>deanetty, the ic champ, in yet another wwe championship event match and not defending his title
I think Mojo Rawley has the battle royal on lockdown!
>>2296859
Ascension is good too
Usos good for once, damn
If you'd told me before the brand split that the Usos would became my favorite main roster tag team, I dunno what the fuck.
10/10 Based Usos, I like this gangsta gimmick, lets see them commit a drive by on American Beta and it'll be perfect.
>Naomi never went heel to join her Uso hubby and become the girl gangbanger of the stable
They already did Jackie Robinson
>trying to understand the Usos like
>>2296813
Is it because you're actually a fag
Murican Beta Roasted boiiiii. Skrt skrt
>American Beta
>Coconut niggers
It's like they picked the two worst tag teams in the division to fight for the titles.
>>2296875
good timing
>coconut niggers are better at being niggers than a team with a nigger in it
based smackdown, rawtists seething
That was actually good. gj usos
Who has Seth Rollin's curbstomp gif on Big E?
Usos are soooo much better as heels holy shit.
>zooms in on Otungo
WTF I love the Usos now!
>stupid thug gimmick
>follow with Black History Month
lel
What was that entire promo
>>2296850
It used to be decent, it's turned to complete ass now. I don't even watch most of it
That was good promo.
WTF I LOVE THE USOS NOW
That was actually a pretty goddamn good promo
I'm impressed
ROBINSON WASNT THE FIRST NEGRO BASEBALL PLAYER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY OS THIS PUSHED EVERY FEBRUARY??????
So he is influential because he could hit a ball with a bat?
>Based Jackie Robinson working the /pol/ retards
>>2296906
But he was the most important one of all time
I personally like the gangster Usos but understand why others do not.
didn't the NHL retired #99 for Gretzky too?
How'd I do?
>>2296912
kek
>>2296886
what the fuck is going on here
Wayne Gretzky you fucking niggers
This black pandering is so boring
Right uso was holding left uso back
Feb. is the worst god damn month for everything
>>2296895
>>2296912
Breddy gud actually
I like this crazy version of Usos. Their different delivery styles kinda reminds me of Danny Brown's delivery style where he switches between a more standard thuggish voice and a more high pitched unhinged one.
>An honor no other athelete has received
>WHO IS WAYNE GRETSKY?
>>2296912
5/10
>>2296893
No that was Obama. I understand why you would get them confused though.
>>2296911
Yeah
Question
Has anyone's Dad, Cousin, Brother or Sister
Walk on you seeing a Gay Moment on Wrestling
>>2296911
Yes. But Gretzky isn't black, so it doesn't count.
At least Ghost Recon doesn't have the token good with computers girl
Better promo's and build for black history month than anything else this year
>>2296920
Fucking kek
>>2296911
Yeah, BUT Gretzky was just a white male
ahm euting a cwassant sanweech wisz wunhundrid pacent, byooter! honhonhon!
>>2296929
To bad it doesn't have the token good gameplay tho.
>>2296927
Wrestling is always gay, and I don't care what people think when they walk in.
>>2296928
if anything that makes it more impressive, didn't have the race card to pull.
WHERE THE FUCK IS AJ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2296935
Reviews already out?
>>2296928
Gretzky is more famous though
>>2296938
He's here
>>2296912
Poor framing and composition
3/10
>>2296938
At the main event of Wrestlemania
>>2296938
THEY DONT WANT NONE
>>2296934
Fake accents are cringy, I'd say German ones are the worst.
>>2296937
there was no race card in jackie robinson's day
being black was a count against you, not for you
>>2296938
AJ Lee is probably sucking off cm Phil's ice cream dick right now Mr Ming yang.
Kek, that geek was taller than AJ
retire ziggler already
JEWS BTFO
>NICKY
>>2296935
>>>/v/
>>2296939
>reading gaming reviews
The """""beta"""""" happened like a week ago, where you can glitch out and experience damn near the entire game.
ADOLPH
>This Dolph Ziggler greenscreen
>AJ still laughing during Dolph's promo
lmao
>that green screen effect
>>2296938
fucking someone else while phil is watching in the corner
MOJO RISING
rassle mania
Heel Ziggler is even gayer than face Ziggler.
Doesn't help that he's feuding with nobodies.
>>2296940
Maybe in Canadia
RIP BACKGROUND
lmao@dolph
BASED HARPGOAT
What the fuck was that Ziggler promo?
HARPGOAT
G O A T
>>2296960
YOU JUST GOT BTFO
Jesus, Harper's promo skills are great.
HARPGOAT
Wesslemayneea. Wesslemanyeea. Wessle. Mayneeya. Mojo Rawley literal retard confirmed
HARPGOD
>Nikki Bella/Natalya Falls Count anywhere
>Bollocks interviews throughout the show
Holy shit end this Smackdown
THAT AJ PROMO REALLY MADE ME HAPPY AND SMILE BIG, YOU GUYS
Is Nikki going into The Battle Royale Match
Why is Dolph in this match?
He's lost like every match in the last few months. I actually can't remember the last time he won a match
>Some people are backstage
>Others are green screened
>MOJO FUCKING RAWLEY IS SOMEHOW IN THIS
Also, for a sec, I thought Nikki was about to be interviewed for the Battle Royale.
>>2296940
If you're in Canada maybe.
>>2296937
Meh, that's not how it works.
I actually like these cheesy promos
It feels like I'm watching a shitty video game cinematic
Ziggler should be sent to NXT and have him team up with the Drifter
>Broken Hart
Matt Hardy CONFIRMED
Nicole's hair is too black now it looks fake
She used to have the best hair on the roster
>those extras they always put in the background to make it seem like it's off the cuff and colloquial
>>2296985
She'd have a better chance of winning than Kalisto
>the broken hart
Isn't that Kidd?
BROKEN HART
SISTER NICOLE I KNEW YOU'D COME
Nikki Bella delivers her lines with such passion.
>NIKKI'S SHORTS TONIGHT
TITS
>Nicki will never do playboy
>>2296989
don't you dare ruin the only reason to watch NXT
Are her shorts getting shorter?
push harpgoat to the top
>>2296981
something about him makes me think he's a douche offscreen
>>2296993
if that's you or a reflection of you in any way shape of form, you're one ugly asf motherfucker.
>Nikki tonight
I can't handle this bros
>>2297003
Eva Marie will never playgirl :/
>>2297009
Maybe cause he is? There must be a reason why everyone hates him
>>2297014
Sauce?
>>2296989
Dolph is GOAT
>>2296950
but having it eventually count for you. Gretzky got his retired on being good alone.
>>2296938
Never forget.
>Tonight's fiery moment
>Last month
No wonder Golden Corral is garbage.
>Nattie's natties
CHRIST
>>2297006
yassss
>>2297023
>got top faces like Becky and Bayley
>still trying to sell goddamn Nikki like a role model
Wtf is this shit WWE?
Has Nattie's assets gotten bigger?
BASED MILF NATTY
>>2297006
my thoughts exactly. she should just wrestle in a bikini already
>>2297028
More females like Nikki, actually
>cena gets to go home and bone nikki bella and you don't
Based Natty
Hope this match ends at the merch table
rate my Jericho
>>2297023
Her cat get an Insta but not her puppies :I
Surprise abortion
i have a cold can i get some (you)s
>muh kendo stick
Instantly a 1 star match now
>Tenderizing
I bet you want to tenderize Nattie don't you Mauro
You think BMJ eats that ass?
>anything goes!
>except hitting anywhere except the back or stomach with a weapon
>spearing with an injure nick
CMON NIKKI NO
>>2297035
>cena yells at brie and dickbutt because they were late for family dinner
>>2296990
DELETE THIS
>nattie literally just standing there waiting for nikki to roll her up
she's so shit
This is my fetish
>We'll one day go from two fatasses as champ to having two badasses in Harper and Strownman as our champs
>Natalya sees Nikki taking a swing and just stands there and takes it
nikki bellas tights are like half a size too big so you can see the top of her butt
Just tuned in, anyone wanna give a run down of events so far?
>""""""Seething""""""" mad at Natayla
>Trying to get pins on her instead of wanting to fight her
>>2297045
BMJ to autistic to do anything else other than Missionary
>all the ass in this match
>>2297041
even from behind, her hairline is disgusting
that's one
>>2297037
RAM/10
>you will never have natty smother you with her thighs and tits
why live?
>>2297045
no, he just puts stuff in it
>nattie's dominatrix gear
>>2296720
http://www.strawpoll.me/12391553
http://www.strawpoll.me/12391553
http://www.strawpoll.me/12391553
http://www.strawpoll.me/12391553
Did Nattie just sing for a bit?
>Im going to throw you over alright?
kek
You think BMJ did anal with her?
YOU TALK TOO MUCH
>>2297037
pretty good, rate my John Cena
Nikki's shorts are falling down
>>2297058
Based Big Match Best for Business John likes to keep a neat and tidy home. And vagina.
>good job
>now im going to throw you over, right?
YOU TALK TOO MUCH
Falls count anywhere matches don't have the same impact when they fight on fucking foam
FUCK
this match is good
Anyone getting any good nikki ass screenshots
she sounds like a tranny tho
YOU TALK TOO MUCH!
Really is banging CENA. They must talk a lot while fucking
>Nikki Bella's asscrack
muh dick
>>2297068
I heard that shit too this is fucking shameful
>>2296915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYS732zyYfU
>>2297071
10/10
>>2297074
that was hilarious
>good job
kek
>all this talking
Do you think Cena and Nikki dirty talk a lot in bed, telling each ither what they're gonna do to each other?
>>2297075
OH MY GOD!
SHE THREW HER INTO THAT PADDED BARRIER! SURELY SHE'S BROKEN NOW!
OH SHE FELL ON THE PADDED FLOOR MATS! THIS IS BRUTAL!
Who's Nikki Sella, Mauro?
NIKKISAWA
GOOD JOB
That was far too loud
>>2297078
TILT TO THE LEFT
>>2297066
Remake the poll with an option for pregnant boring bella
Nattie going through a table tonight
Nattie being a true pro
Dat cunnilingus
WEBMS NOW
Don't be a submission on the table. That shit is stupid
Why is the mic work on this match such shit? You can hear everything they're saying to one another mid-match
Can you imagine if Nattie had just a better face
MUH DICK
>>2297075
yeah it's like that travesty that was the new elimination chamber this year
This match sucks
LEWD
>>2297095
muh...dik
>>2297085
>Cena also calls spots during sex and does it so loud, neighbors can hear it
We need wembs and screencaps of Nikki in this match ASAP
Damn this is actually pretty good lmao
I AM THE TABLE.
Natty is such a god tier milf
Is she fucking smiling?
Inb4 HOLY SHIT
THIS IS AWESOME
2nd blue balls spot
>Nattie sets up for a big move
>Nikki ruins it for a lesser move
>>2297058
Cena doesnt wanst to marry her so he likesly only does anal.
>>2297098
DELETE THIS
>>2296874
What the fuck are you talking about man
>No falls count anywhere match that goes out into the street
>fell on the monitor
oh shit
>>2297111
Why would the trips lie too us?
>>2297117
Yeah what do they mean by this
>>2296988
They used to do these so much back in the days. ECW used to do them really well and even had music dubbed over it.
Guys...Smackdown seems so much better. Even these two women's matches are better than what Raw did.
>>2297098
YOU'RE FIRED
>>2297109
>neighbors are telling them to shut the fuck up because Cena only has 5 go to moves and they all know the finish
>>2297117
to be fair, the vast majority of superplex setups are ruined
>>2297053
gay cops got thrown out so things got thuggish
thats all i remember
LEWD AS PHUCK
One of you faggots better have a gif.
>>2297101
be like tina from doa
5 HOURS
>>2297133
not that i'm saying it's a good excuse
>>2297118
he is likely only with her so he can be on Total Divas
He's with her because Vince says he is and he's a huge company man
I want to see Naomi get BLEACHED
>>2297071
>>2297054
>falls count anywhere
>they end up back in the ring
why?
>>2297145
by gentleman jack Gallagher
>>2297130
>Botchamania has a whole section dedicated to the sexcapades as well
Wait were there always rope breaks in falls count anywhere matches?
>falls count anywhere
>they actually end it outside of the ring
PRESS F FOR MARYSE
Gotta set up that mixed tag match
>This match causes RAW to win this week.
Why lads?
MAYRESE BTFO
goodness
BACKSTAGE BRAWL
>IS THAT MARYSE!?
he sounded so excited
I want to cook a beautiful meal for Alexa Bliss and have her throw a tantrum over some minor thing and throw it in my face!
Gay... here comes the Maryse/Miz vs Cena/Nikki Wrestlemania match
>>2297159
Yep
MAYRESE NOOOOOO!!!
Nattie should've bladed
>>2297157
rip in pizza
>>2297166
mauro always sounds excited
>>2297155
>Now goes back towards the ring
MIRROR WAS LIT
I miss when fall count anywhere matches used to last like 2 hours and went all over the arena and weaved in and out of other matches
JESUS THAT EDGE TIER SPEAR
This isn't the first time Natalya broke a mirror
That ref looks so sad
oh god they're actually setting up this nikki & cena v miz & maryse match
pathetic
BASED MARYSE
>Fearless lock
The fuck outta here
LMFAO
BEST MATCH 10/10 GOTY
Welp it's official
B
>that fucking pylon "pipe"
hahahahahaha
Based Maryse and Miz cameo saving this match
>fearless lock
the fuck is that
That mirror spot was pretty sick
Maryse confirmed for WM
On the upside, means Cena isn't winning the battle royale!
BMJ/Nikki vs Miz/Maryse confirmed for WM33
BASED MARYSE
BASED MILF NATTY
MARYSE JUST GAVE HER THE NANCY KERRIGAN KEK
BASED MIKE
>>2297196
The match nobody wants
Maryse is rusty as shit. Those pipe shots look like hot ass.
>Nikki is gonna win her retirement match
smdh the ego on this chick
Can't believe they're doing Miz/Maryse vs Cena/Nikki
>Tonya Harding'd
kek, Otunga does have some good quips.
Harper will win the battle royal
What's the most likely result of the battle royale
a.) Harper wins
b.) Randy changes his mind and battle royale is pointless
That was still better than that shitty Sasha vs Charlotte falls count anywhere match.
nattie reminds me of the mom from bobs burgers
>Queen of black hearts
YASSS SLAY
>>2297205
You mean CENA is going to win her retirement match
>>2297207
I'm not sure which one is worse. That or shane v Styles
>Rumble was spoiled
>Fat Lane was spoiled
>Cena's WM match and surprise proposal spoiled
Fucking hell man
>>2297207
I'm looking forward to it.
>>2297211
The royal rumble was already pointless if Orton isn't in the main event
>>2297204
To be fair, women in the WWE rarely ever have got to use any weapons.
Battle Royale is next? What's the main event then?
>>2297206
>Nikki
gets thrown into Maryse by Nattie
>Maryse attacks Nikki
Why is Maryse so stupid?
They sped up the footage to make the pipe shots look less shit
>next
wait what
>>2297184
So how does Miz fuck Cena in the Battle Royal?
:D is winning, screencap this.
That match was pretty entertaining.
>seth frickin rollins shirt
>shows kid wearing the old shirt
>>2297211
MOJO
Holding onto her knee
>>2297221
Randy Orton promo of him changing his mind
>>2297211
What if Randy changes his mind and it becomes a triple threat, only for Randy to have been joking and they double team the winner at Mania so Bray retains?
>>2297221
Orton and Wyatt promo
MIZ CONFIRMED FOR AWESOME
>>2297217
>fat lane
>>2297222
She knows Nattie can whip her ass.
>>2297217
>cena heel turn or some heel interrupts the proposal
Man this is a good match
>45 minute main event
Oh man
>>2297216
The mixed one.
AJ will carry Shane and Shane will do some sick spots and it shows Vince has high estimations towards Styles.
>>2297225
roll up or pin
>TFW this match was better than the entire RAW show
new thread?
>>2297224
10 minutes of intros then a 30 minute match.
>luke wins
>I hear voices
>I randy still want a shot
>triple threat
>>2297243
>probably 4 entrances
half hour
>>2297221
Dude, its a Battle Royal with literally all their singles competitors, its going to take 40 minutes
>>2297233
Would mark
>Ram is such shit USA doesn't want hurting based Christley.
Is the battle royal going to be a 40 min main event? Also, they didn't show any promos for BMAJ, BMJ, or Corbin?
Smack threads go to 500 (ffive fucking hundred) posts before new threads
Raw barely makes 250 and has 3 total
Is this a over the top rope or a scramble?
>>2297254
This is the most likely outcome.
GET OUT NIGGA
>>2297262
>BMAJ,
They did.
Did the mention Ivan Koloff at all, can't remember hearing them mention him on Raw at all.
BECAUSE BARON
CORBIN
>>2297286
A graphic and that is it.
DAMN WHITE PEOPLE YOU SCARY: The Movie: The Game: The Series: The Podcast Part 2: The Scarening – Original Soundtrack
>>2297262
>BMAJ, BMJ, or Corbin?
AJ & Corbin
>>2297308
>A graphic
He was the man who beat and took the belt off Bruno and all he gets is a graphic? Fucking why?