Who's gonna win it boys?
Another night of Dean not defending the title.
bmaj taking the title that's rightfully his back, tripneet will SEETHE
>>2296173
At this point we are getting another US title run tier
>>2296173
Yep. All the prestige Miz put on the title has been wasted.
Just like Roman did for 2 months last year.
Anyone but the smark's flavor of the month Luke Harper please
>>2296184
Nice try smarkie, Roman defended it more often than Rusev before him and now Jericho after him.
>>2296173
>IC Title should be defended weekly
But why?
>>2296190
>ic title shouldn't be defended for 2 months
Why?
>>2296171
Wait wasnt suposed to be a battle royal?
They should put everyone in there.
>luke harper wins the battle royal and takes the title from Wyatt at Mania, overcoming the odd of Randy stepping in to help Bray
post yfw
>>2296196
that's pretty much the whole non-tag team male roster there. Smack is lacking a mid card.
>>2296202
agreed
>>2296189
And didn't have a single storyline, mark.
I honestly would be okay with either one of them winning, except maybe Dean, he's been downhill since that never ending 14-15 seth feud
>>2296171
it doesn't matter who wins it. orton is getting the belt at mania.
Fuck bros this storm is fucking up my satellite. USA isn't coming in for me
>>2296248
time to stream it like the rest of us poorfags
>>2296202
Smack's midcard is:
Ambrose/Corbin
Ziggler/Crews
Cena/Miz
Main event:
Styles/Shane
Wyatts
Add in the tag division and how they're using the women and they don't need the classic "mid card"
>>2296173
>Put a belt on a Shieldetty
>Kill all prestige the belt has
Really implies a suggestion with the hope that it'll lead you to thinking
>>2296173
This. They're making the same mistakes Raw did with the US title. Just put the IC belt on Luke Harper and get a better mid card.
>>2296173
Does it means that Corbin would take the title off Dean in his first title defence?
>Law & Order SVU before Smack
could be worse
A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
>>2296284
aquí amigo
HERE WE GO LADS
>>2296171
> inb4 Ziggler beats up a mexican for the 12th week in a row
THEN
NOW
FOREVER
Test for hall of fame
BASED DEANCHAD RAN OUT TRIPHAMMER
Orton's Master Plan........
This is too spoopy for me guys.
>>2296284
Acá papi como siempre viendo el show A
>>2296284
Como siempre presente esperando por el LOBO SOLITARIO
helo
i bost
Please tell me Harper is winning tonight
LETS GO MOJO
>Apollo Crews and Kalisto are in a match to discern the wwe title match at wrestlemania
Literal high-point of their careers.
Post yfw the final 3 are Mojo, Kalisto, and Apollo
who /comfyasfucktuesdays/ here?
HARPGOAT IS FUCKING GOING OVER LADS
>>2296295
we
coming
for
you
nigga
MOJO RAWLEY
>inb4 :D wins
Oh shit they added more people to the Battle Royal
>>2296310
Wait, they're really going through with Orton not facing Wyatt?
Why? What's the point of the Rumble then? Am I being worked
>Mojo is in the match
what did they mean by this?
>>2296310
Si!
>>2296306
Good job
Get down from there, Daniel.
You're not medically cleared to be on the top turnbuckle
>>2296317
Im glad.
Good Mauro is still here.
Just started watching WWE again, why is this skinny manlet so over?
Look at all the Storylines going into the 10-person Elimination Match....
>Corbin vs Ambrose
>Ziggler vs Kalisto and Crews
>Miz vs Styles
Cena and Mojo are just random and Harper is the obvious winner for a Wyatt Family WM33 Triple Threat
>>2296320
snek will betray bray
it will be triple threat with bray, orton, and the winner tonight
Landwhale with Cesaro shirt KYS
>>2296310
Daniel Bryan killed wrestling.
>TOURED WITH FLO-RIDA AS A DANCER
wew
NAOMI OVER AF!
BLISSBOIS SEETHING!
Naomi's ass has its own orbit
>>2296326
>He falls off and paralyzes himself for life
BIG
Is she legit hurt
Naomi gives me jungle fever
Oh, she's vacating the title isn't she?
>Naomi will never sit on your face
>>2296171
>You deserve it
Is there a more cancerous chant?
>Gimmick is literally dancing negro
When and how did Naomi get over?
>>2296331
Still seems pointless
>>2296342
GHETTO
>you deserve it chants already
they're so forced
OONNGO BOONNGO
>You Deserve It
>>2296310
if this is legit its actually kinda upsetting. the whole reason she won was to get that pop in her home town
>you deserve it
This crowd needs to be raped, holy shit.
I don't like blacks but I wouldn't mind spanking that ass
>>2296347
>WE ARE AWESOME
>you deserve it
>everyone that doesn't have the title slapped on them day one now suddenly deserves it despite the fact that they're not good
>>2296347
We are awesome.
>>2296331
If Orton planned to betray Bray, why would he make it a triple threat? That just makes his odds drastic go down.
>>2296350
BOOTY
>We're having a Royal Rumble for the Smackdown Women's title
Becky
Alexa
Nikki
Nattie
Mickie
Carmella
Eva
and 3 mystery females
she's getting it back bois!
>Naomi talking
Time to mute.
>>2296356
They would have had her win the title at mania, not walk in the champ
HOW IS NAOMI OVER WHAT DID I MISS
>DBry getting boos
ALEXA BLISS IS GETTING IT BACK
OMGG
BASED
>required 30 days
kek
>>2296370
she beat bliss for the belt
>>2296362
Transgender Owen Hart on the left.
Bayley should have been stripped and the two women's belts merged at WM.
rip
Do it Daniel Bryan
>>2296370
ass
RIP Naomi. Press F to pay respects
Keep playing the hits, Daniel.
TRUMPS AMERICA
I feel bad for Naomi uce
IS THIS A WORK OR A SHOOT???
>Daniel making this about him.
Will Goldberg deserve it when he beats Kevin Owens?
Holy shit if this is the reaction for Naomi I'm gonna have to turn my TV down when Dean comes out
naomi looking gorgeous as usual
DIS IS RACIST AS SHIT TBQH SENPAI BAKA
F
>>2296376
ha what a nugget
>BRYAN
Wait
Is this real?
>Charlotte doesn't get her title back and Bayley keeps it
>Namoi giving back Alexa's Belt because She's Injury
Is it Opposite Day?
You kids know this is all fake right?
What the fuck
>>2296389
You bet your ass every first time champion will get that chant now.
F
I feel bad, Orlando is her home town
Someone should start a BLACK HISTORY MONTH chant
>Make me, you fucking indy faggot manlet pussy ass bitch
Woah, what did Naomi mean by this?
Didn't the Miz not defend for 3 months while he was filming a movie?
This doesn't make sense
I don't follow female wrasslin or nor am I attracted or black girls but fuck this Naomi girl looks good with that based blue belt
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>fUHstration
fuck the segment is taking FOREVER
Are they trying to a smackdown version of bailey with a female wrestler no one likes?
Are we getting worked here?
I swear its been 30 days since Deanetty defended
>>2296310
>>2296399
Its more likely that the belt is vacated and there will be qualification matches to face Bliss for the title.
No way. She already has the new plates
>Strong black woman crying
this doesn't fit my agenda
>Segment is about Naomi
>Bryan has to make it about himself
Give it back to Bliss plz.
Naomi is actually not too bad on the mic. Why wasn't she pushed earlier?
>>2296409
No, he was only gone for a month.
I bet her ass crack smells like guacamole and fried chicken grease
asp getting worked SO FUCKING HARD
I want to have my nose crushed by Naomis butthole.
Not her butt, just the hole.
That's a bummer.
>>2296409
From their point of view he wasn't injured so he could have defended the title if they wanted him to.
>>2296388
Fuck him. He seems like an asshole on those reality shows.
>>2296423
wasn't space for her before
>Dbry getitng booed
Fear
Test deserves a hall of fame spot.
I just got home, why is she giving the title?
Who is this black chick again
>"30 days to defend a title"
>Brock Lesnar doesn't defend a title for several months
Nice made up rules Vince
>never done anything of note
>never cut a memorable promo
>never had a good match
>won it in a fucking botch-fest
>black
>"You deserve it"
>it gets taken from her a week later
THANK YOU BASED TRUMP
>>2296411
>yfw she never looks at your dick like that
AM I GETTING WORKED INTO A SHOOT??
>>2296415
He probably """defended""" it at a house show or something.
FEEL THE SETH FREAKIN ROLLINS GLOW
>>2296426
Based Alexa is going to make fun of her.
i honestly want to be suffocated to the point of near death by naomi
based bliss out to take what is hers
I want to feel that freaking fat booty
Bliss is so perfect brehs
>>2296442
I FEEL IT
Feels
>>2296435
Injured.
BASED
L
I
S
S
Oh look, another fucking aryan being granted the title
I'm sick of this racist fucking bullshit agenda
GOAT HEEL
B A S E D
L
I
S
S
but
but it's black history month
Bliss is such a shit wrestler
Le meme expressions
She's shit
naomi noooo
She just say "shit?"
>>2296438
Jesus Christ that was fast.
BASED BLISS
Well, WWE is Racist again
>>2296453
thanks anon
>>2296459
>Literally SEETHING over women's wrestling
>>2296458
Still not as funny as that time Kofi made the Black Excellence tweet when New Day and Sasha Banks were champs
Soon after that tweet, they all lost their titles.
Didn't they do this exact same segment on Raw?
DID BRYAN JUST MAKE A FACE TURN AND OFFICIALLY BECOME /OURGUY/?
>Bliss getting worked by neckbears smarks in the crowd
Lel she's so bad brehs
>Faces getting cheered
>Heels getting booed
W-What's going on lads, I don't understand?
Alexa ass > naomi ass
H E A T
E
A
T
>Bliss
Is bliss the female edge?
>this heat
BASED BLISS
>TFW Kalisto vs Ziggler vs Rawley in the final three
Natalya needs the belt now
it's about fucking time she gets it and beats the fuck out of the division for a while
ALEXA HAS SO MUCH HEAT HOLY SHIT
CROWD IS GETTING WORKED
>>2296464
Based Vince
WHAT
Bless this wonderful woman.
Alexa has NUCLEAR fucking heat
What the fuck is going on with this crowd?
What are they reacting to? It seems out of sync with the segment
Literally nuclear heat
>yfw Based Bliss mentions God on Smackdown
>>2296472
>Being this gay
>the crowd chanting we can see you
>Why don't you say what if you sleep with your own sister
>Getting worked by a smark crowd
I can't remember the last time I've heard an appropriate what chant before now
>>2296468
That was kayfabe, this is real
W
H
A
T
BASED CUTE TUMMY BLISS
I
G
B
O
O
T
Y
Did RAM shall I say it beat Smackcucks this week
>Smackdown already won
>with a girl's wrestling promo
>>2296469
Nope
>a heel actually getting heat
This is why SDL is and always will be #1.
>>2296477
>Getting heat for saying shut up to the crowd
>Losing it over what
its cheap heat
>>2296492
The only thing I ever liked about taker
Where's this Smackdown? Crowd is hot
we need a screencap of that fedora neckbeard in the Hawaiian shirt in the front row
how is a womens segment getting this much of a reaction? smackdown truly is the top show
ONTARIA CA ON FIRE TONIGHT
YOU GUYS DON'T DISAPPOINT
>husky Harris sign
Fuck off sperg
>Becketty
>Becky
then it got shitty
I don't exactly know the difference between the women segments on Smackdown and the women segments on Raw but I'll say this
I've only ever muted one Smackdown womens segment but I've muted every Raw womens segment for the past year
BASED
E
X
B E C K Y
E
C
K
Y
P O T A T O
I
T
S
>Becketty
Wow, didn't see that coming
BECKY
BASED
>>2296506
That's Bray Wyatt, not a fan
BECKY JOBBING AGAIN
>MUH HORSEWIMMINS
>Becky Lynch
ok I'm out
fucking give someone else the belt
I only it was Asuka
>>2296509
Oh god
That reminds me of Baltimore chanting that at Bray Wyatt
HOLY SHIT SHE'S GOING TO FACE THE ONLY FACE WOMAN ON THE ROSTER WHO ISNT FEUDING?
SO FUCKING SHOCKING
>Becky Lynch vs Alexa Bliss will be the Cena vs Orton of women matches
Bliss has the most amazing ass ever. Damn
Becky Lynch is basically the only Smackdown woman I remember and that's only because she's distinct looking
BASED DBRY GETTING THE CROWD BACK ON HIS SIDE
>>2296501
First Oreowens and now bliss. Are we getting worked? Are they piping in crowd reactions?
is there even any other women in SD besides becky and alexa?
>>2296525
Isn't Becky feuding with Mickie James?
>>2296525
>HOLY SHIT SHE'S GOING TO FACE THE ONLY FACE WOMAN ON THE ROSTER
fixed
>Bliss vs Becky
Well at least it's guaranteed that the belt will be back in the hands of a white woman.
>>2296528
Not really, she's just a midget in tight shorts.
You lot really haven't seen a short girl at all have you
>>2296527
That's Sasha and Charlotte.
>inb4 Eva run in to set up Becky/Eva WM match
Is Alexa Bliss the best heel in wwe currently?
>>2296514
[spoiler]PORN[/spoiler]
Will she return?
>>2296533
No you can tell when they do that, it sounds like someone did it at their house with a free copy of Audacity.
What are the women on the SD roster?
Tonight is the falls count anywhere match between Nikki and Natty isnt it?
Who fucking cares?
>>2296536
Nattie?
Bella?
Carmella?
>Irish
>Jew
>white
pick one
Can you imagine if Asuka's music hit instead?
Mickie James gonna cost Becky the match
>>2296543
>Is Alexa Bliss the best heel in wwe currently?
>>2296505
Ontario, California
>>2296545
she returned last night
>>2296545
>>2296550
>fart chick
>quitting soon
>literally who
>>2296554
I was thinking the same
>>2296543
>Who is the Miz
[spoiler]am I doing it right? Also Nia is sexiest diva[spoiler]
>>2296550
Mickey too.
PLease don't give it back to the midget
She was such a shitty champion
>Naomi with kayfabe injury
>Drops title due to "injury"
>Wins it at the Mania
>Massive pop
Obvious. Faces always go over at Mania.
>>2296543
owens is getting legitimate heat in an era it's almost impossible to get legitimate heat
If my Bliss loses I'm going to kill myself lads
>>2296543
>Miz
>KO
>Brock
>Haitch
>Joe
>Roman
>Charlotte
>Braun
No, nigger
>>2296550
Who?
you also forgot Mickie who's done more than any of them lately
>>2296561
Exactly. They have no one else
>>2296547
>nikki
great khali
>alexa
rat
>becky
womanhorse
>mickie
old hag
>naomi
chimp
>carmella
donkey
>nattie
moose
>>2296570
get that gun ready
>>2296554
Glad it wasnt.
i dont want that undefeated shit on SD. AA is already killing their division.
When is Paige coming back
>becky literally checking the count with the ref literally every pin
>>2296543
Literally who is Kevin Owens
The man had fucking nuclear heat last night
It's the chink ref
expect shenanigans
Is no one going to talk about what a heel move this was.
Becky totally knew a match was coming and had time to prepare. Bliss just came out to get what was rightfully hers.
Shenanigans!
>>2296569
Only because of an angle set up by someone much better than him
A fucking rake could betray Jericho and get heat. Oreowens is a joke.
>>2296563
No reaction except when he is emulating The GOAT moveset.
Fuck it smackdown won.
This match is already better than 90% of RAM
>>2296568
>hasn't watched Mania in a decade
So now there are two faces and 4 heel women, will Mickie turn face?
>>2296578
Wrong board?
minus five stars
Where do I get a Bliss-gf lads?
JBL is drunk again
This women's roster is so shallow I could not give any less of a shit over who won
Where's the australian shitposters from NXT
They're way more entertaining
>>2296578
>>>/pol/
They'll love you
If you guys had to choose one diva and her finisher, who and what would it be?
Alexa really can't wrestle without being carried. Thank god Becky actually knows wtf she is doing.
JBL CALLING OUT THE IRISH
>>2296568
Fun fact
Triple H is the first person to ever go over in the main event of Wrestlemania as a heel
>>2296568
Ryder was the only face to go over at 32 (Reigns doesn't count)
What the fuck is jbl saying?
>>2296586
its that easy.
>>2296597
what
>>2296599
Becky is almost as bad as Botcha, lad.
>>2296578
Obvious bait
>>2296601
Punt Orton went over Haitch at WM.
DEM CIGARETTES IZ RACIS
>truth
>>2296597
bailey could hug me, as long as she doesn't make it weird.
>>2296608
Nah, she literally botched the least in the WM32 triple threat for example.
>>2296593
California in the US is the only place I have ever seen lots of hot bottle blondes.
>>2296580
A week after a feud set up by Jericho for months? Dang what real heat, then the smarks will go right back to cheering for him
Bliss gets actual heat week in and week out
crowd sure is quiet tonight. i think it's safe to say we lost this round, my fellow smackchads. raw was just too high energy and well booked for us to compete but we'll get them next time.
>>2296578
My wife's son loves Roman so do i
I hope that after this Logan movie they sell the rights back to marvel.
>>2296578
Back to /pol/
>>2296578
Cuckbot? What are you doing in the land of /asp/ies?
>>2296597
I want Torrie Wilson to do a Stinkface on me.
>Blacks complain when companies intentionally avoid their ghettos
>Blacks complain when companies intentionally market in their ghettos
>>2296616
Bliss gets go away heat
Cause she's shit
>>2296617
Based Rawlphas win yet again
>>2296578
>Chuck
Well it could be worse
Where does Triple H rank all time?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12391330
http://www.strawpoll.me/12391330
http://www.strawpoll.me/12391330
>>2296619
wrong board, Marvel intern
>>2296617
>literally cheering all sorts of shit the whole time so far
>lots of pops for Becky and any move she does in the match
Lmao rawtists you guys are getting too delusional. i guess that happens after losing so many times.
>>2296610
No he didn't, Haitch put himself over at 25
>>2296619
I hope they stop making X-Men movies.
>>2296625
Tobacco companies aren't a particularly highly desired companies to have in your community
>>2296619
We are getting a 90s era one with First Class timeline/actors.
>>2296617
Raw was AMAZING
SD is boring so far
>>2296584
>i hate kevin owens because he's successful while being fat while i'm fat but just sitting on 4chan
>>2296626
She aint michael cole the character bro, gonna need bigger bait
>>2296610
Yeah but Trips went over in the main event of WM 2000, first time a heel won a WM main event
Yokozuna at 9 doesn't count because Hogan came out and they did another match
>>2296635
He did.
It wasnt until that Street Fight were Orton hurt himself that Haitch won the feud.
>>2296632
>seething Smackdownie
>>2296640
Raw was pure shit until 10:50
>>2296619
Muties and Inhumans should be gassed
>>2296640
raw wasn't so great, KO and Joe were the only things worth watching.
>>2296629
just a bit above Brooklyn Brawler
Minus 5 stars
>>2296578
>chuck
>not tyrone
weak b8
>>2296636
Why? Literally the only decent capeshit movies
WE DID IT!!
BECKY BTFO
What a fucking shit finish
BECKETTY BTFO BY BASED BIG BOOTY BLISS
MICKIE JAMES WEW LADS
>>2296578
The average Smackdownie
Bliss wins the belt again... Why.
>Mickie's hot pants
OUR GIRL
>>2296649
>Implying BEEG vs Braun wasn't the best thing
Their match was great.
based Mickie
Throat strikes are against the rules?
I thought Kane's signature punch was a throiat strike
>>2296640
it's true, we've been boring for months. this is smack's last chance to redeem itself or i'm a full time rawalpha. it's not looking good so far
oh god muh dick
>the state of that finish
>title changes not on PPV
trash
Good ending
BTFO BECKY
>>2296654
Two ugly old hags and a young cutie on the right.
>>2296666
Hi satan.
>>2296646
>Y... Yeah... we are the A show... S.... Sure, oh wait... Bayley is doing a promo, I totally don't want to k... kill myself... s... sure...
>>2296654
>you will never have a foursome with mommy Nattie, step-mom Mickie, and big sis Bliss
>>2296654
New Hart Foundation plz
>That fucking """"kick""""
Send Becky back to NXT.
>Deanetty
Cringing so fucking hard
uhh wtf was that?
>Triple threat at mania where muh Horsewimmins goes over
Fucking Yay
>>2296659
Faces chasing heels work better
YES
WE DID IT
GET IN HERE BLISS BOYS
LIGHT EYED BLONDE CHAMPION
ALEXA MADE SMACKDOWN GREAT AGAIN
NIGGERS AND POTATO NIGGERS
BTFO
T
F
O
>>2296663
Dem cheeks
mickie looking hot af
what was the point in that though?
>>2296672
SD wont have a PPV till WM.
>Mickie in that outfit
Muh fucking dick.
>Getting my hair burnt off
nigga you've been bald
FIRE DEANETTY
DUDE LUCHA THINGS LMAO
>>2296646
Okay, whatever you say. Yeah..."seething"
I'll enjoy these actually active chants and actually interesting matches/segments that move on storylines
>Deanetty
>those boos for Kalisto
kek
>>2296676
See
>>2296680
^This guy gets it
>mild boo for Kalisto
poor guy
>>2296692
Maybe we should send him bosely
GOOD LUCHA THING
>Cucklisto
KALISTO WWE CHAMP
LUCHA
LUCHA
LUCHA
GOAT MIZ
>boos Kalisto
Harper looks like a bird in his still image render thing
If Mojo wins I'll shit my pants
LUCHA THING
god harper is gonna win and they are gonna do an awful wyatt family angle
mojo is going over desu
Leave Kalisto alone
Why is Mojo in the match. I thought he was a jobber.
So HarpGOAT is definetley winning, right? Who else would it be?
>>2296629
>paul was the only one to vote 1
>>2296711
>your average slow
Average was the rest of the show compared to the ME.
Harper's definitely winning this.
Everyone knows it
Kalisto will Main event the Kickofff show at mania
>>2296720
new
>>2296717
You are the only person in the world who doesn't want to see it
>Marine 5
Why
>Mojo wins WWE Championship
>Ryder wins MitB
The best Timeline
>>2296721
He's an upper card jobber. So he looks far stronger than most jobbers, but still loses almost everything. The closest comparison is Kane, who has not gotten buried ever but still stayed a relatively strong threat due to how his losses were booked. Mojo is like a weaker version of that.
>>2296717
>harper wins
>next week bray and orton attack him and injure him so he can't fight bray at mania
Who /HYPE/ here
>>2296715
He'll be lucky not to be the first one eliminated.
>>2296702
T H I C C
>More Facebook likes means we're better
Nattie looks fantastic as usual.
>still no headbangers on SD
I miss them already
based gay cops
Uso's can cut a decent promo
UCE
Fuckin uso's talk like my friend's crackhead uncle
>>2296641
>projecting