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Yooo! what up bromios?
i just got done drinking a six pack of of ranch, and i just wanna talk about one of the greatest sports of like the world.
You know what it is mellow, Air Hockey, that's what it is.
So i'm like at the local Chuck E Cheese right mellow, and i'm just knocking the floor out of all these kids in air hockey, so then one of the employees shows up and tells me i'm too grown for this shit and i should leave, and i tell him, "beat me at air hockey, and i'll leave" and he's like, "that's not how it works sir" and i'm like "just beat me in a girl of air hockey and i'll leave bruh" he refuses and i'm like "you chicken bruh? look everybody we got a chicken over here!" and all the kids are like OOOOOOOHHH!, the peer presure gets to him and we play a game, Pshhh i wasn't even trying and he lost. he got mad and called the manager, so he show's up firmly and politely tells me to leave. so i tell him, "hey bruh, before i leave can i at least cash in these tickets for a prize and get a pizza?" he politely say's yes.
i get my slize and prize, leave chuck's on my long board mellow.
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buzz me mulatto
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>>2295335
Cringe
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Bird up
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>>2295335
I'm unironically interested in Air Hockey. Lost to my valentine's date, want to share some tips?
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>>2295470
just go with the flow bruh, it's called air hockey for a reason.
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>>2295470
>Dis fool finna pretend to had a air hockey date
State of (You)
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>>2295485
>finna
kys.
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>>2295552
>SEETHING
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>>2295563
kys asap.
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>>2295566
Ya got worked kiddo
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>>2295574
Nice delusions. Give me some.
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Played air hockey again this past weekend. The puck hit my thumb and now I have a blister.
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any one use fake names when they play air hockey? i am usually Hock Hogan or David "The Hock" Hasslehock
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>>2299012
I play under nickname Dick Faggotson.
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>>2295335
Most cringe post on 4chan. Did not read after realizing you're larping as Eric Andre, the most unfunny comedian currently getting work.
Seek bleach.
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>>2299064
that mellow bruh
wanna hit some ranch?
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. >>2299097
Virginposting
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>>2299309
i'm not a virgin brah, i lost my virginity at the quad, i mean i wasn't a genius in the sack, but i made her moan.
we later got some sonic the hedgehog ice creams an some mardi gras beads from some donut sales man
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