/ASP/ BTFO

>>2294207
literally who?

tweet better be in spanish if you want to communicate with los angeles

When did Steph start following him again?

>>2294207
cringe

>>2294286
At this point I think it's more of a pride thing

Like that old Japanese guy that didn't talk to his wife for 2 decades just because he was sulking about her always dealing with the kids over him

After a certain point he wanted to stop being petty, but he was "in too deep" to stop

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Phil will come back to WWE in your lifetime.

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>>2294207
YEAH...IM THINKIN IM BACK

Drop the fucking lawsuit, apologize for firing him on his wedding day and bring him back already, Vince, god knows you need draws.

>>2294238
Kek

>>2294314
Cm punk with a John wick gimmick?

>>2294207
He may be a hypocrite crybaby but I'd still love to see him come back just because of how big a fan I was of his in 2011.

>>2294364
he can grow the jesus hair out again

Pls come home Phil I need u

>>2294286
More like he's afraid to crawl back with his tail between his legs after failing his UFC project.

He really is a stubborn cunt that will soon live off gubment cheques and Kickstarters for his """"""'"comics"""""""""

>>2294312
I don't like the guy but I would welcome him back considering how shit the upper midcard / main eventers are (barr a few)

If the ratings continue to crumble it would be wise for Vince to throw buckets of monies his way. Otherwise AJ will dump Punk for that Big E cock and Paige fanbase.

>>2294417
>soon live off welfare

I know you don't like him, but he's literally set for life.

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>>2294207
>I don't watch the WWE product

What did Phil mean by this though?

>>2294238
Or with the gardener who fucks your mom.

>>2294553
Or with the ICE agent who deport yours

>>2294333
He is not listening

the night when ROCK worked a whole board

>>2294569
Based

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The best part of it is wondering how SEETHING haitch is. And to a certain limit Stephanie too because AJ Lee will be a movie character.

>>2294333
Wwe isn't part of the lawsuit you mongoloid.

>stop showing up to work for months after telling the boss you're done
>get an official termination paper later on
>I DIDNT QUIT, I WAS FIRED

Kek

Get over it cuccboi, punk abandoned YOU and he's never coming back.

Get over it.

BASED GOAT CALLING ANOTHER GOAT

Damn Rock still based as always

>>2294417
He's a millionaire and he doesn't seem like the type to throw money away, considering he still has the habit of wearing the same clothes a few days straight.

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>>2294899
>being this ass destroyed that CM "the GOAT of all Gods forever" Punk is still more over than 99% of WWE's roster and whatever losers you mark out for
Rock completely clowning Reigns for being a heat magnet was hilarious too.
Man, imagine the irony if Rock ends up being the one who repairs the relationship between Punk and WWE.

>implying Punk's scrawny little chubby manlet body could compete with the big guys on the scene right now

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Based CM Punk is destroying anti-smarks from the comfort of his own home and the biggest star in Hollywood is helping him do it.

>>2294553
Based
>>2294569
Seethin

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>>2295087
It is a most GLORIOUS feeling isn't it?

>>2294286
Lmao he will come back and we will get "you tapped out" chants

>>2295128
lol no he won't.
Listen to the reaction he got on RAW last night when he wasnt even fucking there. Nobody booed, nobody chanted you tapped out. They all chanted his name with more passion and fervor than ANYONE on the current active WWE roster receives.
The most over guy in WWE is a UFC fighter who quit pro wrestling 3 years ago.
Really makes ya think..............

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>People used to get mad and annoyed over the dumb CM Punk chants that still infested WWE
>Le Hollywood Samoan encourages it and suddenly it's 'based' and you're all laughing because 'Durr XD Hunter must be 'seething'

You guys are such fucking marks, wtf happened?

>>2295128
>this is what anti-smarks think
KEK

>>2295139
Only anti-smarks got mad at GOAT Punk chants

>>2295144
Have we looped back around in to fucking untold levels of irony now where "anti smarks" are the ones to be laughed at?

What the fuck is this dumb meme bullshit jesus christ

>>2295139
We're being invaded by reddit. Happens every monday and tuesday. It should go back to normal by tommorow.

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>>2295149
anti-smarks have always been laughed at, /asp/ is smark and Punk/Bryan territory

>>2295152
You have to go back

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>>2295152
Ah, now I see, it's just one guy. Alright champ, I'm glad you're having fun on your big day out to the adults imageboard, but you know you've got to be back at the Reddit playground before dark right?

>>2295149
Basically /wwe/ brought the anti-smark meme here when they got kicked from /sp/ but now they're contained in their discord so /asp/ quality has started to go up

>>2295149
>implying anti-smarks were ever anything but mocked

>>2295154
Tuesdays are always the worst. Its best to just ignore them till they finish their autistic screeching and go back.

I always thought the Stamford wives thing was just shitposting banter

After this, I believe it. These fucking drones are the worst "fan base" I belong to

>>2295087
>>2295152
Based bryanboss

Seriously though, if he does come back there's no way he can hold any championship. He'd kill what little credibility wwe has left.

I wouldn't even let him have the women's belt after his UFC 'fight'.

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>>2294207
Based Rocky putting over Based Punk, spiting Gaytch and Steph, knowing they can't do shit to him.
Truly The GOAT.

>>2294207
Remember that time when Kevin Nash owned him? lol

>>2295338
>things that never happened

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>>2295338
oh you mean when Nash did that cringe promo that nobody popped for and Punk eviscerated him moments later?
yeah I member

>>2294364
>>2294388
i like it

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>>2295387
Jesus Punk was 2nd best Punk right behind BITW 2011 Punk.
He used to get nuclear heat down South from all the mark ass Christfag towns, and he started a riot at the Cow Palace in San Francisco during that run.

Punks window of opportunity is solely based on Vince still being top dog. Once Vince is out Triple H will make damn sure Punk is probably not even the same city as a WWE event.

>>2294897
Pretty sure Haitch at some point will fund a revisionist biopic for the WWE movie branch.

>>2295038
Dont forget The GOAT Austin wanting to risk his neck to have a match with The GOAT Punk.

>>2295087
When we will ever have another double GOATS as top champions again?

>>2295139
Hi newfag.

Every time CM Punk chants started the usual response is "Vince on suicide watch" and people aplauding it.

>>2295154
Hi again newfaggot.

>>2294333
>punk
>draw

Top kekity

>>2294309
Is this real? link

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If Phil was to come back, which brand would he go to? RAM or SmackChad?

>>2295559
Probably Smackdown so he can feud with BMJ and BMAJ.

/asp/ on suicide watch.

Chick Magnet Punk still over as fuck despite getting thoroughly btfo and exposed in a real fight.

He's coming back and taking the title from Roidman Gaynes. You know it, and I know it, and there's not a damn thing anybody can do about it.

>>2295590
Why do you think anyone here would be sad if Roman lost the title from anyone?
Aside from that one faggot who keeps spamming

>>2295590
Hi Phill

Punk is so over that The Rock has to call HIM.

/asp/ btfo

CM Punk left and is still a hot topic. Not a literal who.

>>2295460
UFC 203.
Punk is credited with drawing 400,000 more buys than a standard B-level UFC PPV like that would normally draw. Per Helwani, Meltzer and other MMA journalists who actually know the business side of PPV, unlike you, an ill informed seething mark.
stay mad tho

>>2295590
Worked by the BIG DOG

>>2295139
He didn't encourage it, he just played into it. Huge difference.

>>2295178
>>2295150
This is a weird way of admitting this place is an empty shithole Wednesday through Sunday.

>>2295514

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=867T06XEn20

Watch from 9:13 onwards

>>2294543
He means rock called him from the ring after raw and left him a voicemail you dumb obese smark

He's no hogan or Austin but people don't give him credit for being a robin to cena's batman.

real talk, I always see people say that HHH hates Punk and I never knew where that comes from. Does it really just come from that shoot podcast Punk did? Is there any other proof aside from an angry podcast with an angry ex-WWE guy? Seeing how indie pandering HHH is, you'd think he'd like Punk

>>2294897
It's funny because before Rock called Punk while in the ring, Vince sent a ref down to tell him not to do it.....Rock gave zero fucks and did it anyway. Seriously what the fuck is Vince and HHH going to do to Rock?

>>2296146
It's fucking hilarious. The Rock knows how desperate Vince is and can do whatever he wants.

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>>2294569

>>2296146
I remember that one Raw in Miami a year ago. There were a couple of guys costumed as Hogan, Macho Man and Ultimate Warrior opposite to hard side close to the ring and they got moved to hard side. When Rock came out, he did a bit of his promo, went to the corner these guys were at and talked with them on the air. That was funny as fuck and Vince must've been fucking fuming.

Rock can do pretty much what he wants on WWE TV and get away with it.

>>2296209
And that was right after Hogan was fired for the racist video that was released. So you know Vince didn't want some guy dressed up as Hogan on TV. But Rock gave no fucks and stopped his promo to go talk with them.

>>2296209
He also said "You know i will go off script".

Rock knows he has Vince by the balls so he gets the most mileague out of it.

>>2296214
That was 6 months later though. Raw Miami was in January, Hogan got fired in June.

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>CM Punk quits
>RAW is in Chicago a month later
>Smarks say they will hijack the show with CM Punk chants
>First match is The Shield v The Wyatts
>They all mark out and start chanting 'Roman Reigns'

This actually happened.

>>2296241
It was a good match tho

my mans got the most cringe twitter game ever

>>2295634
ya mad
ya seething

phil isn't a draw where it matters, the WWE. He technically drew the wwe fans who were rubbernecking at his disastrous new dream. So congrats phil, here's that one dime you drew. You deserve it. Oh look I guess you don't since the upload failed like your ufc career