Raw game thread #1 early edition

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My Dean and /smack/

>>2291151
BASED DEANGOD

What's even happening on raw tonight?

We're gonna start with Hunter and Owens and Joe hopefully.

>>2291160
Show and Strowman are fighting for reasons.

Can't wait for big tits Kevin to work the marks !

Let's get it on!

Based Chrisley GOAT

should i watch a shitty stream or wait 3 hours and watch "live"?

>>2291478
>the state of RAW Gamethreads

>>2291483
Even Chrisley is rated TV14
RAM BTFO

Fuck Goldberg.

RIP ;_;

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>taima offline

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>No Ivan Koloff
>No Nicole Bass

Better not start with the spic

hello lads

stream links?

>>2291494
>using a /wew/ or reddit stream
>ever

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>>2291494
http://teamstream-tv7.boards.net/page/channel-1

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

;_;

>>2291494
Oh my god please leave

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>only 3 hours left of the B-Show

>>2291505
cringe

>no RIP for Koloff or Bass

WWE is fucked up beyond belief kek.

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>>2291503

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Don't do this to me again, Vince, my heart can't take it.

What would Roman Reigns' stand be?

>>2291506
you're a faggot

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>Making me watch the heartbreak again

>>2291515
SEETHING

>>2291501
Aqui amigo

>>2291514
The Fool

>>2291509
or steele

JeriGOAT

Not even going to watch this shit when he leaves.

>>2291528
You missed the first few seconds then

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what did Dwayne mean by this?

>dragging this on for so long

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>killing 10 minutes by recapping the only good RAW segment in months

Bravo, B Show.

>How come my names on this

:(

>>2291501
Acá como siempre papi sufriendo con el show B

>>2291530
my stream started late so i guess so

>How come my name's on the this?

>>2291529
>Reddicho fan

go away, we won't miss you.

Jesus, seeing this again hurts so much

>>2291532
That Elizabeth Gillies?

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>>2291505

>Smackdownies still tune in

How can spergdown compete?

>>2291532
>literally replacing paige

Dumb slag bitch should get fired too.

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Will she return today?

FINALLY HE HAS LEGIT FUCKING HEAT

>>2291529
This. Jericho is the only entertaining thing about RAW.

Also fuck that fat piece of shit who did that last week.

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This is boring.

Give me some (You)'s

This is kino

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>>2291542
Hello Kevin!

Based Fatass getting heel heat

that heat

THEY'RE FINALLY BOOING HIM

Kevin looks terrible in a suit, he looks like he's applying to a Burger King.

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>Based Jericho getting KO nuclear heat

>>2291548
in 17 weeks

>>2291532
I'd put my dick inside this Paige clone

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>>2291551

(you)

>>2291529
It seems like such a short time ago we were suffering through Y2AJ, and he went to the only redeeming thing about RAW over a year.

>This close up
I'm feeling uncomfortable

>KO becomes based the second he isn't feuding with Shieldetties
>KO becomes based a few weeks before his title reign ends

Raw sucks

FUCK YOU HAITCH THIS IS YOUR FAULT

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pulling an Eddie

This reminds me of that Eddie Guerrero thing from when he turned on Rey back in '04.

>whom

KO is so fucking shit on the mic
also that heat

THEY FINALLY BOOKED SOMEONE GOOD ON RAM! WE LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO SEE IT BOYS, THEY HAVE A LEGIT MAIN EVENT HEEL

>>2291553
lame

Based JeriGOD getting fatass over.

>>2291569
>>2291570
Eddie mind

God kevin has NUCLEAR heat

For once a heel is a heel
Smarks btfo...fatsos and midgets carry this company now, sorry!!

>that heat

huh, holy shit

>>2291573
>Owens
>RAM
>Good

Whats Roman's stand? The fool doesn't count.

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>they're gonna waste this heat to prop up Goldberg/Lesnar

>>2291551

okay

>>2291573
This

The brand split was only done because they were cutting cost and wanted to only hand out lights for one show during the week

>inb4 Roman comes out for some reason

>>2291586
kek

>>2291572
Tripfriend, pls go.

@2291551

Gonna have to work for it bby

>>2291569
Better KO than Sasha

>suit heel

okay whos idea was this?

>>2291587
a fine promo, mind if I get the rub?

>>2291573
They gave Smackdowns writer to Raw a couple of weeks ago. Road Dogg now writes for SmackDown.

i never noticed how close together his eyes are

>>2291587
Romans wins LOL

I DON'T HAVE TO BEAT UUUUU

I JUST HAVE TO OUT LAST UUUUUUU

>>2291596
this isn't true

complete cringe right now

why are his eyes so close together lol?

>>2291532
What the fuck the Rock is trying to do this shitty film

>>2291591
No, Kakyoin and Roman are my husbandos.

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>>2291592

Did you just @ a post?

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Rate my latest read lads

OLDBERG BTFO

>calling out the greeness of Greenberg

oh cool

he is literally

killing his own heat

>I don't have to beat you

Some champ

Oh shit he's being based?

I'm tuning in late, how is KO getting nuclear heat?

We need to genocide all frogs and drive them to extinction

Amphibious fucking natural waste

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>2291607
Fun book to be honest

He just completely reversed and aborted all the heat he got last week with this shit promo

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
SHIT
AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH FUCK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THIS FAT FUCKING JOKE

capeshit btfo

>Goldberg can't last over 90 seconds

Too real KO, this is supposed to be fantasy.

Oh no, Triple H is gonna interfere and put himself over again, isn't he?

>>2291602
Yes it is. Google it nerd.

>I know how to play the game better than anyone else.
YOU SEE FATTY.

KO is fucking terrible.

Also Braceface is GOAT cartoon

>>2291614
Because of last week

Not a great promo desu

You can tell what he's trying to do but it's only half successful

>>2291606
Kek

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>super heroes don't exist

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>>2291592

>everyone helse

>>2291621
yes

wasnt there a complaint that they dont allow people to look directly into the camera anymore?

that was like 15 mins of not breaking eye contract directly with the lens

>>2291621
HHH is going to walk out of Wrestlemania the first Universal WWE World Heavyweight Champion

>>2291615
The globalists have already started with it. They are turning them all gay

>>2291621

>I play the game better than anyone else

>>2291625
Has his promo been any good?

YOU'RE

>>2291621
He is going to take credit from the betrayal and get himself heat.

Based Dave lending KO his spotlight for this segment

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>RAM lights are that dark bc literally record low attendance

Too scripted to be quite honest

>>2291622
I think you should main

big scripts ward is still lead writer at smack, road dogg just got a promotion

>>2291572
>listening to tripcode opinions ever

>>2291607
reading that bored one day got me back into wwe tbqhwyf

HOW LONG IS THIS FUCKING PROMO

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>mfw neethammer cant post due to banned tripcode

>having to pipe in boos to pretend anyone feels anything towards this fat fuck

cringe

>>2291637
He's just been talking trash about Goldberg. Didn't say a word about what happened last week

this was legit the worst promo of all time

BRAVO

Is there like a community calendar with WWE and NJPW dates? I'm just starting watching wrestling and I wanna know when to check for [spoiler]torrents[/spoiler]

>>2291587
>When Roman's not on the screen, the crowd has to be thinking about him

You've been worked lad

That unironically felt like a ROH promo

still shorter than an authority promo

I thought Joe has the fat guy in the suit gimmick?

>>2291621
Jericho vs Haitch feud next year for WM34

BU-BU-BUHEMOUTH

They should give Kevin Owens an Alex Jones gimmick. They could get a big breasted lady that could be his Mcadooo and a twerpy little guy could be his sidekick and be his cuckslayer

Well, that's it. The next 2 hours and 45 seconds are going to suck really hard.

BASED BEEG

>15mins of a fatty talking

Kek

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>>2291615

>>2291664
cringe

>Enzo and Cass as #1 contenders
Fucking kill me

>the promo of Smackdown already better than RAW

>>2291652
Oh. Sounds lamer than it's been made out to be.

>>2291654
http://njpwworld.com/feature/schedule#googtrans(en)

NOOOOOOO

DON'T MAKE THIS LIKE THE LAST RAW

RAW WAS TERRIBLE BECAUSE OF THEM

>>2291650
Wait what?

Does anybody actually care about Enzo/Cass and Cesaro/Sheamus? One team is a charisma vacuum, and the other have been utilized in the worst stories of 2016/17

>>2291639
see>>2291661

>>2291664
So after that, the last 45 minutes will be good. Nice. That's better than a normal Raw.

>>2291650
I don't know who that is, but are you telling me the faggot mods actually did something?

Just wanna remind you guys

The official rule is that if the winner of a royal rumble cannot/will not compete (scripted or not), the runner up wins by default.


Guess who that was.
B A S E D
I O
G G

>>2291675
Literally mute it desu

>>2291656
>Oh shit it's a Goldberg chant, not a boring chant. Better delete my post before someone sees it, that would be really embarrassing

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>>2291664
>2 hours and 45 seconds left

>>2291679
>official rule

when did this happen

FUNKING GOD TIER PROMO

Leads me to belive this is all a work by Kevin OVER and Jerigoat to beat old berg

The insanity of Kevin Owens is shocking, why would he turn on his best friend and the WWE Universe?

That promo from Kevin Owens was 0/10

>>2291679
BASED BIG AOG

>>2291660
its the tradtional heel in a suit

Have you notice you never see Cathy Kelly and Chaz together? I think they are the same person

>>2291682
Dumb fuck frogposter gtfo

>>2291605
So? Turn it off we all know how much of a shitty taste you have.

>world's largest athlete
>there are literally athletes larger than him including Mark Henry who weighs more right now

Big Show is trash

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>>2291686
hhh promised him a lifetime supply of twinkies

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>>2291679
>Implying WWE has EVER followed their own rules or shown any semblance of continuity

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>>2291682
shut up and watch

>>2291626
I say blame the writers on that one, it's the same diatribe you hear every time someone tries to cut an intense, slow burn promo.

>>2291691
cathy kelly is literally a foot taller

>>2291696
BASED STEINGOAT

Fatass is still gonna get his teeth kicked in by Oldberg.

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>>2291633
yeah i heard that, stupid.
This is the look of a god promo

WHAT IS OWEN KEVINS DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

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>>2291692

Why hasn't WWE ever had a badminton player or a fencer gimmick yet?

>Cesaro

cringe

starting off with a piss break

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>wee woo wee woo

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>1239 episodes of this shit

Memesaro is so autistic lmao

>tfw cesaro has to desperately try to make enzo look like a wrestler
hate this

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>>2291692

literally the worst tag team of all time right here. they just put 2 random guys together with 0 gimmick whatsoever

>>2291693
Don't talk shit about my husband's! Emerald Superman Punch Splash!

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MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?

THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA

S A W F T

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>20 mins
>2 recaps
im getting a bad feeling

>Enzo and Cass
>Diva shit
>New Day
Why RAW have so much piss breaks?

>Sheamus used to headline PPVs

Shesaro better win this

Cesaro and Sheamus have the best entrance in WWE right now

>>2291716
the gimmick is that they're randomly put together you silly goose

>>2291722
worked

Does anybody think Shaemus could still be a based singles competitor in mid/upper midcard?

I didn't like any of his previous runs, but I've started to like him a lot lately for some reason

>Enzo and Biggie Ass
y

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sheamus and cesaro with better writing and competition would be goat

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>#1 contenders match

>no Shining Stars

>BIG KEK

>le same promo man

Pizza
How are you doing?
French Fries
How are you doing?
hot dog
How are you doing?
Chicken nugget
How are you doing?

>>2291697
>asgooka fag meme

go away

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>>2291692

ur sawft ur sloppy

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>marks still aren't sick of Enzo and Cass

>dressing your kids like that

>>2291720
Don't forget manlet matches.

>>2291733
Sheamus and Cesaro without Sheamus would be great, as well as a tag team division without New Day

>>2291738
*crowd goes crazy*

>>2291738
McChicken

>>2291716
But thats the gimmick

>>2291728
Sheamus and Cesaro legit aren't bad wrestlers and are even capable of good matches with each other

Booking is retarded though and people stop caring. Sheamus is weird, as a face he's a bit shit so people didn't really like his US title run but he's alright as a heel

I hate these guys intros.

Please get injured soon.

Did New Day ever get a story worthy of the longest tag champs of all time? Or are they just buried for no reason??

>>2291747

HOW YA DOIN

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Why did Enzo copy Alexa's hair?

>>2291679
BASED BIG AOG

someone post the gif/webm of Enzo's rope botch

>>2291753
Can't do much with comic relief

>>2291716
k

Enzo's bits are too overly scripted. He needs more Rock level freedom in his promos. Or else it all has to connect back to their main "you can't teach that, cuppa haters, sawft" stuff.

>>2291717
>implying the shittiest move among the Part 3 cast and the shittiest looking punch style move in the WWE would cause any damage
Lmao. By the time you actually find out a way to hurt me, you'll probably be dead by then.

>big cass is 7 feet tall
>looks 3 inches taller than cesaro and sheamus

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>>2291692
Get out normie

Shesaro are by far the best tag team on the roster, even though they aren't even a proper tag team like the new day or Enzo and Cass. Plus their entrance is great looking.

GARY MCFLY RAM

That was a based move from Sheamus.

>The wops are in the heel corner

wat

Wake me up when Roman comes out, I'll whip my dick out to him.

>>2291738
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How much Cass jiggles when he moves makes me uncomfortable

>>2291771
16

>Big Cass
>seven feet tall

>The four other people in this match are all taller than him

>>2291773
How you doin'?

The is literally r*ddit: the match

>>2291762
>Shitiest move
>not the Emporor
Fuck you Noriaki was so kawaii and Roman is fucking strong you virgin.

enzshit btfo

>>2291775
17

>>2291772
Like when you used to climb the rope in gym class?

>How is he doing?
>Not that well

LEL Cesaro mocking Enzo

>>2291775
17

who /cesaro/ here

someone post lots of Big Dogs when Roman comes out. I cannot be bothered with this shitty ass show. The only thing worth watching is Roman Reigns

>>2291765
Have sex, beggin ya

>>2291739
>based Asuka drawing (you)s whenever she's posted

Stay worked kiddo

how do you fix cesaro?

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>How's he doing? Not that well.

BASED SWISS SUPERMAN!!!

>>2291781
BASED.

I hope we get whiplash pt. II in this match.

>>2291788
put him on smackdown

>>2291788
Kill Vince Mcmahon

>>2291784
Always.

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>>2291786

>>2291788
keep him in the midcard. can't talk for shit.

>>2291734
Ayyy K-man

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JUSS BECUZ UR A LADY

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>>2291774
>4 other people
>tag match

>>2291788
Cant be fixed.

He became a meme.

>>2291762
the irony that you can literally teach Enzo's gimmick to anyone since he says the same shit every week

>>2291779
>>2291783
How ye doin'?

How strong is Antonio Cesaro?
Also Roman for President!

>>2291788
cocaine/charisma

Big Cass literally has five moves:
Big Boot
Stinger Splash
Bodyslam
Empire Elbow
East River Crossing

Six if you count his tag finisher.

So how's he gonna get over again?

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>>2291775

>>2291788
Have him grow a skullet, have him wear pants,

>>2291806
Make him stop doing one of his moves, then he's World Champ material

>>2291799
The ref, you mong

I watched The Young Turks today and they were mocking "virgin millenial Trump supporters" where they actuslly mentioned 4chan.

They claimed this site is riddled with pedophiles who probably think "Asuka is best girl"

Is this true?

>>2291806
John Cena has 3

>>2291806

Does the dude even have any strengths as a performer?

>>2291806
He is 7 feet tall and you can't teach that
How you doing?

>>2291806
Hogan had less and got over just fine

Why do wrestlers have to work out exactly? It's all fake. Does it really matter if you're muscular or fat?
Look at Virgil Runnels.

>>2291814
Everything excepf "Asuka is best girl"

>tuned in to see more Owens/Jericho stuff
>realizing there's absolutely no other reason to watch this

>>2291814
>I watched The Young Turks
There was your first mistake. You should consider suicide

>its another Enzo gets thrown around the whole match until a hot tag and Cass wins with his 5 moves match

>>2291815
He has clearly and famously stated multiple times that he has 5 moves:

1. Tackle
2. Second Tackle
3. Whrilybird
4. Knuckles
5. Fireman's Carry

Fucking Graves calling him Claudio lmao

>Claudio

>>2291814
yes. Milo is pedophile now. CNN said so and now his book isn't being released

>>2291146
Good taste Helen is a MILF

>>2291788
kill vince

BASED SWISSMAN BTFO'ING AMEMERE

CLAUDIO

>>2291821
You know what, that's a fantastic point.
Why don't you go do pretty much everything you see in this match as your fat self and tell us how fast you get tired and how much you ache.

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>claudio

big cass comes in, crowd goes silent

>>2291826
>SEETHING

Jesus did the crowd die when Cass got in the ring or something?

>Cesaro thinks he's a flippyshit indie

>>2291840
18+. Have sex, take a shower, get a clue

>>2291798
I would fucking wreck this chick

>>2291825

So I wasn't the only one

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>Cass pinning Cesaro

poor cesaro

so good but wasted

JUST

jesus christ

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>>2291831

what a sloppy match

Was that supposed to be the finish? What a load of wank.

lame

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>Bully Club are going to drop the titles to Enzo and Cass

NEW THREAD
>>2291842
>>2291842
>>2291842

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>cesaro jobs to five moves cass
FML

Is there a more likable wrestler than Cesaro?

CHICKEN TENDEHS

>state of jobsaro

BASED SHEAMUS

>>2291837
I'm thinner than you m8, why doesn't /asp/ start a wrestling fed?

well didn't see that thing ended that way.

How long has Cesaro been in WWE? He still hasn't learned how to work WWE and still comes across as a guy that belongs in one of them meme minor leagues the have shows in high school gyms

>put on one of the worst matches in the past 5 years
>become #1 contender the next week

>thank you sheamus

Goddamn

>Thank you Shaemus

KEK

THANK YOU SHEAMUS

THANK YOU SHEAMUS

>thank you sheamus

Cesaro is way underused.

reminds me of Goldust

>THANK YOU SHAEMUS

MEMEZO BTFO

lmao Zayn is going to bet murdered

>Kevin Owens is threating
To who?

>>2291908
and the problem with that is...?

Steen vs Genérico!!!!!

>thank you Sheamus
>Claudio
Lmao

Also holy shit if they make Sami job clean to Fatlet Owens, I am done watching WWE RAW

>>2291777
Well, The Emperor guy survived at least. Thus objectively less shitty.

>>2291801
Pretty much. Really hoping that this is more him just getting more comfortable with his gimmick, but things need to change up a bit.

>cesaro losing to cass of all people

JUST
U
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>>2291868
See, I'm not even saying that as a way of just calling you fat for the sake of calling you fat. I gym regularly, im reasonably fit, but I'm still in no condition to do half the shit these superstars do, im not conditioned for it. If I were to try, I'd be gassed and fucked up just half way through the length of a regular arse match.

I determine this about myself based off several parties with friends involving adult jumping castles. Shit's exhausting as all fuck.
It's really just not a case of being a reasonable weight or whatever.

>thank you sheamus

lel

>Charles' dress

UNF

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>>2291718
everyfucking time