What's this move called?

>>2289985
the "kill myself for some nachos and a rc cola" driver

>>2289985
Gory special

>>2289985
these indy fags are the worst. killing themselves for less viewers than a youtube video.

>>2289985
The Career ender before you had a career driver.

>>2289985
>triggering WWE marks: the spot

>>2289985
It's called the "I got paid $50 dollars for this bullshit"

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not sure if thats better or worse than this.

>>2289985
>>2290336

watching these while listening to "thorn in your eye" by slam jam

>Pretty Kino man

>>2289985
its called "oh shit this nigger just tried to kill me but I barely saved myself"

>>2290336
>turning your face towards the kids table covered in wooden skewers
its like he really wanted to end it all

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>>2290584
you can tell he really is disappointed he survived.

Do these people think this will get them discover and put into the big leagues or something?

>>2290685
>we want the juggalo audience

>>2290685
Death matches are just bottom barrel stuff. It's mostly for guys who have zero talent and know themselves that they're going fucking nowhere in the business.

>>2290653
Kek at that midget ref.

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>>2290718
actual manlet.

>>2290685
Always wondered this myself. Can't fathom why czw does this shit.

>>2289985

Are florescent light tubes still full of mercury when they are used?

>>2290653

That happened about 15 minutes away from where I live. I thought about going there to see my friend wrestle, but decided against it ever since the promotion became ultra violent.

>>2290761
Most of them are drug addicts and alcoholics who can't land a job in fucking Walmart

They will hire pretty much everyone as long as you're 18+

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>>2289985
>Dbry thinks is what wrestling should be

>>2290761
>>2290685
Well thats how they got Dean Ambrose. too bad he came in an era were Hardcore went to shit.

>>2290806
>implying its not more fun to watch than two people fake grappling for 20 min

>>2290815
They're both shit, you're easily amused.

>>2290809
It's sad to see how neutered he became.

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>>2290791
what are you, some sorta pussy who cant handle REAL wrestling?

>>2290865

I wish wrestling was like it was in the 1910s.

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>>2290868
like this?

>>2290806
[citation needed]

>>2290788
Vampiro vs Pentagon Jr at Ultima Lucha used florescent lights and vampiro said in his jericho podcast they had mercury and burned

>>2290865
what is that

>>2290653
kek

>>2290931
glass wool.

>>2289985
$20 for a shirt and a Polaroid buddy but i'll cut you a dea;

>>2290931
glass wool

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>>2290931
Literal Poison
or as smarks call it "This is wrestling...."

>>2290929

Why wouldn't they empty them?

>>2290960
Because like Lucha Underground itself, they are fucking retarded.

>>2290054
severely overestimating the amount of money they make

>>2290653
and the payout was >>2290653
$13.00
which they had to split

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>>2290975
>>2291030
>>2290054

more like
>pic related